Maybe a Fake Gintama

Before Kawaki could finish, Gintoki and Shinpachi covered his mouth at the same time.

"Shut up! How much trouble do you want to cause? You bastard!" Gintoki scolded.

"Kawaki-san, you can't say those words at all." Shinpachi quickly reminded, "It will arouse the disgust of the Dragon Ball fans!"

"Ah, I'm sorry," Kawaki whispered.

"Since you are unwilling to be the captain..." Gintoki propped up his chin and muttered. Then, he suddenly thought of something. He crossed his arms and suggested, "Then first, consider the method to decide the captain, and then decide the candidate of the captain."

"Then let the captain decide by the method of deciding the captain to decide the candidate for the captain." Otae continued.

"Hey! It's too troublesome!" Shinpachi couldn't help but complain, "The whole world has become a captain!"

"Since it's too troublesome, let Hasegawa-san be the captain." Gintoki dug his nose and said casually, "He is the eldest, and he should be very good at surviving on a deserted island."

"Don't use that kind of annoying tone." Hasegawa frowned and complained, "I don't want to be the captain here!"

"What kind of work is that?!" Hasegawa retorted, "And where are the curtains here?!"

"I'm talking about pulling the curtains of life," Kagura replied.

"Hey! What you just said is clearly [Go Die]!" Hasegawa shouted, "Does it mean that you want me to die?!"

"Then..." Tsukuyo, who was at the side, finally couldn't help but speak out and took out several kunai that emitted a cold light from her bosom, "Why don't we use the kunai to decide?"

"Ah, is it drawing lots?" Shinpachi sighed, "Miss Tsukuyo is quite reliable sometimes."

"Ah, it can be considered drawing lots," Tsukuyo replied and then waved kunai in front of everyone, "Mixing a kunai with the captain's name written on it into the ordinary kunai..."

"And then start drawing lots?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"No, after throwing it out, whoever the kunai with captain written on it hit is the captain." Tsukuyo continued.

"There is no such method of drawing lots!" Shinpachi shouted, "According to this method, no matter if we get the captain or not; everyone will be killed! What is this? [Death lottery]?!"

...

"Then, the most important thing now is to search this island first," said Kyubei, "Our group will be divided into food and exploration group."

"Well, please add an afternoon nap group." Sogo raised his hand and said. At this time, Sogo was lying on the beach with an eyepatch. Beside him was Kawaki, who had inserted an umbrella on the sand and was snoring under the shadow of the umbrella.

Seeing this scene, Tsukuyo threw a kunai at Kawaki expressionlessly. At the same time, Toshiro also lifted Sogo up with his blue veins popping out.

"Indeed." Kyubei propped up her chin and muttered, "If we want to spend the night here, we do need a stable residence. Then, we will add in the group [Find a place for everyone to sleep in]. It is called [sleep group] for short."

"And also the curtain group-aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said, then pointed to Hasegawa.

"The curtain group!" Hasegawa shouted, "Why are you pointing at me? Am I only capable of doing that kind of thing in your eyes?!"

However, at this moment, Otae raised her hand with a face full of excitement, "Hey! Then I can enter the food group! I can't wait to show my extraordinary cooking skills!"

"Oh my! Let's add another group, the chemistry poisoning group." Gintoki looked at Kyubei and suggested.

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki was sent flying by Otae, who had rolled up her sleeves.

"It's really troublesome," Toshiro spat disdainfully and then took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his bosom, "There is no other way. In order to survive, temporarily put me in the food group."

"Well, sorry to interrupt," Sogo raised his hand and looked at Kyubei, "Can you add another dog food group?"

"You want to get beaten up, kid!" Toshiro rolled his eyes.

...

The final grouping was...

Exploration Group: Kawaki, Gintoki, Kagura, Toshiro, and Sogo.

Looking for a residence(sleep group): Shinpachi, Tsukuyo, and Kyubei.

Food Group: Hasegawa and Otae.

The exploration group was responsible for exploring the entire island, including obtaining fresh water and other resources, so the number was the most.

Looking for a residence group was as literal.

Food Group also.

...

Looking at the fish that Hasegawa caught, Otae praised, "Truly amazing, Hasegawa-san."

"Hehe," Hearing this, Hasegawa, who was carrying a fishing rod, rubbed his nose with a little pride. Then, he smiled embarrassedly, "I am a man of the sea after all. As long as I have branches and bait, this kind of thing is nothing."

"How amazing." Otae smiled again and praised, "No matter what kind of trash you are, the gods will still give you a skill~."

"Uh... ha." Only then did Hasegawa finally react. He laughed bitterly, "So you're just complimenting the gods."

"But..." Otae looked at the fish in front of her and frowned slightly. She then said bitterly, "Although I have ingredients, how should I cook? Although I have tried many methods, I just can't create a fire."

Looking at the board and the stones that acted as board pieces on the beach behind Otae, Hasegawa could not help but complain, "You said that you had tried many methods, but you are obviously playing, right? Is it playing Go?"

"When my father was still alive, he always sparked a lot of sparks around the gameboard. Otae explained.

"It's impossible to light with that spark!"

"Right!" Otae suddenly thought of something and asked, "Hasegawa-san smokes, right? Do you have a lighter or something?"

"Sorry, it fell into the sea," Hasegawa sighed helplessly and then adjusted his sunglasses, "At that time, I only cared about protecting this sunglasses with all my might."

"I see... That's really a headache." Otae frowned and said bitterly.

"Actually, I want to smoke one too," Hasegawa pleaded, "Think of a way, Miss Otae."

"Ah! I got it!" Otae suddenly thought of something, then stood up and came in front of Hasegawa. "Can I borrow your sunglasses, Hasegawa-san?"

"Eh? What? What's wrong?" Although he said this, Hasegawa still obediently handed his sunglasses to Otae.

Otae put the sunglasses on the ground and explained with a smile, "I have a good idea. Just wait and see."

"Hey, let me make a statement first," Hasegawa reminded, "Don't even think about using a lens to focus the light and start a fire."

"Just watch" As she said that, Otae raised a stone and smashed it directly at the sunglasses. The sunglasses... shattered.

"You just want to smash it?!"

"And then..." Then, Otae took out the match from her bosom, lit it, and threw it on the broken sunglasses. The match instantly lit up the broken sunglasses, "That's it."

"Didn't you bring matches with you?!" Hasegawa asked angrily, "What's the use of smashing my sunglasses?!"

...

At the same time, the exploration group in the forest was actively practicing... Kamehameha...

"Ka.. me.. ha.. me... ha!!" ×3

"Sure enough, it still won't work." Kawaki frowned and propped up his chin as he muttered, "What exactly is missing? What exactly is the momentum that Old Master Roshi is talking about? I feel that it is already very imposing."

"It must be because the momentum is not enough!" Gintoki analyzed with his hands crossed, "If the momentum is enough, it can definitely be released."

"That makes sense-aru!" Kagura agreed and then once again assumed the posture of a Kamehameha, shouting, "Ka.. me.. ha.. me... ha-aru!!"

"No, no!" Kawaki hurriedly corrected, "It's not like this at all! Aru doesn't need to be added!"

"But if I don't say this, I feel that something is wrong-aru." Kagura wrinkled her nose and replied, "This is my important persona-aru!"

"It's fine to put that persona aside for a bit." Gintoki waved his hand, "The most important thing right now is to learn the profound mysteries that Master Roshi taught us across the world."

"Oh! I got it!" Kagura replied.

"Then, again! This time, we must use all our momentum, understand?!" Kawaki shouted.

Then, the three of them began a new round of attempts...

At the same time, Toshiro and Sogo, who had just finished searching half of the forest, walked over. Seeing this scene, Toshiro kicked the three of them away at the same time with an expressionless face.

Then, he shouted with veins popping out, "Give me a break! You bastards! Is this the time to do something like this?!"

"You should stop before you go too far, Hijikata." Sogo said mercilessly, "Didn't you secretly try it a few times when you said you were going to the toilet?"

"Shut up!" Toshiro scolded with a red face, "How did you know about that? Did you follow me when I went to the toilet?"

"No, I just wanted to kill you when you went to the toilet." Sogo explained, "Don't worry, Hijikata. I'm not the Chief. I won't do that kind of stalking."

"You're even scarier than a stalker! You're a super sadist!" Toshiro shouted.

"It hurts, it hurts; what are you doing, V-shaped bangs?" Kawaki rubbed his head as he stood up and complained in a low voice.

"Could it be that you've already learned it?! Oogushi-kun?" Gintoki also stood up and curled his lips.

"How cunning of you-aru. He secretly practiced at his convenience and didn't invite us together." Kagura pouted and complained.

"Is this the only thing you remember? !" Toshiro gritted his teeth, "Didn't we agree that we would be responsible for half of this forest and you would be responsible for the other half?"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "The most important thing now is to learn the mysteries first!"

"No, the most important thing now is to break your head!" Toshiro cursed without thinking.

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