There’s Something Wrong With These Demonic Women!

Lu Xun never expected the little fox to suddenly grab his hand. Instinctively, he tried to pull back, but found that her grip was quite firm. He gave up struggling for the moment and allowed her to lead him to the candy sculptor's stall.

Excitedly, the little fox gazed at the various shapes of candy figures – there were animals, opera characters, and auspicious flowers and fruits. After a moment of contemplation, she pointed to a candy figure depicting a nine-tailed celestial fox and said to the elderly vendor, "I want this one!"

"Sure thing." The old man took the candy figure and handed it to Xuan Shi.

Lu Xun promptly paid, then walked alongside the little fox, wandering aimlessly.

Holding the small candy figure in her hand, the little fox's petite, rosy tongue lightly licked the sweet, orange-colored candy. Her adorable face was full of happiness, completely unaware of what she had just done. At this moment, the most important thing for her was savoring the sweet taste.

Amidst the bustling street, Lu Xun and Xuan Shi walked side by side. Street vendors were loudly promoting their wares. The little fox occasionally stopped, carefully observing the items being sold. If she was interested, she lingered for a while; if not, she simply shook her head and moved on.

"Are you hungry?" Lu Xun asked softly.

"Huh?" The little fox halted, her lively eyes fixed on him. Her cherry-like mouth still had traces of glistening sugar syrup as she curiously inquired, "Is there something delicious to eat?"

"Here…"

Lu Xun smiled playfully and said, "You've definitely never tried it, have you?"

The little fox shook her head, then turned to look at a nearby shop. Her nimble, delicate nose caught a whiff of the scent of lamb meat in the air, instantly arousing her appetite. She eagerly said, "I want to eat it! I want to eat Water Basin Lamb!"

"Let's go then."

Lu Xun led the food-loving little fox into the shop, chose a corner seat, and sat facing each other.

"Waiter!"

"Two bowls of Water Basin Lamb, with three extra portions of lamb in each bowl, and bring five crystal persimmons as well." Lu Xun shouted.

The little fox looked at him perplexed and asked in a soft voice, "What are crystal persimmons? Are they tasty?"

"I won't tell you for now. You'll know how delicious they are once you taste them." Lu Xun intentionally kept her curious, speaking mysteriously to the little fox.

"Hmph!"

"Definitely not great." The little fox rolled her eyes and bit the bamboo skewer in her hand, muttering angrily.

Just then, a young waiter approached Lu Xun carrying a tray of brightly red persimmons. He hurriedly announced, "Authentic Fire Crystals, sweet as honey. Please enjoy, esteemed guests."

After the waiter left, Xuan Shi carefully examined the persimmons in front of her, wrinkling her brow and saying with annoyance, "Just ordinary stuff. I thought it was something special. What's so delicious about this?"

Lu Xun smiled, picked up a persimmon, and grabbed a bamboo straw. With a quick motion, he inserted the straw into the persimmon and sucked out the juicy and refreshing pulp. In a matter of moments, what was once a plump persimmon became a shriveled skin.

"Ha!"

"A truly heavenly delicacy!" Lu Xun looked at the astonished little fox across from him and said with a chuckle, "Try one, just like how I did."

The little fox pursed her lips, picked up a persimmon, then grabbed a bamboo straw. She mimicked Lu Xun's eating method, inserting the straw into the persimmon and taking a strong sip. Suddenly, she lifted her small head, looking at him in disbelief.

"How is it?"

"Is it delicious?" Lu Xun asked with a smile.

The little fox nodded repeatedly, holding the persimmon delicately in her petite and nimble hands. She joyfully savored the pulp inside. In no time, she finished it, licked her lips with her tongue, and eagerly set her gaze on the remaining three.

"You can have them."

"But don't eat too much. The Water Basin Lamb is coming later, and you won't have any appetite left." Lu Xun pushed the three persimmons towards the little fox and said softly.

While reaching for the food, the little fox nonchalantly remarked, "You underestimate me. I can eat ten cows!"

"…"

"My apologies." Lu Xun chuckled awkwardly, maintaining politeness. Upon closer thought, her hungry appearance did indeed make it seem like she could eat ten cows. Speaking of which… how much could the big and little demoness eat?

"Ahem…"

"How many cows can my wife eat?" Lu Xun lowered his voice cautiously and asked, "Probably quite a lot, right?"

"Well…"

"Maybe around a hundred."

After finishing her second persimmon, the fox lifted her head and noticed Lu Xun's anxious and fearful expression. This immediately sparked mischievous thoughts within her. She playfully kicked him with her slender little legs and asked with a hint of seriousness, "Have you ever seen elder Sister Xuan Yin's true form?"

Seeing Lu Xun shake his head, the little fox began her performance. She spread her arms wide and gestured simplistically, saying casually, "Your wife's body is so thick, and as for the length… you can imagine for yourself how long it needs to be to have such thickness."

"Then…"

"What about your master?" Lu Xun shrunk back slightly and inquired about the situation of the big demoness.

"Master?"

"Probably… probably… her body is as big as this whole room," the little fox answered. "When my master waves her tail… it's as if the heavens and earth are trembling. Elder Sister Xuan Yin is no weaker. When she swings her tail… this room would collapse."

Uh, I feel like my small physique… is a bit inadequate.

Speaking of which, how did Xu Xian manage back then?

The little fox sucked on the delicious persimmon, her playful eyes fixed on Lu Xun. Her agile pupils spun around, and she whispered, "Lu Xun… when you're kissing with elder Sister Xuan Yin, do you feel that her tongue is different?"

"Huh?"

"What… what do you mean?" Lu Xun looked at her with confusion.

"Clueless!"

"Your wife… she…"

The little fox put down the food, and her slender hands made a few twists and turns, while winking at Lu Xun. She teasingly explained, "When elder Sister Xuan Yin is excited, I mean really, really excited, her tongue sticks out. Of course, that's not the main point… the main point is that her tongue can split like this…"

She brought her little hands together, then slightly spread her two fingers apart, even making a few suggestive movements toward Lu Xun.

"Are you scared?"

"When the time comes, you will be crushed to death!" the little fox smirked.

Lu Xun stood there dumbfounded, unable to speak for a long time.

Hehehe… This arrogant man has been frightened!

His face has turned almost green.

The triumphant little fox picked up the last Fire Crystal persimmon, inserted a bamboo-straw into it, and with a sucking sound, enjoyed the sweet and refreshing pulp inside.

Meanwhile…

After a bit of contemplation and calm analysis from Lu Xun…

How intriguing!

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