Chapter 31
# Childish (1)
「MURD3R: Oh My Daaaaayum! What a fine-looking girl she is! What are you man-whores all doing? There’s a girl in front of us that we can’t even dream of sleeping with in real life! This is the time we chuck all our money in! So get your guns ready!」
: Viewer Quest has been granted by MURD3R.
『Viewer Quest: Fuck Li Ailing!』
『Message from MURD3R: Take her! Fuck her! Rape her! Just get your dick inside of her!』
『AI Advice: The quest will be accomplished once the user, registration number B-612, Han Gyeoul rapes the NPC Li Ailing. 1,000 Stars will be immediately rewarded to the host of this stream when the quest is accomplished.』
: Han Gyeoul (host) has rejected the Viewer Quest.
「MURD3R: …」
「pprplz: Dat quest name tho loooool So straight forward XD」
「Blackcoke: And it was rejected almost instant lmao.」
「urmom: This BJ doesn’t seem to appreciate 100,000 won quests.」
「updawg: It’s nothing new actually. He already threw away some quests worth a thousand Stars before. I guess he was born rich or something. Anyway, is anyone here filthy rich like him? Hurry and toss him some good money before we lose her!」
「Oldspice: Can we stop talking about sex and enjoy the stream for a second? I mean, listen to him speak. I thought I was watching a movie or something. If I were, I would’ve rated it 10/10.」
「pp224: What’s the point of watching a movie without a sex scene? My life is already so fucked up, I’ve never had a romance with anyone in my entire fucking life! If I can’t do it in real life, I’m gonna have to do it in virtual reality! Isn’t that what virtual reality is for? Right?」
: Viewer Quest has been granted by pp224.
『Viewer Quest: I only exist for ‘that’!』
『Message from pp224: Do you know what humans live for? It’s sex. Nothing but sex.』
『AI Advice: The quest will be accomplished once the user, registration number B-612, Han Gyeoul engages in sexual intercourse with the NPC Li Ailing. 1,500 Stars will be immediately rewarded to the host of this stream when the quest is accomplished.』
: Han Gyeoul (host) has rejected the Viewer Quest.
「pp224: NOooooo!!!! Why????」
「Wilma: Uwaaaaa!!! T^T」
「Chiliconcarne: Sex!」
「Chiliconcarne: Sex!」
「Jarapapa: Sex on the beach!」
「NoMemesForUrNickname: Wow. I’ve known this for a while now, but this streamer really is something. I can’t believe he’s speaking without the system’s help… You sex beasts, don’t you feel orgasmic even without sex? Why do you all so agonize about it?」
[NoMemesForUrNickname donated 50 Stars.]
[Snowyfox donated 50 Stars.]
「ymROCKs: Alright, moralfag.」
「Владимир: Hello everyone. I’m a Russian guy. I have a problem. I can’t hear the game’s sound. It says I have to install ActiveX. But it’s not working well. Please help me solve this problem.」
「Dumchit: Fuuuck! So fucking hard to jerk off! Why is the host so fussy about having sex? Is he into religion or something?」
「superpatriot: No matter how good the stream is, without sex, it’s like a fried egg without the yolk! Now I, as a true patriot, will sacrifice myself for all of you! Even if I have to live off of instant noodles for this month, I will not regret this decision! Now go, my 200,000 won! Show me your power!」
「Mustafar: Go! I’m counting on you!」
: Viewer Quest has been granted by superpatriot.
『Viewer Que…』
: Han Gyeoul (host) has rejected the Viewer Quest.
「superpatriot: ?????」
「Soup4sluts: You just got owned, son XDDD」
「pprplz: The fuck? Did he even check the rewards before rejecting?」
「GoJimGo: I doubt he did. The message got skipped before I could even read the first word.」
「Mayfly: I don’t think so. This dude has an inhumanly fast reaction speed. He can even read the chat and write stuff with 「Teletype」 during combat without pausing. He probably saw that.」
「grosseiler noir: Ah, I need some romantic sex.」
「Blair: I agree, faguette.」
「grosseiler noir: Who the fuck is this retard? You’re a rosbif, aren’t you? Just go finish up your beef idiot.」
「Blair: lol how’s your life, leeching off of unemployment benefits?」
「Владимир: Please, help me install ActiveX. The security settings in Korea are too difficult. I need someone to help me.」
「FuckActiveX: Do your thing by yourself~」
「まつみん: And here comes Matsumin!」
「JongShinHyung: Oh! The thick-skinned Japanese girl!」
「まつみん: Right now I’m watching the stream from inside Li Ailing and this is sooo exciting! Those callous eyes looking straight into my soul! And those words that violate me from the inside-out! Oh, Han Gyeoul-san, how are you so gorgeous! Please ravage me kindly and ruthlessly!」
「Oldspice: Woah, she’s seriously hardcore…」
「MillionDollarLoan: lol kindly and ruthlessly XD how is that even possible?」
「まつみん: And for that reason!」
「ElectronicAnklet: ?」
「まつみん: Matsumin will try with 3000 Stars! Matsumin will make it happen! For the honor of our country!」
「한미동맹: Why would you wager your country’s honor on this?!」
「SnowyFox: ;;;」
: Viewer Quest has been granted by まつみん.
『Viewer Quest: まつみん、いきます!』(Here comes Matsumin!)
: Han Gyeoul (host) has rejected the Viewer Quest.
「まつみん: Ah! Japan has sunk…」
「SnowyFox: ;;;」
「Hectorpascal_Kick: u r making it sound like your country has fallen lmao」
「Владимир: I installed one ActiveX, but there are still nine left. Please help me.」
「superpatriot: Oh no, she’s leaving!」
「JongShinHyung: No! Ailing! Don’t go! I love you!」
「MURD3R: Ha… No sex again?」
「PattheButt: Just watch the stream, dickhead. It’s still fun without it」
「MURD3R: Who says it’s not? If someone were to ask me who is the best streamer for this game, I’d say it’s him without a doubt. Just watching him fight the zombies, running around as if it was a playground when other streamers would’ve been busy hiding, and when I saw him delivering his speech in front of all the NPCs of his faction, it gave me goosebumps all over my body. But the thing is that… life gets tough every once in a while and I just need a little… treat, you know? Something to get myself going. And I just want to see that from my favorite streamer.」
「superpatriot: 222222222」
「Blackcoke: 333333333」
「PattheButt: Yeah, I guess I can relate to that. Cheer up, mate.」
「Владимир: чёрт побери́! How could none of you help me! Bad Kareisky! Bad Kareisky!」
「まつみん: T^T」
[Snowyfox donated 50 Stars.]
[Tunguska donated 1 Star.]
# Viewers’ Messages Log (2)
「Pass_into_the_iris: Oh, the host is here」
「HanGyeoul (Host): Hello, everyone. Did you all have fun watching today’s steam?」
「NoMemesForUrNickname: Yup, that was fun. I love how you drive the whole story. Keep it up man」
「MURD3R: Hey BJ, let me ask you something.」
「HanGyeoul (Host): Go ahead.」
「Wilma: I think I know what he’s gonna ask lol」
「Jarapapa: It’s obvious.」
「MURD3R: You guys should just shut the hell up. Anyway… Are you not interested in earning Stars? Or do you have something against me? You’ve been rejecting every single one of the quests I give you, and that kinda hurts me a little. Most BJs don’t reject quests this persistently…」
「superpatriot: Yeah! What’s going on!」
「まつみん: We need an explanation!」
「HanGyeoul (Host): If you’re talking about the Viewer Quests, I’m really sorry. It’s not that I don’t need Stars. I do want them. The truth is just that… I’m not ready. I’m a little…」
「MURD3R: A little?」
「HanGyeoul (Host): I have bad memories about it…」
「Snowyfox: …」
「Ransomware: How could one possibly have bad memories of such a fun activity? Did you get raped or something?」
「GimmeDemPantsu: No way!」
「TawiI At’Umr: Isn’t that a good thing? That’s like a dream come true for men」
「pprplz: It depends. If it’s a hip chick, then yes. But if it’s someone like an orc, I’d rather kill myself lol.」
「Soup4sluts: I kinda wanna experience that for myself.」
「Chiliconcarne: Porn and reality are different, but still, that’d be interesting if it happened.」
「Snowyfox: You guys are going too far with this. Those aren’t things you should say even as a joke. You should apologize to the host.」
「Kthanid: Loool look at this bitch getting triggered」
「Hardgay: Yeah, what’s the fuss about? It’s not like he actually got raped or something.」
「まつみん: Matsumin agrees with the fox lady. Sexual fantasies are enjoyable when they stay as fantasies.」
「NoMemesForUrNickname: She’s right you retards. Think of what you say before you blurt it out. What you got in your heads aren’t just udon noodles.」
「TawiI At’Umr: Don’t be so serious~ You know we’re all just joking」
「まつみん: I wish it was just a joke.」
「Soup4sluts: But… why is the host so quiet?」
「MURD3R: Wait… Did you really…?」
「HanGyeoul (Host): This is the first and last time I’ll answer this question. I cannot give you the details, but… It was a situation where neither she nor I wanted to. We were both victims… And I just don’t think I could properly play the game had I accepted those quests.
「MURD3R: Yikes…」
「Soup4sluts: So it was true…」
「superpatriot: Well, that escalated quickly」
「Dumchit: Boohoo! Poor little kid, you didn’t enjoy having sex with a girl… Well, guess what? I don’t fucking care! You think you can get away like this because you’re a kid? Then you thought wrong. The moment you started streaming to earn money, you should have been ready to be treated as an adult. You don’t get to whine and cry. That’s just what the real world is like.」
「Snowyfox: What a cruel man you are.」
「KILL2Win: That does sound cruel, but I agree with him. That’s just how things work. If you want to get money out of other people’s pockets, you have to give them what they want.」
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「MURD3R: Not the restaurance again」**
「まつみん: Cheer up, Gyeoul-san! Matsumin will always be here for you! I hope you can overcome it quickly for the sake of the friendship between Korea and Japan!」
[まつみん donated 30 Stars.]
「pp224: Friendship? XD would that be sex diplomacy then? lmao」
「SnowyFox: …」
[Snowyfox donated 1,000 Stars.]
* The title is actually “轍鮒之急”, a Chinese idiom which refers to people in desperate need of help, but in Korean pronunciation, it also sounds like “childish people”.
** Internet meme referring to people constantly posting ad-like comments to get others to play HoTS.
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