Maybe a Fake Gintama

Subsequently, under the care of Gintoki and Toshiro, the pilot of the spaceship could only change directions and speed up toward Earth!

...

On the other side, Earth.

After a day of patrolling, Kawaki dragged his tired steps back to his room. After a simple tidy-up, he ate dinner as usual. However, it was very different. During the whole dinner time, Kawaki did not say a word.

After dinner, he did not sit in front of the computer and indulge in the game world like he usually did. Instead, he took a shower and fell asleep.

At dinner, seeing Kawaki like this. Seita originally wanted to say something, but in the end, he was stopped by Hinowa. The words he wanted to say were swallowed back into his stomach.

Tsukuyo's situation was actually similar to Kawaki, but because Tsukuyo usually did not talk much, at first glance, it could not be seen that she was any different from usual.

In fact, Kawaki had advised Tsukuyo before that she could go to the space like Gintoki and the others, but the latter rolled her eyes at him, and Kawaki, who was making fun of himself, did not mention this matter anymore...

...

Kawaki rarely completed the feat of getting up early in bed by himself before Tsukuyo entered the door. In the past, this could be called a miracle. However, after the offline meeting, this miracle happened every day.

It was still the same breakfast time that ended in a strange silence.

After breakfast, as if he was used to it, Kawaki stood at the door of his room and gathered a group of Hyakka members to prepare for the day's work.

However, this time, before Kawaki gave the order, Tsukuyo, who was reading documents in front of the table in the room, looked at the message she had just received on her phone. She slowly stood up and came to Kawaki's side, and said lightly, "Found it. The address is the parking lot of the GEO Kabukicho branch."

Hearing this, Kawaki lowered his head. After a long silence, Kawaki's shoulders began to shake violently. At the same time, Kawaki's broken laughter rang out.

"Huhuhuhahahaha..." Kawaki raised his head and his eyes widened in a rare way. He looked at the group of Hyakka members in front of him with his teeth bared, "You guys, today's task, come with me and hit that bastard hard!"

"Yes!!" xn

...

Kawaki and Tsukuyo led the group of Hyakka members toward Kabukicho.

The passers-by saw the special aura bursting out from Kawaki's body, and they all avoided him, afraid that they would get into trouble if they don't avoid him. As for Tsukuyo, although she was silent all the time, you could understand Tsukuyo's mood slightly through her regular and unhurried pace and her expressionless face.

Just as Kawaki and the others were getting closer and closer to their destination, six special passengers walked out of the Earth's terminal(space station). Five of them were screwdrivers, and the other was a man with disheveled silver hair and dead fish eyes.

However, the dead fish's eyes burst out with intense killing intent at this time, not to mention the other five people, who were obviously furious and on the verge of losing their sanity.

"Now is..." Gintoki said.

"The real hunting moment!" ×5

"Let's go!"

After saying that, the six of them walked out of the terminal entrance. At the same time, Sacchan and Katsura, who were hiding in the dark, snorted at the same time. They turned around and rushed to the same destination from another direction.

...

Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and the others were about to reach their destination. They were probably only a few hundred meters away, and the signboard of the shop could already be seen with the naked eye.

As the distance got closer and closer, Kawaki gradually restrained his fierce expression, and the special aura on his body was gradually retracted by Kawaki.

Seeing this, Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki with some doubt.

Seeing Tsukuyo's puzzled eyes, Kawaki smiled calmly and said, "Tsukki, do you know how wild beasts hunt? They won't pounce on their prey from the beginning. Instead, they will suppress their temper step by step, until they enter a range where they can kill with one strike. Then, they will open their bloody mouths and swallow their prey in one bite."

Seeing the cold light that inadvertently flashed in Kawaki's eyes, Tsukuyo snorted and did not say anything.

A few minutes later, Kawaki and the others finally arrived at the door of this store. Before Kawaki entered, the entire ground suddenly began to shake violently. The store in front of them was divided into two halves from the middle and gradually separated.

At the same time, the UFO, which was emitting a golden color, slowly rotated from the ground and rose up...

"Aiya, I've bought enough." The mustache alien gamer stood in front of the console in the main control room of the UFO, constantly controlling the flying saucer, "This way, there's nothing left to linger on Earth."

Behind the mustache alien gamer, the thick-lipped alien gamer squatted on the ground. Looking at the various game consoles that were piled up on a hill in front of him, he could not help but complain, "You've bought too many games, haven't you?"

"Alright, let's go." As he spoke, he pressed the acceleration button.

Two seconds later, seeing that there was no reaction from the UFO, he asked in confusion, "Eh? What happened?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the alarm of the spaceship rang out, and it rang out incessantly.

"The spaceship has been invaded! Both the engine room and the weapon depot have been invaded!" Looking at the big screen in front of him, the thick-lipped alien gamer hurriedly reminded, "Senior! What should we do?!"

"Eh? What happened? What happened?" The mustache alien gamer quickly pulled out the surveillance of the engine room and the weapon depot, only to see dozens of Hyakka members divided into two teams, wantonly destroying the interior of the flying saucer.

"A group of strange women" The thick-lipped alien gamer added.

"It's okay, as long as the screws are not removed, the flying saucer will be fine." The mustache alien gamer comforted himself, "It's just a group of women, they can't do anything!"

However, the mustache alien gamer had obviously underestimated Hyakka's combat ability. In a short while, the entire engine room, including the weapon depot, had all been destroyed.

Those Hyakka members who were constantly shouting "[Bring back Kawaki-sama's [Beep—]!" now finally broke out all their anger.

"Senior! Didn't you say it's okay!? What should we do in this situation now?!" The thick-lipped alien gamer was visibly panicked.

The mustache alien gamer hurriedly replied, "Don't panic. As long as they can't enter the main control room, we will be fine..."

However, before he finished speaking, two kunai were already pressed against the necks of the two alien gamers.

"Don't move." Tsukuyo, who was holding two kunai, reminded them calmly.

The two alien gamers raised their hands.

"Hey, baby, do you know? I've already held it to my limit." Kawaki, who was carrying an umbrella on his shoulder with one hand, stood behind Tsukuyo. Then, he raised his head and widened his eyes, "I can't wait to get shot your XX, scum monkeys."

"Stop the spaceship first." Tsukuyo moved the two kunai toward the necks of the two alien gamers.

"I can't do that, but if you can stop it, you can try it. The engine room has been dismantled just now, and the ship can no longer be stopped."The mustache alien gamer replied, "If you don't dismantle the main body, this ship will continue to fly. However, if it is not a special type of screwdriver, it is impossible. Hehehe..."

Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and glanced at the main body behind him. He saw that on the main section, there was a screw that was very compatible with the number of sides that Gintoki's stick had changed into!

"Screwdriver? This kind of thing needs that kind of thing to be removed? Hahahaha..." Kawaki turned around and walked toward the main body step by step. At the same time, he gradually clenched the umbrella in his hand, "It is indeed very convenient to have that kind of thing that saves time and energy, but..."

As he spoke, Kawaki had already arrived in front of the main body and slowly raised the umbrella in his hand. Then, he used all the strength in his body to fiercely wave it down, "I just like this kind of detour (labor)! Bastards!!"

At the same time, the group of Hyakka members shouted at the same time, "For Kawaki-sama's XX!!"

BOOM!!

As expected, the entire main body was smashed into pieces by Kawaki. At the same time, a dazzling white light burst out...

A few seconds later, the white light gradually dissipated. Because of this white light, Tsukuyo returned to her original appearance.

"No... impossible..." The mustache alien gamer widened his eyes and looked at Kawaki in disbelief, "How could someone destroy the main body with brute force... Who the hell are you?!"

After feeling that a certain part was restored, Kawaki took a deep breath and exhaled. Then, he turned around and revealed a smile that anyone who looked at it would feel extremely harmonious, "You asked me who I am? I was just waiting for an opportunity to hunt monkeys. Do you understand, scum monkeys?!"

...

When Gintoki and the others arrived at the scene, they only saw a tattered flying saucer on the ground that was still emitting smoke, as well as two alien gamers who were tied up to the side. They were beaten until they were on the verge of death and their bodies were stripped naked. A certain mosaic part was changed into a game console and a handle...

"Our... bodies... What should we do?" ×6

...

It had already been two weeks since Kawaki and Tsukuyo saw Gintoki, Sogo, and the other on the street again.

Gintoki, who had his head lowered and had nothing to live for, looked like his entire body had been hollowed out. Behind him were Kagura and Shinpachi, who had already returned to normal.

On the other side, Sogo also had the same expression. Behind Sogo was the same expressionless Toshiro who had returned to normal.

"Long time no see, you have already returned to normal. This is great." Kawaki looked at them and greeted them at the same time.

"Hi..." Gintoki and Sogo responded weakly at the same time.

"What happened to them?" Kawaki looked at Toshiro and Kagura.

"Kawaki-san, the doctor you introduced... is too amazing..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "That can't be described as simple Sadist anymore. That's the God of the Sadist! Gin-san and Okita-san are not even on the list in front of her!"

"Hahaha, she has that kind of personality." Kawaki laughed.

"Right," Shinpachi suddenly thought of something and took out a package from his pocket, "Miss Sapphee asked me to pass this on to you."

Looking at the package in front of him that was filled with resentment, Kawaki's face was filled with rejection.

"No, no need. There's no need for a souvenir or something!" Kawaki rejected righteously.

"No, I already said that this is from Miss Sapphee..."

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, Kawaki turned around and left.

Just as Kawaki thought that he had avoided a calamity, the package in Shinpachi's hand suddenly flew up from Shinpachi's hand and quickly rushed toward Kawaki.

BOOM!!

Today in Edo, a beautiful mushroom cloud appeared in the sky...

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