Naruto: Systematic Shinobi

'Hashirama's cells, huh?' Daiki mused as he left his house behind. Usually, he would roof hop to his destination in the village and arrive within moments.

For now, he was just strolling through the village and taking his time as he pondered on the previous subject brought up by Isobu.

There was another thing he'd overlooked that would come into play once, or rather if he manged to get his hands on some of those cells and integrate them properly.

Shisui's eyes.

The abilities of his eyes, his absolute hypnosis jutsu had a recharge time. A very large recharge time that even he usually couldn't get around. Danzo had side-stepped that issue with Hashirama's cells.

On top of that, Hashirama's cells, alongside a big enough store of Naruto and Sasuke's chakra, would quite possible make evolving them straight to the Rinnegan much easier than he initially planned.

And of course it would repair any of the deterioration they would incur through using the mangekyou.

…Granted he'd already acquired ways to sidestep that issue himself, but it was still another nicely added on benefit that would make it passive rather than him using his other abilities to deal with it.

Utterly absurd.

Right now, Daiki was only a player of note because of Isobu. It would take quite a while before he was a real player in the game himself.

But…if this did pan out in the future, he could jump straight up onto the board himself instead of having to ride Isobu onto it.

That was just how potent and powerful Hashirama's cells were.

The man was literally the Broly of this universe. None of his power came from having Ashura clinging to him. He was just a god damned mutant freak of nature.

Literally.

Well for now, it didn't matter. What did matter, was completing his Bloodline Usurpation Seal.

Shisui's eyes were a non factor until then. They were also a very important factor that would increase his and Isobu's battle power substantially.

With them and Shisui's Susano'o and Isobu's Bijuu Mode, they could form the Majestic Attire Susano'o.

With that as a trump card, there would be very few people currently alive capable of defeating them.

He would become a true Hokage candidate, undefeatable…more or less, on the battlefield.

Plus it would be so fucking cool.

Plus all the other fun things he had at his disposal to bolster such a form even further.

Though he was forced to put such thoughts out of mind for the moment as his destination, one of the gates to the village came into sight.

The old man was as expected already waiting in front of the closed gates, though surprisingly Anko was there as well, casually sitting atop the small registry hut that was manned by shinobi at all times when the gates were open.

…Actually maybe that wasn't so surprising considering how punctual she was in searching him out before.

"Took you long enough brat." she grinned at him, idly kicking her legs and forth as he approached.

Hmph.

He crossed his arms and smirked at her, "The one true future Hokage is never late, nor is he early, he arrives exactly when he means to and not a moment later." he replied.

"Oh yes, my mistake, sorry about that Future Hokage-sama, how could I ever have been so foolish." Anko snorted, rolling her eyes.

"That is a good one actually," old man Hiruzen hummed tapping his chin with a light smile, "I'll have to keep that in mind the next time those advisors of mine nag."

"Always happy to help old man," Daiki grinned, "Though you didn't need to see me off, no need to worry, I've got this mission in the bag."

"I have full faith in you, more or less." Hiruzen laughed back lightly.

"You doubt the ultra amazing future Hokage?" Daiki asked and raised an eyebrow at him challengingly.

"Your libido at least," Hiruzen snorted, "As the current reigning ultra amazing Hokage, even I wouldn't trust myself if Mei Terumi tried to seduce me, that woman and her bosom are something else. Jiraiya would happily start the next shinobi world war just to peek on her."

"Jiraiya would start the next shinobi world war for a pair of Tsunade's used panties, that's not exactly a high bar to pass," Daiki shot back, "Also, that's traitor talk. Don't make me arrest you old man. I'm the future Hokage you know, I've got some real pull with the establishment."

"Truly, Jiraiya has a pitiful reputation," Hiruzen chortled a bit, "Most of your pull with the establishment comes from me, so I don't think you could. Well, Danzo might help you, but he's a bit of a clown sometimes. Either way, you'll understand when you meet the Mizukage, her beauty is not to be underestimated."

Bruh, what the fuck was Mei Terumi like in this world for the old man to actually be serious about this warning. Was she some super succubus or something?

Or had it just been so long since the old got his pecker wet that he was overestimating how hot she was? A dry spell like that must have been killer.

Couldn't be him.

'Hey actually you've seen Mei Terumi before right? Since you were in Yagura?' Daiki asked the bijuu within him, 'How hot is she?'

'…You realise I have no interest in human beauty? Or even understand it? You're all hairless monkeys to me look wise.' he could feel Isobu roll his eyes in reply.

Oh! it was on!

'Yeah well you're a hairless turtle.' Daiki shot back, maturely.

'Oh you noticed? Can you also count to ten?' Isobu snorted at him.

Dick, he could have at least told him how her rack compared to Anko's.

Though speaking of Anko-

"Hey now old man, you're gonna hurt my pride as a woman here," Anko cut in, hopping off the roof where she sat, "This kid couldn't get enough of me before his training with you. I know how hot she is, hell I'd hit that and I'm not a horny little brat or old man, but thinking she could nab him with me right here is just insulting."

"Oh-ho-ho?" Sarutobi gave Daiki a perverted grin, a flush appearing on his cheeks, before promptly coughing and turning away, "Well, that is of course without taking you into account Anko, I obviously chose you for a reason."

"That's better." Anko smirked smugly.

"You underestimate the one true future Hokage," Daiki huffed, "If she's that hot, I'll just bed her and Anko at the same time. Such is the power of the future Fifth Hokage."

"Hey, if that's what it takes." Anko merely shrugged.

"…Well I do wish the Third Hokage spot came with such a power," Hiruzen shook his head in amusement, "But, amusing shenanigans aside, do you have a plan on how you're going to approach this."

His joking tone shifted and disappeared.

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