Reborn with Steve Stand
Chapter 561: [Sponsored]: White Panties to Calm the Situation
Chapter 561: [Sponsored]: White Panties to Calm the Situation
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Upon learning his hero name, Fang Mo even doubted for a moment whether he had become a monster.
After all, the name didn't sound at all heroic; something like "Source of All Evil"... It felt similar to being the source of disasters or plagues.
In an instant, Fang Mo even imagined himself in such a guise.
"What a damn poisonous rat."
"Damn it."
Thinking this, Fang Mo was so furious that he immediately called the Hero Association: "Are you guys sick? What kind of ridiculous hero name is this?"
"What?"
However, the operator on the other end was also taken aback: "This..."
"Damn it! Refund!"
Fang Mo roared over the phone.
"This, Mr. Source of All Evil, please don't be angry, we here..."
"You want to insult me!?"
"No... not..."
The operator was clearly panicked and quickly corrected: "Mr. Fang Mo, please calm down. I just checked, and wasn't it you who chose your hero name?"
"You mean I think of myself as the Source of All Evil?"
"But that's what is written here."
The operator was almost in tears, aware that she was dealing with an S-class hero and certainly did not dare to offend him, but the registration list indeed had it written that way.
"Nonsense."
Of course, Fang Mo was very upset and retorted: "I haven't even left my house these past few days, okay?"
"Wait, Mr. Fang Mo."
"Forget it, no big deal."
After a thought, Fang Mo decided to try a bluff at that moment, thinking that no matter how petty the other party was, could they be pettier than him?
Fang Mo's pettiness was not just trivial; it was literally square!
"Anyway, I'll go fetch some donkeys now. Ah Xue, get a big pot ready." Thinking this, Fang Mo stood up from the couch: "We'll cook it in a bit..."
However, before he could finish speaking.
The phone tossed on the couch rang again.
"Hm?"
Fang Mo raised an eyebrow, noting that the Hero Association was quite prompt in changing the name.
Thinking this, he waved his hand and drew the phone back to him.
However, when Fang Mo pressed the answer button, an unfamiliar voice came through.
"Mr. Source of All Evil, there's something in Z city..."
"What!"
Fang Mo was instantly infuriated again, but luckily Ah Xue, seeing this, gently hugged him, her cool hand soothingly caressing his chest.
"Is this... sir?"
The worker on the other end was also taken aback: "Are you not available right now?"
"I am very available, extremely available."
Fang Mo sighed and said: "I'm flying to A city right now, then I will reveal my demonic form in front of everyone at the Hero Association headquarters and conveniently do my business."
"…Huh?"
The worker heard this, not quite understanding the problem, but after hesitating, he continued: "Sorry to bother you, but there is indeed an urgent matter here; the association has detected a dragon-level disaster in Z city."
"Dragon-level disaster? Z city?"
Fang Mo calmed down a bit upon hearing this: "What is it?"
"It's a super meteorite."
The worker quickly added: "Besides you, several other heroes of the same rank will also participate..."
"I'm not going. I'm tired, let it be destroyed."
However, before the worker could finish speaking, Fang Mo interrupted: "I'm tired, let it destroy everything."
"…What?"
The worker was a bit dazed, but knowing that they often dealt with S-class heroes and their tempers, he patiently continued.
"This really is a dragon-level disaster, the meteorite will not only destroy the entire city of Z but will also affect other cities. But if you really don't want to participate, sir... we won't force you, but please take your family to a shelter as soon as possible. Other heroes will try to handle this crisis as best as they can."
"Oh, got it."
Fang Mo casually responded, then immediately prepared to hang up the phone.
He really wasn't interested in this matter.
If it had been a monster, at least Fang Mo could have cursed at it to vent his frustration or cause some trouble.
But this was just a meteorite...
Fang Mo, no matter how bored, couldn't possibly yell at a rock.
Moreover, the meteorite wouldn't even fall; in the original story, Saitama destroyed it with a single punch, so he wasn't worried about Z city being destroyed.
But just as Fang Mo was about to hang up the phone.
A system notification sound unexpectedly rang in his mind without any warning.
[System Notification: New module feature detected, research to gain download permissions.]
"Hm?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly reacted: "…Wait a second."
"What is it, sir?"
The worker on the phone was also a bit puzzled: "Is there anything else?"
"I suddenly feel like going."
Fang Mo said.
"…"
The line went silent again.
But considering that the meteorite was about to land soon and the situation was urgent, the worker on the phone quickly spoke up again: "…then please head to the Z city branch of the association, other heroes will also be waiting there."
"Don't worry, buddy, I've got this."
Seeing that there was a module to unlock, Fang Mo's mood improved slightly. With Ah Xue still cuddling in his arms to cheer him up, he started to feel unsteady again.
"If even a piece of this meteorite falls to the ground, I'll personally stuff it into my urethra as a kidney stone."
"…"
The other side fell silent again.
And Fang Mo, unapologetic, hung up the phone.
"Alright, Ah Xue."
After hanging up the phone, Fang Mo gently rubbed Ah Xue's head: "I'm feeling much better now, time to get to work."
"Is it the meteorite?"
Ah Xue stood up curiously and asked.
"Oh, more or less."
Fang Mo nodded and then stuffed the phone back into his storage space: "If I'm not mistaken, I'll probably unlock a module related to the meteorite, probably Energy Application 2. I remember that module requires finding a meteorite to start..."
"Will it help you a lot, master?"
Ah Xue blinked.
"I damn well can't play with it, it's pure high-tech." Fang Mo spread his hands: "But Xiao Yao should be able to handle it, she specializes in technology."
"Ah Xue hopes it's a module the master can use."
Ah Xue tilted her head and said.
"Then let's pray it's the meteorite module." Fang Mo smiled: "That one's easy, just make a meteorite compass to summon meteorites to smash people, version 1.7 had a cycle that we literally played into a great ninja war..."
Fang Mo wasn't joking.
Back in version 1.7, there were two godlike modules.
One was the meteorite, the other was the World Tree, both capable of widespread environmental destruction. A bunch of kids sneaked into others' homes underground to plant World Trees, squeezing out other people's homes.
The homeowners who got squeezed out certainly weren't happy.
So they grabbed their meteorite compasses, flew up in the air, and started summoning meteorites to smash the kids' homes as well.
One brought the World Tree.
The other caused Stars to Tremble from the Sky.
So, tell me, if this isn't a ninja war, what is it?
Anyway, drawn by the allure of unlocking a module, Fang Mo still managed to muster up some enthusiasm and quickly said goodbye to Ah Xue, then flew towards the center of Z city to the Hero Association building.
And as he flew through the air.
Fang Mo also noticed the commotion below.
Under the influence of the Dragon-level threat, the entire city was almost in a state of paralysis, all the streets completely blocked, all cars on the road honking madly, people frantically running outside.
Clearly, the authorities had already issued evacuation notices, and the citizens had started fleeing.
Normally, because of the world's circumstances, each city had built corresponding shelters, and in general disasters, citizens could just head to these shelters.
But the current situation... this was a legendary Dragon-level disaster.
If the meteorite hit, the entire city would be destroyed, no shelter could withstand this apocalyptic catastrophe, so these citizens had no choice but to flee, but due to the urgency and the large number of fleeing people, the entire city had descended into chaos, everywhere filled with panic and despair.
According to the official evacuation notice.
The meteorite would land in no more than twenty minutes.
In that little time, forget about running on foot, even driving a car wouldn't allow escape from the meteorite's impact range, so many citizens had also given up, helplessly sitting on the ground waiting for death.
But just then, these citizens looking up at the sky waiting for death.
Unexpectedly saw Fang Mo in the sky.
"Wait..."
One of the citizens suddenly hesitated and looked towards the sky: "What's that black dot? It looks like a person?"
"A person flying in the sky? Could it be the fearsome Tatsumaki?"
Another citizen also looked up at the sky and then exclaimed with surprise: "That's the second-ranked S-class hero, rumored to be able to fight a Dragon-level monster alone."
"What?!"
Other citizens hearing this also got excited immediately: "Can fight a Dragon-level disaster? Are we saved then?!"
"Tatsumaki! Tatsumaki-sama!"
Someone suddenly cheered: "Tatsumaki-sama has come to save us!"
Honestly, the vast majority of the citizens hadn't seen clearly what was flying in the sky; after all, it was too far, only a vague humanoid silhouette visible.
But hearing that they could be saved, they subconsciously chose to believe it, as no one wanted to die, so everyone started shouting Tatsumaki's name together, and soon the sound grew louder and louder, even reaching the skies where Fang Mo was.
"...What the hell is that noise?"
Flying halfway, Fang Mo heard this and subconsciously looked down.
And seeing the citizens below looking up at him while shouting Tatsumaki's name.
Seeing this scene, Fang Mo quickly realized that among the S-class heroes who could fly, only a few could deal with the meteorite crisis, and these people subconsciously thought he was Tatsumaki, hoping this second-ranked S-class hero would save them.
"emmm..."
Looking at the citizens below frantically cheering, Fang Mo pondered for a moment.
Then quickly, he took out his Nokia phone and filmed a short video of the citizens' enthusiastic cheering, then sent it to Tatsumaki.
As for Tatsumaki's contact information.
Actually, a few days ago, Tatsumaki had specifically asked the association to pass it to him.
Fang Mo wasn't quite sure what the other party was thinking, maybe they wanted to discuss topics about his sister later?
And surprisingly, Tatsumaki's reply came exceptionally fast, taking less than half a minute, and Fang Mo received a call from her.
"You're in Z city, right?"
As soon as the call connected, Tatsumaki's voice immediately rang out.
"Yeah."
Fang Mo happily responded.
"That's good." Tatsumaki seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, then she couldn't help but ask: "What was that video you just sent me? Why are the people of Z city chanting my name? Aren't they fleeing?"
"Oh, that."
Fang Mo said: "To calm the public, I sent them a photo of your underwear I took earlier."
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