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Chapter 261: 261, Yan Li’s Gift (Request for monthly tickets!)

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Lu Xun had fallen unconscious, and it was the ageless Elder Gui who had led him out of the closed chamber.

With one hand on his cane, Elder Gui lightly tapped, and Lu Xun’s body began to float, trailing behind him.

After leaving the secret chamber, since flying wasn’t permitted on Hidden Mountain, it was the mute old man who had carried Lu Xun down the mountain.

This old man, with hair turned white with age, carried the young man down the mountain, then took flight, delivering him to the rear mountain of the Demon Sect.

The top of the rear mountain, at the entrance of the Small Study.

Zhuge Lai Fu was brewing tea for the scholar, while Mao Nanbei was lazily basking in the sun on a large rattan chair, with Lin Chan peeling lychees for her.

Seeing that Lu Xun was unconscious when he arrived, everyone stood up, their faces filled with surprise.

Only the Scholar maintained his composure, still raising his orchid finger, leisurely sipping his tea.

“Little Junior Brother, wake up, Little Junior Brother!” Mao Nanbei jumped up, pinching the floating face of Lu Xun and shouted loudly.

Lu Xun did not react at all, remaining unconscious.

Zhuge Lai Fu took over Lu Xun and asked, “Elder Gui, Little Junior Brother, he…”

Elder Gui waved his hand, indicating that everything was fine.

Lin Chan stood on the side, looking at her master, the anxiety in her eyes slowly dissipated, replaced by confusion.

The impulse in her heart to “grasp Master as a sword and swing him around” was growing stronger!

Her master was appearing more and more like a sword, more accurately, like an excellent sword!

She was at a loss as to how to describe her current feelings.

How should she put it, if before her master was a Lower Spiritual Sword, now he was at least an Intermediate Spiritual Sword!

While internally scolding herself as a “unfilial disciple,” she also found her master incredibly tempting, unable to resist the urge to touch him.

She tentatively touched her unconscious master cradled in the arms of the third elder brother, and the moment her fingertips made contact, she felt as if she was grasping a longsword!

Oh, the god! This wonderful feeling was intoxicating!

It was incredibly addictive!

Lin Chan hastily withdrew her hand, continuously chanting in her heart: “Unfilial disciple! Unfilial disciple! Unfilial disciple…”

She had to get rid of this idea!

“Master is a human, not a sword. Master is a human, not a sword… Master is a sword, not a human… Damn it! Master is a human, not a sword…”

At this moment, the scholar sitting on the stone bench had finished his cup of hot tea, raising his orchid finger, he put down the tea cup.

While it seemed that he hadn’t moved, he had in an instant entered Yan Li’s closed chamber, lightly tapped her head, and then returned instantly to the front of the Small Study.

His movements were so fast that it seemed as though he had stayed in the same spot and never moved.

Such a reckless move!

But astonishingly… it really did work!

“Old three, take your Little Junior Brother back to his room.” The scholar ordered.

“Yes.” Zhuge Lai Fu, cradling Lu Xun, placed him on the bed in the bedroom.

Once everything was done, Zhuge Lai Fu came back to the entrance, seeing that Elder Gui was about to brew tea for the Scholar, he quickly intervened: “Elder Gui, let me do it. You sit down and have a drink.”

Elder Gui nodded with a laugh, and then slowly lowered himself into a seat.

Mao Nanbei peeked into the room and still feeling somewhat worried, asked: “Master, will Little Junior Brother be alright?”

“He’ll be fine, just unconscious for a few days at most.” The Scholar said unbothered.

“What?” Mao Nanbei’s cat ears immediately drooped. They no longer stood erect and he seemed quite dejected.

“He still owes me a month’s worth of desserts!” Mao Nanbei kicked his little feet in mid-air a few times, whining pitifully.

Lu Xun stayed unconscious for a full seven days.

In these seven days, he would break out in cold sweat every night, his black robe soaked through, then automatically dried by the water removal spell on the robe.

Who would have imagined that the mission of the “Enveloped in Sword Intent” would proceed even while he was unconscious?

Just like the loving chastisement of his second elder sister, he had embarked on a journey of chastisement under his eldest elder brother.

Every night, in the dead of the night, he felt an invisible sword stabbing at him.

He was unable to block, and was “stabbed to death” every night!

During these seven days, he found himself in a constant cycle of dying and reviving.

I’m dead – I’m alive again – And now I’m dead again…

Sword Intent is a very mysterious thing, especially when it reaches the level of my second senior sister and eldest senior brother, it becomes even more profound.

Therefore, Lu Xun couldn’t really grasp much, everything felt so abstract, he was only thinking: “This is fucking incredible.”

He couldn’t tell the differences between the Sword Intent of his eldest senior brother and his second senior sister yet, anyway, both of their Sword Intents could “kill” him with One Sword, and that was all that mattered.

Hmph, whether it’s vegetable-like Elder Brother or stuttering Second Sister, they all are indeed ruthless and don’t bother with many words!

At this moment in the dead of night, under the bright moon, Lu Xun suddenly sat up on his bed after dying again, soaked in cold sweat and panting heavily.

Lin Chan, who had been taking care of him by his side the whole time, was awoken by this. Seeing her master awake, she had a look of joy on her face.

But to her slight disappointment, her master, after waking up, seemed to have subdued his aura; the intense feeling of “I am the Sword”, had disappeared without a trace.

“However, this is better, so I won’t be unable to resist touching master.” Lin Chan thought to herself.

It had been very hard for her to resist touching him in the past few days when Lu Xun was unconscious.

Whenever she couldn’t resist, she would reach out and gently poke Lu Xun, then quickly pull her hand back. After a while, she would poke him again, and then pull her hand back…

She felt that this was extremely disrespectful to her master, but her master’s body was just too… irresistible.

“I… I’ll just poke once!” She thought to herself each time.

After Lu Xun woke up, he saw Lin Chan staring straight at him and asked with a smile, “What are you looking at? Did I grow a flower on my face?”

Lin Chan’s cheeks immediately flushed, and she lowered her head, too embarrassed to look at him.

“Go fetch me a cup of water.” Lu Xun said.

Lin Chan quickly picked up the teapot and poured Lu Xun a large cup of water.

Lu Xun downed it in one gulp, feeling refreshed all over his body.

It felt like a longsword that had been tempered with fire, then cooled in water.

He drank three more cups in a row, and only then did he feel satisfied.

After finishing the water, he started to check his body for changes.

He was certain, there must have been some changes in his body!

He still vividly remembered the last scene when he met his eldest senior brother.

“Shocking! On their first meeting, the eldest senior brother did this to the little junior brother!”

He is so familiar with the Sword Cultivating Technique, he is sure that eldest senior brother casted a Sword Cultivating Technique on him before leaving!

That feeling, was absolutely exhilarating!

First, Lu Xun looked at the little sword within his Sword Heart and found it hadn’t changed at all.

“It seems that only I can cultivate this Heart Sword.” He came to such a conclusion.

So the question was, what was the eldest senior brother cultivating with the Sword Cultivating Technique?

Could it be… me?

Okay, here comes the second headline.

“Shocking! Elder brother actually wants to cultivate me!”

“Let’s first look at the panel information. The panel information is the most reliable, it will reflect my current condition.” Lu Xun thought to himself.

Rather than guessing blindly, the game system could accurately reflect his personal situation.

With this thought in mind, Lu Xun opened his character panel:

[Name: Lu Xun]

[Role: NPC]

All of the above information seemed normal, until he saw the following:

[Race: Human Race]

After “Human Race” it was followed by four characters:

[Intermediate Spiritual Sword]!

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