Maybe a Fake Gintama

[Don't be so intense~] Kawaki waved his hand and replied indifferently: [In short, if you want to complain, you should try the power first. I believe you won't complain like this after you try...]

After saying that, row after row of mosaic objects appeared on the ground in front of Kawaki.

[Don't thank me. Just take it.] Kawaki said again.

[Who wants it! This kind of thing!] Shinpachi crazily retorted, but just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi saw that Gintoki, Kagura, and Tsukuyo had already bent down to pick up the items.

[You guys don't pick up that kind of thing! Hey!]

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly felt the entire ground shake. He hurriedly turned his head and saw a bustling army of pig-headed people rushing toward them.

[More prey has arrived! Are you ready? You guys!] Kawaki walked in front of everyone and pulled out his mosaic knife.

[Understood!] x3

Tsukuyo, Gintoki, and Kagura stood at Kawaki's side. At the same time, they pulled out their weapons. What was worth mentioning was that after the [Beep—]'s upgrade, their weapons were also covered in mosaic tiles.

[Your heads must have been splashed with sulfuric acid! And now is not the time to do this! If this goes on, there will be no end! We will be trapped in the Novice Village for the rest of our lives!]

Kawaki pointed at level 80 floating above his head and explained with some disapproval: [No, I just feel that we should at least level up and then take risks. Just wait a little longer. I'm still ten levels away from the max level!]

[There's no need! Why are you so cautious at a time like this?! Are you Seiya Ryuuguuin? There's no need! Our mission is not to defeat the Demon Lord!]

Three large red exclamation marks appeared on Kawaki's head: [Amazing! There's actually a Demon Lord in this world!]

[No!]

...

In the distance, on a high mountain peak, a hunter whose head was wrapped in a gray cloth and only two eyes were exposed was silently watching Kawaki's group.

[Humph...]

[It seems that a group of very interesting guys has come...]

...

In a forest outside the Novice Village.

Kawaki and the others were leisurely walking through the forest path.

Shinpachi complained: [If you do that kind of thing, you can no longer go back to the city. Now the whole server is looking for us. I heard that the game officials have started to solicit our information with a lot of rare equipment as rewards, including the only holy sword EX-curry stick in this game..]

Kawaki replied indifferently: [That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore, and even the legendary EX curry stick may not be as good as my holy sword [Beep—] curry stick that has been strengthened with thousands of [Beep—]!]

[With the addition of that kind of thing, it can no longer be called a Holy Sword, Kawaki-san,] Shinpachi silently retorted: [It's just a wretched object with a mosaic on it.]

Then, Shinpachi looked at the conspicuous red LV99 on Kawaki and the others' heads and typed again: [Speaking of you guys, can you stop being so ostentatious? Can you hide the level? It's already a red name, Ah! The red ones are dazzling, you bastards! By the way, do you guys really understand? Players who are wanted by the game administrator once, will never even think about entering this game again!]

[Hmph, do you really think that I didn't consider anything?] Kawaki snorted: [Why do you think I made such a big fuss? Why do you think I want the game official to add our names to the wanted list?]

[! ! !] Shinpachi suddenly thought of a certain possibility: [Could it be that Kawaki-san did it on purpose?! Rather than aimlessly searching in the game, why not cause a sensation and attract the two gamers?]

[That... that's what it means.] Kawaki replied: [Shinpachi, you are really smart. You can guess my intentions so easily... ahahaha...]

Gintoki, who was at the side seeing Kawaki like this, Kagura and Tsukuyo silently complained in their mind, 'No, this idiot definitely didn't think this way.'

[As expected of Kawaki-san, who is a veteran gamer.] Shinpachi praised, [To actually came up with such a wonderful method. What should we do next? Should we go to the crowd just like this?]

[In short, we are now the public enemy in the game, which is equivalent to a hidden boss.] Gintoki analyzed: [So the best way to do in this kind of situation is to do nothing and just wait for the two idiotic game aliens to come.]

Kagura: [After they find us, use my Holy Sword Gold Curry Stick to get rid of them-aru.]

Shinpachi nodded: [So that's how it is... My head! Why do we have to get rid of them?! Isn't it our purpose to get close to them and lure them out of the real world?!]

At this moment, Shinpachi suddenly discovered a system message that was directed at all the players in the Milky Way.

[Granting the following people the title of Golden Killer....]

[Kawako: LV99, Profession: Succubus.]

[Ginko: LV99, Profession: Female Adventurer.]

[Kaguura: LV99, Profession: Berserker. ]

[Reaper Mistress: LV99, Profession: Female Ninja. ]

[Patsuan: Level 1, Profession: Glasses.]

[All Players, if anyone sees these people, please report their location to the game administrator nearby. We will give them generous rewards. In addition, if you have the ability to kill any one of these people, the officials will take out an entire set of EX curry professional suits as a reward.]

...

Shinpachi expressionlessly pushed up the glasses on his face and then started typing crazily: "Hey! It's all because of you guys! Now we are being targeted by players in the entire galaxy! Because of you guys, this game is no longer PVE, it has completely become PVP! And why is my profession glasses?! And I didn't do anything at all! Why should I be wanted together with you?!]

[Gin-chan, little uncle, look, there's a golden title on my head-aru.] Kagura excitedly looked at the title of [Golden Killer] that had just appeared on his head: [So cool-aru!]

[Is it the only title in the whole server? Hmph, just barely.] Kawaki gently raised the corner of his mouth, crossed his arms, and snorted: [It's just the lowest level.]

[Is this time to talk about this?!] Shinpachi retorted: [Speaking of which, the current situation is too much!]

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he inadvertently saw a large number of players in the distance, shouting as they rushed in his direction.

[Not good! At this time, it's better to escape quickly!]

After saying that, Shinpachi turned around and fled into the distance.

However, Kawaki and the others didn't care. They took out their mosaic weapons one after another, but they couldn't understand the operation of the next group of players. They actually passed Kawaki and the others and chased after Shinpachi...

[Hey, what's going on?] Kagura asked doubtfully.

[Maybe our level including our own values ​​is too high.] Gintoki analyzed: [To them, it seems like an existence that is impossible to defeat, but Shinpachi is not, it is just LV1 glasses, and it will shatter if touched a little. That's why those hunters would choose to attack the weakest of the five golden killers in this game.]

[So that's how it is.] Kawaki and the others nodded at the same time.

On the other side, looking at the players behind him who were constantly chasing after him, Shinpachi almost collapsed but still desperately ran as he shouted for help: [Hey! Can you guys stop chatting there?! Hurry up and save me, you bastards!]

[If I don't work hard, I will be helpless at this time.] Kawaki typed back, [You can't blame others, Shinpachi. If you had hunted [Beep—] together with us at that time, such a thing definitely wouldn't have happened!]

[En.] Gintoki and the others nodded at the same time.

[Is this time to talk about this?! Hurry up and save me, you guys! I really won't be able to login into this game anymore!]

[I have no choice. What a worrying junior.] Kawaki said somewhat helplessly, [That's it! I have an item for you in the mailbox! Just use that one!!]

[I also sent a little extra item. If you use that, you can easily get through this crisis.] Tsukuyo said indifferently.

Gintoki: [My share has also been sent! Don't be afraid, as long as you do it, you can definitely do it! I believe in you, Shinpachi!]"

Kagura also cheered: [Shinpachi! Take out your masculinity! Teach them a good lesson!]

Shinpachi, who was in front of the screen, looked at the four messages in the mailbox and hurriedly moved the mouse to click on the mailbox. However, when Shinpachi saw that the mailbox was filled with mosaic items, he was stunned...

[Why are they all [Beep—]!!!]

Kawaki: [You have to work hard. Shinpachi, we believe in you!]

[What are you guys thinking?] Shinpachi hugged a large number of mosaic items and ran desperately: [What kind of useful item is this!!!]

But suddenly, a dialog box appeared on Shinpachi's screen: [Detected a large number of rare materials? Do you want to upgrade the weapon? Yes/No?]

Although it was very disgusting, in the end, Shinpachi made up his mind and gritted his teeth to move the mouse to the [Yes]...

In an instant, the large amount of [Beep—] in Shinpachi's arms turned into dazzling rays of light and poured into the long sword behind Shinpachi. The long sword began to shine with colorful lights. This situation lasted for nearly three seconds.

[Congratulations on obtaining the max level weapon: Demon Sword: [Beep—] Curry Stick! Weapon Introduction: Demon Sword [Beep—] Curry Stick is blessed by the [Beep—] of the five hundred game administrator...]

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