Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Book 3: Chapter 6: Practicing Abilities
- Book 3: Chapter 7: The Mining Town of Gemena
- Book 3: Chapter 8: Peter Bread
- Book 3: Chapter 9: Elemental, my dear Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 10: Kinshasa
- Book 2 Release April 2nd, Stub March 28th.
- Book 3: Chapter 11: The Walls
- Book 3: Chapter 12: Finding Home
- Book 3: Chapter 13: Body and Mind
- Short break for health
- Book 3: Chapter 14: The Pieces Move
- Book 2 Official Release!
- Book 3: Chapter 15: Inspector Gadget
- Book 3: Chapter 16: Gone to Pasteur
- Book 3: Chapter 17: A Cozy Dwarf's Tale
- Book 3: Chapter 18: Pink, Red, and Silver
- Book 3: Chapter 19: No Peeking
- Book 3: Chapter 20: The Quarterfinals
- Book Release: I Ran Away to Evil
- Book 3: Chapter 21: The Human Market
- Book 3: Chapter 22: Hops
- Book 3: Chapter 23: Newton's Cradle
- Book 3: Chapter 24: Canada Gose
- Book 3: Chapter 25: Lucky Jean's
- Book 3: Chapter 26: Clan Herder
- Book 3: Chapter 27: French Lessons
- Book 3: Chapter 28: Tablero da Gucci
- Book 3: Chapter 29: Bentley - But Not The Car
- Book 3: Chapter 30: Unexpected Meeting
- Book 3: Chapter 31: Elves!!!
- Book 3: Chapter 32: Delicious in Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 33: A Worthy Brew
- Late Chapter
- Book 3: Chapter 34: What Gose Around...
- Book 3: Chapter 35: Odd Couples
- Book 3: Chapter 36: Laying Pipe With Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 37: Meeting Thadd Harmsson
- Book 3: Chapter 38: No More Beer!?
- Book 3: Chapter 39: Balin - Deepcore Dungeon
- Delay