Chapter 76
Yi Feng propped his cheek with one hand, staring straight at her.
Gu Muxi appeared somewhat astonished, then swiftly raised her hand and gave him a flick on the forehead.
“Stinky Feng, making jokes at my expense again?”
Yi Feng winced in pain, holding his forehead, “Gu Muxi, I’m seriously starting to suspect you have a violent streak!”
Gu Muxi snorted, immediately stood up, and clasped his head with both hands, applying a deadly cross-lock, “It’s all your fault, take this!”
“Stop, stop, stop! Gu Muxi, you just had pumpkin porridge, and now you’re turning on me?” Yi Feng hastily exclaimed.
Gu Muxi glanced at the pumpkin porridge.
“Hmph, for the sake of pumpkin porridge, I’ll spare your life this time. Make fun of me again, and I’ll tear you apart!” Gu Muxi threatened, showing her small canines.
Yi Feng: “…”
How could she react so strongly?
Nearly lost my life to her!
“Cough cough, you’re finished eating, right? You’re full, right?” Yi Feng cleared his throat.
Gu Muxi sat back down, glancing at him, “Just a few more bites, what’s up?”
“Have you forgotten the condition you agreed to just now?” Yi Feng smirked.
Gu Muxi paused, remembering the condition she agreed to for the pumpkin porridge, and then slumped, “Fine, fine, I’m done with you!”
She hurriedly finished the pumpkin porridge, then cleaned up the bowls and utensils, washing them in the kitchen.
When she came back out, she saw Yi Feng standing at the bedroom door, waving at her.
“Little Xixi, done with your chores? Come here, you.”
His saucy words, combined with that cheeky expression, made him the spitting image of a charmer.
“Ew~ Stinky Feng, I’m getting goosebumps!” Gu Muxi rubbed her arms, showing a look of disgust.
But she obediently walked into the room.
Inside, Yi Feng quickly hopped onto the bed, spreading out his limbs.
“Come on, let’s start, I can hardly wait!”
Gu Muxi glared at him, “Stinky Feng, I’m warning you, don’t push your luck!”
“Of course not, you trust me, right? Do I look like that kind of person?”
“It’s not about whether you look like it, you just are!”
“Ah, you know me so well!”
Gu Muxi: “…”
She reluctantly sat at the edge of the bed, glanced at the clock, and said, “Just ten minutes, I’m keeping track!”
“Then… can we add more time?”
“Huh? What’s ‘add more time’? No!”
“What techniques do you know?”
“What techniques?”
“Ice and fire, wave-pushing, dragon drill, and so on.”
“What are those? I don’t know any!”
“Then never mind, just do the normal way. If you weren’t somewhat attractive, I’d definitely complain to the manager.”
Gu Muxi: “???”
“Do you think this is some kind of service establishment? Asking for a beating!”
Gu Muxi’s cheeks flushed as she grabbed his ear.
“Ow! That hurts, let go!”
Gu Muxi huffed and then resumed massaging his head.
Yi Feng closed his eyes, enjoying the moment, but soon felt something was missing, “Gu Muxi, could you clean my ears too?”
Gu Muxi glared at him, “Stinky Feng, don’t go too far!”
“For a popsicle.”
“Stinky Feng, is this about a popsicle?!”
“Two.”
“Deal!”
Gu Muxi licked her lips and went to fetch the earpick.
Yi Feng smirked triumphantly; there’s nothing involving Gu Muxi that can’t be solved with a popsicle. If there is, then two.
She just loves it.
Gu Muxi returned with the earpick and a tissue, but even with Yi Feng tilting his head, it was difficult for her to proceed.
“Sit up for a bit, lay your head here,” Gu Muxi patted her thigh.
Yi Feng turned to look at her, surprised, “Really… can I?”
Gu Muxi rolled her eyes, “We’ve done it before, what’s there to be shy about?”
“Yes, I’m a little shy.”
Yi Feng shifted, resting his head on Gu Muxi’s soft and elastic thigh, finally experiencing the delight of “drunkenly lying on a beauty’s knee.”
The kings of old really knew how to live!
Yi Feng sniffed, a delicate fragrance filling his nostrils, refreshing and soothing.
Gu Muxi smells so good…
“Don’t move, or I might accidentally make you deaf,” Gu Muxi cautioned.
“Okay,” Yi Feng responded.
Gu Muxi carefully cleaned his ears, her movements gentle and cautious, afraid of hurting him.
“Gu Muxi, be gentler, explore slowly in the hole, no need to go too deep, just find the right spot, yes, stir it a bit, it feels even better.”
“You’re so demanding!” Gu Muxi puffed her cheeks, huffing.
Yet, she softened her actions even more.
Yi Feng lay on her thigh, quietly savoring the service, feeling ticklish and comfortable in his ear.
Perhaps too comfortable, Yi Feng felt sleepiness creeping in again and soon fell asleep.
Gu Muxi, focused on cleaning his ear, didn’t notice what Yi Feng was doing. When she finished one ear and wanted him to turn to the other side, she looked down to find Yi Feng softly snoring.
“Stinky Feng, asleep again? The alcohol really knocked you out?” Gu Muxi murmured but didn’t wake him, letting him lie quietly on her leg.
After about fifteen minutes, seeing him deeply asleep, she gently moved his head off her leg.
“Stinky Feng, you’ve numbed my leg!” Gu Muxi rubbed her leg, grimacing.
She pulled a chair to the bedside, sitting and watching the sleeping Yi Feng. His handsome face bore traces of fatigue, evoking a pang of pity.
“Stinky Feng, why work so hard for money? Are you throwing your life away?”
“Drinking every day, aren’t you afraid of getting alcoholic liver?”
She mumbled to herself, hands propping her cheeks.
Suddenly, she remembered Yi Feng’s joking words, her cheeks reddening.
Psh! What girlfriend? Thinking I’ll be your girlfriend, are you prepared for no more good days?
He was joking, right?
Hmm… Gu Muxi, what are you thinking about? That stinky guy was definitely just joking!
Surely that’s the case.
Stinky Feng never says anything true!
Her mind flashed back to childhood memories.
That year, both six years old, playing in Yi Feng’s living room.
Yi Feng’s mother, Meng Xiaoyun, had bought him a set of playhouse toys, including blocks that could be assembled into a house.
They played house in the living room.
Yi Feng, with a runny nose, pointed at a block figure, “This is daddy, I’ll be daddy.”
“Then I’ll be mommy!” Gu Muxi, with her cute braids, raised her hand and shouted.
Yi Feng sniffled, looking at her seriously, “My mom said you need to have a baby to be a mommy, and you don’t have a baby, so you can’t be a mommy.”
“No way, I want to be a mommy. How do you get a baby?” Gu Muxi demanded, hands on her hips.
Yi Feng scratched his head, innocently, “My mom said a kiss will make a baby.”
Gu Muxi pouted, turning her cheek towards him, “Then kiss me quickly, I want a baby too!”
“Okay.”
Yi Feng leaned in and pecked her on the cheek.
“There, you’ll be a mommy soon.”
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