Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

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As midsummer approached, the weather in Konoha became increasingly hot. Even with the electric fan, it was impossible to dispel the stifling heat in the air.

‘But then again…’

‘When did electric fan appear in my house?’

‘Who made the electric fan?’

‘If you can make an electric fan, why don’t you make an air conditioner?’

Kanpū let the imagination run wild. At this moment, he lay on the futon with his hands behind his head, his left foot raised, and his right foot resting on his left knee, swinging back and forth. The fan blew directly at his crotch, unable to disperse his indulgent pride.

‘Jonin’s life is so simple and boring.’

“Kanpū!” Suddenly, a clear, cold voice came from outside.

Kanpū trembled, quickly got up and took out a book titled ‘Clan Leader’s Self-cultivation’ from his pocket. He pretended to be busy and looked out of the wooden corridor, then: “Is it you Sister Tabako?”

‘That’s right, the person coming is Gekko Clan’s Deputy Clan Head, Gekko Tabako.

Tabako comes here every month to report on the clan’s situation to Kanpū, such as the income from the Gekko Tavern and the distribution of benefits, such as funding orphanage and so on.

“You look busy.” Tabako walked into the room, her clear eyes looking at Kanpū coldly.

“Of course I do! Sister Tabako, don’t you know? Anbu is either doing missions or training. Since I finally got free time, I use it to learn how to manage this huge clan, sigh.” Kanpū sighed as he spoke, shaking his head, “It’s really not easy for me.”

“Actually, I've been standing outside for a while.” Tabako said with a slight smile.

‘That's not very polite…’ Kanpū gave a slightly embarrassed yet polite smile, then quickly changed the subject: “Sister Tabako, what can I do for you?”

Tabako handed him a form and said: “This is the list of the clansmen who will take the Chunin Exams this year.”

Kanpū took a few glances, then nodded seriously: “I see!”

After saying that, he handed back the list.

“Do you think I made a special trip here just to let you have a look?” Tabako said.

“What does Sister Tabako mean?” Kanpū looked at the list thoughtfully and said, “Are you asking me… to sign it?”

Tabako glared at him and said: “I'll just be direct. In recent years, the difficulty of Chunin Exams has increased repeatedly. At least, many clansmen have not passed the exam for several years in a row. As the clan’s Clan Head, I hope that you…”

“Do you want me to use the back door?”

Kanpū’s face changed instantly, and he said righteously, “Sister Tabako, as Gekko Clan’s Clan Head, it is indeed my duty to go all out for the clan. However, there are two things I, Gekko Kanpū, hates the most in life. The first thing is…”

“I want you to give them intensive special training!” Tabako interrupted him emotionlessly.

“Among the two things I, Gekko Kanpū, loves the most in life, the first thing is to help our clansmen. Don’t worry, just leave it to me!” Kanpū said righteously.

Tabako remained silent, and just stared at Kanpū.

On such a hot day, Kanpū was sweating profusely from being stared at by her.

He pretended to be calm, and asked: “Sister Tabako, do you have anything else to do?”

This was a polite way of sending off the guests. Kanpū believed that Tabako, who had been immersed in the position of Deputy Clan Head for many years, would be able to understand.

“Yes.” Tabako said.

“Yes?” Kanpū was shocked: ‘Can’t you hear my obvious intention to send you off? Sister Tabako, have you ever been part of society?

“When do you plan to start training?” Tabako asked.

“This…” Kanpū hesitated.

In such a hot day, he just wanted to lie on the tatami and blow his crotch with an electric fan. It is too hard to train others under the big sun, that even his shadow clone won’t be happy to do it.

“This afternoon? Alright, I'll get someone to come.” Tabako turned around and left.

“I…”

Kanpū is dumbfounded, ‘I didn’t say this afternoon!’

‘Sister Tabako, please don’t leave!’

Kanpū chased after her, but Tabako had already run off.

Kanpū felt very wronged. He feels that he is not the Clan Head, but Tabako is.

‘If things go on like this, the Gekko Clan’s members would only know Gekko Tabako, and didn't know me, Gekko Kanpū!’

‘No, I must set things right!’

‘And the first thing I need to do is… find a substitute trainer!’

As soon as this thought came up, a certain green figure suddenly appeared in Kanpū’s mind.

Kanpū immediately formed a hand seal to create a shadow clone and asked him to go to Guy’s house to ask.

……

As it approaches noon, the shadow clone dispersed and returned with accurate information. Receiving the memory, Kanpū breathed a sigh of relief.

‘With Guy’s help, I can play with the fan with confidence.’

‘As for the fight for power, let’s just wait for this hot summer to pass first.’

At two o’clock in the afternoon, a group of twenty-three Genin appeared neatly at the door of the Gekkou mansion. They were of different ages, some were older than Kanpū, and some were younger than Kanpū…

Kanpū cleared his throat and said: “Follow me.”

As he said that, he turned and ran outside the village.

The twenty-three clansmen followed behind closely, not saying a word.

After leaving the village, Kanpū ran all the way to a lush mountain forest.

This is where Guy used to train when he was young, it’s very remote.

Entering the forest, Kanpū hadn't gone far before he saw Guy hiding behind a clump of sea hibiscus over two meters tall, looking sneaky.

“Guy-senpai?” Kanpū sensed something was wrong and called him softly from afar.

Guy turned around and made a hushing gesture.

Kanpū raised an eyebrow, and quickly signaled to the clansmen behind him to stay in place and not move. Then, he secretly stepped forward to take a closer look. Through the dense foliage, he saw a boy about ten years old, about ten meters away. The boy is fiercely attacking a wooden stake with both hands, and his hands already stained with blood!

“Guy-senpai, who is that?” Kanpū asked softly.

Guy frowned and said: “I remember seeing him at the Academy, but I can’t remember his name.”

Kanpū carefully observed the boy. Then, he noticed that the boy's eyebrows were thick and dark, his eyelashes are black and long, and his eyes are large and round… ‘Why does he seem so familiar?’

Kanpū looked at the little boy, then looked at Guy on his side, then looked at the little boy again, then looked at Guy again, and realized that these two people were simply carved out of the same mold.

‘Don’t tell me…’

Kanpū’s heart skipped a beat. In his mind, he replaced Guy’s green tight bodysuit with the clothes of the boy in front of him. As expected, there was no sense of disharmony at all!

“What are you looking at?” Guy looked at Kanpū expressionlessly.

Kanpū said mysteriously: “Guy-senpai, I have a bold idea!”

“Put away your bold ideas!”

Guy seemed to see through Kanpū’s mind, fly into a rage out of humiliation, and his entire body leaned close to Kanpū’s face as he angrily said, “I absolutely have no blood relationship with him!!”

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