Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 406 It Is the Greatest Sin to Let Children Lose Their Sense of Adventure and Curiosity!

"What you said is completely different!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with spittle flying everywhere.

"Didn't I already say it?" Kawaki waved his hand and said disapprovingly, "Just be a person who can eat fried pork cutlets at any time. You must be content and happy, Shinpachi-kun!"

"Isn't my youth too miserable? Is it only fried pork cutlets from beginning to end?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

Hearing this, Kawaki sighed and slowly said, "Of course, I know that having something like that makes it easier to travel, but what do you need your legs for? Why do you think humans have two legs? And why must we learn to walk from an early age?"

"Ka-Kawaki-san..."

"Yes! All this is to be able to eat fried pork cutlets from all over the world!"

"Pfft!" Shinpachi immediately spat it out and immediately argued loudly without thinking, "No! It's not like that at all! Why is it for fried pork chops?! I thought you were going to say that you have to use your own power to get where you want to go!"

"Actually, the meaning is almost the same." Kawaki casually replied.

"In short, the place you want to go depends on your own efforts." Kawaki folded his hands and revealed a serious expression, "The scenery you want to see, the person you want to see, and the fried pork cutlets you want to eat. If you don't rely on your own efforts to get something, it will have no meaning at all. This is the real meaning of life!"

After saying that, Kawaki sneered, "Prop? That kind of thing is useless. It has no effect except turning you into a waste! Remember it clearly!"

"Yes, yes, that's it." [Beep—] nodded in agreement, "I think so too."

"Well, although this might be a bit rude, but..." Shinpachi narrowed his eyes at Kawaki-san, "Kawaki-san, I have already developed immunity to your deception after so many times. This level of deception can no longer fool me."

"See that?" Kawaki whispered into [Beep—]'s ear. At the same time, he glanced in Shinpachi's direction from time to time, "Is it really necessary for you to stay with him, grow with him, and help him? He actually regards adults' education as deception. This kind of child generally has no future. I think you should go back quickly."

"That..." [Beep—] glanced at Shinpachi and whispered into Kawaki's ear, "This won't do. This is a death order. If I go back, I will definitely be destroyed because I didn't complete my mission. In fact, I also want to go back, but I have no choice. I am also very distressed."

"Ah! Is that so?" Kawaki was a little surprised and continued, "You are too pitiful. You were actually forcibly assigned such a perverted task..."

"Hey, can you two not let me hear what you were whispering?" Shinpachi narrowed his eyes. The veins on his face were throbbing, "Why are you let me hear your whispers? You did it on purpose, right? You two definitely did it on purpose, right?"

"Ahem, in short, don't complain." Kawaki sat back down and cleared his throat. He then said seriously, "In the end, it is because you still don't understand the horror of desire. It is an existence that can devour all the good qualities of a person. Take the kid's handiwork in your hand...To put it casually, if others will satisfy you whatever you want, have you ever thought about the consequences in the future? "

"Consequences?" Shinpachi was puzzled, "But by the way, you just wanted to talk about the kid's handiwork, right? Even you can tell that this is the kid's handiwork, right?"

"It doesn't matter!" Kawaki said sternly, "What's important is that you don't understand the horror of desire right now! From ancient times to the present, many people have been stuck in the mud unable to extricate themselves because of their gradually expanding desires, and eventually embarked on the road of crime."

"You should be clear about it too, right?!"

"Almost 99% of the criminals committed unforgivable sins because of their own desires! Do you really understand? Do you really understand the serious consequences of human desires gradually expanding?! Once you are satisfied one time, you will want to be satisfied thousands of times!"

"If you are really satisfied every time, your outcome is already destined! Shinpachi-kun!" As he spoke, Kawaki raised his head and revealed a solemn expression, "Either you are a piece of trash that can not do anything with your own strength, or you are a monster who is devoured by desire! Do you not care about such serious consequences?! Idiot!"

"It's... it's actually that serious..." Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and muttered in disbelief.

"So, there is no need for this kind of thing at all. If you want to cook, you have to rely on your own efforts!" As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and slowly walked in front of Shinpachi. He stretched out his hand and took the Anywhere Window from Shinpachi's hand.

"I got it! Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi shouted with a touched face.

"Oh my, Seita's handiwork homework that Hinowa asked for is now finished." Kawaki's face showed some happiness, "In this way, I can request to buy a new game. Great, great!"

"The monster who was swallowed by desire should be you!" The veins on Shinpachi's face instantly bulged out, and he immediately punched Kawaki to the ceiling.

Boom!!!

"And the waste is referring to you, too! You good-for-nothing OTAKU!" Shinpachi stood up and pointed at Kawaki who was hanging on the ceiling.

[Beep—], "..."

...

"Anyway, this can only be used for lighting." Shinpachi picked up the flashlight on the table, pushed up his glasses, and continued with a look of disdain.

After saying that, Shinpachi aimed the flashlight at himself and turned on the switch expressionlessly. A pale yellow light instantly hit Shinpachi's face... Indeed, it could only be used as a light source.

After nearly ten seconds of silence, Shinpachi turned off the flashlight expressionlessly.

"Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait a minute!" [Beep—] hurriedly explained, "There's really nothing I can do about this!"

Shinpachi raised his eyes and looked at [Beep—] with disdain.

"Really, listen to me, listen to me," [Beep—] smiled apologetically and continued, "Actually, that one has just been made. It is a trial work. I will give you the finished product later. Just use that one and be patient for now."

"Forget it. It can still be used for lighting anyway." Shinpachi looked at the flashlight in his hand and said expressionlessly.

"Right? It's very useful, very useful!" [Beep—] said in an exaggerated manner. Then, he winked and said, "Think about it, little brother, if you ran to buy a magazine at night, but accidentally dropped the money under the vending machine..."

"...After that, little brother, you can use this flashlight to find the money under the vending machine and successfully buy the book!"

"Please don't treat me as an idiot!" Shinpachi complained, then sighed, put the flashlight back on the table, and leaned against the sofa, "I was looking forward to it. I'm such a fool~"

"What are you talking about?!" [Beep—], who felt that he had been underestimated, instantly picked up the last prop on the table - the bamboo wings, and argued loudly, "This, this is really amazing! This is real! You can fly in the sky if you wear it on your head!"

Shinpachi narrowed his eyes slightly, his face full of disdain, "Really? You said that it can fly in the sky. But the truth is that only that thing can fly, right?"

"No, no! This is real! It can really make people fly!"

Hearing this, Shinpachi reluctantly took the bamboo wings from [Beep—] and stood up, "This, just wear it on your head, right?"

"Yes." [Beep—] nodded.

Although he still didn't believe it, Shinpachi still stuck the bamboo wings on his head. Then, the propeller at the front of this simple airplane model began to rotate slowly, and the speed of rotation continued to increase...

"But, that..."

[Beep—] was just about to say something when he was interrupted by Shinpachi's scream.

"WAHHH!"

Driven by the bamboo wings, which can only fly forward, backward, left, and right, at extremely fast speeds, Shinpachi continuously knocked against Yorozuya's walls...

...

"I said..." Shinpachi, whose face was badly battered, sat back down on the sofa. He pointed to the bamboo wings on the table that had been smashed into pieces and said, "Besides this glide type, are there any helicopter types?"

"Ah, yes, I brought it along." [Beep—] nodded, and then began to search through the mosaic on his abdomen again...

...

In short, Shinpachi, who was tortured once again by the helicopter-shaped bamboo wings that could only rotate his body, sat down again with a speechless expression and a cervical collar on his neck.

"That's why I told you not to rely too much on props." Kawaki, who had already pulled his head out of the ceiling, crossed his legs and crossed his arms as he sat on the sofa.

"Yes, little brother, have you learned your lesson?" [Beep—] continued.

"Then tell me in detail. What exactly can you do for me?" Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and asked with a look of disdain.

"Little brother, you can't rely too much on others." [Beep—]'s face was slightly solemn. He slowly said, "If you only rely on props or me, your future will not change. Little brother, I will basically just stay by your side. Well, that being said, sometimes I may bring out props or I listen to your complaints, but I basically do not intend to help you with anything."

"Listen, the reason why children's sense of adventure and curiosity disappear is because of those "dragons who can raise the dead by collecting seven beads" and "cat-shaped robots that can do anything if you ask for help" fault."

"Hey... Isn't this completely denying your own existence?" Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and complained with a speechless face.

"I'm not a cat... It's not about that!" [Beep—] quickly shook his head and glanced at Kawaki, who was beside him. He continued, As this person said, it's better to do it with your own power than to use props to do it easily! Moreover, you should have noticed, right? What you want is not convenient props at all, but more hope that the robot will be there for you!"

"It's not a relative, a brother, or a pet, but it is a more cordial existence than a friend! It can accept bad things, embarrassing things, anything. Such an existence is more important! Is there such a person for little brother?"

At the same time, Shinpachi thought of a certain two people who would only laugh at him in a sinister way. He then looked at Kawaki, who was already drowsy on the sofa opposite him because of [Beep—]'s endless chatter. He suddenly felt disappointed and lowered his head heavily.

"You don't, right? But don't worry! Little brother and I are friends from now on." [Beep—] asked softly, "Right?"

Hearing this, Shinpachi raised his head again. His eyes were full of emotion and he responded softly, "Yes."

Then, Shinpachi and [Beep—] reached out and shook hands at the same time.

"Please give me more advice in the future, Connor." [Beep—] chuckled.

"Connor?" Shinpachi had a puzzled look on his face.

"Eh?" [Beep—] withdrew his hand, scratched his head, and once again extended his hand to point at Shinpachi with a refreshing smile on his face as he shouted, "Connor!"

"Connor?" Shinpachi pointed at himself in confusion. Then, he turned around and looked around in confusion.

"You are... Connor Shinpachi, right?"

"It's Shimura Shinpachi..." Shinpachi replied expressionlessly.

A few seconds later, [Beep—] slowly got up. After walking past the sleeping Kawaki, he expressionlessly walked toward the desk, opened the drawer, and entered...

Just as [Beep—] was about to close the drawer, he looked at Shinpachi and said, "I'm sorry, I got the wrong person..."

As soon as he finished speaking, [Beep—] closed the drawer...

(End.)

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