….
I thought the monologue would break, but instead, Evelyn’s terrifying monologue was shattering the implicit social contract of common sense.
I decided to observe first, as it seemed like things would get worse if I interfered.
“Even if you were previously married, if you abandon your husband and dedicate your body solely to the King Dick, Lord Taeyang will forgive you. However, after joining the Golden Sun Church, marrying another man is punishable.”
“Th-that’s a scary doctrine…”
“The Golden Sun Church is a place to create a happy society where only worthy pussies can enjoy bliss.”
Elia’s cheeks reddened.
“Th-this isn’t the place to spread such things!”
Her voice rose, which was rare for her.
…Of course.
Who wouldn’t be flustered by such outrageous remarks pouring out like a waterfall from someone they just met?
If it weren’t Elia, I would’ve kicked her out immediately.
“I’ve learned a lot by visiting this place today. I think the Golden Sun Church needs a church too. We must spread the gospel.”
It’s no use.
I gave up on bringing Evelyn back to her senses.
She’ll just have to live like this, what can I do?
Her delusions had already extended beyond my control. Seeing how the doctrines of the King Dick Religion, which I didn’t even know existed, were popping out so smoothly, there must be a tremendously vast setting in her head, enough to make a middle school otaku cry.
Why am I getting goosebumps even though it’s not my dark past?
‘The monologue is already in place, I can’t insert a new one….’
I have no choice but to accept it.
I stepped in to smooth things over.
“I’m sorry, Elia.”
“Mr. Taeyang?”
“She wasn’t originally like this, but she recently got into a dangerous religion…”
“A dangerous religion…. My goodness…”
“I brought her here hoping her symptoms might alleviate.”
“Is she sick?”
“Yes, her head is a little…”
“…? I’ve received the grace of the dick, and I’m in the most brilliant state I’ve ever been in.”
“P-please refrain from lewd remarks…”
Elia looked like she was about to burst into tears.
Because of Evelyn’s constant talk of dicks and pussies, the other worshippers were starting to stare.
A bride-to-be flustered by the word “dick,” how exciting…?
A blonde, green-eyed nun with huge tits,
Trying to hide her figure with a nun’s habit, but even a child could tell she has an incredibly hot body.
“Right, Evelyn. You shouldn’t say such things carelessly outside.”
Pretending to mediate, I observed her breasts.
“…I apologize.”
Evelyn apologized sincerely.
“I’m glad you understand.”
However, I heard it.
Evelyn muttering, “The Dark King Dick Religion… I must increase its secrecy…”
…If I increase the number of followers, will I be treated like a god?
What if I spread the gospel and gathered a bunch of female followers?
‘I wish Elia would do it.’
Elia is a symbol of trust, having contributed to this district for a long time.
I’m sorry to the Goddess Ilesia, but if I made her my messenger… I might be able to have sex with all the milfs in the district, not just a 6P.
Before I knew it, I was scheming along with Evelyn. I had no intention of letting Cren have Elia’s virgin pussy.
“Help me out, Elia. So Evelyn can give up these strange thoughts.”
“Would you like to pray?”
“I have a different god I wor….”
“Experience is everything. Come this way…”
Elia led Evelyn away with an irresistible smile.
I was also drawn to that smile and ended up praying.
Is this the power of an experienced nun?
“Taeyang, what are you doing here… why…”
Hmm?
The handsome, brown-haired Cren was standing behind me.
He no longer had weapons and looked like he had settled down in the district.
“Hey, Cren. Long time no see.”
“Ah, um…. Yeah…”
I shook hands with Cren naturally.
“Is there a problem with me being here? It’s a church open to everyone.”
“N-no…”
“Our last encounter wasn’t very good.”
“….”
Cren’s expression twisted.
He kept glancing at Elia, clearly concerned about her.
His face clearly said, ‘I don’t want to introduce Elia to Geum Taeyang.’
I knew her before you did, funny guy.
“Don’t misunderstand, I didn’t do that because I had bad feelings towards you. Cecil is happy by my side.”
“Happy…”
As if unpleasant memories surfaced, Cren’s lips trembled.
Is the wound he barely overcame reopening? Huh?
“I heard you’re marrying Ms. Elia?”
“How did you…”
“I heard it, I said. From her own mouth.”
“Ah…”
“Cren, am I making you uncomfortable?”
“….”
“Be honest.”
“Even if we shake hands like this… I don’t think we can be close like before…”
Of course.
I would’ve been flustered if he suddenly acted friendly,
It’s good that he hates me this much.
“Cren, I’m truly sorry for using such a dirty method.”
“….”
“I know it’s not something you can accept with a simple apology, so…. I won’t show up at your wedding.”
A bright light finally returned to Cren’s face.
Even though I just said something obvious as if I was doing him a favor.
“Taeyang…”
“I swear, nothing happened between Elia and me, you know what I mean?”
“Hmm.”
“I just came to pray today, so please understand.”
“Alright…”
Since I said so much, Cren seemed to feel bad about continuing to show his dislike and nodded.
Foolish guy.
I’m taking Elia’s virgin pussy!
I’ll insert a monologue and have forced sex with her right away.
“This is just between us… how did you seduce Elia?”
“….”
“In a way, you met such a beautiful woman because of me, so you can tell me, right?”
Cren looked at me as if he wanted to punch me.
If he does, I’ll pretend to be hurt and fall into Elia’s arms!
“…Yeah, you could say that. I don’t think it’s thanks to you, though.”
“So, have you had sex?”
“I don’t want to talk about it, Taeyang.”
“You haven’t even had sex yet?”
When I teased him, Cren suddenly charged at me.
Not physically, but verbally.
“Yes, we had sex.”
…….
….
Excuse me…?
“Elia is my woman. I embraced her soft body and had lots of sex. Without a condom…”
…Shotgun… baby-making sex…!
A nun, to think she would…
Such a lewd pussy…!
What kind of nun doesn’t even properly keep her premarital chastity!
Trembling….
It wasn’t… a virgin pussy….
She even had sex… and is trying to get married… pregnant with a shotgun baby…!
I felt dizzy.
She should have stayed a virgin while I was gone!
Is that too much to ask?
Sigh….
Calm down.
If I show my agitation, it’ll go Cren’s way.
“If you’re trying to pull the same thing as with Cecilia, I won’t let you.”
“….”
So, she’s your woman, huh?
He bared his teeth and growled at me, his swagger saying, ‘I won’t let you touch my wife.’
Good.
“I didn’t know you’d tell me so definitively, a couple’s secret.”
“….”
Cren flinched.
“I don’t think Ms. Elia would have wanted to tell me… that you two had sex.”
“Ugh…. Because you were teasing me.”
“My fault?”
“No…. I just… hate you being near Elia.”
“Right, like I said before, I just came to pray.”
“Then why don’t you just pray…?”
“Evelyn is doing it.”
“Evelyn?”
Cren seemed to finally notice the lavender-haired girl next to Elia.
“…Your girlfriend?”
He seemed a bit relieved that I had brought a woman with me.
“Something like that.”
A girlfriend-type sex toy, so to speak.
“Your taste has changed a lot.”
“Taste?”
Ah, Evelyn is a slender, beautiful girl.
She’s not a lady with big breasts and healthy thighs like Cecil.
She has a slightly malnourished… sickly beautiful girl vibe.
“Well, you could say that.”
Cren’s hostility seemed to have dissipated.
He probably wasn’t completely at ease, but he had lost his justification to attack.
“I’ll wait for my girlfriend, what about you?”
“I’ll wait until Elia is finished with her church work and take her home.”
“In broad daylight?”
Waiting until night?
“Yeah. I’ll wait.”
Well, alright….
Since she’s his bride-to-be, he probably doesn’t want to be apart from her for even a second.
Is he planning to take her home and have more sex?
‘Hmm.’
I’m getting fired up.
I’ve fucked many married women, but this mission is a first.
Truly fateful!
I have to fuck Elia before she goes home with her fiancé and has sex.
Right here in the middle of this church, where her fiancé is standing guard, ready to watch her 24/7.
This is the kind of challenge that makes it worth it for a Collapser like me.
‘Insert the monologue secretly without summoning the Avatar.’
– Cren promised not to disturb Elia while she worked. Ding!
I planted a monologue arrow in his head, turning the wary Cren into a passive idiot.
And I….
Happily greeted Elia and Evelyn as they returned from prayer.
“Oh my, Cren!”
“Elia.”
Cren hugged Elia ostentatiously, showing off to me.
“People are watching.”
“So what…”
“N-no kissing. Really. How childish…!”
Elia blushed and pushed Cren away.
Hmm.
Right now, the game is tilted more than 90% in Cren’s favor.
I’ll snatch her away soon.
Leaving the two busy holding hands and expressing their affection, I took Evelyn’s hand and led her away.
“Evelyn.”
“Yes, my God.”
“I’m making Elia a bishop of the Golden Sun Church.”
“As you will.”
Evelyn’s eyes burned with loyalty.
“I will make this parish a bridgehead for the Golden Sun Church.”
“Her husband… no, her fiancé is a hindrance. We can’t recruit her openly.”
“In other words, we need the methods of the Dark King Dick Religion, not the superficial Golden Sun Church.”
“You catch on quick. Are you a god?”
“I will make sure no one approaches the confessional.”
How did she know I was planning something in the confessional?
“Taeyang, what are you whispering about?”
I turned around with Evelyn.
Evelyn said with a straight face,
“Master and I were discussing what kind of sex we’ll have when we go back tonight.”
“Ugh…!”
“Any complaints?”
“N-no…”
…A complete victory against the nosy Cren!
Elia had already experienced Evelyn’s spicy dirty talk, so she just smiled wryly.
How could she get angry when I explained that Evelyn was ‘a child with a headache’?
“Aren’t you going to pray, Mr. Taeyang?”
Elia said.
“Elia, you don’t have to… recommend it…”
“Huh?”
Elia tilted her head.
She seemed to have not heard the reason why Cren was uncomfortable with me.
Well, she probably thought she’d never see me again, so she wouldn’t have bothered telling him the whole story before her wedding, a story full of things she wouldn’t want to reveal.
Then I’ll make my move.
“Elia, today I want to make a confession rather than pray.”
“Then to the confessional…”
“Taeyang, what confession do you have to make?”
Cren openly challenged me.
“Due to the nature of my job, I accumulate a lot of sins…. Am I not even qualified to confess?”
Elia frowned.
“Cren. Why are you so on edge?”
“Ah…. Sorry for interrupting, I promised…”
“Promised?”
Elia’s curiosity deepened.
“Anyway, it’s my job to listen to confessions. The benevolent Goddess will absolve the sins of those who truly repent.”
“But if you’re going to say strange things under that pretext…”
“Excuse me? Mr. Taeyang isn’t that kind of person. Although he does stare at my chest often…”
Cough.
I have no excuse.
“Cren, are you worried that something happened between Mr. Taeyang and me?”
“….”
Cren awkwardly scratched the back of his head.
Evelyn muttered,
“He’s narrow-minded.”
“I just…. Sigh. Alright, I’ll be quiet.”
“You don’t think I’m taking Mr. Taeyang’s side, do you?”
Elia took the sulking Cren’s hand and kissed his cheek.
“Wait until we go home, Cren…. Okay?”
“U-uh…. Okay…”
Cren, you really tried your best.
You just had a bad opponent.
I went to the confessional with Elia.
In the small booth enclosed on all sides by partitions, Elia and I sat facing each other, separated by a wall with a hole in it.
The hole was bigger than I thought, big enough for a face to fit through.
A semi-transparent black cloth was hung over it.
“Ahem. Please speak comfortably.”
Elia seemed a little embarrassed.
“Does this cloth even mean anything? You know exactly who you’re talking to…”
“F-formality is important. It can’t be helped since it’s a small church…”
“Does the Goddess really absolve my sins?”
“Yes, the benevolent Goddess of Light is watching over you. If you honestly admit and repent for your sins, she will absolve them.”
“Sister…. I’ll be in your care.”
I paused for a moment.
This is good since she can’t see what I’m doing on the other side….
I can insert a powerful monologue.
Proof of Geum Taeyang’s existence.
For some hot adultery sex, I dedicate my blood to fate once again.
I lightly grazed my arm with Dawn Moon.
Bleeding.
And I manifested Elizabeth, the Avatar of Five Grains.
“Please speak comfortably. I’ll wait until you’re ready.”
I owed her my life.
So I once thought I shouldn’t do anything bad to her.
But what was the result?
In the end, women want love. They want to get married, have children, and start a family.
If I don’t take her, someone else will.
It’s a shame, but it’s not too late.
It’s even better.
I’ll make her into a body that Cren’s inadequate dick can never satisfy.
The Goddess of Light, Ilesia, descended from the heavens and said, “Receive Geum Taeyang’s lewd confession and provide him with sexual service.”
I inwardly apologized to the Goddess of Light, whose face I didn’t even know.
I’m sorry for using your name.
You won’t be angry, right? I believe you won’t. Because you’re a benevolent Goddess…!
Ding!
Using the Goddess’s name, I inserted the monologue into Elia, ordering her to become Geum Taeyang’s exclusive sexual service nun, and I….
Clasped my hands and prayed.
“Lick…”
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