Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Chapter 75: Lily-Livered
- Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer
- Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble
- Chapter 78: The Feud
- Chapter 79: Rack 'em and Stack 'em
- Chapter 80: Release Day
- Chapter 81: Highs and Lows
- Chapter 82: Shareholder
- Book 1 - Epilogue
- End of Book 1 Thoughts
- Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting Book 2!
- Book 2 - Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh
- Audiobook Announcement
- Book 2: Chapter 2: Resume Duties
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Making the Cut
- Book 2. Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar
- Book 2. Chapter 5: Lost in Translation
- Book 2. Chapter 6: Aptitude Test
- Book 2. Chapter 7: The New Guy
- Book 2: Chapter 8: The Darkwood
- Book 2: Chapter 9: Brewing Blues
- Book 2: Chapter 10: Talking Shop
- Book 2: Chapter 11: Guild Politics
- Book 2: Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry
- Book 2: Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship
- Book 2: Chapter 14: Liquid Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits
- Book 2: Chapter 16: Call in the Copper
- Book 2: Chapter 17: Pot Manor
- Book 2: Chapter 18: Negotiations
- Book 2: Chapter 19: A Stout Porter
- Book 2: Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads
- Book 2: Chapter 21: The Octamillenial Cooking Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 22: Market Mayhem
- Book 2: Chapter 23: Flambè de Dwarf
- Book 2: Chapter 24: Who Hates Chapter Title Spoilers?
- Book 2: Chapter 25: Axeschlagen
- Book 2: Chapter 26: Monster Mash
- Oktoberfest BACK CATALOG ONLY Stub Announcement and Cover Reveal