Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What you said is totally different..." Hasegawa complained.

"However, you are really unlucky to be run over by a strange uncle," Gintoki picked up a banana from Hasegawa's bedside and ate it as if there was no one else around, "In this civilized society, you are actually run over by a strange uncle's car. It is very rare to meet a strange uncle in this civilized society."

"Hey, why can you eat something that someone gave me so nonchalantly?" Hasegawa looked at Gintoki and said unhappily.

"It's ridiculous that I feel so sad when I see Hasegawa-san because of food poisoning," Shinpachi said as he ate the banana.

"Thank you, Uncle Banana." Kagura also said while eating bananas.

"I'm not Uncle Banana; I should say that those bananas belong to Uncle," Hasegawa said snappily.

"You're wrong, Gintoki," Kawaki said as he ate a banana, "Even in a society like this, the probability of encountering a strange uncle and being sent flying by a strange uncle's car is quite high. Last time, I was dragged into a ladyboy bar by a strange blue-haired bearded uncle and forced to put on strange clothes and dance on the stage for three hours. It wasn't easy for me to sneak out. There was another time when I accidentally entered a monster's flower shop when I was wandering on the street. I almost thought I was going to be killed that time. That Monster is really terrifying. Hahahaha..."

Hasegawa, "Did you eat it too?!

"You're talking about something else entirely!" Gintoki shouted.

"Strange blue-haired bearded uncle? A monster who runs a flower shop?" Shinpachi suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that Kawaki-san is talking about Mademoiselle Saigo and Hedoro-san?"

"Who is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully and then continued with a look of lingering fear, "Are those two monsters called Mademoiselle Saigo and Hedoro-san? It's really terrible. I didn't expect to meet such a terrible monster in such a civilized society."

"No," Shinpachi waved his hand and explained with a smile, "Mademoiselle Saigo is a good person. He even took care of Gin-san before. As for Hedoro-san, although he looks terrible, he is also a very gentle person."

"Really?!" Kawaki made a surprised look.

Looking at Kawaki's expression, Gintoki suddenly thought of something. He narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "You didn't do anything strange to them, did you?"

"How could I... Hahahaha..." Kawaki touched the back of his head and laughed, but the cold sweat on his face betrayed him.

Gintoki: Jiiiii—— (Stare——)

"I just used a little force..." Kawaki extended his pinky and explained, "After all, escaping from that kind of place is very difficult."

"I don't dare to imagine it at all..." Shinpachi muttered.

"Yes, me too," Gintoki agreed with an expressionless face.

"Don't worry! I know what I'm doing!" Kawaki patted his chest and promised, "At most, it's just a fracture! That level of injury is nothing to them."

"Gin-san," Shinpachi whispered, "Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've seen Hedoro-san..."

"Ah, it's been more than three months," Gintoki replied, "Maybe he is recuperating at home."

"It turns out that they are all your acquaintances," Kawaki smiled embarrassedly, "Then after I leave the hospital, I should go and apologize."

"Go now!" Gintoki scolded, "Do you only know how to cause trouble for others, bastard?! Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't cause trouble for a day?!"

"That's just an emergency response made by humans in desperate situations!" Kawaki retorted, "No matter who is facing that kind of situation, they can't help but resist like me!"

"You are the only one who will do that!" Gintoki cursed, "Go and apologize to them now, bastard!"

"You're eating right after getting food poisoning and still be so energetic. It seems to be recovering very well." The nurse said with a smile while eating a banana, "Hasegawa-san, you should eat a lot and get well soon."

"I know," Hasegawa murmured, "But why is a healthy person like you eating it, too?!"

"Then I'll go back to work first," Said the nurse. She turned around and walked to the door. When she reached the door, she did not forget to turn around and remind them, "Everyone, get along well."

However, just as she turned around, the nurse bumped into the door frame, and then the young lady rubbed her little head and stuck out her tongue adorably before stepping out of the door again.

"Gin-san, as expected, nurses are really amazing," Shinpachi said with an expressionless face.

"I understand," Gintoki murmured while pinching his chin, "For example, some girls only have seven points, but they will have ten points if they wear a nurse uniform."

"Indeed." Kawaki also pinched his chin and muttered.

"Really? Then if I wear it, will I get awesome too-aru?" Kagura, who had changed into a light pink nurse uniform, posed and asked, "How many points?"

"Three points!" Gintoki and Shinpachi replied at the same time, while Kawaki just laughed and did not reply.

"Hey, what do you mean? Did I get zero from the start-aru?" Kagura retorted expressionlessly, "Or are you saying that I am a bastard who started from negative!"

"Don't worry, Kagura-chan." Kawaki comforted, "Even if it's only zero, that's the real you!" "

"What you said is even more outrageous than us, Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi murmured, "Do you really know how to comfort people?"

...

Unknowingly, it was afternoon.

At this time, Kawaki was lying on the hospital bed and sleeping soundly. For some reason, there was no one in the ward, while Gintoki and Hasegawa were nowhere to be found.

"Kawaki-sama, Kawaki-sama." Tama stood beside Kawaki's bed and called out to Kawaki softly.

Only then did Kawaki wake up from his sleep. After rubbing his eyes, he sat up from the bed, "Ah~ So it's Tama. What's wrong?"

"After all, I was the one who caused Kawaki-sama's hospitalization," Tama explained, "So under Otose's suggestion, I chose to come and visit."

"It doesn't matter." Kawaki asked, waving his hand, "It's fine now. Where did Gintoki and the others go?"

"Tama hasn't seen Gintoki-sama since she came here," Tama replied, then picked up the fruit beside her, "Kawaki-sama, do you want to eat fruit?"

"Ah, there's no need," Kawaki replied with a smile, then gestured for Tama to sit down, "Sit down, there's no need to be so polite. I'm completely fine now."

"But..."

"I say..." Kawaki sighed, "Don't you already have your own personality? Why do you still have to act like a robot? Just do what you want to do."

"What I want to do..." Tama murmured, "Tama can't understand. She can't understand what she wants to do. Tama doesn't have what she wants to do."

"It seems that the evolution is really thorough." Kawaki said, pursing his lips, "Looks like you've even learned how to lie."

"Tama didn't lie," Tama replied.

"Okay, okay, I got it," Kawaki shrugged, then extended a finger and suggested, "Then why don't you try looking for it and find what you want to do? Although it is really difficult for robots, if it is you, maybe you can find it."

"Is that so? Tama understands." Tama replied, then asked again, "Then does Kawaki-sama have anything he wants to do? Perhaps if Tama knows what Kawaki-sama wants to do, Tama might be able to find what she wants to do from it."

"What I want to do..." Kawaki turned his head and looked out of the window. Looking at the Yorozuya trio who were making a ruckus downstairs, he gently raised the corners of his mouth and then turned to say something to Tama in a small voice.

"Tama understands." Tama nodded.

"It must be kept secret~" Kawaki smiled and made a gesture of silence.

"Tama will."

"Then thank you in advance." Kawaki smiled, "This is a promise."

"Promise..." Tama tilted her head, "Is this a promise?"

"Ah, forget it." Kawaki replied, "Do you want to do a pinky swear? This is a ritual set by humans."

"Isn't this something that only children play with?" Tama asked, "This is what Tama recorded in her database."

"In fact, many people are still children even when they die of old age." Kawaki squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

"Tama understands." As she said that, Tama extended her pinky finger.

However, at this moment, Tsukuyo and the doctor appeared at the door of the ward.

Tsukuyo stared expressionlessly at Kawaki and Tama, doing a pinky swear.

"Doctor, can his brain really be saved?" Tsukuyo asked the doctor beside him.

"Food poisoning usually won't cause damage to the brain," the doctor explained, "Unless it is hit by a hard object, only then would it cause damage to the brain,"

"No, I think his head is hopeless." Tsukuyo said, pointing to the wound on Kawaki's head, "It's better to treat the wound on Kawaki's head."

"That's what you just threw out..." The doctor muttered.

"What are you doing?!" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo and said, "What are you doing to a person who has just recovered from a serious illness?!"

"Just recovered from a serious illness?" Tsukuyo crossed her arms in disdain, "I think you should stay in the hospital for a few more days and take care of your head, right?"

"You are!" Kawaki shouted.

"Then, I will take my leave first. Kawaki-sama, Miss Tsukuyo." Tama stood up and bowed to the two of them, "Finally, I want to apologize to Kawaki-sama. This incident was all caused by my carelessness, causing Kawaki-sama to eat spoiled crab. I am very sorry."

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