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Chapter 535: [Sponsored]: MotherF*cker, Stop!

Chapter 535: [Sponsored]: MotherF*cker, Stop!

[This Chapter Is Sponsored by Cade Atkinson! Everyone, please thank him in the comment!]

"Actually, you have already been killed by Kaecilius."

Looking at Ancient One in front of him, Fang Mo smiled and began to explain, "But perhaps because you often draw power from other dimensions, you are favored by these dimensions, and thus you have gained the qualifications to be reborn in another world."

"..."

The Ancient One fell into silence upon hearing this.

"Congratulations!"

Fang Mo didn't even wait for her response, he just continued on his own, "After a bloody battle... No, after a financial battle, as Sister Ni passed on! An impressive serialization!"

"So what is this new nickname, 'Sister Ni'?"

Hearing this, the Ancient One couldn't help but ask.

"Ah, that's what you don't understand."

Fang Mo smiled and said, "My Farm Owner Divine Skill has reached its ultimate form. As long as you keep 'Ni' in your heart, everything can be 'Ni'... Doesn't the name 'nun' have the character 'Ni'?"

"…As long as you're happy."

Hearing this, the Ancient One didn't want to argue anymore.

Fortunately, by this time, the battle on the other side was almost over.

Indeed, the technology of this world is a bit skewed. The same palm cannon, when used by Tony in Marvel, couldn't even break through Thanos's defense, but when used by Genos here, it almost blew up half a city block with one shot.

The armored giant who had been blocking Genos had just taken one blast.

And now, it was smoking all over, lying on the ground, even its steel helmet blown off, revealing the face of a bloodied giant gorilla beneath.

"Don't think that you've won just like that."

But even with a bloodied face, the armored gorilla still stubbornly spoke with a mechanical tone, "My strength, ranks only number three at the House of Evolution. You can't beat the beast…"

He hadn't even finished speaking.

From the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed Fang Mo nearby.

At that moment, Fang Mo was rummaging through a pile of sticky blood foam, and soon after, he pulled out a half-head dripping with blood, looking like a lion's head.

"Hey, hey, aren't you being too wasteful?"

Fang Mo held the beast king's head, complaining to Saitama, "This could have been used to make a braised lion's head, but you just had to smash it with one punch..."

"Normal people don't eat lions."

Saitama couldn't help but say.

"I won't allow you to insult my hometown's cuisine." Fang Mo got excited upon hearing this, "This dish, when well-made, goes perfectly with rice. I often pair it with fish-flavored shredded pork..."

"Allow me to interrupt you for a moment."

But before Fang Mo could finish, Ancient One couldn't help but start complaining, "I have had the fortune to try many Chinese dishes in your hometown... it's well-known that there is no fish in fish-flavored shredded pork, and certainly no lion in braised lion's head, which is more like braised meatballs."

"Can't you just let it slide without debunking me?"

Fang Mo, hearing this, immediately retorted, "So what, real lions can't be eaten? Have you ever heard of the History of Chinese Eating Lions? Our ancestors have been eating this since time immemorial."

"Sorry, but that text is actually modern classical Chinese."

The Ancient One calmly said, "Its author was a scholar during the reign of Emperor Guangxu of the Qing dynasty, and it was written to advocate the advancement of modern language."

"…Ah?"

Hearing this precise explanation, Fang Mo was taken aback, "Really?"

Ancient One did not speak, just looking naturally at Fang Mo, clearly implying that she would not lie about such matters.

"This… Alright then."

Seeing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but facepalm.

He had intended to be playful, but it ended up revealing his cultural ignorance.

Speaking of the Marvel universe, it's quite outrageous, some things can actually coincide with reality, but if you think about it, it makes sense, since Marvel's blueprint is based on the real Earth, just with some unique Marvel elements added, and not all historical information is affected.

"Forget it, I'm not eating this damn thing anymore."

Thinking this, Fang Mo threw away the half lion's head he was holding, and then turned his attention to the nearby armored gorilla: "Then… how about I just eat monkey brains instead?"

"…"

Witnessing the entire process, the armored gorilla fell silent.

However, when he saw Fang Mo actually walking towards him, the creature immediately panicked, quickly pleading with Genos who was nearby, "That... that, I'm sorry, I can confess everything, please just spare my life, don't kill me!"

"Hmm?"

Hearing this, Genos seemed momentarily puzzled.

But before he could ponder any further, Fang Mo had already approached with a ladle of hot oil.

"What are you waiting for?" Seeing Genos still standing there, Fang Mo casually patted his shoulder, then pulled out a Manyullyn Cleaver and handed it to him: "Here, help me pry open its skull…"

"That, Mr. Fang Mo."

Genos did not take the cleaver knife, instead saying blankly, "He's a mechanical gorilla, he doesn't have a brain."

"No... I do..."

However, as soon as Genos finished speaking, the armored gorilla weakly explained, "I was just pretending to talk like a robot earlier, I was just trying to act cool…"

"…"

Hearing the armored gorilla's explanation, Genos was speechless.

"Oh, he confessed just like that?"

And just then, Saitama, who had just walked over, asked directly, seeing the armored gorilla cowering, "You just said your target was me, can you explain what this is about?"

"That's how it is…"

Hearing this, the armored gorilla quickly explained.

And according to his explanation, there was a mad scientist known as "the Doctor" who believed that the human species must evolve, but since his theory was too radical and not accepted by society, he eventually turned dark and hid in a corner to conduct his research alone.

Of course, just conducting research would have been fine.

But he seemed to have also formed a cult-like terrorist organization.

However, this doctor's technology was indeed impressive; after decades of studying genetic codes alone, he had successfully rejuvenated himself, a research breakthrough that could have shaken the world.

But the doctor didn't promote this outside, instead cloning his younger self countless times, never forgetting his original intent to research how to evolve humanity.

The earlier Mosquito Girl was actually a product of this organization.

Initially, Mosquito Girl, having gathered a swarm of mosquitoes and absorbed a large amount of blood, was developing quite well.

But she suddenly died, and the doctor, puzzled, naturally investigated. Through a broken surveillance camera, he happened to see Saitama slap Mosquito Girl to death.

Seeing this, the doctor immediately became interested; he had never thought that humans could be so powerful. Thus, to uncover the secrets of such strength, he immediately sent his subordinates to capture Saitama for human experimentation.

"So that's how it is."

After listening, Genos nodded thoughtfully, "In that case, if we don't stop them, this organization called the House of Evolution will keep harassing sensei."

"What?"

Hearing this, Saitama suddenly realized the severity of the situation, "Then does that mean I have to keep fixing the house? No way... We can't let these villains get away scot-free!"

"Sensei, if you say that..."

Genos said, "Then this time, let's take the initiative to strike."

"Yeah."

Saitama looked solemn, not caring how strong the enemy was since they couldn't be stronger than him, but he couldn't bear his house being damaged, especially since he had no other source of income: "Let's head out right now!"

"Huh?"

Genos was taken aback, "So soon?"

"Because tomorrow is a special sale day." Saitama earnestly nodded, "I've been eyeing those discount eggs at the supermarket for a long time, I must go and line up to buy them, so there's no time..."

"It's today."

Fang Mo suddenly reminded.

"…What?" Saitama was also startled.

"Today is Saturday."

Fang Mo reminded, "The special sale day you mentioned is today."

"…Nani?"

After hearing this, Saitama suddenly wavered, then soon pressed his fist against his chin, thinking deeply, his gaze flickering, and after a while he looked up and said, "Then shall we go to the supermarket first? You guys could also help me line up and get a couple more boxes of eggs..."

"But sensei, what about the matter with the House of Evolution?"

Genos couldn't help but ask, "Although we could go later, what if they are already planning to escape?"

"That... seems to be the case too."

Hearing this, Saitama seemed hesitant. Discounted eggs were very attractive to an unemployed vagabond like him, but he was also a hero, and it really bothered him to ignore such a dangerous organization.

While Saitama was a bit conflicted.

Fang Mo suddenly spoke up.

"Speaking of which, I've been holding back a complaint since I started watching anime... I mean, since earlier. Do they also have similar discount activities in Japan?" Fang Mo said, "I thought it was only the fresh supermarket downstairs at my place that did this, with old men and women lining up every morning to buy potatoes, cabbage, and eggs..."

"What? Your place downstairs even discount cabbage?"

Upon hearing this, Saitama became interested, "Where do you live? I'll go there next time to line up."

"…"

Hearing Saitama's words, Fang Mo was somewhat speechless. Saitama might be the most down-to-earth powerhouse in Japanese manga.

"How about this?"

Fang Mo thought for a moment, then continued speaking, "Anyway, today we'll go fight the House of Evolution first, and as for the discount eggs... I'm not short on money, I'll sort it out for you later."

"Huh?"

Saitama was taken aback, but quickly shook his head, "Oh, no need, I just wanted to buy cheap eggs, but if it's going to cost you money... those eggs would end up being more expensive than their original price to me."

"Sorry, you thought too much."

Fang Mo heard this, suddenly shaking his head, "I wasn't planning on covering the difference or giving you eggs."

"Isn't it?"

Saitama was taken aback after hearing this.

"My meaning is... I'll just buy the supermarket when the time comes." Fang Mo shrugged and said, "Then we can just set the special sale day to be on Sundays."

"Why are you so rich..."

Hearing this, Saitama couldn't help but support his forehead.

"I don't know, it was just blown in by the wind." Fang Mo wanted to laugh inside, but his face showed a calm demeanor much like a fat man; it must be said, having money really does feel great, as it allows you to show off in most worlds.

So, after a brief discussion among them.

Saitama finally decided to give up the eggs and go with everyone to resolve the trouble at the House of Evolution.

It couldn't be helped; after all, that doctor might still send assassins, and if he were attacked while queuing, it could harm innocents, which would really be problematic.

After a brief interrogation of the armored gorilla on the ground.

The group soon learned the location of the headquarters of the House of Evolution, said to be in a suburban forest.

The attendees were all monsters, not to mention Saitama and Fang Mo, Ancient One could directly open doors, and even the weakest Genos was not slow when traveling, what with his mechanical ascension... He didn't feel tired at all.

So it wasn't long before.

Everyone had already arrived at their destination.

And this so-called House of Evolution was indeed hidden in a dense forest.

Though it's said to be hidden.

It also seemed a bit overt.

Because right in this lush forest, suddenly there stood a tower-like structure.

This thing was about ten stories high, oddly shaped, and its purpose unclear; it just stood out from everything around it, just one look made it seem very suspicious.

"This should be the enemy's headquarters."

Genos said this, then suddenly raised his hand towards the distant building, his palm beginning to gather a great deal of energy: "Incinerate..."

Fang Mo, seeing this, didn't react much.

After all, in the original story, the building was directly blown up.

But just as he was thinking this, the next second, a prompt sound suddenly emerged in his mind.

[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]

"Hmm?"

Fang Mo, hearing this prompt, suddenly paused.

But before he could react, several more system prompts sounded.

[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]

[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]

[System Prompt: New module feature detected…

"F*ck?"

Hearing these continuous system prompts, Fang Mo was truly stunned. What on earth was this House of Evolution, suddenly popping up so many system prompts?

However, just as Fang Mo was thinking this.

Beside him, Genos had already fired the energy cannon.

"MotherF*cker, stop!!!"

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