Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Ah~ So slow~" Kawaki lay on the deck, bored, "How long will it take to get to the southern island? I really want to play games..."

"Indeed, so slow..." Sogo was also lying on the deck with his legs crossed. However, he suddenly thought of something and sat up abruptly. He looked at Kawaki and asked, "By the way, can I really send Master Roshi back to the small island."

"I don't know, even if you ask me." Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "Wasn't it suggested by V-shaped bangs? "Since you want to send him back, you can only send him back to the small island." Isn't that what V-shaped bangs said?"

"It's really troublesome," Toshiro, who was cooking at the side, couldn't help but spit. Then, he raised his hand and looked at the two sticks of grilled fish that were filled with mayonnaise, "Hey, you guys! Do you want to eat?."

"Hijikata-san, you're the only one who likes to eat that kind of dog food." Sogo looked at Toshiro and replied.

"What did you say?!" Toshiro instantly exploded.

"I don't need it either." Kawaki waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Old people should eat properly when it's time to eat." Master Roshi put down the binoculars in his hands and walked over to Toshiro. He then picked up a grilled fish that was covered with mayonnaise from the grill "Thank you so much, little brother with dead fish eyes."

"Just call me Toshiro." Toshiro scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"Thank you, Toshiro." With that, Master Roshi put the grilled fish into his mouth, took a bite, and began to eat.

"Do you want some?" Toshiro grabbed mayonnaise's grilled fish with one hand and continued to eat, while his other hand picked up another skewer and handed it to Tsukuyo, "It's very delicious."

"Oh... thank you..." Tsukuyo thanked him as she looked at the grilled fish covered in mayonnaise in her hand. Then, she looked at Toshiro and Master Roshi, who was eating with relish. In the end, Tsukuyo decided to give it a try...

The result was... Tsukuyo and Master Roshi were lying on the railing and vomiting for a good while.

"Don't eat dog food of unknown origin," Kawaki patted Tsukuyo and Master Roshi's backs at the same time, "The sea has been polluted by you. The sea will be angry."

"By the way, boss," Sogo came over and pointed to a small raft on the sea not far away, "We seem to have met an acquaintance."

"Who?" Kawaki was puzzled. At the same time, he looked in the direction Sogo pointed, "It's them!"

...

At the same time, on the small raft...

"A long, long time ago~ Urashima~."

"After a sea turtle who loves to take pictures was caught~."

"He takes them to the Ryugu Palace~."

Kagura sat at the front of the raft with an umbrella and hummed her own song excitedly.

Gintoki sat behind Kagura. The short middle-aged man behind Gintoki was rowing a boat with a turtle shell on his back. He wore glasses and a mole on the left side of his nose. His name was Kamenashi. He was a turtle from Ryugu Palace.

Shinpachi sat at the end of the boat, his face also full of excitement.

"Little girl, can you stop singing?" Kamenashi listened to Kagura's singing and could not help but feel a little helpless, "If this song spreads out, I will be in trouble."

"Yahoo!" Kagura shouted excitedly, "A summer vacation at Ryugu Palace!"

"Ah, I didn't expect Ryugu Palace to really exist," Shinpachi, who was at the end of the boat, couldn't help but sigh. Then he suddenly thought of something and looked at Kamenashi and asked, "Does Urashima Tarou also exist?"

"Yes," Kamenashi replied while rowing the boat, "Although I don't know him. Our first guest was called Urashima. Nowadays, we just call all our customers "Urashima-san."

Hearing this, Shinpachi excitedly shouted to Gintoki in front of him, "Did you hear that, Gin-san?! We have become "Urashima-san"! Don't you think it is cool?! We could go down in history!"

"I heard it, but I really don't care." Gintoki held his hands and said without looking back. Then he turned his head slightly and glanced at Kamenashi behind him, "But... You've been calling us "customer" over and over again. Don't tell me you intend on charging us money?"

Kamenashi, who was rowing a boat, quickly stopped and turned to explain to Gintoki, "How is that possible! It's true that Ryugu Palace is a prestigious place that only selected customers can enter, and it's a holy part of the sea that no one can enter with simply a large sum of money. But! Although we turtles look like we turtle are loyal creatures! Just like how the sea waves advance and retreat. It is the rule of the sea to repay kindness!"

"I have never seen that kind of turtle," Gintoki said casually.

"So!" Kamenashi changed the topic and took out a few coupons from his body, "This time, I will give you a special...all-you-can-drink coupons..."

Before he finished his words, Gintoki's fist and Kagura's foot hit Kamenashi's face and scolded at the same time, "Make it free of charge!"

"I got it," Kamenashi, whose nose was bleeding and his glasses were broken, smiled again and said, "This time, I will offer a special double point card..."

Before he finished, they still used the same move as before on his face.

"Make it free of charge!" Gintoki and Kagura shouted again.

"I got it," The more seriously injured Kamenashi took out two bottles of detergent from his body and said with a smile, Add the detergent..."

Kagura and Gintoki still did not give Kamenashi the chance to say what he wanted. One person punched, and the other kicked. At the same time, they scolded, "What kind of store is that!"

...

"Speaking of which, how long will it take to reach Ryugu Palace?" Gintoki supported his chin and frowned slightly. He then said with a little impatience and disgust in his tone, "We have been floating on the sea for nearly two hours, haven't we? Don't you have a ship license? Don't you have a ship that can arrive at any time?"

"Because there was a personal accident with the dolphin before, the case is still under trial..." Kamenashi explained weakly with some embarrassment.

"Do you still have a criminal record?" Shinpachi complained.

"Hey, hey, spare me," Gintoki frowned and sighed, "I'll turn into an old grandpa before I open the treasure box..."

However, at this moment, Gintoki heard a familiar voice coming from behind him. He subconsciously turned around and saw a speedboat speeding toward them. There were also a few familiar people on the speedboat...

...

"Hey, Kagura-chan," Kawaki leaned against the railing and smiled at Kagura, who was sitting on a small wooden raft, "Are you also sending Master Roshi to the small island?"

"How is that possible!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and scolded.

"Then why is there a Master Roshi on your ship?" Kawaki pointed at the little raft and asked doubtfully.

"No, this Kamenashi-san is just an ordinary turtle," Shinpachi explained.

"We are going to Ryugu Palace to spend our summer vacation-aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"Ryugu Palace?" Kawaki was a little confused and then waved his hand with a look of disapproval, "Stop joking; how could there be such a thing."

Toshiro snorted with a cigarette in his mouth, "Yes, yes, how could there be such a thing? You are most likely deceived by a turtle from somewhere."

"No, no, there really is!" Kamenashi, on the side, was anxious and quickly defended, "I am the messenger of Ryugu Palace!"

"But then again, what are you guys doing in this place?" Gintoki curled his lips in disdain, "You even brought a suspicious-looking old turtle? Don't tell me you guys want to go to Ryugu Palace for summer vacation like us?"

"So didn't you say it all?" Kawaki replied, "It should be to send Master Roshi to his small island."

"There must be a limit to how much you want to joke," Gintoki waved his hand dismissively, "How is that possible?"

"No, boss," Sogo pointed at Master Roshi and explained, "This is the real Master Roshi. He just used the real Kamehameha."

"Huh?! Really?!" Gintoki twitched his eyes as he looked at the little old man on the speedboat with his hands behind his back.

"Then, I won't disturb you." Kawaki smiled and said, "The next time we meet, I will definitely say that I have become a Super Saiyan! Bye, Gintoki!"

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki raised his hand and shouted, "Pay a little attention to me, bastard! Why did Old Master Roshi come to our world?! Explain to me clearly!"

"It seems to be because Akira Toriyama-sensei accidentally knocked over the ink when he was drawing the original manuscript," Kawaki explained with his chin propped up, "So there was a space-time crack or something like that."

"How is that possible for that kind of thing to happen!" Gintoki cursed, "Why would a space-time crack appear when you just knock over the ink?! It's completely incomprehensible, bastard!"

"That's right," Kawaki replied with a smile, "To be honest, I don't really understand it, but it doesn't matter!"

"It doesn't matter?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Ah! It doesn't matter!" Kawaki said excitedly, "Master Roshi said that if we send him back, he will definitely teach us Kamehameha! Then, bye bye, Kagura-chan, Gintoki!"

With that, the small speedboat Kawaki was on sped off, leaving Gintoki and the others' raft far behind.

...

"Gin-chan," Kagura tugged at the corner of Gintoki's clothes and said with some disappointment, "I also want to learn Kamehameha."

"How could there be that kind of thing?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "I think they were tricked by that old turtle."

"But that old turtle is really exactly the same as Old Master Roshi, Gin-san." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "This is really bad, Gin-san. Something big is definitely going to happen to the production team, Gin-san. Maybe the fans of the Dragon Ball will complain, Gin-san."

"That idiot..." Gintoki gritted his teeth and muttered.

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki heard the sound of the engine coming closer and closer behind him. He subconsciously looked back and saw a huge yacht quickly approaching. The two people standing on the deck of the yacht seemed to be somewhat familiar...

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