Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura replied, then looked at Shinpachi and Kagura behind Gintoki, "Why are Gintoki and the others here? Why are you wearing such suspicious clothes?"

"We should be the ones asking you this!" Shinpachi and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Could it be..." Katsura suddenly thought of something. Then, he crossed his arms over his chest with one hand and rested his chin on the other. After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Gintoki in front of him with a serious expression, "Sure enough, Gintoki, you guys are also attracted by the smell of the paw pads!"

"What is the smell of the paw pads? Explain it to me, you bastard!" Gintoki said anxiously, "Does that kind of indifferent thing attract you? This is not the zoo, you bastard!"

As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed something. He twitched his eyes and pointed at Katsura's **** flesh ball, "Don't tell me... you mean the two pieces of silica gel on your chest..."

"As expected of the other trump card of our organization." Katsura chuckled and then raised his arms on his chest, "How?! Is it the same as the real one?!"

"What is your brain thinking?" Gintoki said angrily, "It's fine if you pretend to be a woman, but why do you have to add something like that in front of your chest? I never remember you having this kind of hobby!"

"It's not a hobby, it's a disguise!" Katsura corrected him with a serious face and then explained to himself, "The so-called disguise is to put your heart and body into it! To completely transform!"

"What you said is called transgender! "

"I didn't expect you to have some research on cross-dressing, Gintoki." Katsura nodded, "Indeed. If not for the fact that time was pressing, I would have completed the transformation of my lower body. However, time was really pressing, so I had no choice but to wear this incomplete clothing to come here."

"Who has that kind of hobby? Don't talk nonsense to me, bastard!" Gintoki shouted angrily. Then, Gintoki suddenly thought of something. He glanced at Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly on the ground. Then, his expression gradually became serious, "Don't play dumb. Zura, your target is also Kawaki, right?"

"So, as expected of the other trump card of our organization, you even noticed this?" Katsura raised the corner of his mouth and then decisively admitted, "That's right! Our purpose is to use Kawaki's power of luck every month to help us earn money to fight against Amanto!"

As he spoke, Katsura's face revealed a trace of reluctance, "Recently, the new aspiring Jouishishi recruit have lost their respect and love for the paw pads. If this continues... it will just be empty talk. So! I need more funds to lead them to a deeper understanding of paw pads! Let more people with lofty ideals know that paw pads fall in love with paw pads! ——In the zoo."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly stopped and then directly scolded, "Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo?! Do you have to do this for the entrance ticket?! No need! There is no need to do that kind of thing at all!"

"No," Katsura looked up and said with a serious face, "If you don't clean up a house, how can you level the world? It's also applicable to replace it with paw pads. How can you talk about saving the country if you can't even love the most ordinary paw pads? Your thinking is too narrow, Gintoki!"

"Shut up, idiot!" Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "I have never heard of that kind of thing! You just want to fulfill your own selfish desire, right?! For your own selfish desire, you let your subordinates fall in love with the things you like, right?!"

Hearing this, Katsura shook his head, sighed softly, and said slightly, "How is that possible? I am just putting myself in the shoes of this country."

"Who would believe that?!"

"But then again, Gintoki, your temper is indeed a little irritable. Is it because you are dissatisfied with your trivial life?" Katsura pretended to be concerned and then took out a registration form from his pocket, "Since you are so dissatisfied with life, why don't you take this opportunity to join us? Our Jouishishi's door is opened for people dissatisfied with life."

"Why did it turn into persuading me to join your group?"

"If you join us now, you can enjoy the seven-day intensive lecture class that I personally teach! It's the kind that is completely free!" Katsura continued, "Now, you just need to dial..."

"Shut up!" Gintoki quickly covered Katsura's mouth, "Don't advertise for me at this time, bastard!"

"I feel that the development of the matter is getting worse and worse..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said without any expression.

However, at this moment, the Hyakka members who had been at the side finally reacted.

"Sure enough, your goal is also Kawaki-sama!"

"Don't even think about succeeding!"

"Even if we sacrifice ourselves, we will protect Kawaki-sama's chastity!"

"Kawaki-sama chastity is ours!"

...

Listening to the Hyakka members' words, Gintoki and the others were all silent.

After a while, Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "Disgusting! Do you think our purpose is the kind of thing that doesn't exist anymore?! No! It is not! Is that your purpose here? Are you aiming for the lower body of that idiot?!"

Hearing this, all the Hyakka members took out their kunai.

"You are not allowed to say anything bad to Kawaki-sama!"

"What do you know about Kawaki-sama!"

"We just want to take this opportunity to see Kawaki-sama's demeanor! The demeanor of his lower body!"

"Yes, yes!"

...

Veins popped up on Gintoki's face, and he shouted loudly, "There is no difference at all! In the end, aren't you still only staring at his lower body?! There is no such chastity and so on; this idiot chastity already disappeared ten years ago! No, not only the chastity; this idiot doesn't even have morals!"

"You are not allowed to slander Kawaki-sama!"

"Even if you are Kawaki-sama's friend, you can not be forgiven!"

"Sisters, let's go!"

"We swear to guard Kawaki-sama's [Bleep—]!"

Shinpachi, 'Wait a minute, why did I hear something strange?'

Immediately after, the Hyakka members rushed toward Gintoki and the others.

"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Gintoki blocked the two Hyakka and then shouted behind him.

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi, who the Hyakka members had tied up, murmured, "Because Kagura ate too much, she just went to the toilet..."

Gintoki staggered and almost fell down. Then he turned his head to look at the girl who should have been standing behind him, but in fact, it was empty. Gintoki shouted helplessly, "Why did she have to go to the toilet at this time?!"

"Gintoki," At this time, Katsura, who was also resisting the attacks, turned his head and suggested, "Why don't we cooperate! If this goes on, our goal will be impossible to complete! We can only cooperate!"

"There is no other way! It can only be like this!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and decided, "But let's make it clear beforehand! The benefits will be divided into 7:3!"

"5:5! This is my last concession!" Katsura refused to yield.

"8:2!" Gintoki shouted as he forced the two Hyakka back.

At the same time, Katsura also forced back two Hyakka and scolded Gintoki, "Is this how you bargain?!"

"9:1! My low price!" Gintoki shouted again, "In addition, as a partner, you still need to provide me with the capital for playing pachinko!"

"Aren't you going too far? Why do I have to provide the capital?!" Katsura scolded.

"If you don't agree, I will leave now!" Gintoki threatened.

"You bastard..." Katsura gritted his teeth and said word by word.

"I'll give you three seconds to consider. One, two, th..."

Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by Katsura.

"I agree! Bastard!" Katsura's heart was bleeding.

"Oh my, then I should be serious." As he spoke, Gintoki's expression finally became serious. At the same time, he put the wooden sword back into his waist.

"I haven't seen it for a long time. It's the true form of the legendary White Yaksha." Katsura chuckled and sighed.

However, just as Katsura finished speaking, he felt as if he was floating in the air, "Eh? Wait a minute? What happened? It feels like I'm riding a roller coaster..."

"Watch my move!" As he shouted, Gintoki, holding onto Katsura's arms, started to spin, forcing the surrounding Hyakka members to retreat one after another.

"You... you... you... ba... bastard!" From the spinning top Katsura's intermittent furious voice came, "So... dizzy, I really want to vomit... Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."

"This is my ultimate move!" Gintoki shouted.

"We can't get close at all. What should we do?" A Hyakka member said, "There is also a vomit that is constantly being thrown out. What should we do? It smells so bad. I want to vomit too. Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."

"There's no other way. We can only guard Kawaki-sama! Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."

"You're right. That's the only way! Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."

"Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."

...

At the same time, when the Jouishishi members(Katsura's faction) saw this scene, they also bent down and vomited...

Looking at the group of Hyakka who surrounded Kawaki and were still vomiting, as well as Katsura's faction, who was also vomiting, the corners of Shinpachi's eyes twitched. Finally, Shinpachi couldn't hold it in and also bowed his head to vomit. Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)...

Just at this moment, a certain woman who had been woken up by the noise came to Kawaki's room with an expressionless face. She pulled out several kunai from her bosom and threw them at the crowd. In just a few seconds, all the people present rolled their eyes and fell down...

KO!!

...

Early morning.

Kawaki woke up slowly. He sat up and stretched, "Ah~ I slept so well~."

But then, Kawaki suddenly felt that something was wrong. He quickly covered his nose and said, "So smelly!"

Then, Kawaki opened his eyes and looked at the people in the room who were sleeping with a mosaicked body. He said expressionlessly,

"Hey, did you hold a party in my room yesterday?"

(This chapter is finished)

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