Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 477 Most of Life Is Made Up of Pranks and Useless Things

"Who is your benefactor!" Kawaki retorted, "Don't casually involve irrelevant people in your own family affairs! It really makes people angry, you bastards!"

As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at Seimei on the side, and then glanced at Douman on the other side, "An idiot brother who married off his sister without caring about her feelings but later regretted it. An idiot husband who didn't understand women's hearts and had zero love experience. Even though they are married, he can't protect his wife's smile. "

"It's so disgusting to start a weather-breaking war for such a boring reason! Can't you find the reason within yourself?! No matter how you look at this kind of thing, it's your own fault, right?!"

"Because of your own fault, the whole of Edo has suffered, don't you still claim to be Edo's camera…no…guardian?! Don't you feel embarrassed?! Are you kids?!"

"You must know that because of your fault, it rains every day and the passenger flow in Yoshiwara has been reduced by at least half recently! This has reduced my gaming funds by half every month! And my game equipment was smashed by the little girl with horns on her head today...do you understand my mood...this kind of mood?!"

"Understand my ass!" Shinpachi couldn't hold back and retorted, "In the end, it's all your complaints! The complaints about the game funds and game equipment being smashed!"

"Tsk!" Kawaki turned away and said disdainfully, "There's also an idiot fan. These guys are nothing but idiots when they get together."

"Who are you calling an idiot fan!" Gintoki shouted angrily, his veins popping out.

"It's you, right? You're an idiotic naturally wavy hair fan." Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth and replied with disdain. Then, he looked at Douman again, "Hey, do you see that idiotic naturally wavy hair over there? That's the main culprit behind your divorce with that woman. It happened because he lost his memory. If you have any hatred, just look for him directly."

"T-That," Douman's voice suddenly became a little softer, and he said intermittently, "Regarding...Regarding the method you just mentioned to reconcile with Crystel and become inseparable..."

"Really? Is there really such a method?" Seimei quickly asked Gintoki who was at the side.

"I'm not sure, but... there is indeed a possibility," Gintoki's expression became a little serious, "Although that idiot is empty-headed and an emotional idiot, he is unexpectedly popular with women. It is indeed possible for him to think of some feasible method. Moreover, what he just said is not without reason. If at that time, that ex-husband can do what he just said after Ana Ketsuno marries over, it is indeed possible that the relationship between the two will heat up...

"No, I don't want to say it now." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said to Douman expressionlessly, "Because it doesn't make any sense at all. Besides, it's your family's business. Why should I do something like this that has no benefit at all? No way."

Looking at Douman who was trembling with anger because of Kawaki's words, Shinpachi pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly, "This person is so nasty. Did he do it on purpose? He definitely did it on purpose, right? Deliberately giving others hope but also crushing the hope. Sadist, it is undoubtedly sadist's way of doing things."

"Actually... I suddenly found something about you and that siscon..." As he spoke, Kawaki raised his hand and tapped his chin as if he was thinking. After pondering for a while, he raised his head and looked at Douman, "Perhaps, the person you like is not that woman but that siscon..."

"Are you playing with me, you bastard?!" Douman roared angrily, "How could I possibly like Seimei?! He is a man, right?"

"Hey, siscon. The person this guy said he likes is actually you." Kawaki shouted at Seimei, "The person he really wants to marry is actually you! Your sister is just a tool for him to get close to you! What he really wants to do is to wear the same underwear as you and chase after you on the beach under the sunset!"

Thinking of that scene, Seimei and Douman had several black lines appear on their faces.

"Um, can you please stop saying such terrible things..." Seimei complained.

"Did you hear that?" Kawaki turned to look at Douman, "That siscon said that he actually likes you too. Well, the rest of the matter will be left to the two of you who have just exchanged each other feelings. I wish for your happiness!"

"Where did you get the translator from?" Douman and Seimei angrily said at the same time, "None of us said that!"

"The synchronization rate is really high~" Kawaki shrugged.

"I always feel that the atmosphere has suddenly become a little strange..." Shinpachi silently retorted, "I always feel that the atmosphere between Seimei-san and Ana Ketsuno's ex-husband is a little strange. The two of them no longer dare to look at each other directly because of Kawaki-san's words..."

"A-Anyway!" Douman turned around to face Kawaki and the others. He cleared his throat and said, "I-I will not give up revenge! That...That's it..."

After saying that, Douman led the group of Shirino Onmyoji and slowly left.

"This tone of voice... is that of a tsundere. A heroine with all the tsundere attributes fully activated. I always feel that the situation is developing in a strange direction..." Shinpachi murmured.

"Big brother, it can't be..." Gintoki looked at Seimei in disbelief, "Do you really like your sister's ex-husband?!"

"Who is your big brother!" Siemei shouted angrily, "Who likes Douman?! Don't say such disgusting words!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Seimei finally couldn't hold on any longer. A wave of exhaustion hit him, and he slowly closed his eyes and fell on his back.

"Seimei-san!" Shinpachi shouted and rushed over to help Seimei up.

"Pull yourself together! Siscon!" At the same time, Kagura went up to help Seimei.

...

In the afternoon.

Shinpachi and Kagura stood outside the door of Ketsuno's hall, looking at the injured people who had fallen to the ground because of the weather battle.

"I didn't expect a weather battle to be carried out in such a place..." Shinpachi said somewhat reluctantly, "The disputes between Onmyoji have become so troublesome."

"Everyone has been defeated-aru." Kagura murmured.

"Gedoumaru," Shinpachi turned to look at Gedoumaru, who was leaning against the wall with her eyes closed. He asked, "Ana Ketsuno doesn't know about this, does she?"

"I was the one who blocked off the news," Gedoumaru replied indifferently.

"Why? Ana Ketsuno is clearly in so much pain!" Kagura asked in return.

"If she finds out about this, she will definitely go to Douman again in order to settle the matter." After saying that, Gedoumaru turned around and slowly walked down the corridor.

Seeing this, Shinpachi and Kagura slowly followed.

Gedoumaru continued to say, "In fact, the conflict between the two clans doesn't matter to me at all. Even if the Ketsuno clan who subdued me was destroyed, it has nothing to do with me. But..."

As she spoke, Gedoumaru thought of how Ana Ketsuno sat under the eaves every day after marrying into the Shirino clan and just stared blankly at the sky.

"... I really can't bear to see Lady Crystel reveal that lonely expression."

"You are really thinking about Ana Ketsuno," Shinpachi said with some emotion.

"Lady Crystel is the only one among my Onmyoji masters who treats me like a friend." Gedoumaru continued unhurriedly, "And the leader also doesn't want Lady Crystel to know about this..."

...

On the other side, Kawaki and Seimei sat cross-legged on the floor under the eaves of the door in the same posture. Of course, they were thinking about completely different things.

Inside the room, Gintoki was lying on the ground with one hand on his head, and the other hand digging his nose to watch Ana Ketsuno who was apologizing on the TV.

[Hello~This is Ana Ketsuno. The weather forecast was wrong again today. I'm really sorry.] Ana Ketsuno showed an apologetic smile. [Tomorrow's weather will definitely...]

[So noisy! How many times do you want to report the wrong weather before giving up?!] Suspected to be an angry audience member next to the set.

[That... we are still filming.] Suspected to be a staff member on the set.

The angry live audience A: [What we are still filming? What's the point of filming an inaccurate weather forecast?]

The angry live audience B: [No one wants to watch your weather forecast!]

Then, the sound of an empty can hitting something came from the TV.

[Don't throw things! Ana Ketsuno, hurry up and dodge! It's dangerous!] The staff shouted.

[Then, let me predict the next weather...] Ana Ketsuno continued.

[What are you doing? Ana Ketsuno! Hurry up and dodge!]

The sound of various bottles and cans being smashed against something could be heard from the TV one after another.

[Hey, are you alright? Ana Ketsuno!]

Finally, Seimei couldn't hold it in anymore. He gritted his teeth, stood up, and rushed into the room.

Looking at Gintoki, who was lying on the floor and staring intently at Ana Ketsuno who was still being thrown various empty bottles at the TV, Seimei was a little surprised.

"You... aren't you a fan of Crystel? I can't believe you can watch this."

"Yeah, I'm a super sadist," Gintoki responded casually, "Besides, Ana Ketsuno is putting up with this crap to give her report. We have a duty to watch. Isn't that right, big brother?"

"Who is your big brother?" Seimei slowly came to the side of Gintoki and sat down. He slowly said, "I am the one responsible for Crystel's suffering and Douman's turning down a dark path. I am not allowed to avert my eyes. I am obligated to watch every second... In the past, I was so focused on protecting the clan as the leader of the Ketsuno clan, that I allowed duty to blind me to everything else..."

"...I selfishly used my own sister as a tool before selfishly taking her away from Douman..." After a pause, Seimei laughed at himself, "Pathetic for the greatest Onmyoji, who, supposedly saw all as he defended Edo."

"Only after blundering was I able to see. Only after suffering loss was I able to understand..." As he spoke, Seimei's eyes once again looked straight ahead, "You must watch the things that are important with your own two eyes."

"Big brother," Noticing something, Gintoki asked casually, "What is that?"

"Who is your elder brother?" Seimei said in a bad mood. At the same time, he raised his left hand and took out the folded envelope. He then explained, "A letter from Douman."

[Seimei, you should know well that continued skirmishes will only serve to waste our men. It is the duty of the leader to defend the clan. And it is the duty of an older brother to defend a younger sister. I won't tell you to choose between them. If you wish to defend both, face me in a contest. In a Shikigami 3v3 Mystic Deathmatch! This contest shall serve as the final battle of the weather war! PS: My sexual orientation is normal! It's a normal male sexual orientation!]

"What's going on with this PS? How much does he care about that idiot's nonsense?" The corner of Gintoki's mouth twitched as he spat out a sentence. Then he asked, "Shikigami 3v3 Mystic Deathmatch? What is this, big brother?"

"Who are you calling big brother?" Seimei reminded, and then explained, "It refers to a 3-on-3 Onmyodo match."

"So that's how it is. This is a challenge." Gintoki said in a flash, "So he isn't satisfied by pestering Ana Ketsuno. He's come to directly crush bro-bro."

"Who are you calling bro-bro? Cut that out already!" Seimei reminded, "How desperate are you to join my family?"

"No, I don't have any other intentions." Gintoki glanced at Seimei and explained seriously, "I just wanted to let you feel as though you'd suddenly discovered that you were about to live with twelve adorable little brothers."

"That's one creepy-as-hell Brother Princess!

"Oh, so you do know Sister Princess." Gintoki nodded and continued to say, "So you do have a thing for little sisters, ro-ro."

"What the hell is ro-ro? What does that have to do with anything?" After complaining, Seimei became a little more serious, "In any case, I believe this challenge to be an opportunity. If I win, I can save Princess Crystel."

"That would be like walking right into a trap, nutbro," Gintoki reminded.

"The hell is a nutbro? That makes it sound like I'm a nutxxxx!!" Seimei understood and complained, and then she became serious again, "I will accept the challenge alone. The responsibility is all mine."

"Are you protecting Ana Ketsuno because you feel guilty?" Gintoki looked at Seimei and asked.

"Guilt... huh?" Seimei slowly closed his eyes and replied, "No, maybe I just feel a little envious. Here I was, using my power for the Bakufu, to protect our traditions, while she was using her power to give people the weather..."

"As I watched her smile on rainy days and windy days, I couldn't help but think...That she was doing a magnificent job of protecting the people of Edo and bringing them happiness... She was a much greater Onmyoji than I could ever be...She is... My... Our clan's...pride and joy..."

"But then again, the brother and sister are really alike." Kawaki's voice came from outside the door, "One acting as a camera and the other as a weather lady."

"Hey!"

"Don't be agitated. I don't mean to belittle you," Kawaki continued, "I just feel that my views on you brothers and sisters have suddenly changed, and your stubbornness is a bit respectable. Leave aside the more convenient method, It's really stupid to insist on using your old but accustomed method to do this kind of thing... But, I don't hate it. Of course, I don't like it either."

"You..." Gintoki asked indifferently, "Kawaki, what's your purpose? You don't have a reason to stay here, right?"

"Who knows," Kawaki shrugged, "Even animals, if they suddenly smell a very familiar and dangerous smell, everyone wants to check it out. But your brother over there doesn't seem to want to tell me."

"Hey, why are you speaking up for him? Who is his brother?" Seimei shouted, and then his tone calmed down, "I can't comment on the smell you smell, but you won't be in any danger. After all, you can be regarded as our benefactor. And this matter has nothing to do with Crystel."

"It seems that you knew my purpose from the beginning." Kawaki chuckled, "Also, don't talk about benefactor anymore. I really can't bear it. No matter how you look at it, I am like the fuse that caused your two clans to completely break up. This really makes me unhappy. I became such a troublesome character without knowing it."

"In any case, I won't go back until I figure out what that smell is. Because... I seem to have forgotten something very important. No, it's not right to be so sure. It should be something that might be important or might not be important... The memory won't disappear out of thin air, which means that someone... or some existence has done something to it. Do you think I will accept this result honestly?"

"What a smart man," Seimei chuckled softly, "You can even see this kind of thing, but I advise you to give up. It's useless. The existence that makes you forget that memory is the same existence as the one you are looking for."

"That's why I'm even more angry. That existence did something like that to other people's memories..." Kawaki snorted unhappily, The reason why the little girl with horns on her head appeared in Yoshiwara is probably because of this. There is someone I'm looking for here, but for some reason, she can't tell me directly. Did you seal her mouth?"

"No, I don't have such ability." Seimei shook his head, "And after all, that is Crystel's Shikigami, I will not interfere with her freedom."

"It has nothing to do with your sister, and you didn't ask her to seal her mouth... In other words..."

"It seems that I have said too much," Seimei stood up, turned around, and slowly walked towards the door, "I should go. Goodbye."

"Tsk!" Kawaki turned his face away and spat lightly.

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