So Pure, So Flirtatious

Chapter 142: Help Lan Ling with That

“If I said that, then either you are an idiot, or Chen Mengyan is an idiot!” Yang Ming shook his head, tapped onto Zhang Bing’s shoulder and said, “It’s fine. Don’t worry. I have settled it.”

“Wa! Really? That bada**? Chen Mengyan agreed to share you with another woman?” Zhang Bing felt surprised, “She could fulfill such a lewd request from you?”

“How would that be possible? Do you have any brain? I have just temporarily hidden it from Chen Mengyan.” Yang Ming shrugged his shoulders. “I said that Lan Ling was my sister who asked me to buy some sanitary pads for her.”

“So that was the case. But brother, I don’t think it’s wise that you continue to drag the case on like this.” Zhang Bing nodded his head. “What do you plan to do about it?”

“What else can be done? Let’s assess it step by step then. In reality, I didn’t think that the whole situation would become such a big case right now. I can’t give up either of them, can I?” Yang Ming felt rather helpless, “I don’t know how to settle the relationship between all of us. Until I find a solution, I will just hide things for the moment.”

“Ok, you may depend on me to hold your secret. It is a guarantee to complete your tasks!” Zhang Bing put up his chest as he said, “For my brother’s plan of having two women to serve one husband, I, Zhang Bing, would give my absolute best!”

“What two women to serve one husband?” Chen Mengyan threw two packs of sanitary pads into Yang Ming’s cart and asked curiously.

“Oh, nothing much. We were discussing the scene of a web novel.” Yang Ming glared at Zhang Bing.

“Oh, yes, yes, it’s a novel called [1]. D***, the novel’s writer was a complete pervert!” Zhang Bing scolded out loud.

“Next time, don’t read all these unhealthy novels.” Chen Mengyan glared at Yang Ming.

The three of them went to the counter to check out. Zhang Bing took out the New Mart debit card from his wallet and said, “Let me pay. My dad was giving some special bonus to his workers. He had a few extra debit cards, and he passed them to me. If we don’t use them, then they would expire anyway.”

“Eh? That wouldn’t be good.” Chen Mengyan hesitated a little bit. If Yang Ming was paying, she would be able to accept. But no matter what, Zhang Bing was still an outsider to Chen Mengyan.

“It’s alright. Just let him pay.” Yang Ming was perfectly fine with it. Chen Mengyan didn’t understand the friendship between men.

“Yup, between us brothers, other than the wife, there’s nothing else that we don’t share together.” Zhang Bing smiled as he winked at Chen Mengyan.

Chen Mengyan’s face turned red as she realized that Zhang Bing was talking about her. “Stop it!”

Once they paid, Yang Ming took the sanitary pads out, and the other snacks were all piled up together. Since Zhang Bing had a car, he didn’t want Chen Mengyan and himself to carry so many items around.

Zhang Bing dropped Chen Mengyan back home first, then he drove Yang Ming to Song Jiang City Industry University.

“Isn’t your life too unconventional?” Zhang Bing said to Yang Ming who was sitting in the passenger seat.

“Unconventional? When you’ve had a day like mine, then you would know.” Yang Ming smiled bitterly, “For Lan Ling, I am confident to be able to settle it with her. But both you and I know Chen Mengyan’s personality. Therefore, there’s still a long way to go!”

“Hehe, me? I wasn’t thinking about finding a girlfriend that fast. You know me. I enjoy one night stands more. How exciting that is with nobody to tie me down. If I want to f***, I f***!” Zhang said lewdly.

Yang Ming shook his head. He was speechless at Zhang Bing’s thinking. In reality, inside Yang Ming’s bones, he was still a moderately traditional man! Even though he had multiple relationships now, and he would enjoy having a few more partners, he appreciated each and every woman who was around him.

To put it plainly, he was one of those types who liked the new stuff, but neither did he lose interest in the old stuff. When he owned a woman, he wanted to hold on to her forever. Even when he had new relationships, he would still maintain his older relationships.

Therefore, Yang Ming felt that the situation right now was very challenging. Would it be counted as a betrayal toward Lan Ling? Then what could be the bottom line of the voodoo? It certainly confused Yang Ming. All of these were keys to the problem.

When the car arrived at the doorstep of the apartment, since he didn’t have a parking pass, Yang Ming had to ask Zhang Bing to go back first. He then went up to Lan Ling’s house.

Lan Ling opened the door for Yang Ming, then she turned around and just walked back inside.

“Are you okay?” Yang Ming felt something was strange. Normally, Lan Ling would jump onto him for a hug, but what happened today?

“I am still bleeding down there…” Lan Ling just smiled bitterly. “It is my first day where the volume is the largest. How would I dare move around that much?”

Yang Ming understood it right after that. She wasn’t wearing a sanitary pad, so she didn’t dare to have any kind of rough exercise. However, Lan Ling was surprisingly comfortable with him, wasn’t she? She could say those kinds of words naturally.

“I bought some sanitary pads for you. You might want to put it on quick. It is rather strange to see you walking like this.” Yang Ming said as he shook his head.

“Okay, can you help me? I want you to carry me to the washroom!” Lan Ling turned around and extended both her hands. Her big and watery eyes looked at Yang Ming.

“I will carry you then. Why are you behaving like a kid?” With Yang Ming’s strength, carrying the small-sized Lan Ling to the washroom was a piece of cake. He gently brought her to the washroom.

“Others have said before that when a woman has her period, she would be a small kid who requires special treatment.” Lan Ling said it as if it was the truth, even though she made it up herself.

“Ge. ” Yang Ming didn’t expose her anyway. He liked the childlike aura that circulated around Lan Ling. It gave him a rather distinct feeling.

Yang Ming pulled down Lan Ling’s panty. He didn’t feel that changing the sanitary pad of the woman he loved was something that was embarrassing. It would instead deepen their relationship with one another.

“Ai ya, nevermind. Let me do it myself. You don’t know how to do it!” Seeing how clumsy Yang Ming was, she just smiled and took the sanitary pad in Yang Ming’s hand and put it onto her underpants. Then she pulled it up.

“Do you mind if that part of me was dirty?” After she finished everything, Lan Ling asked quietly.

“Mind that part of yours for being dirty? How would I?” Yang Ming didn’t even consider it this way at all.

“He, you are so kind to me. A kiss!” Lan Ling restored her lively self and hugged Yang Ming. She gave Yang Ming a fierce kiss and said, “You are the first guy who helped me change my sanitary pad.”

“How many more do you want…” Yang Ming felt a bit awkward listening to her.

“Ah?” Lan Ling was stunned for a moment. Then she understood how her sentence could carry an ambiguous meaning. Such a private matter, how could she be asking another guy to change it for her? So she followed up, “Of course, only one. But if you are not that one, then I don’t have anyone else.”

Yang Ming smiled. Then he pointed at the plastic bag at the door as he said, “I bought you some oatmeal. For these next few days don’t eat anything too cooling [2].”

Chen Mengyan had recommended the oatmeal. According to her, when a girl has that, eating a cup of warm oatmeal would help her feel relief.

After accompanying Lan Ling for a few more words, Yang Ming prepared to go home.

Yang Ming told Lan Ling the plan to go camping tomorrow, but he didn’t say anything about Chen Mengyan. Yang Ming hadn’t thought of how to tell her. While he couldn’t really understand Lan Ling’s psychology completely, he wouldn’t want to take the risk. Moreover, there was still the problem with the voodoo which caused Yang Ming to be extra careful.

Lan Ling didn’t have that much opinion about it. “You go ahead and enjoy yourself. Since I have that anyway, we can’t do lovey-dovey.”

“Ling Ling, what are you thinking? I am not just here to do that with you.” Yang Ming knew that she didn’t have any other intention, but he still explained, “To be honest, as long as I can see you and hug you, I would feel happy already. We don’t have to make love all the time!”

“Ai ya, I only wanted to let you go peacefully. There was no other meaning.” Indeed, Lan Ling continued saying it.

” En, as long as you understand my intention, that’s fine.” Yang Ming held Lan Ling’s little head and kissed it fiercely.

Actually, a woman who has her period is the most easily turned on one. Lan Ling’s desire was ablaze, and her eyes had turned rather blurry. “I want…”

Yang Ming was surprised, and he let go of Lan Ling immediately. “Don’t mess around. Aren’t you playing with your health by doing so?”

With this yelling from Yang Ming, Lan Ling’s head cleared up right away, and she stuck her tongue out.

The more she was like this, the more Yang Ming loved Lan Ling. There were many areas that Lan Ling was extremely bright in, but there were also many areas where she was quite dumb to the point where she became incredibly cute. This was certainly a match for an extreme case of lolicon.

In the evening, once he was back home, Yang Ming felt that there was an ambiance of celebration.

Yes, Yang Ming didn’t care much about his exam results, but there was someone else who did. Yang Ming was 100% sure that he could now attend the Song Jiang City Industry University, but his parents still didn’t feel very confident about it.

Therefore, once Yang Ming had gone to his school, Yang Dahai dialed the hotline to inquire about Yang Ming’s exam results. Once he knew that Yang Ming had scored a total of 697.5 points, both Yang Dahai and Mother Yang smiled in relief.

This score was even good enough to go to Beijing.

Therefore, tonight both Father Yang and Mother Yang prepared a table full of great dishes to celebrate.

“Big Ming, which university are you aiming for?” Once Yang Ming entered the house, Mother Yang asked impatiently, “Tsinghua University or Beijing University?”

“Tsinghua? Beijing?” Yang Ming was stunned for a while, and then he said, “Mom, I don’t want to go to Beijing.”

“What? You don’t want to further your education in Beijing?” Mother Yang frowned.

Chapter Notes:

[1] Extreme Evolution

[2] It’s a Chinese traditional medicine concept that food can be divided into two categories – one which is heating, and one which is cooling. According to the tradition, cooling food is not suitable to be consumed during a girl’s period. An example is: Chinese mother would ask their children to drink some herbal tea after too much of heating, i.e. eating fried foods, to “cool” their body down.

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