Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Is that so?" Kawaki nodded with his chin propped up. Then, he turned around and said, "Let's go, Tsukki. I don't like this kind of place. That, that squinting guy, don't invite me to a birthday party again. I hate this kind of feeling of being given alms."

After a pause, Kawaki turned around and patted Shinpachi on the shoulder. "If you feel uncomfortable, you can come with us. Later, when there are only us, we can make up a normal birthday party for Kyubei. There are so many people today, maybe Kyubei won't notice us."

"You... you are right." Shinpachi pulled the corners of his mouth a little awkwardly, then turned to look at Otae, "Sister, with so many people, we will be very uncomfortable here. Why don't we contact Kyubei tonight and hold a birthday party for her in our house with everyone?"

"Good idea, Shin-chan." Otae praised, then bowed slightly to Tojo, "I'm really sorry. Then please convey our blessings to Kyu-chan. I believe that Kyu-chan will also understand us, Tojo-san."

After saying that, the four people turned and left at the same time, completely unaware that Tojo had turned pale.

"Wait a minute!" Tojo rushed forward and stopped the four of them, "The young master hopes to see his friends at the birthday party! What if the young master is sad because you are not here?"

"So, didn't I say that we would make up a new birthday party for her tonight?" Kawaki turned around and explained casually.

"That's not..." Just as Tojo was about to explain, he suddenly noticed the light smile on Kawaki's lips. He instantly understood what was going on!

'This... This person has seen through all my intentions!' Tojo looked at Kawaki in disbelief. At the same time, he thought to himself, 'This is... terrifying! This man is too terrifying!'

'You want to use us as a shield? You are still too inexperienced...' Kawaki snorted in his heart, 'Go back and cultivate for another two thousand years, bastard!'

"That, please wait a moment," Tojo instantly changed his words. At the same time, he took a step forward and stood in front of Kawaki, whispering, "Kawaki-dono, I believe you have already seen through my intentions. Can you cooperate with me? After this, I will give you a gift of thanks!"

"Oh? What kind of gift?" Kawaki gently raised the corner of his mouth and asked with interest.

"I heard that Kawaki-dono is usually fond of FPS games..." Tojo said hesitantly, "I happen to know a few of the best game companies.

Although I can't make excessive requests, there is no problem at all with ordinary things such as trying out new works. "

"Don't worry, I'm your ally today." Kawaki patted Tojo on the shoulder.

"That's great..."

...

"Actually, what this person said makes sense." Kawaki frowned slightly and looked at Otae and Shinpachi, "Considering that Kyubei might become nervous and incontinent, I think it's better for us to stay here."

"Hey, what happened just now? Why did your attitude change so quickly? What did the two of you talk about?" Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Isn't this kind of reason too lousy? Why does it have to be incontinence?"

"Isn't that the case for a kid at this age? When there are too many people, you will get nervous." Kawaki replied disapprovingly, "When you get nervous, you will lose control. This is common sense, Shinpachi."

"I have never heard of this kind of common sense!"

"Well, I still have to call the young master. I will leave the rest to you." After saying that, Tojo turned around and left, but in the end, he did not forget to remind again, "If all the friends I want are not present, Young Master is too pitiful, right?"

"In short, because of all kinds of messy reasons, I think we should participate in this birthday party." Kawaki crossed his arms and said.

"The reason you said is not as convincing as what Tojo said..." Shinpachi was a little speechless.

"Don't forget, even if we leave, there are still a few people who will ruin the atmosphere!" Kawaki said seriously, "Think carefully, Shinpachi-kun! If Gintoki and Kagura-chan are here, this birthday party..."

"It will definitely become a disaster!" Shinpachi added.

"That's right! A disaster!"

"Oh no! We have to hurry in! Sister!" Shinpachi looked at Otae anxiously, "If we leave Gin-san and the others here, the consequences will be unimaginable!"

"I think it doesn't matter if we leave them here," Otae replied with a smile, "If it's Gin-san, he will understand the TPO."

(TPO: Time, place, occasion.)

...

Seeing Shinpachi and Otae enter the venue again, Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki indifferently and said, "Hey, what are you planning now?"

"Don't mind it, don't mind it." Kawaki waved his hands casually and comforted him, "In short, there won't be any big problems. It's just an ordinary birthday party."

"After being invited and being told that. I'm not a fool. There must be something wrong with this birthday party." Tsukuyo replied with a snort.

"Isn't it our responsibility to turn the problematic birthday into an ordinary birthday party?" Kawaki asked with a smile. Without waiting for Tsukuyo to answer, Kawaki directly turned around and stepped into the door of the venue.

...

"Look, aren't they sitting over there?" Otae looked at Gintoki and the others who were sitting quietly on a round table not far away.

"Really? That's great." Shinpachi heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, nothing happened."

"Hasegawa-san, and Katsura-san," Looking at the few people on Gintoki's table and the turtle shell placed on a certain seat, Otae said, "It seems that they have also called the members who were previously at Ryugu Palace. Look, even Kamenashi-san's turtle shell is there, but the body seems to have disappeared."

"Don't say such scary words." A few black lines instantly appeared on Shinpachi's face. The corners of his mouth twitched and he said, "Perhaps Madam is going to give birth again..."

At this time, Kawaki and Tsukuyo had already arrived at Shinpachi's side.

"Hey, it looks like there haven't been any accidents yet. It really makes me a little disappointed." Kawaki said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Kawaki-san, do you really want this birthday to be smoothly held?" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki with a doubtful look, but then looked at Gintoki and the others, "But everyone seems to be unusually obedient today."

"Maybe they are nervous." Otae replied with a smile, "After all, there are many celebrities around."

"Maybe already incontinent?" Kawaki nodded in agreement.

"Can you stop talking about it!" Shinpachi shouted in a low voice, "No matter how you look at it, it's impossible!"

"Shinpachi, creatures like humans always have all kinds of unknown secrets," Kawaki sighed softly, "Even your most familiar people might become nervous to the point of incontinence."

"Forget it, I don't want to continue this topic anymore." Shinpachi helplessly turned his head and looked at Gintoki and the others again. He said doubtfully, "But I still feel that it's a little strange. What are they doing..."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly saw Hasegawa, who had been silent all this time, stand up excitedly and shout, "Great! I become a popular actor and my income goes up by twenty million! I get twenty million every time I circle the board now! I won!! I've undeniably won! I'm a winner! I've finally become a winner!"

At this time, Shinpachi finally understood that this group of people was just playing Game of Life.

(Game of Life: A board game similar to Monopoly.)

"Shut up!" Katsura shouted at Hasegawa with an unhappy face, "No one knows who will win until the end!"

"No! I won!" Hasegawa looked at Katsura and Gintoki with mocking expression, "It is impossible for your losers to catch up with me! Look, I am an actor, a winner!"

Gintoki, who was angered by Hasegawa's words and had veins popping out on his face, replied without hesitation, "That is only on this board game. No matter how rich you become, do not forget the fact that you are still an unemployed person on the board game called reality. You bastard!"

Katsura crossed his arms and nodded in agreement.

"You don't have to be so desperate!" Hasegawa shouted, "Let me dream, okay?"

"Shut up! Madao!" Gintoki replied disdainfully, "It's obviously a life that accomplishes nothing, don't get carried away!"

"What did you say?!" Hasegawa retorted without hesitation, "Compared to you who are losers in the game and reality, I'm much better!"

"You bastard! Is there a need to talk to this extent?!" Katsura cursed, his veins popping out, "Hurry up and apologize! Apologize to me immediately!"

Listening to the commotion and feeling the strange gazes of the guests, Shinpachi, who could not bear it any longer, rushed over and flipped the board game on Gintoki's table.

"What are you doing? Shinpachi-kun?!" Hasegawa shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice, "It wasn't easy for me to become a popular actor!"

It's not a question of "what are you doing" at all!" Shinpachi grabbed Hasegawa's head and reminded him with bulging veins, "Why are you playing the Game of Life in this place?"

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi," Gintoki, who was at the side, said, "The Game of Life is an essential part of celebrating birthdays. Normally, everybody immediately engages in the unhealthy habit of playing video games, but during a birthday party, the mother making the food is keeping a sharp watch. So everybody gives up on video games and pretends to be good children by playing board games like Game of Life! So they can eat good food! This is the principle of the birthday party!"

"I don't give a damn!!" Shinpachi shouted with veins popping out, "About the worthless birthday knowledge you've assembled!"

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