Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hahahaha, that makes sense." Kawaki chuckled and turned to look at the Hyakka member, who was massaging his shoulders behind him, "You can use a little more strength. I'm the one who struggles."

"Yes." The girl replied excitedly.

On the other side, a certain silver-haired wavy hair, a certain glasses, a certain long-haired space captain, a certain space creature, a certain gorilla, all of them stood in a row with their veins bulging as they looked at Kawaki who was enjoying the service.

As for Toshiro and Kagura, the two of them had already run into the kotatsu to enjoy themselves.

"Hey, do you understand the target?" Gintoki asked hatefully.

"Yes, I understand." Everyone answered at the same time.

Elizabeth, who was cosplaying as Luffy, raised his wooden board: [Understood!]

"The goal is to kill that ponytail guy. Even if we don't get the Owee, we have to kill him today. Do you understand?" Gintoki shouted again.

"Wait... wait!" Kondo suddenly thought of something and shook his head quickly, "No, no, I already made an agreement with Miss Otae in the store!"

As he spoke, Kondo recalled that in the Snack Smile, Otae had a smile on her face as he threatened, "Get an Owee for everyone in the store, and if you can't do that..."

After seeing this memory, Shinpachi complained with black lines all over his head, "That's not an agreement, but a threat, right?"

"Alright, then we must get an Owee and kill that ponytail man! have you understood?!" Gintoki spoke again.

"Understood!" Everyone shouted at the same time. At the same time, Elizabeth or Luffy, also raised his wooden board, [Understood!]

Then, after Gintoki counted to three, everyone rushed toward Kawaki at the same time, but at this moment, the door of the shop finally opened.

This time, the direction of Gintoki and the others instantly changed, and they rushed straight toward the door of the shop.

However, on the side, Kawaki with quick eyes directly jumped out of the bath barrel, quickly put on his clothes, picked up the umbrella at the side, and rushed over.

Fortunately, Kawaki was the first to come to the door of the shop.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Gintoki looked at Kawaki, who was holding his hands and blocking the door, and asked.

"No, there's no other reason," Kawaki replied faintly, "If you're a half-assed person, then line up honestly. Today, those who dare to cut in line must pass me first."

"You're the one who's the least qualified to say that!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and cursed.

Shinpachi and the others nodded in agreement.

"I'm sorry, I'm not here to queue today, nor am I here to buy Owee," Kawaki glanced at the OTAKUs who lined up in an orderly manner, "I'm just guarding the dreams of those who really want Owee. You people who came here for all kinds of selfish reasons, I will not let any of you in today."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the Hyakka members, including Sogo and Tsukuyo, all stood beside Kawaki and stood at the entrance of the shop.

"Sogo! Why did you betray us as well?" Kondo said anxiously.

"I'm sorry, Kondo-san." Sogo shrugged his shoulders, "I thought about it just now and thought that what the boss said made sense. I'm sorry, I can't let you go today."

"In this world, the law is always the law of the jungle!" Gintoki retorted, "People who can't compete with others, even if they are first, they won't get it! This is the rule!"

"Indeed, this world's law is indeed always the law of the jungle," Kawaki said with a smile. Then, he opened his eyes and reveal a ferocious smile, "So, I am here. If you defeat me, you can go in. If you lose, please leave."

"Stop joking! You are not the manager here!" Gintoki said indignantly.

"That's right, that's right!" Kondo agreed.

Hearing this, Kawaki sneered and then coldly said, "Indeed, I am not the manager here. However, if you really become the kind of people who bully ordinary, honest, and weak people at will, I will definitely not join you. Gintoki, if your Bushido really becomes like this, then I will personally cut you off. And Zura, you too."

Hearing this, Gintoki and Katsura fell silent.

"And you, Shinpachi." Kawaki looked at Shinpachi at the side, "As an IDOL OTAKU, you should understand that you have lined up in the cold wind for days and nights just to buy the photos and new albums of your favorite idols. What do you think when people like you jump in line and make trouble? Think about it yourself."

Hearing this, Shinpachi also lowered his head.

Finally, Kawaki glanced at Kondo.

"As for you, Chief of the Police Department, if you are really at this level, you should go back to the zoo as soon as possible."

"Wait! Why do you want me to go back to the zoo when it comes to me?" Kondo shouted, "I am a human! A human! Not a gorilla!"

[And me.] Elizabeth raised the wooden board at the right time, but Kawaki only glanced at it.

The latter trembled in fear and directly knelt down and raised the wooden board: [Please don't eat me! ]

"Indeed, this world is chaotic. The strong prey on the weak. However, in front of the weak, you have to respect the weak. In front of the strong, you do not curry favor with them, sticking to one's own heart without being humble or overbearing, this is a capitalized character!" Kawaki glanced at the OTAKUs who were still queuing up, "If even the scale in your heart is confused, this kind of person is just a scum. No matter how powerful they are, they are just superficial. That kind of guy will definitely not be able to defeat me."

Toshiro, who was sitting in the kotatsu and smoking, could not help but laugh, "Hahahaha... Kondo-san, I didn't expect that one day we would be taught by someone who is not a samurai, and it is the kind that is completely irrefutable. I am convinced, it seems that our Bushido still lacks exercise, Hahahaha…"

"Toshi, you..."

"Ah, although I really want to fight with you, not today." Toshiro looked at Kawaki and chuckled. Then, he stood up from the kotatsu and walked to Kawaki. He stood beside Sogo, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san. My Bushido won't allow me to do that."

"There are some things that can never be forgotten even if they are threatened by the woman they love. I am a Samurai, I am a human." Kondo stood beside Toshiro with his hands crossed.

"Gin-chan, I'm sorry. Daddy and Mommy told me that we can't bully the weak." As she spoke, Kagura also walked over and stood beside Kawaki.

"Hahahaha..." Gintoki's shoulders began to tremble. Then, he raised his head, and his expression actually revealed a bit of gentleness, "Kawaki, it's really been a long time. The last time I was scolded by you, I almost forgot."

After saying that, Gintoki punched Kawaki hard in the chest and said softly, "Welcome back."

Kawaki only chuckled and said nothing.

"Indeed, in this world, there are more weaklings than the strong. However, just like you said, only by respecting the weak can this world continue better." Katsura said with a smile, "You came back too late, idiot."

"Alright, you can start now." Kawaki smiled and looked at the staff at the side, "Sorry for the delay, but in this case, there will be no accidents in the sale."

"Yes!" The staff member wiped away his tears which could not be stopped. Then, he picked up the loudspeaker and spoke to the OTAKU who were still queuing up, "Although the 12 o'clock release time has passed, I don't think it's too late now. Bentendo Owee sales start! Follow the order of the queue, don't rush, don't push, and follow the instructions of the staff, one person is limited to one purchase."

After that, the queue began to enter in an orderly manner. No one crowded, and no one was angry because they did not get to queue up.

In less than half an hour, the first one hundred lucky winners walked out slowly with the new game console Owee in their hands.

However, these lucky people did not leave but walked toward Kawaki and the others together.

"Alright, go back quickly. The weather is so cold. Be careful not to catch a cold [Brother Half-assed]." Kawaki looked at the first in the queue glasses man in front of him and said with a smile.

"No, those who can't get Owee are half-assed, don't you think so? Senior half-assed?" The glasses man changed his previous style and actually joked with Kawaki.

"Don't show off. Go back." Kawaki turned his face away and chuckled.

Then, the glasses man and Kawaki laughed at the same time.

"This is it. This is yours." As he spoke, the glasses man stuffed an Owee into Kawaki's arms.

Before Kawaki could refuse, the glasses man turned around and ran out. As he ran, he waved at Kawaki, "Goodbye, senior who needs the help of the younger generation. Also, thank you! Owee will still be released, but there are some things that are hard to hear in this lifetime."

"Hey..." Kawaki still wanted to say something, but the latter had already run far away.

At the same time, the people around Kawaki were basically in the same situation. One by one, Owee were stuffed into their hands, and there was no time to decline.

...

When the crowd dispersed.

Kawaki looked at the dozens of Owee on the ground in front of him and wiped the sweat on his forehead, "Ah, I almost couldn't help but laugh..."

"I've already laughed, okay?" Gintoki hugged the five Owee and curled his lips, "Fortunately, I reacted quickly and said welcome back... Phew, there was no danger, but there was no danger. I finally got all five Owee commissions, and I didn't spend a single cent. I earned it all. "

"Two bosses, I am the first to cooperate. Don't forget my contribution." Sogo said, holding the two Owee.

"Alright, I announce that today's war is a complete victory!" Kawaki shouted.

However, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Sogo did not notice that the other people's faces were completely dark.

"Wait a minute." Shinpachi adjusted his glasses with a dark face. The corners of his eyes keep twitching as he complains, "Were those words just now all an act?"

"What else?" Gintoki casually replied, "How can we complete our commission without acting? Five Owee, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible, right?"

"Hey! Those words just now were just my life motto!"

"Kondo-san, can you accept these Owee without conscience?" Toshiro lowered his head and asked with a dark face.

"No, I was scolded badly just now. Now I want to beat him back no matter what. By the way, you scolded me just now, right, Toshi?"

"No, no, no, I was brought in by those bastards. It doesn't count." Toshiro replied.

"Hey." Kagura put down the Owee she was holding in her hand and came in front of Kawaki and Gintoki. She raised her head and looked at the two with a smile.

"What's wrong, Kagura-chan?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"The commission fee this time can buy you a lot of vinegared kelp." Gintoki continued.

However, just as he finished speaking, Kagura clenched her fists at the same time and ruthlessly smashed them into Kawaki and Gintoki's stomachs.

The two of them spat out a mouthful of stomach acid at the same time and flew backward.

"The scum you are talking about is the two of you!" Kagura rushed over and gave them a good beating.

At the same time, Sogo also rushed over and shouted, "Boss, I'll help you."

"Which boss? x2

"That doesn't matter." Sogo joined the battlefield.

Then, Shinpachi, who was a little angry, also joined the battlefield. Toshiro and Kondo also joined in.

"Hey, let's go." After saying that, Tsukuyo directly turned around and left. The other Hyakka member narrowed their eyes and followed her expressionlessly.

As for Katsura, he stood there and looked at the Owee in his hand. After a few seconds, he threw the Owee in his hand to the ground and cursed, "It's not a family game console?! Phew!"

After spitting, Katsura turned around and left angrily.

(Owee arc, finish.)

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