Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Okita is your arch-rival. One day, he found out that you were a pen pal with a cute girl, so he decides to take her away from you!" Gintoki folded his hands and explained seriously, "Crumples up Shinpachi's first letter you wrote and sends his own photo instead. Later, he bides his time until you and Urara have formed a bond and promise to meet. And he waits for that moment!"

As he spoke, Gintoki stood up directly and pointed his index finger at Shinpachi. "However, the one who appeared is Poppoya!

"No need for Poppoya! Just say my name normally!" Shinpachi refuted, "Isn't that a bit too cliché?! Are you sure it'll work?"

However, at this moment, Sogo's voice suddenly came from the walkie-talkie in Kawaki's hand, "Reality is sometimes more cliché than a novel."

"Okita-san..." Shinpachi looked at the walkie-talkie in Kawaki's hand and muttered in disbelief.

"Well, it's easy to understand this way. Isn't it good?" Sogo's voice sounded from the walkie-talkie again, "I'm not good at remembering complicated things."

"Is this really okay, Okita-san? You don't mind doing this..." Shinpachi said, a little embarrassed.

"After all, I owe the two bosses a lot." Sogo replied, "And Kondo-san also added new rules for us. Rule 46: Hate Yorozuya. However, be kind only to Shinpachi. Otherwise, it's harakiri."

"That sounds awful. He's really getting ambitious."

"Oh yeah, there's a bit of a problem," Sogo continued. "Seems the girl came to Edo with her sister, but that sister's gone missing. And she's pretty nervous."

"Sister? The one mentioned in the letter?" Shinpachi murmured.

"What do you want me to do? There's no way I can seduce the girl," Sogo replied.

"Sister? It's easier to woo a woman when there's no sibling around." Gintoki said disapprovingly, "It's your chance. Just tell her you called the police or whatever and go on a date."

"Boss, I am the police," Sogo reminded.

"You take a woman when she's worried, drunk, or on her graduation. This is the golden rule," Gintoki replied casually and then looked at Shinpachi beside him, "Right? Shinpachi."

"Well, I really can't hold it in anymore," Kawaki said with some pain. At the same time, he threw the walkie-talkie in his hand to Gintoki, "I'm sorry. When I finish all the things in my stomach, I will definitely meet you! Goodbye! Come on, Shinpachi!"

After saying that, Kawaki directly clutched his stomach and left.

"Really, he really runs away." Gintoki spat disdainfully, "Well, it doesn't matter if he was with us or not. Anyway, he is useless in front of this carnivorous woman. Shinpachi, are you ready?"

Gintoki had just finished speaking, but suddenly there was a submissive female voice behind them.

"Um, I'm sorry, but... are you talking about Shinpachi just now?"

Hearing this, Shinpachi slowly turned his head with an ugly expression. Looking at the girl in front of him who was wearing glasses and dodging eyes, Shinpachi began to sweat...

...

In a small alley.

"I... I'm sorry!" Shinpachi knelt on the ground and lowered his head at Urara's sister, "Older sister! I'm really very sorry!"

This was the scene that Kawaki saw when he came out of the toilet.

"Ah..." Urara's sister said in surprise, "So you are my... my sister's pen pal, Shimura Shinpachi..."

"I mean no harm!" Shinpachi raised his head and explained in a flurry, "I didn't want to hide anything! I never thought of anything dirty! I just thought that your sister was so dazzling! Your sister was really too bright! My eyes were burning! I thought it would be great if I could have such a pen pal! When I thought about it for a while, I tampered with the photo or something! "

As he spoke, Shinpachi lowered his head once again, "I'm the lowest! The lowest, aren't I?! I'm sorry! I will never approach your younger sister again!"

Looking at Shinpachi who was about to burst into tears, Urara's sister clenched her fists and seemed to have made up her mind. She said, "I know. I know... that feeling."

"Older sister..." Shinpachi looked up and murmured.

"I'm actually the lowest," The older sister bit her lower lip and murmured, "I should be the one who has to apologize. It's all my fault that everyone..."

"Hey, what's the situation now?" Kawaki looked at Gintoki with an expressionless face.

"How would I know?" Gintoki replied in a low voice. Then, he took a step forward and persuaded Urara's sister, "Well, although I don't know what the specific situation is, please don't talk about it so deeply at once. Anyway, you two haven't made a big mistake yet."

As he spoke, Gintoki pulled Kawaki aside, "If something unexpected really happens, please remember that this person is the culprit. It has nothing to do with me! If you want to hate him, hate him!"

"Hey! Don't push all the blame on others! If it's about responsibility, you should have it too!" Kawaki shouted. Then he sighed softly and looked at Shinpachi and Urara's sister, "Although it's true that Shinpachi lied, it's just that the two little devils secretly made a pen pal. It doesn't matter."

"Well, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki held his hands and nodded.

"It's you guys! Aren't you the two who sent that photo?!" Shinpachi retorted.

"It's very noisy! Shut up! You despicable fellow!" Gintoki crossed his arms and frowned without thinking, "We just made one or two suggestions when our little brother was troubled! As the big brother, as the senpai in life!"

"Yes, yes! I just made a few suggestions! All the mistakes do not exist!" Kawaki held his face and snorted.

"You two are just idle and flustered."

"Right? Older Sister, you can understand it too, right?" Gintoki looked at Urara's sister and said, "Although I've been staying behind closed doors because I was worried about my sister, I broke my shackles and came here. Isn't it a very touching thing, isn't it, Shinpachi?"

"No... it is not like that." The older sister held the clothes on her chest tightly, looked up, and said weakly, "I am not such a great person. I... I..."

"No, no, no!" Gintoki shouted, "Don't enter that mode! Stop! It makes us feel like we've done something very bad. Please, stop!"

As he spoke, Gintoki raised his head and patted Kawaki's back heavily. He whispered, "It's your turn! Aren't you the best at dealing with women? Please!"

"Eh?" Kawaki turned his head and pointed at himself in confusion, "Don't talk about those unclear words. Moreover, I don't even know what the situation is now."

"Please, Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi pleaded, "In short, let older sister rest assured!"

"Even if you say so..." Kawaki murmured. However, when he saw Shinpachi's expression, he could only sigh, "Oh, forget it. Let's make it clear beforehand. This was what you told me to do. If anything unexpected happens, I will definitely not take responsibility!"

Shinpachi nodded heavily.

"This is really troublesome." Kawaki scratched his head impatiently. Then, he took a step forward and arrived in front of Urara's sister, forcing her to the wall.

"That... that..." Urara's sister crossed her arms in front of her chest and was about to say something, but before she could finish, Kawaki directly leaned close and whispered into Urara's sister's ear.

"Hey, forget everything about the younger sister. How about doing something more interesting with me now?"

"Some... something interesting..." Urara's sister's face turned red.

"Ah, that's a very interesting thing," Kawaki continued. At the same time, her other hand quietly made an 'OK' gesture to Shinpachi and Gintoki.

Seeing this, Gintoki heaved a sigh of relief and patted Shinpachi who was beside her, "Alright, this is enough! You don't have to worry about the older sister at all!"

Shinpachi nodded expressionlessly.

However, at this moment, a pretty girl who was holding a kiseru and shopping bag happened to pass by. She happened to see this scene, which was like a group of bad students bullying an honest student who had just finished class.

Immediately, without any explanation, she took out several kunai from her bosom and threw them out.

Gintoki, Kawaki, and Shinpachi, who were the target, fell to the ground one after another, but it was also because of this that Urara's sister escaped from Kawaki's clutches.

"Hey, are you okay?" Tsukuyo walked up and glanced at the three men who were twitching on the ground. Then she looked at Urara's sister.

"Ah, I'm okay. Thank you." The older sister quickly replied, then trotted to Shinpachi who had his eyes closed, "Are you okay? Shinpachi-kun?"

"What are you doing, Tsukki?!" When Kawaki got up, he pulled out the kunai on the back of his head and shouted, "Why do you have to appear at this critical moment? The boss has already lost HP just now, okay?! Why do you have to add trouble at this time? Thanks to you, all the hard work is in vain!"

"Shut up, you scum." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki and said coldly.

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense! Who is a scum?! I am just helping Shinpachi-kun!" Kawaki retorted.

"Yes! Don't think that everyone's head is as hard as that idiot's! Damn it!" After Gintoki got up, he shouted.

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