You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 9 – Playing With the Adviser’s Little Pengornis

“You’re the adviser of Qingcheng County?” The sudden question made Wu Xingzi nearly choke on his mouthful of porridge.

He hurriedly swallowed the mouthful down, and wiped his mouth. “Ah, yes, yes. I’m the adviser of Qingcheng County.”

“What sort of place is Qingcheng County?” Guan Shanjin looked like he was in the mood for casual conversation. He even picked some stir-fried bean sprouts and placed them in Wu Xingzi’s bowl.

To eat or not to eat? In a dilemma, Wu Xingzi looked at the beansprouts in his bowl, then sneaked a peek at Guan Shanjin. At the same time, he was agonising over how to introduce Qingcheng County to the man in front of him, and in a moment, he was stumped, falling into a daze with no reaction.

This, this, this was different from what he expected!

At the start, Wu Xingzi really wanted to be pigeon penpals with Guan Shanjin’s pengornis. His desire was sincere and genuine, and definitely not adulterated. Seeing how tender and caring Ansheng and Constable Zhang were to each other, how could he not have been envious?

He had already planned it all out. He would mail the drawing of his own pengornis to the other person, and if the other person liked it, he might send a normal response back. With the exchange of letters back and forth, they would then understand each other more in a few months. Later, they might consider meeting up, and if they were agreeable with each other, they would then settle down together.

However, he did not expect Guan Shanjin to be so zealous. Upon meeting, he brought him a few times to paradise, and made his whole body ache and weak. Now, he did not know what would happen next, and only wished to hurry home to look through?The Pengornisseur?to calm his nerves.

He could not deny that he had enjoyed it greatly, and he had really gone through overwhelming pleasures. Wu Xingzi touched his belly unconsciously, that place had started tingling out of the blue.

However… Wu Xingzi was very clear about his role in life. He, as a small village’s adviser, with a salary that was enough for him to survive and who stayed in a simple little house, was boring and ugly. He was clearly not worthy of Guan Shanjin nor did he dare to get close to him.

To be able to ascend this peak with Guan Shanjin, Wu Xingzi must have offered countless blessings to his gods in his previous life.

Finally, when Wu Xingzi had somewhat calmed down, he lowered his head and ate the vegetables. Taking a mouthful of the porridge to settle his nerves, he then replied, “Qingcheng County is a small village, ever since the Great Xia was formed 214 years ago, we’ve always been ranked last in the state system. We’re small, poor, and have a tiny population, but we’re all very close with each other. No major incidents have happened as well, and everything is going along as it should.”

“Oh?” Guan Shanjin gave a nod. “Have you ever thought of leaving Qingcheng County?” Then, he picked more vegetables and placed them in Wu Xingzi’s bowl again.

“Huh?” Wu Xingzi blinked, and shook his head without any consideration. “I’ve never thought of that. I want to live out my life in Qingcheng County.”

I’ve even prepared my gravesite!

“Why do you not want to leave?” Guan Shanjin’s questions came one after another, overwhelming Wu Xingzi a little. He was unable to eat and answer at the same time, but this porridge was too delicious. It would be such a waste if it cooled down, it would not taste as good anymore!

With no alternatives, Wu Xingzi could only lift the bowl up and gulp down the porridge. His stomach and nose were full of the pleasant warmth and fragrance of the porridge and he nearly ladled himself another bowl, but fortunately managed to resist doing so.

“Are you very hungry?” Guan Shanjin watched his bold manner of eating. His smile was like a spring breeze, together with the misty indolent look in his curved eyes, Wu Xingzi again blushed when facing him.

“Yes, yes…” Dazedly, he nodded his head. To have a beauty accompanying him during eating, it really whetted his appetite, he should just grab the opportunity to have a few more bowls of porridge!

“All these dishes were prepared for you. No need to be polite, please have more.” Guan Shanjin simply ladled another bowl of porridge for him, then placed a little portion from every dish onto the plate in front of him. He urged, “Eat some more, we’ll talk when you’re full.”

Wu Xingzi’s eyes followed Guan Shanjin’s hand that was holding on to the chopsticks, his heart completely agitated.

The hospitality of the?Peng?Society was always reliable and meticulous, it might have been due to Guan Shanjin’s status, or it might be that they were always like that. The cutlery on the table were all high quality chinaware, complementing the food perfectly. For example, that dish of stir-fried beansprouts was served on a jade-like plate that was white and flawless.

As for Guan Shanjin’s chopsticks, they looked like they were made of ivory. The handiwork was exquisite but not ostentatious, in Guan Shanjin’s hand that looked as though they were carved, truly a feast for the eyes.

However, Wu Xingzi would never be suited for this pair of chopsticks. He gave them a try just now, and it turned out that ivory chopsticks were really quite slippery… Since Guan Shanjin had already said it like that, Wu Xingzi then buried his head into the food and ate as much as he wanted. Temporarily, he had thrown everything else to the back of his head, and he planned to take his leave when he was full.

It was already very late. Wu Xingzi was not worried that Uncle Liu would still be waiting for him outside the city gates. This was because once he waited past a certain amount of time, Uncle Liu would head back by himself, unless prior arrangements had been made. However, now it meant that he would need to rely on his own two legs to make his way back to Qingcheng County. He also did not know if he had enough money to stay one night in Goose City, if he did not, then he would have to hurry back in the night.

As though seeing through his plans, Guan Shanjin timely spoke, “This room is yours tonight. You should stay here and leave only in the morning.”

I’m saved!

Feeling thankful, Wu Xingzi expressed his gratitude towards Guan Shanjin continuously. With even more joy, he swallowed up the entire table of dishes until his stomach was bulging, and it left him panting as he slumped on the chair.

Guan Shanjin did not eat much, only slowly sipping from his teacup. Those fingers, his red lips, and his bamboo-straight back, all of it made a lovely painting.

Wu Xingzi stared at him for a long period of time, but still did not know why Guan Shanjin would remain in this room with him for so long.

“Can we talk?” Guan Shanjin put down his teacup. His lips pursed slightly, and he looked at him with a faint smile in his eyes.

“Can, can… What would Master Guan like to talk about?” With a glance from those passionate and sensual eyes, Wu Xingzi’s reaction was to sit up straight.

“Have you ever wanted to leave Qingcheng County?”

“Um…” Wu Xingzi rubbed at his full stomach, pondering over it for a short moment before shaking his head. “I don’t want to.”

“You really don’t want to?” Guan Shanjin clearly did not believe him.

This time, Wu Xingzi shook his head with determination. “I really don’t want to. Master Guan, I’ve lived my entire life in Qingcheng County, and the furthest I’ve ever been is to come to Goose City. Do you know the story of the frog in the well?”

“I do.” Guan Shanjin smiled at the question.

Also realising that he had asked a stupid question, Wu Xingzi flushed in embarrassment. Timidly, he lowered his head, “Of-of course you would have heard of this story.”

“No harm, do continue.” Guan Shanjin intimately caressed his earlobe, and startled the middle-aged man so much so that he nearly fell off his chair. Bewildered, Wu Xingzi covered his ear and shifted another seat away before he managed to catch his breath.

As Guan Shanjin looked at him, there seemed to be amusement in his eyes, but there was also a deep indifference that caused him to be frightened.

Wu Xingzi looked down, he no longer wanted to see anything, and skittishly continued, “I’m that frog in the well, and in this life I’ll remain there. I have everything I need, and I don’t lack for anything. I’ll just look up at the sky and let the seasons and days go by.”

“Don’t you want to explore the outside?”

“Outside?” Wu Xingzi quickly lifted his head and glanced at him, then looked down again and shook his head. “Master Guan, I know that there are things going on outside, but it’s enough for me to know about it. After all, how long can a frog that has been living in a well survive outside? He’s not familiar with anything, nor does he know anything. There’s not even a place where he can be buried.”

Guan Shanjin scoffed, “But as an old frog, you still dared to mail a drawing of your phallus to someone, and so can be considered to have been unfaithful to your thoughts.”

Hearing that, Wu Xingzi’s face reddened, and he was unable to say a word.

Embarrassing! It was too embarrassing!!

With his head bowed, he did not dare to respond, and prayed for a hole so that he could bury himself in it. Why was he so mesmerised by Guan Shanjin’s pengornis to the point that he even forgot himself? As luck would have it, he would never be able to show this old face to anyone else now!

“Hmm?” Guan Shanjin did not let him off, and his questioning tone brushed past Wu Xingzi’s heart. He trembled, then stood up.

“Master Guan… Master Guan…” Wu Xingzi cupped his hands in submission towards Guan Shanjin and stammered. “Yesterday is in the past already, let’s just forget about this small thing now!”

“What small thing? Pulling me into bed or mailing your pengornis to seduce me?” At some unknown time, Guan Shanjin had already pulled himself closer to Wu Xingzi. His low and syrupy voice, together with his warm exhalations, brushed past Wu Xingzi’s ear. He flailed backwards violently, nearly tripping over a chair, and it went without saying that he was again embraced within Guan Shanjin’s arms.

It was different from their intimacy from this afternoon. Guan Shanjin’s intoxicating scent had already dissipated, most likely due to having taken a bath. Left on him was a faint whiff of sandalwood, as well as a vague smell of rust. It was sharp, savage, but still alluring.

Wu Xingzi covered his face, trying to pretend that he no longer existed. Guan Shanjin was brought to laughter by his action, his chest that was pressed against Wu Xingzi’s ear trembled a few times, causing Wu Xingzi’s entire body to feel weak. Although his body was still aching due to their previous sex activities, it did not deter his little pengornis who had been nourished after the meal.

“You’re hard already?” Guan Shanjin seemed a little surprised, then he laughed. “What a lewd darling.”

Without waiting for Wu Xingzi’s rebuttal, Guan Shanjin carried the man and with great strides, he returned to the bed. In the blink of an eye, Wu Xingzi was stripped bare. In the midst of the bright red bedding, his fair body looked extremely obscene.

“Wait, hold on…” Wu Xingzi tried a few times to push himself up, but was unable to do so. Everywhere he touched was the bed that was as soft as clouds, and each time he struggled to get up, within moments, the bed engulfed him again.

“Don’t worry, I know the limits.” This time, Guan Shanjin did not remove his own clothes. He looked at Wu Xingzi with a mischievous look in his eyes. “Your hole is still too swollen. I don’t want to injure you, so I’ll just play a little.”

What?! The word “play” does not make me worry any less!

Wu Xingzi’s face reddened in an instant. The bedding which was made of high quality silk, against his skin felt just like flowing water. It tingled, it tingled extremely, tingling to the point where Wu Xingzi started panting heavily.

“W-what do you want to play with?” Wu Xingzi was thrown off balance, but through his throbbing body he knew he was anticipating it greatly, and he was already about to not even recognise who this person lying on the bed was.

“Take a guess.” Guan Shanjin’s smile was like the appearance of the sun in spring. The amorous look in his eyes had completely crumbled Wu Xingzi’s resistance, and his brain melted into a puddle.

It was not as though he had not experienced sexual pleasure at the hands of this man, so there was no need to be too reserved or hypocritical about it.

With a blush, Wu Xingzi looked at Guan Shanjin in anticipation. “I can’t think of anything. You, you…”?Can do as you please.

This liberal image mingled with some bashfulness, stimulated Guan Shanjin. At the start, he had only wanted to tease this old fellow in front of him, but now, he was a little aroused.

However, as he had gone slightly overboard in their previous rounds, Wu Xingzi would not be able to withstand his invasion for the next two days, and he could only hold himself back for now.

With a small click of his tongue, Guan Shanjin shoved the blanket under Wu Xingzi’s waist, making him expose his naked lower body in embarrassment. His pink cock was already hard, shyly, delicately, yet boldly pointing towards Guan Shanjin’s gorgeous face.

“Don’t…” Wu Xingzi had his legs up in the air, and could also see how obscene he looked at that moment. Writhing his hips, he wanted to hide, but was held down instead.

“Don’t be shy, we’re just starting.” Guan Shanjin gave him a radiant smile, and his drifting tone made Wu Xingzi’s hips loosened and he gave up struggling.

Blankly, he stared at the beauty on top of him. Finding his own little pengornis obtrusive, he could not word out what he was anticipating exactly.

“Later on, you’ll have to pay attention and learn properly, ok?” Guan Shanjin leaned down to kiss Wu Xingzi’s cheek. He then bit at his red and full earlobe, listening to the husky and gentle moans in satisfaction.

He had thought Guan Shanjin would continue kissing him down from his ear just like before, but unexpectedly, he lifted Wu Xingzi’s hips, and opened his petal-like lips. In one mouth, he had swallowed the twitching pink cock into his mouth.

“Oh! No, no…” That body part that had never experienced being inside anything before, was now enveloped in a soft and warm chamber. Wu Xingzi scrabbled at the bedding, and his rebuff was laced with cries.

Glorious… This feeling was too glorious… Wu Xingzi’s brain dissolved into a sea of white.

A nimble tongue traced the shaft from the bottom to the top, repeating the motion a few times, this feeling was exquisite. The smooth and heated mouth bobbed along with the tongue’s licking, sucking on it. Occasionally, when Wu Xingzi’s cock was swallowed all the way down, his sensitive tip would be trapped in a place where it was a little tighter.

In that moment, Wu Xingzi gave a short, sharp cry. His buttocks twisted on the bed, his two pale thighs clamped down, as his body was covered with a layer of sweat.

He did not know why Guan Shanjin was willing to lick his pengornis, and also did not know if his techniques were good or not. However, Wu Xingzi was definitely in the throes of pleasure, to the point where he was losing his mind. This pleasure was completely different from being pierced all the way in. The awe and satisfaction of being swallowed down to his root, it was completely like a drug.

“It’s dirty… No…” Wu Xingzi whimpered. He did not register what he was moaning and groaning about. He was not as tall and big as Guan Shanjin, and being displayed in his current position, there was no way he was able to resist.

The soft tongue then continued downwards to tease the two wrinkled balls. It might be that Wu Xingzi had come too many times earlier, and the two little balls were a little shrivelled, shyly rolling on Guan Shanjin’s tongue, and then were sucked on harshly.

With Guan Shanjin’s actions, Wu Xingzi could not hold back his moans, and his quivering thighs rubbed against Guan Shanjin’s shoulders.

His buttocks were held in Guan Shanjin’s big hands and kneaded. Guan Shanjin continued down to his perineum, and made the middle-aged man below him satisfied to the point where both his legs were kicking wildly as he was screaming and crying, and his cock dribbled with juices.

Tossing and turning like this for a few rounds, Wu Xingzi now collapsed on the bed, almost losing his ability to breathe. Bite marks littered his inner thighs, spasming slightly, while his perineum had became swollen with all the sucking and biting by Guan Shanjin.

He seemed to have played as much as he desired. Guan Shanjin did not torment him anymore, only coming back up to swallow the pink tip of his cock back into his mouth.

“Can’t… I can’t anymore… Have mercy…” Wu Xingzi burst into tears, hiccuping as he cried. He had now reached a peak beyond what he could endure. Ignoring the fact that his sensitive tip now was completely unable to even move, how could it withstand Guan Shanjin’s wilful and exquisite attack?

Later, he discovered that he was really too naive. Guan Shanjin’s tongue was really agile to the point where it was hateful, and passionate to the point where people could not help but be enthralled.

As there was almost nothing left to shoot, the little slit on the tip of his cock could only throb sadly, contracting and opening non-stop. The tip of Guan Shanjin’s tongue circled the head of his dick, then dug into that little slit, and the overwhelming stimulation made Wu Xingzi’s eyes roll to the back of his head as tremors ran across his body.

However, Guan Shanjin carefully prodded his tongue into that place, as though trying to see how deep he could go.

Yelling, Wu Xingzi thrusted his legs out feverishly. However, being trapped on the bed, he was made to come by the person’s tongue before he was released.

The thin fluids pooled on Wu Xingzi’s belly. Then, he convulsed again, and juices with a musky odour spurted out intermittently from his cock, flowing down his stomach.

“You’ve pissed yourself.” Guan Shanjin laughed sneeringly.

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