Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey! Are you cooking every day in that kind of mood?! The difference is too big!" Kawaki shouted, "Is that true?! Is the food given to me not fresh?! Are they all ingredients that are about to be spoiled?!"

Hinowa smiled without saying a word.

Tsukuyo took a sip of tea and said coldly, "It's enough for a good-for-nothing otaku to eat. It's no different from garbage anyway."

"What did you say?!" Kawaki slapped the table and stood up.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing. It's time for the next one." Seita hurriedly tried to persuade him. Then, he picked up an envelope from the table and opened it. He then read the letter, "This is XXX-san from planet XXX, [Speaking of Kenshin's last time...]"

"Hey! Stop, you bastard!" Kawaki grabbed the letter in Seita's hand and tore it to pieces. He couldn't bear it anymore and shouted, "Why! How many times do they have to send the wrong letter? Please send this letter directly to Kiheitai, you bastard!"

(PS: Kiheitai's Kawakami Bansai's name is based on the real life Hitokiri or Manslayer, Kawakami Gensai, which the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin Himura, was also based on.)

"Well, don't be angry. Brother Kawaki, maybe their hand just trembled and sent it by mistake." Seita smiled awkwardly and comforted.

"Really, every one of them is like this. It's really annoying." Only then did Kawaki sit down again. He crossed his arms and muttered a few words with an unhappy face.

Seita opened another letter. After glancing at it, he shouted at Kawaki with a pleasantly surprised expression, "Kawaki-san, this letter is normal! Look!"

"Really?" Kawaki took the letter with a face full of disbelief. "It's from XXX-chan from XXX. [Hello everyone in the Maybe a Fake Gintama. In fact, there has always been a question bothering me. It's just that I always feel that Kouka and Tsukuyo's characters are somewhat similar. Both of them wear cheongsams, and when they appear on stage, they both hold kiseru. Could you please explain this?]"

After reading the contents of the letter, Kawaki raised his head and looked at the camera with a smile on his face, "XXX-chan, we already know your doubts. Let Tsukki who is working part-time at the Gintama next door answer this question. "

As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo beside him and said with a smile, "Tsukki, please give me a brief explanation."

Tsukuyo held the teacup in her hand. She paused for a few seconds before putting the teacup back on the table. She coughed twice and straightened her body. She then looked at the camera and said, "This..."

"Alright, next letter." Kawaki interrupted decisively.

As soon as he finished speaking, two kunai pierced Kawaki's forehead. After this attack, Kawaki directly fell to the ground.

"Brother Kawaki, don't casually interrupt other people's speech," Seita complained in a low voice.

"Who cares!" Kawaki sat up and roared, "How do you answer that kind of question?! I'm just helping her relieve her embarrassment! Please send this kind of letter directly to the original author!"

"No, it's not me who is embarrassed." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki indifferently and said.

"Skipped it! Skipped this question!" Kawaki quickly shouted, "The next one! The next one! Seita, you should read it."

"Oh... oh." Seita answered, picked up another envelope, and opened it, "This letter came from Yorozuya's XXX-chan. [Hey, I always feel that good-for-nothing otaku doesn't care enough about his niece. At least, the monthly pocket money should be multiplied by ten, right? The readers are very troubled~ So, I really feel sorry for the cutest niece in the universe~]"

"Hey, the XXX is not necessary at all!" Kawaki complained wildly, "It's completely Kagura! She just wants to use the reader's letter to increase her pocket money! Isn't this too selfish!"

"Then, this," As he said this, Seita picked up another letter, "From the XXX-san from KaiXtai, [Kawaki-kun, I haven't contacted you for a long time. How have you been? I am still the same as before, roaming all over the universe, the universe is really great. Ah! Mu-chan! Don't step over there! It's going to break... then, let's get to the point. I actually have something very important to tell you today. Actually, in the past, when we went to hanamachi, I pay the bill. Previously, I heard from Zura that Kintoki still thought that he paid the bill at that time. You must not be fooled by him. Also, that time when I called for a courtesan to serve him, it was also me at the end...]"

"Hey! What is this idiot thinking about? Because he hasn't appeared for a long time, he used this method to gain a sense of presence?!" Kawaki raised his head and shouted helplessly, and then looked at Tsukuyo and Hinowa beside him, "Hey, don't look at me like a scum! I don't know! I don't know anything!"

"I'm the only one who wonders whether Sakamoto-san's body part is broken?" Seita asked in a low voice. But then, Seita noticed that there was a word on the back of the letter and quickly turned it over. "[PS: Actually, I recently came to a planet called Oppai Planet to do business. I had a friendly conversation with the chief here. PS of PS: But as we talked, the other party actually said that she knew you, which is really a miracle. By the way, when did you go to the universe? You didn't even tell us that you knew such a beautiful big sister. Really. PS of PS of PS: The other party asked me to give you some local specialties. I put them in the envelope together.]"

Hearing this, the cold sweat on Kawaki's face immediately fell. He slowly turned his head mechanically and looked at Seita beside him. He asked intermittently, "That... that, Sei... Seita-kun, did you hear any strange sound in the envelope?"

"Ah, there is. It is like the sound of a clock. It has always been there." Seita took the envelope and carefully listened to it before answering.

Hearing this, Kawaki stood up with a face full of sweat. He grabbed the envelope and was about to throw it out of the window, but before Kawaki could let go, the envelope exploded...

BOOM!!!!!

...

Kawaki, who was covered in black particles and had an afro hairstyle, sat back on the table expressionlessly.

The corners of Seita's eyes twitched. He looked at Kawaki, who was silent at the side. Hinowa was still holding her tea cup with a smile. As for Tsukuyo, she had a cold face and a look of disdain.

"That, Brother Kawaki?" Seita asked tentatively in a low voice.

"Do not ask anything!" Kawaki raised his hand to stop him, "Look straight ahead and not be burdened by the past. This is the way for men to survive! The next one! Hurry up!"

"Oh..." Seita carefully picked up another envelope, "This is Space Captain X-san from Akihabara, [Hasn't the Katsura Strengthening Week finalized by the production team started yet? Elizabeth and I have been waiting outside the set...]"

"I don't remember the production team having that kind of thing! Is he an idiot?!" Kawaki roared, "What kind of reader's letters? The last few letters were all acquaintances! Why?!"

"And this one..." Seita picked up another letter, "Kyubei from Edo, [Uhm, Kawaki-dono, do you have time? Let's discuss the previous topic about Oppai and [Beep—] again. Actually, I'm a little confused recently...]"

"There's no more censored this time?!" Kawaki held his forehead and said helplessly, "What are these idiots thinking about every day? They just want to appear on the camera! Really! Spare me..."

Seita picked up another letter, "There is also this letter from Edo's Miss Otae's Love Hunter, [The production team, how is the discussion about the wedding proposal of Kondo Isao and Miss Otae? My [Beep—] has always been restless and ready at any time.]"

"That's a gorilla!"

"And this one." Seita picked up another one, "From Ms. XXX, the proprietress of Yorozuya in Kabukicho, Edo, [When will the wedding trip between Gin-san and I be finalized? The two of us are completely ready~ Gin-san's [Beep—] and [Beep—], as well as my [Beep—] and [Beep—], stick together like glue every day..."

"Why did even a female pig come out in the end?!" Kawaki collapsed and shouted.

Seita, "This one, Tojo Ayumu, [Speaking of which, Young Master is still the most suitable for gothic lolita outfits. ]"... "

"Hey! That's it?! This can't be considered a letter, right?! What does he think this place is? Is it an ins?! A BBS to share his feelings?!" Kawaki complained crazily.

Seita, "There's also this one. Miss Hell's Fallen Angel from Edo, [Starting next month, this old lady's role requirements are ten times more, otherwise... I will kill you! PS: There are freshly cooked eggs in the envelope, so you must eat them while they are still hot.]"

"This is a complete threat!!"

...

"Hey, please spare me. What the hell are these idiots thinking about..." Kawaki rubbed his temples, "It's too much to come out to grab the scene at this time. It's clearly the letter from readers, but why did it become like this..."

"Because we don't have many readers..." Seita replied weakly.

"You... you're right... That's why we need them to make up the numbers..." Kawaki smiled awkwardly. However, in the next moment, he suddenly stood up from his original spot and shouted, "What the hell!! Even if we don't have them, they don't need to make up the numbers! And the contents of these letters are completely worthless! What do they want to expose in front of the few readers?!"

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and left angrily. At the same time, he muttered unhappily, "Really, my good mood was completely ruined. Supervisor and director, I won't shoot today! Whoever wants to come, come... Tsk, tsk!"

However, at this moment, Seita suddenly realized something. He stood up with a letter and shouted at Kawaki's back, "Wait a minute! Brother Kawaki! There's one last letter here! The most important one!"

Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and looked at the letter that Seita had raised up high.

Looking at the few thick black words on the letter, Kawaki's pupils contracted slightly, and he could not help but stagger two steps. "That... that is!"

"... This chapter is over!!"

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