When Immortal Ascension Fails Time Travel to Try Again

I narrowed my eyes at the silly nerds. “The topic you all chose was — how to overcome a bottleneck in your alchemy...”

While a significant number were Foundation Establishment cultivators, most of them were at Golden Core. Several who had gathered to listen to Pill Otaku and White Lily discuss their current troubles were even at Nascent Soul... and they wanted us — practitioners weaker or equal to them — to talk about how to achieve breakthroughs.

Were these guys fucking joking?

Obviously, I could do it, but if I was a normal Foundation Establishment brat, I’d be fucked.

Well, more than likely, the cultivators at my current realm had bottlenecks and those experts stronger than them had disciples they wanted to instruct. Part of what a good lecturer needed to do was take in who their audience was and cater the lecture to them. With such a mix of strengths, the content had to be useful for all realms and skill levels.

The subject was, thankfully, broad enough that I wouldn’t have to dumb things down for the lower realms or add higher-level concepts to keep the Nascent Soul experts occupied.

Violet grinned sadistically at me. She would assume that, with her advanced age, she’d have the upper hand. It didn’t help that her realm was higher than mine. Cultivators respected power, after all.

But there was more to power than personal strength. If there wasn’t, then all those young masters that showed up in every Xianxia, wouldn’t be able to walk sideways and get away with it.

“You both agreed to an incense stick’s worth of time,” Lina said.

I began by using secret sound transmission to speak to the left ear of every cultivator in the crowd and Violet Pill Fairy. This came out to around a hundred people. But I did one more thing — I brought out my earthen flame pillar from the space and placed my cauldron on top. Next, I set up a prep table with the already arranged plants I’d prepared to teach Little Spring the other day.

This was because I believed an alchemy lecture should always incorporate practical alchemy, even when it was on something as obscure as bottleneck breakthroughs.

Watching thousands of videos online in my past-past life helped me come up with my lecture process. For instance, when discussing strange topics, I would add visuals, even if they were unrelated.. like a video about relationship nightmares that was basically an AI voice talking over someone playing Minecraft.

For this lecture, I decided to show my skill level by concocting the hardest pill an alchemist at Foundation Establishment could create within the time limit — the Presence Scattering Obfuscation Dan. This was a life-saving pill that, when crushed and scattered over a person, could, for two minutes, temporarily hide their presence from someone in the Nascent Soul realm or below.

Of course, after use, it wouldn’t work on the same cultivator for a full day, so it was best to only use it in an emergency... It also didn’t work against beasts. That required a different pill.

I used the split mind technique. Part of my mind listened to Violet’s lecture, two more focused on concocting the batch of pills, and my final available part recalled a brief lecture I’d given. Once I gathered my thoughts, I threw the first plant inside and began my speech.

“Breaking through a bottleneck sounds so easy, doesn’t it? But it never is. Who here hasn’t struggled with some pill recipe that just wouldn’t work? Perhaps it was something you needed to reach the next small realm along your Dao? Or maybe your teacher showed you a technique that looked so easy, but when you tried, you found it impossible?” I threw in a Spiked Red Ginseng. “I know tricks and tips that will make things easier on yourself. And if you don’t believe me, consider who my master is.”

Violet hid her mouth behind a fan and secretly sent me a sneer before she began her own teachings. “Bottlenecks are something I have experienced far more by this point in my cultivation than every person in this audience, especially my opponent. She might be an Immortal’s disciple, but how long could she have learned from him? Three years? Four, maybe? What matters the most here is experience, and I have that!”

Bitch. She threw shade at me first rather than start her lecture. And she used something currently beyond my control, my body’s age. The stupidest part was that it worked! Most of the audience slightly tilted their heads or looked to the right to better listen to her.

Hell, even most of the Nascent Soul cultivators who had just listened to me give advice to Pill Otaku glanced in Violet’s direction.

If my body had been an adult’s instead of a tall twelve-year-old girl’s, I knew these nerds wouldn’t pay her any mind! At this rate, they would never believe I was more capable than them, since cultivators in the mortal realm still aged. This meant that it was nearly impossible to see a powerful master appear as young as me!

Frankly, I should have seen this coming, but it had been less than a handful of years to my perspective since I'd been treated like the ancestor I was. Then I was inside the sect for a whole year where I was given the respect I deserved. All this and my irritation with Violet had led me to not take into consideration how people outside would treat someone so young, especially when I was so obviously brilliant.

Well, fuck it. It wasn't like this was the end. I just had to get more visual to bring attention back over to me. Fortunately, my recipe was at a point where I could do that without harming the quality of the pill.

I used the old hand seals to raise the flames and tossed in several more ingredients, nearly simultaneously. My cauldron rumbled and steamed as if it would explode any minute.

A few worried glances turned toward me. About twenty alchemists looked like they wanted to come over here and take my cauldron away, so I would stop fucking up. Muahahaha!

Just wait! I would turn this train-wreck-looking concoction into a beautiful pill.

While I had their attention, I quickly started the main point of my lecture. “I practice my master’s alchemy, which means I use logic, something shockingly rare, to discover the issues behind a problem. My opponent may say that I don’t have enough practical knowledge to discuss a topic like this, but would someone without experience know that every bottleneck’s beginning is different?”

I lowered the temperature and added one more ingredient, suddenly causing the cauldron to calm and proving that I had been in control the whole time. “The first step to finding a solution is to look at yourself. Just because someone else can create that pill in a specific way doesn’t mean that you’ll be able to. Your body is different. Your cultivation also affects you differently than your peers. It may be that you have a hidden special constitution. Or possibly your instructor does...”

Violet smirked at the audience. Then she put her fan away and took out a highly valuable defensive spiritual tool that resembled a jade cauldron pendant.

Some members of the crowd turned towards it. They watched as she casually attached it to her belt, which also brought attention to her other extravagant protective tools. “You all know I don’t need the spirit stones for lecturing and only want what’s best for the alchemists here. I have already accumulated a lot of spirit stones. I’m very good at increasing my wealth. And something else I’m good at is overcoming bottlenecks. If you desire to be rich and respected like me, the first thing you should understand is that nothing beats practice. Overwhelm your problem by concocting the pill you struggle with. Every day, every hour, over and over. If you’re not practicing a pill that helps you improve, then choose a different one that will. Create pill after pill until your hands bleed.” She held her fingers like claws, as if they were covered in sticky blood and she didn’t want to squish it together.

She confidently threw her hair over her shoulder. “That was how I helped solve the Five Leaves Break down and became this strong... But there is a trick to doing it right. That is, to find the right pills to practice for the right small realm. Unlike my opponent, I know which ones those are. As long as you listen to me, I’ll tell you.”

Did this bitch just resort to the equivalent of a, ‘Use this one weird trick to solve any bottleneck!’ article?

A few in the crowd switched to listening to both of our lectures at the same time. I thought I could convince a majority of people to listen to me by using logic and my master’s name, but because of her clickbait-style lecture, only a few switched over.

It was time to fight back!

“You may ask why I told you to first identify the underlying cause. It is time-consuming when you could just make more pills. Isn’t practice enough to overcome any hurdle? It’s true that some alchemists can do that, but it’s very inefficient. Brute forcing your way through a solution, like my opponent recommends, may work, but is it really the best for an alchemist’s foundation?” I paused and threw in another plant. “Imagine, if you would that you have a disciple. Now and then, they face a difficult recipe that they just can’t get right, one that has ingredients suspiciously similar to the last problem.”

I tossed in a Three Tears Rainbow Root, causing a colorful cloud to puff out of the cauldron. “Curious, isn’t it? Until you realize that the original bottleneck was because they used the incorrect temperature, or their extreme yang body diminished the yin herbs’ effectiveness, or some other thing that followed them into the next small realm. If you had found the reason behind the initial issue and solved it, you would have prevented the others. Right?”

Violet sent me a glare because more listeners paid attention to me. These little alchemy geniuses couldn’t resist trying to figure out what recipe I was using. Just as I predicted! Muahahaha!

Meanwhile, she spent another few minutes mostly spouting nonsense to increase her face, like those bad weight loss advertisements that wasted an hour while never getting to the point. Then they would try to sell the confused viewer something in the end. After all, those videos weren’t free to make.

Eventually, she finished by telling everyone which pills they should practice during what small realm to improve. But she didn’t say why practicing those elixirs worked and just assumed that her audience would understand. I could tell by the glazed look in the eyes of those still listening to her that they could not.

Actually, her style of lecture wasn’t similar to a shady weight-loss ad, it was closer to the much-memed-about-and-lamented cooking blog. Nonsense up front, actual content in the back.

While she was doing that, I explained various ways to troubleshoot a blockage. Everything I said was clear, concise, and easy to understand. Beautifully logical.

And when I neared the end of my lecture, I threw the last plant into the cauldron. The perfect-quality scent escaped, causing everyone to relax and turn to me, even if they’d been listening to Violet before. I made the hand seal to create the pill shapes. Usually, in this era, alchemists would slap the side of the pot to force the pills out, but I used an advanced hand seal to call the pills to me. The batch of green pills flew toward me and I captured them in a jade bottle. Everyone’s eyes grew wide. I grinned at the crowd.

While I was always amazing, giving lectures was something I kicked ass at.

“The last advice I’ll give you all on overcoming bottlenecks is to never stop learning and experimenting. If you can learn a new technique and it won’t hurt your Dao, then do it. Because sometimes, what you need for a breakthrough is a tool. Don’t be too full of yourself. Use what you can to get ahead.”

***

The Con assistants swiftly traveled through the crowd briefly speaking with each person who had been there from the beginning. Once they finished Lina walked toward the two of us. “There were 103 people listening from the beginning. Nine refused to say or admitted to paying attention to both lectures evenly, leaving 94. Of that number...” Lina paused. Her trademark smile grew even more professional, which I didn’t think was possible. “Well, this is interesting.”

Come on Lina, there was no need to stall. By the end, everyone listened to my lecture. A few people even looked like they’d stab someone near their eye to know what kind of hand seal I used to remove the pills from the cauldron.

Violet crossed her arms and smirked as if she knew she’d won. Ha!

Lina glanced at each of us. “The winner is... both of you!” Her professional smile relaxed a little. “It was a tie.”

No! How could I tie with that clickbait-shitting merchant?! Unless a few audience members just refused to listen to a twelve-year-old… which might be possible because mature and successful individuals were highly respected. Fuck!

Frankly, if Violet’s expression wasn’t more furious than mine, I would assume the bitch had bribed Lina.

She started arguing with the assistant, which was a mistake. Con assistants would help an attendee, but they weren’t servants. They had no obligation to do what anyone wanted.

And that was when movement in the distance caught my eye. Little Spring ran over to Peak Master Enduring Flame just like I told him to if something happened.

The kid started making wild gestures I couldn’t decipher and was obviously speaking to him using our telepathic technique.

What happened?

“Since you both won, why don’t you share the lecture hall like you just did and split the payment evenly?” Lina made a reasonable suggestion.

“Share lecture times with… my esteemed fellow alchemist?” Her Lips twitched. “That would be inappropriate.”

Violet, being the greedy bitch she was, probably thought sharing would give her hard-won spirit stones to the enemy.

But my attention was once again drawn to Little Spring who stopped talking. He pointed in a direction. Both Enduring Flame and Five Leaves Medicine shared a serious look, then the two vanished.

Well, shit. If the problem needed two Immortal Bone Creation experts, then we all might be fucked!

::Do we need to evacuate the island?:: I sent a message to Little Spring.

He shrugged. He fucking shrugged.

::It might be nothing.::

::…::

It might be nothing, he said. The goddamn main character. Nothing...

Maybe I was too paranoid but I was ready to grab everyone from our sect and hang out near the emergency exits. Of course, that was when Violet said something she shouldn’t have.

“I don’t understand how my lecture could be less informative than this brat’s!”

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