Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Book 2: Chapter 27: Tell All
- Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
- Book 2: Chapter 29: Sparge is a funny word.
- Book 2: Chapter 30: Quests and Queries
- Book 2: Chapter 31: Sam I Am
- Book 2: Chapter 32: Dear John
- Book 2: Chapter 33: Bean There, Done That
- An Adventure Brewing: Book 1 of Beers and Beards Release!
- Book 2: Chapter 34: The Verdict Is In
- Book 2: Chapter 35: Barista Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 36: Mine, all Mine
- Book 2: Chapter 37: The Red Rage
- Book 2: Chapter 38: The Emerald Lake
- Book 2: Chapter 39: Last Minute Preparations
- Book 2: Chapter 40: Butter Knives Aren't Great at Stabbing
- Book 2: Chapter 41: The Guild Vote
- Book 2: Chapter 43: The Rules Arrive
- Book 2: Chapter 44: Interlude: Competitors, Assemble!
- Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives
- Book 2: Chapter 46: Being Judgey
- Book 2: Chapter 47: Copper and Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 48: The Octamillenial Brewing Contest
- Book 2 Cover and Announcements
- Book 2: Chapter 51: The Last Competitors
- Book 2: Chapter 52: The Best Brewer
- Book 2: Chapter 53: Pete's Miniature Remembrance
- Book 2: Chapter 54: Barista Brew Bundt
- Book 2: Chapter 55: Release Day Remix
- Book 2: Chapter 56: Interlude: Escaping Minnova
- Book 2: Chapter 57: Curtain Call
- Book 2: Chapter 58: The Fellowship of the Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 59: Countdown to Departure
- Book 2: Epilogue: Change
- Book 2: Chapter 504: Error
- Book 3 Prologue: The Princess is in Another Castle
- Book 3: Chapter 1: The Manticore's Gullet
- Book 3: Chapter 2: Goldstone Clan Grumble
- Book 3: Chapter 3: Answering Hard Questions
- Book 3: Chapter 4: I Should Have Knocked on Wood
- Book 3: Chapter 5: What's in Balin's Bag?