Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 436 Stress Causes Us to Be Bald and We Are Helpless...

"So the children nowadays really can't stand a single blow." Kawaki spread out his hands and shook his head. He closed his eyes and sighed, "When we were at Sogo's age, we would never be troubled by these things. The only thing that troubled us was how to fill our stomachs for the next meal."

"Boss, you really don't have the trouble of losing your hair at the age of eighteen...hehe...hehe..."

"I can't take it anymore. My eyes are starting to lose their focus." Kawaki squatted down and reached out to pinch Sogo's face, "He has already started to completely escape from reality. Sogo-kun, Sogo-kun? Wake up, don't be defeated by that kind of thing, Sogo-kun!"

Just as he finished speaking, the sound of something falling to the ground suddenly came from the floor behind Kawaki.

Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and looked at the floor behind him. He saw a familiar orange-red thing that seemed to be on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

He touched the back of his head and felt that the most important thing was gone. After a long silence, Kawaki directly hugged his head and shouted at the sky,

"My charm point!!!!!"

...

When Tsukuyo pushed open the door of Kawaki's room, what she saw was the following scene - Kawaki and Sogo were squatting on the ground beside the wall, their heads lowered with no expression on their faces, and also fell into the shadow of depression. There were only a few strands of hair left on their heads.

Moreover, it seemed to be infected by the two of them. The entire room was filled with a strong dark aura.

"Sogo-kun, do you see the river ahead?" Kawaki whispered, "The river bank on the opposite side seems peaceful and full of flowers. I really want to go there..."

"I saw it, boss. I also saw that my hair follicles were waving to me." Sogo's eyes were dull as he whispered, "Let's go over together, let's go on the boat..."

"You're right. It's better to go over there instead of being like this." The corners of Kawaki's mouth twitched, and his eyes were lifeless as he continued, "After all, I can't be the main character in this state. I should go over there and play with everyone... Hehe, hehe..."

"Hey, pull yourself together you two." Tsukuyo while gently pinching her kiseru, walked over, standing behind the two of them, and reminding them.

"Ah, it's Tsukki." Kawaki slowly turned his head and glanced at Tsukuyo with lifeless eyes. Then, he turned back and whispered something, "We're fine, we're just here to express condolences for what we lost...hehehe...Also, don't worry. I will go to the dinner party. After all, I have become a head teacher. As long as the head teacher does his job, what is the job of the head teacher? Just go and socialize, right? Or should I just accept the fate of becoming a bald man, hehehe..."

"Yes, after all, it's rare to see a head teacher at this age..." Sogo continued in a very low voice, "At this age, people will praise them for being young and promising, ahhahaha..."

"What a useless man. They can't even take this blow. Aren't the two of you an S?" Tsukuyo gently puffed out a smoke and said with a look of disdain.

"S of S is the S in glass," Sogo replied in a low voice. "S heart is actually like glass..."

"You're right..."

Looking at the two people who had completely fallen into depression, Tsukuyo held her forehead and shook her head helplessly. Then, she turned around and walked to the table in the living room. She picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, she took out a small medicine bottle with the words "Hair Growth" written on it from her sleeve.

After doing all of this, Tsukuyo directly turned around and walked toward the door while smoking.

...

The voice of THE EDO's male host came from the TV.

[We have a report from the scenes. Ana Ketsuno? Ana Ketsuno...]

[Yes, this is Ketsuno reporting live from the scene.] Ana Ketsuno's voice came, [The sudden outbreak of hair loss in the Kabukicho has been resolved...]

Hearing this, Kawaki and Sogo instantly turned around and stared at Ana Ketsuno who wore a gas mask on the TV.

[...After investigation, it has been confirmed that the cause was a virus brought by an Amanto from Planet Namihei. The Bakufu is distributing a special cure after identifying the virus.]

"Boss!" Sogo shouted.

"Alright! Let's go to the hospital now!" Kawaki instantly stood up and shouted.

[As you can see, an extremely long line has formed for the cure. However, the Bakufu has announced that their supply will soon run out, and they will need three months to produce enough for everybody infected.]

"Three months..." Kawaki widened his eyes and looked at the TV in disbelief, "This situation will last for three months...A protagonist will be in this state for three months?"

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly glanced at the bottle of medicine on the table. At the same time, Sogo also noticed it. In an instant, their auras changed, and they rushed toward the bottle of medicine on the table at the same time.

"Kid, just wait for three months!" Kawaki pressed down on Sogo's head and fixed him on the spot, "Let me, the protagonist, recover first!"

As he spoke, Kawaki directly grabbed the bottle of medicine.

"No, the boss just said that baldness is a necessary stage in a human's life!" Sogo stretched out his foot and directly tripped Kawaki to the ground, "Speaking of which, the boss is already good enough at his age! If you work a little harder, it's very common to become a head teacher at this age!"

After saying that, Sogo passed over Kawaki and reached out his hand to the bottle of medicine on the table. At the same time, he thought to himself, 'Success!'

"No!" Kawaki, who had fallen to the ground, reached out and grabbed Sogo's leg. Sogo lost his balance and directly fell to the ground. Kawaki instantly got up and threw himself at the bottle of medicine.

"I am a lazy person! Even at the age where my teeth are off, I am only a small employee at most! I know Sogo-kun's dream! You want to be Shinsengumi's deputy chief at this age! It is almost the same as a head teacher!"

"No, that can only be regarded as a vice head at best!" Sogo stood up, hugged Kawaki, gritted his teeth, and shouted, "It has nothing to do with the head teacher or anything like that!"

"Bastard, in the end, it's you who brought the virus from outside, right?" Kawaki gritted his teeth, "Wait three more months!"

"No, I was infected by the boss!" Sogo refused to let go.

"The two of you, calm down," Tsukuyo said from the door, "Just share that special cure."

"Huh? Really?" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo, who was leaning against the door, puzzled.

"Yes." Tsukuyo nodded lightly.

"If that's the case, both of us can be saved." Kawaki turned to look at Sogo behind him, "So, Sogo-kun, let go of me quickly. I will share it with you."

After thinking for a while, Sogo shook his head and replied, "No, let me do it. I will leave some for you."

"No, let me do it! It will be very fair to split it into two parts!"

"No, it is better for me to do it! Even the bottle will be cut in half!"

"No, let me do it! I will even split the label in half!"

"Boss! I already told you to let me do it!"

"No, let me do it!"

...

Looking at the two people arguing again, Tsukuyo helplessly lowered her head and shook it. After sighing, she turned around and left again.

...

This chaotic battle only came to an end at night...

Kawaki and Sogo, whose hair had regrown, were lying on the messy floor of the room, panting.

Suddenly, Sogo couldn't help but laugh and said, "Ah, it's really interesting."

"No, I can't tell at all," Kawaki replied with a look of disdain.

"I'm referring to you, boss. It's really interesting."

"Indeed, when I went to Hanamachi in the past, women always said that." Kawaki sat up and nodded honestly.

Sogo, "..."

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