Maybe a Fake Gintama

Covered by a dirty quilt that was fully patched and squatting behind the screen while listening to the non-stop noise of four people playing UNO cards from behind. Gintoki could only eat peanuts while silently shedding tears.

'Why? Why do I have to fall to this extent?' Gintoki was depressed, 'Did I do something bad? I was suddenly pulled to a strange Stand Inn to work and was inexplicably scolded. I was so tired at work every day, but I couldn't sleep at night because of UNO. And the food was only persimmon flavor peanuts... This humiliation... I can't stand it anymore!'

Looking at the peanuts in his hand, Gintoki finally couldn't bear it anymore. He burst out all the anger in his heart and crushed the peanuts. His expression also became ferocious. His small dead fish eyes burst out a breathtaking cold light. It was... the eyes of revenge...

'I won't swallow my anger anymore...' Gintoki gritted his teeth and made a decision in his heart, 'This time... I will definitely... absolutely...!!'

"It's that look," Rei suddenly passed through the wall and appeared next to Gintoki, "I have been waiting for that kind of look. From the first time we met, I believed that you were a man who could make changes in this inn. I was also angry with the fact that I was almost exhausted by work yet my meager salary was all taken by the proprietress."

After saying that, Rei turned to look at Gintoki, who was still a little confused and continued, "Gin, in my opinion, you have the potential to be a Stand user who can rival the proprietress. Let me be your Stand, so join me in launching reforms in this hot spring inn!"

After saying that, Rei reached out to Gintoki.

"That..." Gintoki scratched his head, "I just made up my mind to find that idiot to squeeze for a night because I couldn't sleep because of the noise today."

"..." Rei was silent for a few seconds before speaking again, "Are you testing me because you are worrying that I'm the proprietress spy? Not bad, you should still be cautious in this situation. As expected of the man I like. But you can rest assured about this. I'm not the proprietress spy."

"Please spare me. I haven't slept for two days. Can you let me sleep peacefully?" Gintoki lowered his head and sighed, "I have already made up my mind to go find that idiot and sleep in his for a night, and you popped out to talk about such a troublesome matter."

"Gin..."

"Can you really win?" Gintoki raised his head and his eyes finally became serious, "The proprietress Stand..."

"The strongest Stand of Senboukyou "TAGOSAKU", the proprietress' husband who died ten years ago who joined hands with the proprietress to control this Senboukyou Hot Spring Inn after he passed away," Rei explained unhurriedly, and a rare trace of seriousness appeared on her face, "I don't need to say anything. An ordinary Stand wouldn't be a match for it even if they joined forces. However, an evil spirit can only be dealt with by an evil spirit."

Hearing this, Gintoki snorted softly and then reached out his hand to the hand that Rei handed over...

That night, Gintoki joined forces with Rei and used peanuts to bribe the three people in briefs...

...

The next day, Gintoki did not do anything unexpected throughout the morning. He continued to work obediently to ensure that no clues were found.

However, at noon...

Outside Senboukyou's door, a group of Stands working for the inn lined up on both sides of the road. At the same time, they bowed their heads to welcome Tokugawa Ieyasu.

The proprietress, Oiwa, had already taken the lead to run out to welcome them. Gintoki and Rei led the briefs trio, watching this scene from afar in the inn.

But to be honest, Ieyasu was indeed more famous than the briefs trio. Just the subordinates who surrounded him were almost hundreds of Stand, and he was also carried by a group of Stand as he traveled.

Looking at the brief trio on the other side, although they were once famous in history, because of a certain idiot, now they only had underwear on their bodies. Thinking of this, Gintoki inexplicably felt that the brief trio in front of him was somewhat pitiful.

...

"Sure enough, Ieyasu came," Gintoki put away the telescope and curled his lips. Then he turned to look at the three people who were staring at each other. He shouted, "Listen up, Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi. Your mission is the same as what I told you last night. You have to do all kinds of things to anger Ieyasu and mess up the whole welcoming meeting, then let the evaluation of this inn slip and destroy the entire hot spring inn in one fell swoop! Do you understand?"

Looking at the three people who were completely ignoring his words and were still angry with each other, Gintoki sighed and then said again, "Rei, think of a way to throw the three of them into the hole to accompany that idiot."

"Understood," Rei replied.

"I'm sorry! We will work hard!" The three of them knelt down in front of Gintoki at the same time, "Please don't do that!"

'It's still better to use that idiot.' Gintoki was secretly delighted in his heart. Then, he looked at the peanut in his hand and hook the corners of his mouth in disdain, 'What peanut? Is it comparable to that idiot? It seems that the proprietress of this inn doesn't know the wonderful use of that idiot!'

...

In the afternoon, in the male bath changing room, Gintoki, Rei and the brief trio were secretly lying in wait here.

"All in all, let's go into the bath first," Gintoki whispered, "As long as someone enters the bath, anyone will become defenseless."

"A surprise attack tactic? It reminds me of Honnoji Temple." Mitsuhide sighed slightly.

Nobunaga was a little unhappy and grabbed Mitsuhide's neck, "I say, you are not reflecting on yourself, right? Why do you want to think of Honnoji Temple? I don't want to recall it at all!"

"All of you, be quiet!" Gintoki turned around and reminded them in a low voice. However, Gintoki saw a figure walking over from the corner of his eyes, "Hey, someone is here. It's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it!"

Looking at Ieyasu, who was wearing only an official hat and boxing underwear, Gintoki felt a little emotional, "As expected of someone who has conquered the country. Underwear is also different. That's special underwear for boxers. It's gorgeous underwear that is one level higher than ours. In comparison, your underwear is dirty. No wonder you can't unify the country."

"I have unified the country before." Hideyoshi, who was not far behind Gintoki, said.

"When did you unify?" Gintoki turned his face away and ridiculed with a face full of contempt, "Before unifying, wipe off the crap behind your ass first, bastard!"

"Gin, he's here. What should we do?" Rei turned her head and asked.

"Hideyoshi..."

"Yes."

"Exchange the boxer underwear that Ieyasu took off with your underwear," Gintoki ordered.

"Really? No," Hideyoshi said with reluctance on his face, "I don't want the kind of underwear worn by an uncle."

"People who have underwear like yours don't even want it?!"

"Wait a minute," Mitsuhide took off his underwear and said unhappily, "Isn't it a little too biased to only give it to Hideyoshi? I can get boxers' underwear. Let me come and go!"

"What are you going to do?" Gintoki turned his head and shouted in a low voice, "Who would want your unclean but clean underwear?"

Then, looking at the trio who was fighting for the boxers' underwear, Gintoki complained with black lines on his head, "Why are you fighting so hard for the underwear of an uncle? It's disgusting!"

"Gin, Ieyasu has already soaked in." Spirit reminded.

"Alright, start the assault!" Gintoki looked at the three people who had already decided the victor and shouted, "You guys can just fart in the hot spring as much as you want!"

"Really? Spare me," Hideyoshi, who had already changed into boxers' underwear, frowned and complained, "It wasn't easy to get a beautiful boxers' underwear, now you want me to dirty it again?"

Looking at the stain on Hideyoshi's underwear, Gintoki complained, "It's already dirty. It's obviously stained with crap, how dirty is your butt?"

At this moment, a handsome man with orange hair in a ponytail with a towel around his waist walked into the changing room from the hot spring with a refreshing look on his face.

"Gintoki..." Kawaki's eyes lit up, "If you were here, I would have asked you to help me scrub my back. A person can't rub his back alone. It's really distressing~"

"Do you want me to peel off a layer of your skin? Bastard!"

"I'm joking," Kawaki smiled, "No matter what, I don't want to be rubbed on the back by a good-for-nothing uncle like you."

Seeing that Gintoki was about to get angry, Kawaki quickly changed into Senboukyou's bathrobe and walked to the door without looking back. However, just as he was about to step out of the door, Kawaki stopped and gave Gintoki a thumbs up. He smiled and said, "Work hard, Gintoki."

After that, Kawaki turned around and left without looking back.

"That idiot really thought I was working here..." Gintoki was a little speechless. Then, he turned to look at the trio, who was squatting in a corner and shivering with their heads held in their hands because of Kawaki's appearance, "Hey, the assault has begun. Stand up quickly! Speaking of which, aren't you guys too afraid of him?"

The three of them stood up reluctantly and followed Gintoki to the hot spring...

...

"Ah, yes~" Gintoki, who was soaking in the hot spring, looked at Ieyasu who was also enjoying the hot spring not far away, "It's really a good hot spring~"

"Indeed," Ieyasu responded.

"Listen well, you will fart at the same time after I count five times," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "To the point where you can even crap, understand?"

The three people surrounding Gintoki nodded at the same time in different voices.

"Five... four... three... two... one!"

Just as he finished counting, Gintoki suddenly realized that the brief trio had all their butts aimed at him!

'Not good!'

Boom !!!!

Along with the splash, Gintoki was thrown several meters high into the sky, and then heavily fell to the ground at the side...

'You brief trio, you actually betrayed me!'

"Gin!" Rei hurriedly came over and bent down to check on Gintoki's condition, "Are you alright?"

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