This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 78: Chapter 77: The Art of Spiritual Intercourse, Forcing the Female Ghost to Play Hide and Seek!

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Ma Long looked around in shock and disbelief.

Holy shit!

Did my brother get me drunk and then bring me to a ghost den?

Looking at Ma Long, Xu Yang felt tremendously embarrassed.

He only noticed the female ghost struggling to carry Ma Long, thinking to “help the ghost” by bringing Ma Long to the ghost’s den early, drawing out the other female ghosts, but he hadn’t expected Ma Long to wake up.

For a moment, the two stared at each other, creating an awkward atmosphere.

Ma Long swallowed and asked, “Xu Yang, am I dreaming?”

He refused to believe that his brother would do such a thing to him!

“Dreaming?”

Xu Yang: “All, yes, yes, yes… you’re dreaming…”

With that, he raised his hand like a blade, striking faster than lightning.

Smack!

A gentle tap on Ma Long’s neck and he collapsed onto the ground.

“Phew!”

Xu Yang wiped the nonexistent cold sweat from his forehead, silently praising his quick thinking… With that, Ma Long would think he had been dreaming!

Their brotherhood was preserved!

Meanwhile,

The four female ghosts watched everything with mouths wide open; they were still processing what had just transpired.

“Second Sister, what’s going on?”

“Why is there an extra man?”

The female ghost with black nails was confused: “He’s the driver, I controlled him to bring Ma Long here, but I didn’t ask him to carry anyone inside… He should be asleep in the car. Once we finish, he should take Ma Long back and forget everything that has happened…”

“Hmph!”

“Who cares who he is? Now, I’m going to have two men tonight!” One of the female ghost sneered.

She stepped forward, her slender figure swaying. The thin veil on her body fluttered in the yin wind, perfectly revealing her long legs to Xu Yang.

She came up to Xu Yang, reaching out to touch his face and seductively said:

“Little brother…”

Smack!

Xu Yang raised his hand and gave her a firm slap.

His slap combined with his force, caught the ghost off guard and knocked her away.

“All!”

The female ghost screamed, her face twisted with pain as she roared, “How dare you hit me!”

The other three female ghosts immediately changed their demeanor.

One by one, they showed their true selves, with malicious energy erupting. The dilapidated temple, initially transformed into an illusion of an “ancient mansion”, now reverts back to its original form.

Human heads with lit candles in their mouths flew around the temple, casting a dim blood-red hue over the place.

“Good!”

“Very good!”

Xu Yang looked at the four female ghosts, his eyes gleamed and he said excitedly: “Four little darlings… Looks like I’m in for a treat tonight!”

Having said that,

he flips his palm.

Swish!

A large hammer appeared in his hand!

A Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talisman was boldly visible on the hammer, especially when Xu Yang activated it upon drawing out the hammer. The talisman instantly burned and turned into a symbol of light, spreading across the hammer.

“A talisman?”

Upon seeing this, the faces of the four female ghosts changed!

The one with black nails said sharply: “Sisters, this Daoist dares to cause trouble in our territory of the Naitou Sisters… kill him, and absorb his Yang energy!”

Her pointed black nails began to grow.

Each nail was like a sharp blade, shining in the darkness and appeared in front of Xu Yang in a flash.

With a faint smile on his face, Xu Yang remained unflustered in front of her attack.

However, when her claws slashed his body, the Diamond Talisman on him instantly exploded, resulting in a transient diamond shield around him.

The female ghost felt as if she had scratched a diamond. Several of her nails instantly broke.

Her eyes widened.

In her bloodstained eyes, disbelief and terror were evident.

“Ding!”

“The female ghost is frightened, merit points +20.”

The system prompt echoed in his mind, Xu Yang felt elated and started laughing. He swung his hammer and struck the female ghost.

The shocked ghost couldn’t dodge in time and the hammer directly exploded on her.

She collapsed into a rolling Yin energy, rushed back to her three sisters, reformed her Yin body, and screamed in horror: “Sisters, this damned Daoist is extraordinary… Let’s attack together!”

The four female ghosts flew out together.

In an instant, there were strong winds in the dilapidated temple and all sorts of illusions were emerging.

One female ghost used illusions in an attempt to confuse Xu Yang.

Another female ghost, with a long tongue, tried to absorb Xu Yang’s Yang energy!

Xu Yang, with a hammer in his hand, a Diamond Talisman on him, and chanting the Golden Light Mantra, appeared as if a Divine Being had descended to the earth. His body shone with golden light, rendering him invincible to all manoeuvres. The four female ghosts were helpless against him.

As Xu Yang had said earlier,

Below a red-clothed fierce ghost, he felt no threat at all!

Instead, the four female ghosts screamed under his hammer.

At first, they worked together to kill Xu Yang…

Latter, they ended up begging for mercy in fear.

Especially those “human head lanterns” holding candles in their mouths, upon seeing this scene, they were scared, scattering all over the place, their heads banging against the walls.

For a moment, a series of system alert sounds rang in Xu Yang’s mind, and the number after the column “Merit Points” on the system attribute panel jumped and increased at a visible speed.

“Sisters, let’s go!”

“This stinky Daoist is too powerful, we are no match for him!”

“Stinky Daoist, once I ascend to being a red ghost, I will drain you dry…”

The four female ghosts dropped harsh words, leapt, transformed into four strands of Yin energy, shot into the sky, flew out of the broken temple, and wanted to leave.

“You want to leave?”

“Did you ask me?”

Xu Yang flicked his fingers, and a shot of magic power was released into the air, hitting the ground. Bam! A burst of fire ignited from the ground, the previously placed Daoist talismans beings stimulated, one after another, they turned into flames and soared into the sky!

In an instant, flashes of Dao light connected in the dark night, completely covering the entire broken temple, blocking the way of the four female ghosts.

Especially in that Dao light, there were crisscrossed lines that looked like lasers, a few “human head lanterns” ran around in panic, bumped into them, and their heads exploded instantly, extinguishing the candles in their mouths.

“Ding!”

“For your merits in crossing over dead souls, you are rewarded with: Merit

Points +10.”

“Ding!”

“For your merits in crossing over dead souls, you are rewarded with: Merit

Points +10.”

“Ding…”

Again, a series of system alerts sounded.

Xu Yang slowly walked out of the broken temple, looked at the four female ghosts floating in the air, and said lightly, “My dear girls, why are you in such a hurry to leave on this long night? Why not stay and play with me, the Daoist Master, a little longer?”

At this moment.

It seemed as if there was a swap in the roles of one human and four ghosts.

As if Xu Yang was the evil ghost, while the four female ghosts, shivering, seemed like weak women scared by the evil ghost.

The “oldest sister” of the four female ghosts suddenly flew out, landed in front of Xu Yang, and slowly knelt down.

“Daoist Master, we four sisters have no grudges against you, we ask you to give us a way to live.”

This “oldest sister,” manifested a charming face, her eyes filled with tears, her voice full of seductive power, cooed, “We four sisters are willing to accompany you, the Daoist master, for eternity, we will help you solve troubles and ease your boredom.”

The remaining three female ghosts, seeing this, flew down and knelt too.

Their voices were full of seductive power, trying to influence Xu Yang’s judgement.

Unfortunately, Xu Yang was wearing the Diamond Talisman, invulnerable to all methods, not affected at all. He held his hammer and sneered, “You lure souls and kill the innocent here. So far, nine people have lost their lives in your hands… you deserve to die for this crime alone!”

“Moreover, you tried to seduce my brother and nearly drained him… and you still want me to spare you?”

The female ghosts panicked, “Daoist master, we’re willing to change…the Buddha says, the suffering is endless, but the shore is just behind; put down the butcher’s knife, attain immediate Buddhahood… we admit our mistakes!”

Bang!

Xu Yang smashed the female ghost that spoke with his hammer and roared, “Damn, you sure can talk!”

The female ghost reassembled into a yin body, became extremely weak, shivering, not daring to take another breath.

Xu Yang said angrily, “And… how are you four ghosts going to relieve me of my boredom?”

The oldest sister ghost said, “We sisters can sing and dance well, and we’re adept at the art of spiritual intercourse. We guarantee that we can offer you the greatest joy in life.”

Xu Yang:”…”

Spiritual intercourse?

He curiously asked, “What is spiritual intercourse?”

The oldest sister ghost explained, “Being ghosts, we lack physical bodies, thus naturally, we can’t physically combine with you… but physical intercourse is minor… The most wonderful thing for humans is the intermingling of souls, and that’s what we call ‘spiritual intercourse’.”

She moved beside Xu Yang, trying to seduce him.

Xu Yang hit the female ghost with his hammer, and coldly said, “Tell me about this ‘spiritual intercourse’, I’ll give you a chance to live…”

The female ghost was overjoyed and immediately taught Xu Yang the ‘Art of Spiritual Intercourse’.

Xu Yang seemed to understand but not really, yet he firmly remembered the method. He then thought, “This art of spiritual intercourse is incredibly wonderful. When I get back, I can find Yang Yin…”

As he looked up, he saw the four female ghosts trying to run off in the distance. He immediately bellowed, blocking them.

“Daoist Master, didn’t you say if we teach you the art of spiritual intercourse, that you would give us a chance to live?”

“I just said I’d give you a chance, not that I’d let you go.”

Xu Yang recited the Golden Light Mantra, rays of golden light appeared from him. He then declared, “Next, you’ll accompany me in a game… With this broken temple at the center, within a radius of fifty meters, the Daoist talisman array 1 have arranged forms the boundaries. You hide, and I seek. If before dawn, 1 can’t find you, I’ll let you leave!”

The four female ghosts:”…”

They didn’t want to play at first, after all…

There was hardly any place to hide within such a small area!

However, the hammer in Xu Yang’s hand left them with no option, and they had to agree.

Xu Yang turned around and closed his eyes, “Alright, you go hide, I’ll start counting… when I count to 10, I’ll start seeking!”

Inside his mind, he was laughing.

So clever I am…

Even figured out how to play this hide and seek game.

Imagine what kind of psychological pressure and fear it would cause them when several female ghosts hide, and he hunts them down, hammer in hand…

Do I even need to worry about not being able to earn Merit Points?

“2…3…4…”

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10!”

Xu Yang opened his eyes, looking eager, gripping the hammer in his hand, laughing loudly, “Little darlings, have you all hidden yet? Your Daoist master is coming…”

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