Maybe a Fake Gintama

After half a minute, the men all made up their minds. Then, the men glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.

'Start!'

Then, the boys began to move the chopsticks in front of them, but at this time, Otae spoke...

"Actually, considering that today is a group date, I especially worked hard at home to make a few portions of egg dishes~," Otae said with a smile. Then she picked up several bento boxes from behind and placed them in front of all the men present.

Looking at Otae's warm smile and the egg dish in front of them that gave off a dark and ominous aura, all the men fell silent...

'Hey, what is the meaning of this?!' Gintoki looked at Otae, who was still smiling, with a head full of cold sweat.

'It must be that our plan has been discovered! Gin-san!' Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, 'Big Sis' expression is simply like saying, "If you don't choose me, eat all the eggs and die!" These kinds of words! What should we do, Gin-san!'

'I don't know!' Gintoki roared in his heart. Then, he looked at Otae, who was facing him and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of water, 'Is this woman's will to win so strong?!'

"Ara, what's wrong? Is it because the eggs I made are not to your liking? (If you don't make a choice quickly, all of you will die!)." Otae covered her mouth and smiled.

At this critical moment, Kawaki spoke again.

"That..." Kawaki propped up his chin and muttered to himself, "Actually, I'm not very familiar with using chopsticks. Can I call the waiter to change into a spoon?"

Then, Kawaki stood up and opened the door to the side. He stretched out his head and shouted at the corridor, "Hey, Miss Waitress, please change to a set of western tableware for me. Please."

'This guy wants to sneak away!' Gintoki finally understood, 'It's like in a classroom with broken air-conditioning in the summer. This guy wants to use the excuse of going to the toilet to sneak to the next classroom with air-conditioning!'

"In fact, I am also..." Gintoki scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly, "In fact, I have used western tableware since I was a child. I am not used to chopsticks at all."

As he spoke, Gintoki looked at Kawaki, "Kawaki, please help me get a set of tableware."

'You want to sneak away too?!' Kawaki stared at Gintoki with a face full of disbelief, 'You should stop before you go too far! Do you know how low the probability of two people who are not used to chopsticks appearing on a group date is?! It is even lower than the probability of both twins being shemales! Bastard!'

'Can't help it!' Gintoki stared into his eyes, 'Is there any other way to avoid this situation?! That woman can kill people!'

"The tableware you want is here." The waitress stood at the door and said with a smile. Then she put the tray in her hand at the door. Coincidentally, there were two sets of tableware on the tray.

'That's great! There are two sets!' Gintoki was secretly delighted.

"That," At this time, Otae looked at the waitress at the door with a smile, "I don't remember that we request this kind of thing. What do you think? Kawaki-san, Gin-san~."

Looking at the dangerous smile on Otae's face, Kawaki and Gintoki's mood at this time can only be described as a weeping dog.

Kawaki: That is... that is the same form as when the teacher rejected my request to go to the toilet on the grounds that there were only five minutes left before school ended! Hey! It's really bad! What should we do?

Gintoki: There is no other way! Either the fish dies, or the net splits!

Kawaki: Either the fish dies, or the net splits? What does that mean?

Before Kawaki could figure it out, Gintoki directly kicked Kawaki's arm and said, "Um, teacher, Kawaki-kun's arm seems to be broken suddenly. I'll send him to the infirmary."

'You bastard!' Kawaki looked at Gintoki hatefully, 'Is this what you mean by either the fish dies or the net splits?!'

"No, the class will be over in five minutes." Otae smiled again and said, "Bear with it for now. (Hurry up and make a choice for me, bastards! Otherwise, you can only live for five minutes!)."

'Hey!! It has no effect at all!' Kawaki stared at Gintoki with his teeth almost splitting, 'Your either the fish dies, or the net splits have no effect at all! Our net is too small! In contrast, she is a megalodon!!'

However, at this critical moment, Shige Shige looked at the burnt egg in front of him and was full of curiosity. He picked up a piece and put it in his mouth...And all this was not discovered until Shige Shige swallowed the egg into his stomach...

Looking at Shige Shige, who rolled his eyes and fell on the table, Gintoki and Shinpachi were petrified at this time.

"Shogun!" Gintoki and Shinpachi shouted at the same time.

"I..." Shige Shige lay on the table and muttered, "This... is considered... cooperation..."

After saying that, Shige Shige completely lost consciousness.

"Could it be..." Shinpachi was so moved that tears streamed down his face, "Could it be that the Shogun... the Shogun did this for us?!"

Gintoki showed a face of reluctance and then nodded, "Idiot! No one asked you to do this! Why did you do this for us?!"

As he spoke, Gintoki raised his head and raised his hand to Otae, "Um, teacher, Shogun is poisoned! He will die if he doesn't go to the hospital now! Please! Let us send him to the hospital!"

"Don't worry," Otae smiled again and said, "He's just taking a nap."

'This woman won't give me any chance at all!' Gintoki, Kawaki, and Shinpachi thought at the same time.

...

Everyone once again sat in their seats. However, half of the men had already died. One was Shige Shige, who had fallen on the table. The other half was Kawaki, who had a broken hand.

"Then let's continue," Otae smiled and continued, "The group date has just begun. What do you think?"

All the men lowered their heads, and no one spoke.

But then, everyone pointed their chopsticks at Otae in unison. At this time, Otae's expression finally softened.

However, Kawaki had two kunai stuck on his head, unlike other men.

"Hey, what do you mean by this?" Kawaki looked expressionlessly at Tsukuyo and the several kunai on the table in front of her.

"Hmph," Tsukuyo snorted disdainfully, pretending to be calm, "I'm not interested in participating in that kind of competition. I just don't like you."

"You better stop before you go too far!" Kawaki cursed, "By simply looking at me, you become unhappy is that what you mean? I'm the one who feels unhappy when I see you!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Tsukuyo threw two more kunai at Kawaki.

"What is the meaning of this? Do you want me to point my chopsticks at you?!" Kawaki pulled out the kunai on his head and cursed again. Then, he angrily turned his chopsticks back at Tsukuyo.

However, this time, Tsukuyo still threw two kunai at Kawaki.

"Are you finished?!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and cursed, "If I don't point at you, you stab me with the kunai; if I point at you, you still stabbed me with kunai. What do you want?! Are you saying you don't want me to use chopsticks?! Do you feel uncomfortable with me using chopsticks?!"

"So, didn't I say it already?" Tsukuyo gently puffed out a cloud of smoke, "I just simply don't like you."

"You..." Several veins popped up on Kawaki's face, and his veins kept twitching, "Bas..."

Before he could finish speaking, Tsukuyo threw out several more kunai.

Kawaki... fell to the ground...

The score between men and women was 0 to 2!

...

"Hey, this is bad, Gin-san." Shinpachi whispered, "We have already lost two people at the beginning of the group date."

"Shinpachi," Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi with a face full of cold sweat and whispered, "It's not the beginning... This group date is over..."

"Over? What do you mean? Don't say something that I don't understand..." Shinpachi was puzzled, but before he could finish speaking, Shinpachi saw Gintoki roll his eyes and fall on the table.

At this time, Shinpachi discovered that there was a kunai stuck in Gintoki's forehead.

Following that, Shinpachi heard several consecutive "Puchi" sounds. Shinpachi looked over and saw that all the men present, including Elizabeth, were like Gintoki. Their foreheads were stabbed with kunai, and they all fell on the table.

"What... what is going on?" Shinpachi muttered, but then Shinpachi felt that something was wrong with his forehead.

"This is..." Shinpachi pulled out the kunai on his forehead...

Shinpachi... fell to the ground.

The score between men and women was 0 to N, and the winner of this group date was... women!!

...

"How disappointing," Tsukuyo looked at the men in front of her and said disdainfully, "To measure women in that way. This ending is really cheap for you."

"You are right," Otae smiled and said, "What a dirty man. Thanks to Miss Tsukuyo, they should learn their lesson now."

"Although I don't agree with the two of you," Sacchan added, "If Gin-san can change his opinion of me a little because of this, I don't care."

Kyubei, who was at the side, looked at the men who did not know whether they were alive or dead. She revealed a shocked expression and muttered, "This... Is this the so-called group date? It's a dangerous "war"...a war that will shatter your bones if you don't pay attention..."

"You are right," Otae replied with a smile, "But this is a victory for us girls."

"Girls, huh..." Kyubei murmured and then chuckled, "That's right, it's the victory of us girls..."

Afterward, disregarding this group of men who had no idea of ​​their life and death, the girls ate and drank on their own to end such an unpleasant group date.

Group Date, Over!

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