Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 442 Be It Your Back or Your Butt, Only Those Who Can Safely Hand It Over to the Other Party Are Considered Partners!

In the afternoon, in Kabukicho Park.

Sogo was holding the freshly eaten ice stick in his mouth. He leaned against the long chair in the park with a bored face. There was a sword that Sogo had unloaded on the side of the long chair.

Suddenly, Sogo heard the sound of bullets being loaded from behind his head.

"That little girl... No, no, it should be you, right? The person who taught that little brat," Sogo said without turning his head. Then, he closed his eyes and sighed helplessly, "Really? Do all of you hate me so much?"

"Ah! Of course, I hate you! You actually dared to put chili sauce on it, you bastard!" Kagura, who was holding an umbrella and pointing it to the back of Sogo's head, cursed with her eyes bulging.

After hearing that it was Kagura, Sogo instantly became expressionless. Then he turned his face away and shouted, "Why is it you? What are you doing?!"

"Because Yorozuya can't make money, the pocket money that little uncle gave this month is also spent, so I changed job to a hitman-aru." As she spoke, Kagura took out a sunglasses and put it on, "Raise your hand, if there is any strange movement, your head will explode."

"You're the strange one, aren't you?" Sogo narrowed his eyes and replied with a speechless expression, "Go ahead and blow your own head off. You should be a little bit more normal after that."

"Don't speak in such a cocky tone, bastard," Kagura poked Sogo's head with the umbrella and reminded him word by word, "Show some respect. Do you understand the situation you are in? Huh? Want me to spell it out for you? All nice and slow so an idiot like you can understand?"

"Can you go back quickly?" Sogo said helplessly. "I don't have time to play with a little kid like you."

"See, as long as you want to do it, you can still do it," Kagura praised, "Alright, I'll reward you with a Happy Term. A Happy Term that's all swollen after the salt was licked off and become an Unhappy Term." (TL Note: From "Happy Turn", a Japanese rice cracker.)

"I want to kill you..." Sogo lowered his head and said to himself helplessly, "God, it doesn't matter if I die. In exchange, please kill this stinky woman."

Hearing this, Kagura turned her face away and snorted with disdain.

"Speaking of which, where is that little brat?" Sogo chuckled and continued, "Anyway, you came to kill me together, right?"

Kagura was suddenly stunned. Then she took back her umbrella and replied disdainfully, "Killing you will only make Kirie's hands dirty."

"Then what are you here for?" Sogo asked casually, "Are you here to be my bodyguard?"

"Tell me the truth-aru!" Kagura took off her sunglasses and said with a serious face, "It's obvious that you're hiding something. I know that you're too skilled to mistake an ally for an enemy. What are you trying to hide by pretending to be a murderer? Tell Kirie to her face."

As she spoke, Kagura raised her umbrella once more, "If you don't say anything, I will blow your head off for Kirie!"

"I am too good to mistake an ally for an enemy...Indeed..." As he spoke, Sogo raised his eyes and glanced in front of him. With a slightly solemn expression, he continued, "But what if someone you thought to be an ally was an enemy?"

Hearing this, Kagura was stunned, and then suddenly realized something. As she put down the umbrella, she raised her head and looked not far in front of her and Sogo.

"Some things in this world aren't meant to be known, little girl." Sogo still maintained his original posture, and continued without raising his head, "So, don't be so long-winded and talk about those meaningless things."

Looking at the group of people who slowly walked over and surrounded him and Kagura with malicious expressions, Sogo complained, "See? You've triggered my death flag."

Looking at the group of people in front of her, Kagura suddenly noticed something. It was----Kirie, who was standing with a certain ronin...

"Kirie..." Kagura widened her eyes and looked at Kirie in disbelief.

"It's such a good weather. Are you all happily gathering to take revenge?" The corners of Sogo's mouth curled up in disapproval. From beginning to end, he had a casual expression on his face, "You've got spirit. Like you're ready to raid Kira's mansion. They must have loved your old man. Or they must really hate me."

(Kira's mansion: It comes from the Genroku Ako Incident in the Edo period. Asano Naganori, lord of Ako, was asked to receive the emperor's envoy. However, Kira was so unhelpful and treated Asano with such open contempt that the latter lost his temper, drew his sword and attacked him. Such action violated the law and was then sentenced to seppuk. Later, forty-seven of his retainers(Ako Roshi) returned to Kira's mansion to avenge him, and all of them were sentenced to commit seppuku. It was later known as the Three Biggest Acts of Revenge in Japan and was talked about by people.)

Looking at Sogo in front of him, Kirie was just about to say something when a sword suddenly pressed against her neck.

"Kirie!" Kagura shouted and couldn't help but rush forward.

"It's best if you don't move around~"

The man who was holding a sword against Kirie's neck looked a little coquettish. He had a purple fur collar and long golden hair. He wore earrings and red lips. He raised his eyebrows and reminded them with a smirk.

"If you don't want to take the daughter's life after taking the father's...right? Mr. Okita Sogo the murderer?"

Looking at the man in front of him, Sogo couldn't help but think of the scene that night - in a hotel full of corpses and blood like hell, the only people who survived were himself and Kamiyama who were covered in blood...

Holding a bloody blade in his hand, Sogo looked at Rokkaku Muneharu who was lying in a pool of blood in front of him, and reminded with an expressionless face, "Kamiyama, listen up. Forget everything you see now. The boss of Rokkaku Inn was already dead when we found him here. He was involved in a chaotic battle and was killed by Jouishishi."

However, neither Sogo nor Kamiyama noticed that there was a person who was lucky enough to escape from Sogo's sword behind the sliding door who was trying hard to hold his breath and was listening secretly...

...

On the other side, Kamiyama, who was investigating and collecting evidence alone in the street alley of Edo, was also stopped.

"Please stop." Tsukuyo leaned against the entrance of the alley with one hand lightly pinching her kiseru, and the other hand stretched out of the alley. The kunai in her hand just stopped ten centimeters away from Kamiyama's neck.

Kamiyama also stopped and asked indifferently, "Who?"

"The survivor of the Rokkaku Incident, Kamiyama, right?" Tsukuyo withdrew her Kunai and stepped out of the alley at the same time. She turned around and looked indifferently at Kamiyama in front of her.

"You... you are!" Kamiyama was stunned for a moment, then revealed a puzzled expression, "Who?"

"Wait a minute, both of you should calm down a little." Kawaki's voice came from the entrance of the alley, and then he walked out casually.

"You are the boss of the Yoshiwara mentioned by the captain..." Kamiyama recognized Kawaki at a glance and then bowed, "Nice to meet you! I am a member of Shinsengumi 1st Division, Kamiyama! I thank you for taking care of the captain!"

"It's okay, it's okay." Kawaki waved his hand and smiled disapprovingly. Then he came to Kamiyama and put his arm around his shoulder. At the same time, he took out his mobile phone from his bosom and said in a low voice, "I know, it's a secret investigation that one doesn't want others to know, right?"

"Why do you know?"

"Don't worry about this," Kawaki replied casually, "I've already helped you fool Shinsengumi. You should know that when you stepped out of Shinsengumi, you were targeted by your family's deputy mayonnaise, virgen monitor, and gorilla. But don't worry, I've already helped you settle them."

"Really?! Did the deputy chief, Yamazaki, and Chief Kondo notice it?!" Kamiyama was surprised.

"Ah, but it's all right. I helped you settle everything." Kawaki turned on his phone and said casually as he searched for something, "Deputy mayonnaise is currently soaking in mayonnaise's hot spring in Yoshiwara. The gorilla has already been released into the primeval forest. As for that virgin monitor who doesn't have much of a presence, he doesn't have much of a presence anyway. It doesn't matter if he was left alone."

"Thank you so much!" Kamiyama bowed again.

"As for the reason why you went out with Sogo, I've already helped you get it," As he spoke, Kawaki turned his phone screen toward Kamiyama. "From your direct superior..."

Kamiyama adjusted his glasses and took a closer look at the reply from Matsudaira on Kawaki's phone, "Sogo and Kamiyama? Sure, you can use them as you please. I will inform Kondo and the others."

"Amazing. You can actually talk to Boss Matsudaira." Kamiyama sighed in shock.

"In short, the matter between the two of you should be completely concealed. You shouldn't even need to write a report afterward." Kawaki withdrew his phone and then lightly curled the corners of his mouth, "Do you think you can answer a few of my questions to repay this kindness? About the Rokkaku matter, what exactly is that kid hiding? What exactly did you do in that Rokkaku Incident?"

"Before that, I really want to know why you did this for the sake of the captain?" Kamiyama raised his glasses and his eyebrows at the same time, "Could it be that you have feelings for the captain...?"

A vein popped up on Kawaki's face, and he continued with a fake smile, "Hey! If you keep guessing, I'll really kill you. It's just that this woman is interested in that little girl."

"So that's how it is..." Only then did Kamiyama heave a sigh of relief.

"Why did you feel relieved just now?" Realizing something, Kawaki quickly let go of Kamiyama's shoulder and retreated behind Tsukuyo. He said with black lines on his face, "You... can't be! You are... to Sogo-kun?"

"No! I just admire and look up to the captain! My relationship with the captain is just to that point where you can entrust your back and butt to each other!" As he spoke, Kamiyama turned around and took off his pants, pointing his buttocks to Kawaki, "Did you see that?! The wound on my butt was left by the captain today! This is the best proof of our relationship!"

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