Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 238: Scumbags Are in a Sense the Life Mentors of Girls...

"I already said it doesn't matter." Kawaki waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Then, I'll take my leave."

After saying that, Tama turned around and slowly walked out of the door. On the way, she nodded slightly and smiled as she passed by Tsukuyo.

When Tama reached the door, Kawaki suddenly thought of something and shouted at Tama, "Hey, do your best."

Tama paused for a moment, nodded, and then walked out of the door without looking back.

"What was that just now? A life mentor?" Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki and curled her lips slightly.

"Hahahaha..." Kawaki laughed shamelessly, "Life mentor? That sounds really similar."

"Idiot..." Tsukuyo slightly raised the corner of her mouth and whispered, but just as she finished speaking, Gintoki's voice came from the door.

"That's right; after all, scumbags are girls' life mentors in a sense." Gintoki, who had appeared at the door at some point, cupped his hands and nodded in agreement.

"That's right." Kagura, Shinpachi, and Hasegawa also nodded at the same time.

"It's not what you think it is!" Kawaki was a little helpless and sighed, "Well, forget it. Speaking of which, where did you guys just go?"

"I... I just want to cheer for a little girl. At least I want her to have more courage to speak." Hasegawa lit a cigarette, took a light puff, and replied.

"Who? And what do you mean by that?" Kawaki was puzzled and then said with a disgusted face, "This is the hospital, is smoking really good? And the line you just said is really not cool, not cool at all!"

"Eh? Really?!" Hasegawa exclaimed in disbelief, "It took me a long time to think of such a cool line!"

"I don't think it's cool at all," Gintoki retorted expressionlessly, "This good-for-nothing uncle is full of flavor."

Shinpachi and Kagura both narrowed their eyes at the same time, nodding in agreement.

"By the way, doctor," Kawaki asked, "Can I leave the hospital now? I feel that my body is fine. The toxins have all been discharged."

"About this," The doctor murmured, "Just stay in the hospital for a night."

"Why?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, he stood up from the bed and stretched his limbs, "I feel like there's no problem at all!"

"No, your head is still bleeding," The doctor pointed at Kawaki's forehead, which had just been pierced by kunai, and said, "And I suggest you still have a CT scan."

"Eh?" Kawaki reached out to touch his forehead and then looked at the blood on his hand, "Really!"

Kawaki... fell to the ground.

...

Unknowingly, night came.

"It's all your fault! If not for you, I would have been discharged by now, bastard!" Kawaki's forehead was wrapped in a thick bandage.

Kawaki rolled his eyes at Tsukuyo, who was smoking by the window, and shouted, "Can you stop smoking in the ward? Do you have any morals?"

Tsukuyo turned around, glanced at Kawaki, and then calmly took out several kunai from her sleeves...

...

"I say..." Kawaki suppressed the anger in his heart and pulled out the kunai on his head one by one. Then he shouted angrily again, "You should restrain yourself a little bit! I just bandaged it!"

"I'm going back. Hyakka has a lot of work to do." Tsukuyo ignored Kawaki's shout and turned to walk toward the door.

"At least say sorry!" Kawaki shouted at Tsukuyo, "You really don't have any manners!"

However, just as he finished speaking, two kunai appeared on Kawaki's forehead again.

"Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi walked over and expressionlessly pulled out the kunai on Kawaki's forehead. At the same time, he said, "Actually, you're about the same. You wouldn't have suffered so much if you could speak less in front of Miss Tsukuyo."

"Ah, thank you, Shinpachi." Kawaki lowered his head and sighed, "And that woman, it's not as simple as talking more and talking less. I thought the same thing once. I didn't talk to her for a day, and as a result... that day, my head was almost shot to death by her..."

Shinpachi, "..."

...

"It seems that Katsura-san is only here to visit Elizabeth." Shinpachi sat on the bed with his arms crossed.

"It seems that Elizabeth was also hit by that strange uncle." Kagura sat on the edge of her bed and shook her little feet aimlessly.

"What?" Gintoki was lying sideways on his bed and restlessly propping his head with one hand while the other hand was scratching his butt, "How come there are so many strange uncles. I don't think it's a strange uncle at all; I think he's just an ordinary uncle, right?"

"How can this kind of thing work? Otherwise, let's just call him "Strange Uncle" from now on." Shinpachi suggested.

"That kind of thing is fine!" As he spoke, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki, who was lying on the opposite bed, and continued with a slightly pleading tone, "Gin-san, you seem to be friends with that Katsura-san, right? Can't you do something?"

"Huh?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth and casually replied, "Do you want to play cupid? An arrow shot by a cupid whose wife dumped him won't even pierce a tissue It's just a rusty arrow, a rusty arrow."

"Don't mention anything about Hatsu to me!" Hasegawa exploded.

"Moreover, convincing a stubborn person like him with a brain as hard as a middle school student is impossible. It's impossible." Gintoki replied casually as he dug his nose, "Besides, I don't want to owe him anything."

"When will you guys be able to compensate me for my life? Who's fault is it why did I become like this?" Hasegawa shouted, "At least do me a favor for this time!"

"Isn't your life becoming like this all because of yourself?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth and said disdainfully.

"Gin-chan, I know-aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said, "Madao became madao because of that... Prince Hata!"

"Don't mention that Prince Hata to me!" Hasegawa was clearly stabbed by that name, "It's your responsibility! If not for you, I would still be Bakufu's official! I wouldn't have fallen to such a state!"

Hasegawa picked up a banana beside the bed and peeled it. His expression also softened a little, "I had a series of misfortunes and was really depressed. She really eased my heart, even though it was just part of her job. She often encourages me. I'll be out of the hospital soon, so I want to pay her back somehow. And don't you think? Good women deserve to be happy, right? "

"Who cares," Gintoki impatiently dug his nose and then rubbed the nasal excrement on his little finger and directly flicked it to the side, "AH~ I'm sleepy, I'm sleepy~."

Kawaki, who was eating the thirtieth meal, suddenly felt that there seemed to be a black ball in his lunch box. If you looked closely, you could even find that there were a few short hairs (nose hair) mixed in the ball.

"Gintoki! You bastard!" Kawaki cursed, at the same time, rolled off the bed, and stepped Gintoki's head into the bed. The latter directly fainted.

"Really," Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, "What kind of rude things are you doing when others eat?"

Looking at Kawaki, who was standing, Hasegawa's eyes lit up. He said, "That Kawaki-san! You are also Katsura-san's friend, right?"

"Kat-su-ra-san?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "Who is that?"

"Hey? Aren't you Katsura-san's friend?" The doubtful person became Hasegawa.

"If it were Zura, I would know him," Kawaki replied, "But I really don't know Katsura-san."

"It's the same!" Hasegawa shouted, "Um, can I ask you to do me a little favor? It's about that Katsura... No, Zura."

"Hey, really?" Shinpachi looked at Hasegawa expressionlessly, "Is Hasegawa really going to ask Kawaki-san for help? Out of kindness, I'll remind you in advance. If you ask him to help, he might help you a little more than you requested. "

"There's no other way," Hasegawa replied, "After all, you won't help me, so I can only..."

"What are you guys talking about?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"Actually, this is what happened..." In the end, Shinpachi sighed softly and explained everything that had happened.

...

"So that's how it is..." Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I didn't expect there to be such a story. What a touching story."

As he spoke, Kawaki raised his head and looked at Hasegawa. He asked, "Um, may I ask who the woman is?"

"Did you even listen?" Hasegawa scolded, "It's Miss Uchino! The nurse in charge of our ward! You have clearly met her today!"

"Miss Uchino? Who is that?" Kawaki was even more puzzled, but then he thought of something. Kawaki explained with a smile, "Actually, I am blind to women of average stature."

"Your habit is really weird!" Hasegawa shouted, "In short, it is the nurse in charge of our ward! The nurse who looked a little dumb today and ate my banana today!"

"Eat your banana!" Kawaki looked at Hasegawa with a shocked face, "Hey! Is that Miss Uchino okay?! Did she get infected with some good-for-nothing virus? By the way, when did you guys develop to that point?!"

"How rude!" Hasegawa scolded with his veins popping out, "The banana I was talking about is not the banana you were talking about! It's a fruit! Fruit!"

"Oh!" Kawaki finally remembered the nurse from the day and clapped his hands, "I remember now! So you were talking about that girl!"

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