The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Umbridge, who had just returned to school, had not had time to find trouble with the students, but he had encountered a lot of trouble first.

This ancient castle seems to be cursed, and various situations will arise from time to time, and these problems need to be solved by Umbridge. To this end, she had to run around again to deal with various emergencies in the school.

Even with Filch's help, Umbridge was still tormented by these troubles.

As for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, which had been suspended, it was naturally reopened, but this class was still half-dead.

After the class bell rang, the students in the classroom would begin to show various symptoms of physical discomfort, and then groups of students would walk out of the classroom to the school hospital under Umbridge's gaze.

Looking at the empty Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, Umbridge stared blankly at the last student who left, with a hideous look on his face.

Today's Hogwarts has completely broken free from her control, which is why these students dare to be so unscrupulous. Umbridge can guess that some students deliberately created those **** unexpected events even with his knees. causing trouble for her.

And the **** anti-toad alliance, even the Slytherin students that Umbridge had won over before, were not very effective. It was said that she was severely revenge by students from other colleges during her hospitalization.

And that **** Peeves!

That guy accounted for more than half of Umbridge's troubles at school.

She has also tried to solve Peeves' troubles, and even tried to convince Peeves, the only **** man who is afraid of Peeves, to ask the ghost of Slytherin Academy to help discipline Peeves, but the result is not very optimistic. Although the human Barrow promised to help stop Peeves' prank, but only verbally agreed, the **** Barrow could not stare at Peeves forever.

The ghosts of the school will indeed provide some help to Hogwarts, but that help is still very limited, after all, they are the afterimages of the dead. Umbridge also found herself unable to command the ghosts, just as she couldn't even enter the headmaster's room now.

The more he thought about it, the more frustrated he became. Umbridge looked up at the empty classroom and fell into a speechless silence again.

She has to fight back, she has to change everything, she can't sit still, that's not her way of doing things.

With Filch's help, Umbridge used a punt to cross the swamp and return to the Defence Against the Dark Arts office on the seventh floor. She did not continue to change offices. Even if she did, a new swamp might appear outside the office the next day.

All of this is done by the members of the "Anti-Toad League", and the leader of this **** organization is probably Albert Anderson. He is the only one in the whole school who has such influence, even if it's not the damned one. Guys, the Weasley twins must be involved.

According to the information provided by the Slytherin students, the Weasley brothers sold all kinds of joke props around the school, and they were Albert's roommates and had a very good relationship.

If it weren't for the lack of evidence, Umbridge would have fired the Weasleys long ago, or had Filch hang them up and whip them hard.

If Arthur Weasley had not been suspended for investigation, Umbridge would have asked Fudge to transfer him to the Centaur Liaison Office.

(In the Ministry of Magic, "being sent to the Centaur Liaison Office" has become an inside joke, implying that the person mentioned will be fired immediately.)

Umbridge knew she had to act to consolidate her power and control at Hogwarts with the help of the Ministry of Magic, or her suffering would be meaningless.

Eventually, Umbridge knocked on the door of the Minister of Magic's office again, and although it made her look a little incompetent and even weakened her impression of Fudge, Umbridge knew that if he wanted to regain control of Hogwarts, he would Must draw on the power of the Ministry of Magic.

"what happened?"

Fudge looked up from the pile of documents and was surprised when he saw Umbridge.

"Things are bad at Hogwarts."

Umbridge took a deep breath, handed a report to Fudge, and began to describe his troubles at Hogwarts.

"What are you going to do?" Fudge asked.

"There are various problems at Hogwarts now. I suspect that someone is secretly messing with me. I need help. If necessary, I plan to expel a few students to deter other students."

"Who are you going to fire?" Fudge asked casually. He didn't really care who Umbridge wanted to fire, and he wasn't interested in what happened at Hogwarts, as long as Dumbledore was no longer the headmaster.

As for Umbridge's so-called expulsion, it was more used to deter the students at Hogwarts.

"Albert Anderson," Umbridge said without hesitation, "if it wasn't him, this whole thing must have been related to him, and I suspect that all the trouble I'm having is related to him, and the corridors outside my office are covered in Turned into a swamp. There are all kinds of strange diseases in the whole school, every time I take the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, there is no one left, I suspect it is all his trick, I still need St Mungo's magic Injury hospital therapists help.”

"That guy is very troublesome." Fudge reminded with a frown. "Also, I remember that he is about to graduate, and he will get out on his own in a few months."

Umbridge understood what Fudge meant, that is, don't provoke Albert.

"Okay, what are you going to do?" Fudge didn't forget what he was doing.

"I have a way!"

Umbridge handed Fudge a piece of parchment, the solution she'd been thinking about lately.

Fudge quickly read the contents of the parchment, then looked up at Umbridge, not optimistic about the plan. But in the end, Fudge did not refuse the request of the right-hand man, and now Hogwarts is a mess, as you can see from the last time Umbridge was hospitalized.

If the Ministry of Magic wants to completely control Hogwarts, I am afraid that it still needs to rely on Umbridge, at least she will not just complain in words like others, but really do something about it.

There is no doubt about Umbridge's ability to handle affairs, otherwise Dumbledore would not have been expelled from Hogwarts.

"I'll let Weasley cooperate with you."

Fudge stamped the parchment and agreed to send Umbridge a group of people to help her put order at Hogwarts.

As for the success of the simple plan on the parchment, you have to try it.

A few days later, in Umbridge's office on the seventh floor of Hogwarts, Filch, the administrator, was standing by the fireplace with a pocket watch, patiently waiting for the coming "guest".

A roaring green flame suddenly erupted in the fireplace, and two therapists from St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries came out of the green flame. Filch immediately introduced the current situation and took the two therapists to the place. Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

According to the following routine, there will be many students with various strange symptoms.

When Umbridge smiled and told everyone that she had found a therapist from St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries, she took the students in the classroom by surprise.

The group of students who had just fainted, vomited, had a high fever, and had a nosebleed were all dumbfounded.

Among them, a few unlucky ones were screwed out as typical.

"Can you find out the source of these mysterious illnesses?" Umbridge asked the healers.

The therapists didn't have an immediate answer.

In fact, when the two noticed that the students in the entire classroom were suffering from strange diseases, they realized that something was wrong, especially when the students said they had "Umbridge Syndrome", even the fool knew that it was what's the situation.

However, the professor in front of him is really talented, and he can actually make the whole class want to skip class. How bad is the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, all the students will dislike it and use this method to skip class.

They recalled the reports they had read some time ago, and suddenly regretted coming over to help.

In fact, if the head of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries hadn't asked them to come over to help solve the strange illness of the Hogwarts students, they wouldn't want to lie in this muddy water at all.

"According to the condition you mentioned, it is likely to be caused by something."

After considering the words, the male therapist said to Umbridge, "Many magical plants and magical animals are poisonous, and in the case of taking a small amount, similar symptoms may indeed appear, such as blood collapsing beans."

Saying that, he pointed to the student who was bleeding nose, and continued to analyze, "A small amount of blood and collapsed beans may be mistakenly used, and a similar situation may occur. Of course, there may be other reasons, but if you want to find the incentives one by one, you have to do detailed research. Research, at present we can only give such a preliminary speculation."

Looking at the group of students who fainted, vomited, had a high fever, and had nosebleeds, the therapists couldn't help but feel that the students who invented this way of skipping classes are really geniuses. From Umbridge's mouth, it is not difficult for them to guess that the other party must have found a solution to these symptoms, otherwise it will never be possible to cure these symptoms in a short time.

"Can you cure them?" Umbridge asked again.

"We can temporarily prepare some antidote for them, but it is not difficult for us to guarantee that it will be effective." The therapist shook his head and said, "We need time to study their symptoms carefully."

I don't know if it was intentional, or it was just like that. The medicine given by the therapist did have some effect, but it did not completely cure the symptoms of the students, it could only relieve the symptoms.

After Umbridge smiled and asked Filch to send off the two therapists, he looked at the student in front of him with a smirk, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, you heard it too, what you call "Um" "Ritchie Syndrome" is just a symptom of something. Honestly, I'm so disappointed in you guys. Next, don't try to use that excuse to skip any classes. Also, everyone's in lockdown tonight, just Here, I hope this will clear your mind and stop thinking about some messy things."

News of Umbridge's visit to a therapist at St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries to treat "Umbridge Syndrome" quickly spread throughout Hogwarts.

However, the more surprising operation is yet to come.

Umbridge actually recruited the Ministry of Magic's spell removal team to remove the swamp on the corridor on the seventh floor of the castle and the swamp in the original Defense Against the Dark Arts office.

The "elite" Auror team even succeeded in suppressing Peeves.

The method is very simple, that is, use spells in turn to disarm the things in Peeves' hands. As long as Peeves has no weapons in his hands, it will be difficult for it to cause trouble for everyone.

The unprepared Peeves suffered a big loss under the pursuit of the Auror team led by Gardwin Robards. What surprised everyone even more was that the Aurors seemed to have found a spell that could have an effect on Peeves. After trying all kinds of exorcism spells and failing, Gadwin Robards worked hard in this area, and finally got his wish to complete his revenge on Peeves.

However, they still failed to expel Peeves in the end, because the guy just disappeared and disappeared.

Naturally, Peeves didn't intend to let it go, so he took the various items that Albert prepared for him to fight against the Aurors of the Ministry of Magic.

But in front of the well-prepared Aurors, Peeves couldn't get much benefit.

It threw a lot of throat-locking gas into the corridor, which was easily cracked by the cannon head curse, and the mandrake grass roots it threw were cracked by earmuffs, but the Aurors didn't get much benefit, and they all radiated With all kinds of weird stench, the heads of several Aurors were beaten by Peeves with a broom handle. In addition, there were always students who secretly cast cold spells on them, and the two sides temporarily fell into a stalemate.

Peeves quietly found Albert, and pointed to his throat, as if he could not make a sound.

After Albert pulled out his wand to lift the spell on Peeves, the mischievous guy immediately said, "I need more things!"

"Barrow the **** man will come to you soon," Albert reminded. When the other party is fully prepared, it is normal for Peeves to be deflated.

Bloody Barrow?

Peeves couldn't help shrinking his neck.

Albert had already seen through the nature of Peeves' bullying and fearing the hard, and said calmly: "You can agree to sign a contract that you will not go to the principal again, and get some power for it, just like you It was the same land contract signed with Principal Euplasia Moore."

"Don't worry, this contract is basically useless, UU reading www.uukanshu.com you can still trouble her, even if the contract is effective, Umbridge is not the headmaster of Hogwarts, that guy didn't get Some of the prerogatives that the headmaster of Hogwarts has. In fact, she can't even get into the headmaster's office, and you can get more privileges for no reason."

As for why Albert knew about these things, it was because Wild Smith was also one of the school's directors. Although they were only responsible for donating money to the school, the appointment from the Ministry of Magic was actually invalid, and they couldn't even enter the principal's office. The best proof.

If Umbridge is really the headmaster, and he can change the password of the stone statue of the monster at the entrance, how could he not even get in the door.

Umbridge seemed to have anticipated that this might happen. After finding out that Peeves was in a stalemate, he asked Barrow the blood to negotiate with Peeves.

In the end, Peeves succumbed to Albert's suggestion and only agreed to sign a contract that he would never go to the headmaster of Hogwarts again.

A series of bad news has cast a shadow over the castle again, and everyone knows that the pesky toad is back.

The only thing that was more gratifying was that the group of employees at the Ministry of Magic struggled to get rid of the **** toad statue at the entrance of the foyer, and they finally had to give up and get the quick rags for the toad statue again. cover.

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