Maybe a Fake Gintama

At noon one day.

Yoshiwara, Kawaki's room.

Gintoki stood outside the room and scratched his messy hair in frustration. Then, he kicked open Kawaki's door and walked in.

Behind Gintoki, there was also Tama.

"Hey, dog sh*t-like bastard," Gintoki shouted at Kawaki, sitting on the ground wearing headphones, holding the game controller in his hand, and staring intently at the computer screen.

However, the latter had no reaction at all. Perhaps it was because the sound insulation effect of the headphones was too good.

"Hey! Dog sh*t-like wretch bastard!" Gintoki took two steps forward and shouted again.

However, Kawaki still did not respond.

"Hey! Dog sh*t-like wretch bastard [Beep—] [Beep—] [Beep—]!" Gintoki took two steps forward again, standing on Kawaki's back and shouting loudly.

"It's so noisy! Bastard! Why are you scolding more and more ruthlessly than before?!" Kawaki instantly got up and sent Gintoki flying with an elbow strike.

"Can you hear it from the beginning?!" After Gintoki got up, he rubbed his stomach and scolded.

"Ah, I can hear you." Kawaki took off his earphones and replied impatiently, "Kagura has not been coming often recently. Is it your turn? What's wrong? Are you here to ask for pocket money?! Is that so?!"

"Thank you, Uncle." Gintoki shamelessly took two steps forward and stretched out his hands.

"Die," Kawaki replied expressionlessly.

"Is there no "aru"? Because there is no "aru", so you don't give it?! You bastard uncle!" Gintoki complained loudly.

"Yes! As long as you kneel down and call me uncle, I will give you any amount of pocket money, you bastard!"

It seemed that the two of them were about to start fighting again. Tama hurriedly stepped forward and advised, "Kawaki-sama, Gintoki-sama, please don't be so irritable. Why? Why do you quarrel when you meet?"

"Because I don't like him!" Kawaki and Gintoki grabbed each other by the collar and shouted at the same time.

"What is the specific reason?" Tama asked again.

"Is there a need to ask? His existence makes me very unhappy!" Gintoki and Kawaki roared at the same time.

"Why are you copying me?" ×2

"Huh?! Why don't you die?!" ×2

The two of them started strangling each other again, but this time, the two of them had just grabbed each other by the collar. Tama, who was at the side, couldn't help but laugh.

"This is really interesting," Tama continued, "There are times when they are so similar, but they hate each other so much. What is the specific reason? There should be some, right?"

"Ah, there is," Kawaki broke away from Gintoki's hands. At the same time, he withdrew his hands and casually replied, "This guy's head, limbs, and the rest of his body parts, I hate them all. I always think [it would be nice if this guy died.]"

"What you said is the same for me!" Gintoki shouted, "I also hate your head, upper body, and lower body! I always think [it would be nice if this guy disappear from this world.]"

"There is no difference in what I said, bastard!"

"When did Kawaki-sama and Gintoki-sama meet?"

Gintoki/Kawaki, "I didn't know him twenty years ago."

Just as they finished speaking, the two of them looked at each other and spoke again at the same time.

Kawaki/Gintoki, "I didn't know him twenty years ago."

"Hey, can you not change your answer so easily?! Are you so follow the crowd?!" Kawaki scolded arrogantly, "Your natural wavy hair can be kept for so many years, can't you keep an answer for two seconds?!"

"You are talking about yourself, right?! Do you like to copy answers?! You don't have your own ideas like a primary school student, right?!"

"According to the data, the reason why Kawaki-sama and Gintoki-sama hate each other is that they have become bored with each other's bodies in the past twenty years..."

"Wait a minute!" Kawaki hurriedly stopped her, "Speaking of which Tama, where did you learn those terrible words?!"

"With this idiot's body, even his [Beep——] woman has no chance to [Beep——] a second time." Gintoki sneered.

"Hey, that's enough. Can't you get over this? I never remember that I was such a [Beep——] man in the past!" Kawaki yelled, "Don't think that you can talk nonsense here just because the author didn't write it! You can talk nonsense here! I will sue you for slander, you bastard!"

"Didn't write it? Why didn't write it? Don't you know in your heart?!" Gintoki was not to be outdone, "Isn't it because your past is like [Beep——] you know [Beep——] all day long, twenty-four hours a day [Beep——], he didn't write it because he was afraid of being harmed!"

"There was nothing at all, bastard!"

"Because it wasn't written, so it became something that never happened?!" Gintoki retorted, "It's like you didn't get constipation today, so you can say you didn't eat yesterday?!"

"What you said is completely two different things, bastard!"

The two sides were getting more and more intense, and they were already ready to fight.

"Um, Gintoki-sama, can you describe it more accurately? What do you mean by [Beep—], [Beep—], and [Beep—]? Because they are all censored, my system can't analyze it."

"Hey, do you want this work cut in half?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Didn't I already say it just now? He just made up everything."

"It's true!"

...

"I'm a little tired from the noise, and my throat feels a little uncomfortable." Kawaki opened the fridge and took out two cans of coke. One of them was thrown to Gintoki.

Then, the two of them opened the can in a surprisingly uniform manner, raised their heads, and drank it. Even the number of times they swallowed it was the same, and after drinking it, they went through the same amount of time, and the interval of the same length of time was taken.

This spectacle made Tama click her tongue in wonder.

"Tell me, what exactly are you here for? I'm also very busy." Kawaki came to the table and sat down. He asked with some frustration, "If you want to quarrel with me, you already did it now."

"No, I don't have the mood to quarrel with an idiot like you," said Gintoki as he picked his nose and glanced at Tama, "It's about Tama."

"Tama? What's wrong?" Asked Kawaki, a little puzzled.

"Otose told me to take a break from time to time and gave me 72 hours of vacation time. No, there are 68 hours and 38 minutes left, no, 37 minutes of vacation time." Tama replied, "But working for people is a robot maid task."

"This child is really amazing. She sat at the stairs of my house for two and a half hours." Gintoki interrupted.

"So I want to know, what should I do during my vacation? Kawaki-sama, Gintoki-sama, has Otose abandoned me?"

"That old woman probably just hopes that you can relax occasionally and have your own time." Gintoki replied, "Well, although this should be difficult for robots."

"What does [Relax] mean?" Tama asked again.

"In short... that is..." Gintoki thought for a moment, "It means resting."

"Then what should I do when I take a [Rest]?"

"Your explanation is getting more and more troublesome, Gintoki. Otose just wants you to do what you want to do." Kawaki said indifferently, "Instead of running around with this kind of trash, why don't you just do what you like?"

"What do you mean by what you like?"

"Don't play dumb. There must be something. It's that when you do something, you feel more comfortable. When you do something, there are more smiles on your face. Or, if you want to stay with someone, you will feel happy when you stay with someone."

"She's a robot. How could she has such an emotion?" Gintoki waved his hand in disapproval.

"Ha~ She really knows how to cause trouble." Kawaki stood up, "Although I'm a little reluctant, leave it to me."

"Did Tama cause trouble for Kawaki-sama?" Tama looked up and asked.

"No, I didn't mean that, that," Kawaki scratched his head, "That's it, there is no other meaning."

"[That]? What does [That] mean? Can you explain it more specifically?" Tama can't understand such a vague word.

"Anyway, there is no special meaning. Humans are like this. Don't they often talk some meaningless words?" Kawaki was a little stumped. He could only bite the bullet and continue, "Humans sometimes sigh. Although they feel that they might be expressing dissatisfaction, it is actually just a moment of emotional expression. After that moment, that thing is actually meaningless."

"In other words, I have a moment that makes Kawaki-sama feel distressed?"

"Gintoki, explain it to me."

"Huh?! Why did you throw the pot at me?" Gintoki shouted, "Who knows how to answer such a troublesome question!"

"Gintoki-sama, is Tama very troublesome?"

"Ah, it's not that, that, it's that," Gintoki hurriedly replied.

"It's [that] again? Is it the same as Kawaki-sama's answer just now, or is it that Gintoki-sama's [that] and Kawaki-sama's [that] are not the same [that], or that the [that] that the two people said is actually just a [that]? Tama can't understand."

"So annoying!" Kawaki and Gintoki roared at the same time.

Tama instantly closed her mouth and fell silent.

"That, Tama, actually that doesn't have any special meaning, it's just an excuse that a person finds when he doesn't know what to answer," Kawaki said with some embarrassment, "Also if you really can't find anything you want to do, you can go out more often. Are you not a robot? You can compare the several things you do. For example, when removing the Gintoki's stick, you are eager to complete it 100%, and when removing Gintoki's [Beep——], you are eager to complete it 200%. In this way, you can choose what is more desirable. In addition, if it is really these two things, it is recommended that you complete them together. "

"Hey! Why do you use my stick and [Beep—] as an example?! Why don't you use yours?!"

"Tama's curiosity toward Gintoki-sama's stick and [Beep—] is zero. Curiosity toward Kawaki-sama's stick and [Beep—] is zero. "

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