Alex's House, Austin.

"So you saved her from two chunnis?" Melissa couldn't help but chuckle.

Alex nodded. "That's right. One was called Nightmare something and the other was Trash Panda."

If Flying Raccoon heard this, he would be vomiting blood like a Xianxia cultivator.

"…and then he decided to have her as his assistant. The assistant story is even funnier." Nix added and giggled.

"Oh? Tell me, tell me." Melissa asked with an interested look.

"Hehe…" Nix recited everything, giggling along with Melissa after she finished.

"That poor lass…" Melissa said and giggled. "You shouldn't have left her in the kitchen downstairs, she would cause some disaster for sure."

"It's fin—"

Alex's words were cut off when he and the others heard a loud and continuous piercing beep from downstairs.

"Shit, that's the fire alarm." Alex said and ran downstairs.

"WHAT HAPPENED!?" Jane and Janet both rushed out of their rooms when they heard the noise.

Going to the kitchen, they saw Lin trying to fill up a bucket of water with panicked movements and the flames of the stove going high, merely being a few inches from the ceiling.

"OH, DAMN!" Jane shouted. "HONEY GET THE EXTINGUISHER!"

Josh rushed to the cabinet where the extinguisher was and returned in a few seconds.

He then sprayed the contents of it on the stove and the fire was put away. 

Lin, who was going to throw water, sighed in relief as the fire was gone. However, she tensed up knowing she was the cause of it and put her head down in guilt.

Looking at her, Alex, Nix, and Melissa shook their heads while Janet questioned everybody on what happened, clearly not in a good mood after her kitchen and house almost burned down.

Alex went to his mother and putting his hand on her shoulders, made her sit down at the dining table and handed her a glass of water.

"Calm down, mom. Accidents happen."

"But Alex, I've been using that stove for almost ten years, such accidents have never happened before." Janet argued.

Alex chuckled and said, "it's called 'accident' for a reason, mom. They don't notify you before coming."

Janet rolled her eyes and pulled Alex's cheek. Since when did her son become so cheeky?

Letting go of his cheek and rubbing it gently, as if it would heal it, Janet said, "the kitchen needs a restoration now."

"I know a few guys, I'll give them a call," said Josh and went on to phone them.

Alex talked with his mother for a bit and then left the kitchen with his wives and Lin.

Once upstairs, Alex asked with a fake annoyed tone, "what did you do?"

Lin's expression was really sad. "I… I was just trying to get the cereal box…"

"What?" Alex and his wives were confused.

"I swear!" Lin exclaimed. "I was really just trying to get the cereal box, but then a few pieces of cereal fell down on the burner and flames slightly erupted. I panicked and accidentally dropped the cereal box on the pan, making it flip and have its content pour on the stove. Then…"

"Oof…" Nix gasped. The pan contained cooking wine and must've gotten caught up in the flames. Plus the cardboard box fueled it further, no wonder it reached so high!

Alex wrinkled his nose. Jinxes sure had unique ways of fucking things up.

Shaking his head, Alex said, "put your hands on the windowsill and stick your butt up."

"What!?"

"What?"

Lin was shocked while Nix was just surprised. Mel simply chuckled.

"Less questions." Alex said plainly.

With a sad smile, Lin did as asked. She was really ashamed of the position she had been asked to be in!

Alex then towards Lin and…

Pah!

"Hissssss!" Lin gasped as she felt a sting on her lil butt. She turned her head back, and with a tear in her eye, gave the most hateful look ever to Alex.

Alex smiled. "You're my butler, remember? You get punished for being bad."

What being bad!? This was simply harassment! Sexual harassment! 

Melissa at the side licked her lips as she heard that. She extended her hand up and said, "sir, I've been bad too. Please punish me!"

Alex and Nix were dumbfounded and stared at Melissa. This pervert… couldn't she restrain herself a bit when there's others in the room?

Melissa playfully winked at the two, as if she hadn't said anything.

Lin on the other hand was sighing in relief, thinking that maybe Alex would now go to punish that lady instead. However…

Pah!

"OW!" Lin cried out and turned to look at Alex once again, this time staring daggers at him.

What the hell was wrong with this guy!? Why was he spanking her butt like that!? There are people in the room who need this, why not go to them instead!?!?

"Don't repeat the mistakes, my little butler. This time the punishment is light, next time it'll be more harsh." Alex said and then turned to Melissa.

"Mel, Nixie said you can do good makeup. Turn this lass into a young boy. I need a butler." 

Melissa raised an eyebrow at this. "Why not a maid?"

"A maid has a lot of restrictions and cannot be sent outside to do some work." Alex answered. 

"Alright then," Melissa nodded in understanding. "Go outside, I'll send her out in a bit. Did you bring the butler clothes?"

Alex nodded and took out a few bags from his system's space, then handed it to Melissa.

He then went outside to wait.

Two minutes later, the door of the room opened up and looking at the person coming out, Alex was stupefied.

"Who is this?" He couldn't help but ask.

Melissa and Nix giggled.

"That's Linc," replied Melissa.

"Damn." Alex couldn't help but look up and down at Lin's body.

From head to toe, she seemed like a completely different person! 

No, not different, but a completely different gender!

Her hair was still the blonde color, but it was shorter and properly combed. Her face didn't have the usual doll-like look and seemed more like a man with a feminine face.

Her body too… well… her chest still seemed the same.

Looking at the neutral look on Alex's face as he stared at her chest, Lin knew what he must be thinking. 

This damn pervert! He was definitely thinking something like her chest was still flat. She wasn't flat! She was just growing!

Looking down further, Alex saw a slight bulge. Frowning, he unconsciously touched it.

"Kyaaaaah!" Lin jumped in fright like a startled kitten and hid herself behind Melissa. "PERVERT! SHAMELESS PERVERT!"

Melissa and Nix giggled at this scene while Alex was slightly embarrassed. He didn't show it on his face though.

"Darling, you shouldn't touch a lady in that place so suddenly." Nix reminded.

"Sorry bout that," Alex gave a light cough and said. "I was just curious why there was a bulge."

Melissa smirked and said, "that's just some pads. Girls bleed, you know?"

"Right, right, my bad." Alex said. "Sorry, Linlin."

Alex would apologize when the apology was due. He wasn't an irrational guy. 

Lin heaved a sigh when she heard that. Maybe it was wrong of her to think—

"Wait, why am I apologizing? Linc, come here to your master." Alex said, squinting his eyes.

Lin immediately tensed up. All the good impression she was starting to have of Alex went down the drain.

Having no other choice, Linc(Lin) went to Alex with her head bowed down.

"You didn't greet your master when you saw him. That's not good manners for a butler," Alex said and turned Linc around, giving a spank to her lil butt.

Linc hissed again and thought, 'damn this pervert!' There was no more good impression of Alex within her.

Knowing she had to obey her so-called master, Linc said, "my apologies, ma… master."

 

"Good. That's how a butler should be," Alex said. "Now go inside and wait for Master's orders."

Linc bowed and hurriedly went inside the room.

Once she was gone, Alex pulled Melissa and Nix out of the room and shut the door.

He then asked in a low voice, "how did you turn her into a boy in two minutes?"

Melissa chuckled. "Did you not see the ring on her hand, honey?"

"Ah… so an artifact?" Alex thought Lin already had a ring on her and didn't think much of it.

Melissa nodded her head. "That's right. It's Ring of Solo-man."

"You mean Solomon?" Alex asked.

Melissa shook her head. "No, honey. Solo… man. He's a big ancient pervert who likes to morph himself into a girl. He doesn't discriminate between men and women."

"…" Alex stared at Melissa for a good few seconds, wondering if he heard the right thing or if it was a joke.

A few seconds passed and Melissa didn't seem to be giggling or breaking out of her character.

It was only then Alex said, "damn… for real?"

"For real," Melissa and Nix both answered this time, dead serious.

"Damn!" Alex said. "How did you get his ring then?"

"Well, your wife has her secrets," Melissa winked at Alex.

Alex smiled and shook his head.

"Let me go have a look at that ring."

Saying so, he went inside and held Linc's hand, making her flustered.

It was a plain metallic silver ring and had Melissa not mentioned that it was an artifact, Alex would've never noticed it.

"Let me have a look." Alex said and took the ring off.

Immediately, Linc turned back into Lin. Her hair grew out and her face and body reverted back to their original cute state.

Before Alex could comment on it, he heard notifications in his head and saw the pop ups in front of him.

[Ding!]

[An ancient otherworldly deity has noticed you.]

[The ancient otherworldly deity is annoyed to see the ring in your hand.]

[The ancient otherworldly deity has cursed you.]

[Ding!]

[Protection of the Divine activated.]

[The curse was sent back.]

[The curse hit the ancient otherworldly deity.]

[The ancient otherworldly deity pulls his hair in anger and yells at you.]

[The ancient otherworldly deity is keeping a watch on you.]

'GODDAMN!' Alex cursed internally. 'WHAT IN THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?'

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