Maybe a Fake Gintama

.Looking at Kawaki's eyes that couldn't stop emitting a cold light, as well as that dangerous smile on his face, Shinpachi and Yamazaki swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time.

"If you don't say anything, then..." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled. Then, he raised his index finger and said, "I'll kill them~"

"AHHHH!!!" Shinpachi and Yamazaki had never seen such a scene before. They instantly screamed.

"Wait, Kawaki." Gintoki suddenly said.

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi instantly burst into tears and sobbed, "I knew that even if the whole world suspected me, Gin-san would still stand on my side..."

But before Shinpachi could finish being moved, he heard Gintoki continue to say, "Well, after the final chapter is over, where are we going to collect our performance fees?"

"Is that all you want to ask?!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with red eyes.

"Ah, that, it should be directly transferred to the account left on the contract we signed before entering the crew." Kawaki thought quietly for a while, then raised his head and replied.

"Is there such a thing?!" Shinpachi frantically complained, "I don't remember! And, is this time to talk about these things?!"

"After all, it's been nearly a year and a lot of hard work. If the salary is delayed, it will be very distressing." Gintoki picked his nose up and replied casually, "Have you forgotten? Because we did not sign a contract before entering the group in the studio next door, causing the original author, Gorilla, still owes us our payroll."

"No more that kind of thing!"

"Then, let's continue," Kawaki turned around again, bent down, and looked at Yamazaki, Shinpachi, and Old Man Musashi who was sitting on the ground eating and drinking with a smile, "Since no one has any objections, then I declare that all of them will be executed!"

"Stop for a moment! Give us a chance to defend ourselves!" Shinpachi hurriedly said, "We're just a suspect! If the suspicion is cleared, won't we be able to prove our innocence?!"

"That makes sense." Kawaki thought for a moment and nodded. Then he looked at Gintoki, Toshiro, and the others behind him, "What do you think?"

"No, it's too troublesome. Rather than listening to them talk so much nonsense, it's better to just cut it off." Gintoki dug his nose and said somewhat impatiently.

"Yorozuya's boss is right. Since it's already the final chapter, it means that even the decent ones will inevitably sacrifice. Let's start with the plot where they died while fighting the final boss. That's it." Sogo raised an index finger and said.

"Indeed, in an ordinary fighting manga, some insignificant characters will die before the end. This kind of plot is widespread in this era." Kawaki nodded and slowly analyzed, "Alright, so the suspect's unreasonable request is rejected! Maintain the original sentence!"

"Hey! Isn't it too casual!!!" Shinpachi and Yamazaki shouted at the same time.

"Um, please wait a moment, Judge." Toshiro suddenly said.

"Cherryzaki's defense lawyer, Hijikata Toshiro, do you have anything to say?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"Deputy Chief..." Yamazaki's eyes were filled with tears as he muttered emotionally, "I knew you wouldn't give up on me. You wouldn't give up on any of Shinsengumi's members so easily..."

"Actually, I think it's inappropriate for all three of them to die together," Toshiro said as he gently puffed out a mouthful of smoke, "I think we still need to carefully investigate and collect evidence."

"Deputy Chief..." Yamazaki's silent tears had already covered his entire face.

"This is the monitoring report that Yamazaki handed over previously. I hope it can become the evidence of Yamazaki's crimes." As he spoke, Toshiro took out a piece of paper that was filled with the word [Anpan] that emitted dense resentment.

"Deputy Chief! Why did it turn into pointing at me in the end?" Yamazaki complain madly, "And why did you use that kind of thing as evidence?!"

"Indeed, this resentment can be clearly captured with the naked eye." Kawaki found it difficult to look directly at the paper in Toshiro's hand. He could not help but take two steps back, then turned his head and pointed at Yamazaki on the ground. He said harshly, "Do you have anything else to say?! Cherryzaki!!"

"Of course there is! How can having a grudge against Anpan prove that I am the final boss?! You are too cruel!" Yamazaki retorted without hesitation.

"No, this kind of resentment that has begun to turn into darkness is the darkness that can easily help you grow your inner darkness. It will be terrible if this continues!" Kawaki analyzed seriously, "You will definitely become the final boss!"

"There is no logic at all!" Yamazaki shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice. Then, he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly shouted, "What's the motive?! What's the motive for me to become the final boss?!"

"How can we know that kind of question, idiot?" Kawaki replied without hesitation.

"In other words, without a motive, you directly insist that I am the final boss?! Isn't that too strange?!"

"From the thick resentment in your words, even if it is not the final boss, it is almost the same." Kawaki made a decisive decision, "The verdict of this case is that Shinsengumi's Yamazaki-kun is unable to prove his innocence and is sentenced to death. Immediately carry it out."

"Hey!!!"

"Someone, drag him away."

After Kawaki finished speaking, two Hyakka members instantly left the room. One of them grabbed Yamazaki's arm and quickly left.

No one present paid any attention to Yamazaki, who was still frantically arguing even after being dragged away...

After a while, Yamazaki's scream came from outside the door, but it was only a scream, it soon stopped and no one paid attention to it.

"Alright, it's your turn now!" Kawaki glanced at the remaining two suspects.

"No! Didn't you already declare Yamazaki as the final boss? Why do we have to continue this trial?" Shinpachi roared.

However, Kawaki didn't care at all. He bent over and put his ear in front of Old Man Mushashi. In the next five minutes, Old Man Mushashi didn't say a word yet Kawaki nodded from time to time. Sometimes, he even made a confused sound. In the end...

"I know, I know, it's really touching..." Kawaki wiped away his tears and cried, "Then, I declare that Old Man Mushashi is innocent!!!"

The rest of the people present, except for Shinpachi, were all covering their eyes and sobbing.

"Wu... It's really too touching." Toshiro wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then raised his thumb and cried, "Old Man Mushashi, please pull yourself together. I will help you!"

"Me too!" The rest of the people echoed.

The expressionless and silent Shinpachi remained silent for a long time before he took a deep breath and roared, "You bastards!! Old Man Mushashi clearly didn't say anything! Why are you acting like you just watched a tear-provoking movie?!"

"Shinpachi-kun, isn't life sometimes like a movie?" Kawaki asked back, and then his face showed a trace of reluctance, "But I didn't expect that Old Man Mushashi's life was so inspiring and teary-eyed... I was so touched!"

"I didn't hear anything at all, bastard!!"

Ignoring Shinpachi, Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then raised his head to announce, "Alright! Old Man Mushashi is innocent, please leave early."

After hearing this, Old Man Mushashi stood up with the side dishes and wine on the ground, turned around, and left slowly.

Kawaki and the rest of the group looked at Old Man Mushashi slowly leaving back, unable to calm down for a long time.

"Alright, it's your turn now. Shinpachi-kun, if you have anything you want to say, say it all. This is your last." Kawaki turned around and looked at Shinpachi as he slowly said.

"Why are you so sure that it will be the last!" Shinpachi cursed, but then he thought of something, 'No! No! That's not right! At this time, I should be silent like Old Man Mushashi! If I don't speak, I can definitely clear my suspicion!'

Thinking of this, Shinpachi's eyes lit up. He gently raised the corner of his mouth and chose to remain silent.

Kawaki was not dissatisfied at all. Like how he treated Old Man Mushashi, he bent down and pricked up his ears. In the following five minutes, Kawaki maintained this posture and nodded from time to time. In the end...

"It's completely clear!" Kawaki stood up straight, crossed his arms, and nodded. "Then, I declare that Shinpachi will be sentenced to death!"

"Pfft!" Shinpachi couldn't help but spit out, "Why I didn't say a word!"

However, the rest of the people on the side all looked at Shinpachi with disgust.

"No matter what, isn't that too much? Shinpachi," Gintoki frowned and scolded, "No matter how you say it, you can't want to destroy the world for such a boring reason."

"Yes, yes." The rest of them nodded in agreement.

"Yes, my ass!" Shinpachi spat, "What reason? I didn't say anything at all, you bastard!!"

Ignoring Shinpachi, Kawaki clapped his hands again, "Come..."

Before he could finish his words, Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him, "Wait a minute! If works, everyone here has the potential to be the final boss! And it's the kind with sufficient reasons!"

"There are some things that can't be said randomly, Shinpachi." Gintoki reminded.

"Shut up! You naturally wavy hair!" Shinpachi replied without hesitation. Then, he turned to look at Kawaki and continued, "If you don't believe me, how about we try it?! Judge, can you listen to me?"

Kawaki pondered quietly for a moment before nodding, "Sure, I'll give you three minutes."

"First of all, it's you Gin-san!" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and shouted hatefully, "If there comes a day in this world where the selling of strawberry parfait is banned and turned into a prohibited product, what will you do?!"

"It's better to destroy this kind of world." Gintoki blurted out without thinking, but quickly covered his mouth, "Judge, this is sophistry!"

"No, this is what you really think!" Shinpachi retorted and then looked at Kagura, "Kagura-chan, if vinegar kelp becomes a prohibited product in this world one day, what will you do?!"

"There is no meaning for such a world to exist-aru." Kagura replied without hesitation.

"Look, look! All of you are the same!" A hint of madness gradually appeared on Shinpachi's face, "And Hijikata-san, if one day mayonnaise and cigarettes all become a prohibited product in this world, what will you do?!"

"I will personally destroy this world..."

"Kawaki-san, if all the FPS games in this world become prohibited products and cannot be sold..."

"It's better to destroy this world as soon as possible."

"Gorilla! If one day bananas in this world become prohibited product..."

"Of course it's destruction... Hey, wait! Why is it a banana?"

"Look! All of you have the potential to become the final boss!" Shinpachi's face was expressionless as he added, "So if you want to kill me, it's better for all the staff to die!"

Everyone was silent.

"But..." Shinpachi's expression changed slightly, and he said softly, "Perhaps we will all be deprived of what we like, and we will have the urge to destroy this world in the depths of our hearts. But this does not mean that we are all villains, right? This should be human nature, right? Rather than making wild guesses here, why don't we work hard together and find our ending together in this final chapter?"

"Then, what do you think we should do?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"I don't know, but if we work together, I think we will find the answer." Shinpachi sighed softly and then revealed a big smile.

"Everyone... together?" Kawaki whispered softly, and then smiled, "Well, then let's go and find it together! Now I declare that everyone is innocent!"

"Yes!" Shinpachi cheered, then suddenly thought of something. He turned to look at Kawaki and asked, "Well, Kawaki-san. You said it will be the final chapter, but when is the final chapter? Until then, let's work hard together."

"Let me see," Kawaki took out a thick script from his bosom, and after flipping through it for a few minutes, he raised his head and replied, "About half a year later."

Everyone: "..."

"And then, there's the second part of the final chapter, the theatrical version, the final chapter of the final chapter, the real final chapter, and rumors?"Kawaki flipped through the script and continued. He completely did not notice that the faces of the people beside him were completely dark.

"In short, that's about it. I don't know exactly when it will be scheduled." Kawaki looked up and said with a smile.

"What kind of joke is this? You said it's the final chapter, I can't see the ending at all, bastard!!" Gintoki's eyes were white, and his veins were bulging, "What kind of final chapter is this?! It's too long!! Replace it with animation and it can be broadcasted several times!"

"No, this has nothing to do with me..." Kawaki replied weakly.

"Die! Today is your final chapter!!" Everyone, including Shinpachi, rushed toward Kawaki.

After that, Kawaki's screams, which sounded like a pig being slaughtered, came from the room...

(This chapter is over.)

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