Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Chapter 36: Interlude: Heart to Hearts
- Chapter 37: Interlude: Ginger I Can't Believe It's Not Ale
- Chapter 38: Interlude: Brother Mine
- Chapter 39: The Journey
- Answering Questions and Fanart
- Chapter 40: At the Gates
- Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff
- Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing
- Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones
- Chapter 44: Gamblin' Dwarf
- Chapter 45: The Competition Begins
- Chapter 46: All In
- Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition
- Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl
- Chapter 49: And The Winner Is....
- Chapter 50: Pong
- Chapter 51: Through the Door
- Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear
- Chapter 53: The Grand Market
- Chapter 54: Meet the Maker
- Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf
- Chapter 56: The Boozen One
- Chapter 57: Interlude: Bran's Muffins
- Chapter 58: Primetime BB
- Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action
- Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax
- Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument
- Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub
- Chapter 63: Stalking Goat
- Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle
- Chapter 65: Under Pressure
- Chapter 66: Hopback
- Chapter 67: Specialized
- Chapter 68: Chosen Path
- Chapter 69: Fishy Situations
- Chapter 70: The Grand Opening
- Chapter 71: Tourmaline
- Chapter 72: The New Brew
- Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away
- Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble