Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Speaking of which, Toshi doesn't read Jump, so he doesn't understand," Kondo explained with his hands crossed, "Ichigo 100% was a harem romantic comedy manga that was serialized in Jump Comics. "

"Really? What are you talking about?" Toshiro asked again.

"The love and hate between a man and four women." Sogo summarized it in a simple and crude manner.

"What kind of manga is that..." Toshiro's face was full of black lines, but then he thought of something and changed his tone, "No way! Didn't the twelfth rule in the bureau stipulate that the people of the bureau are only allowed to read Magazine, and the rest were classified as illegal products?! In the end, you guys have been secretly reading banned books?!"

"Well, calm down, Toshi," Kondo advised, "This kind of thing doesn't matter, right?"

"That's right, Toshi, this kind of thing doesn't matter, right?" Sogo put on the same posture as Kondo and said in the same tone.

"Who are you calling Toshi!" Toshiro cursed, "Also, commit seppuku for me, you bastard! It was clearly stipulated that you can only read magazines, so why do you also read that kind of thing? I don't remember you having that kind of hobby!"

"How can you say that, Hijikata-san?" Sogo spread out his hands and made a helpless expression, "You must know that in order to resist you, I work super hard every day~."

"Why don't you use this effort on my work!" Toshiro said, trying to suppress his anger.

In the backyard of the Yagyu residence, Otae was locked in her room to practice calligraphy. This was also forced by Granny Otaki. Granny Otaki and three maids were guarding outside the door.

However, just after writing a few words, Otae heard the noise of Granny Otaki and Kyubei's father coming from outside the door.

"Koshinori-sama, you can't go in." Granny Otaki stood in front of the room and said with a serious face, "Men are not allowed here! Even if you are the leader, you can't go in! This is a sacred sanctuary for women only!"

"Granny, now is not the time for that! Get out of the way!" Koshinori frowned and said solemnly, "Otae, hurry up and call Otae out!"

"What? Do you want to find that girl again?" Granny Otaki's eyes were full of disgust, "You said you wanted to chase her out, and now you want to call her out. I have had enough! If she doesn't leave, then I will leave! Tell me clearly whether you want that woman or me!"

"Right, Right!" The three maids behind Granny Otaki echoed.

"Don't speak in that tone. It's really disgusting, you old hag!" Koshinori cursed with veins popping out on his face.

"With all due respect, Young Master can't control that woman at all." Granny Otaki finally became serious and reminded him with a serious face, "She is an incorrigible tomboy! She will bring disaster to the Yagyu family!"

"The disaster you mentioned has already happened," Koshinori clenched his fists and resisted the anger in his heart, "I don't know where that group came from; it's really annoying! Kyubei and the famous Four Devas were messing around in the house, flying everywhere and being beaten to pieces! Especially the dojo, it has already become ruins! "

Because of curiosity, Otae secretly opened the door and stretched out her little head, raising her ears to eavesdrop on the conversation.

"And there seems to be a guy who claimed to be Otae's younger brother among the guys who broke in. I don't know the situation at all, so I want to ask about it!" Koshinori continued.

"Her younger brother?" Granny Otaki made a frightened expression, "It's really terrible! Sure enough, that family has savage blood! "

"So scary~" The three maids behind Granny Otaki echoed.

However, at this moment, Otae could no longer bear it. She rushed over and kicked Granny Otaki and the maids.

"Get out of the way!"

After landing, Otae quickly got up and ran into the distance.

"That is..." Koshinori wiped his nosebleed and looked at Otae's back, which was getting farther and farther away, "Otae! Hey! Otae-chan!"

"Hey! Don't mess around!" Granny Otaki also shouted.

However, Otae did not hear it at all. Right now, Otae's entire mind was focused on Shinpachi and everyone from the mouth of Koshinori.

'Shin-chan, everyone...' Otae's heart was full of worry...

...

In the front yard of the Yagyu residence.

"I didn't expect that I would really lose." Kyubei murmured, then looked up at Kawaki, "You won, but... the game is not over. Our captain is not me."

"Captain? What is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"Hey, Gin-san, Kawaki-san did not listen to the rules as we expected," Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"Oh, that guy, he especially hates those long-winded rules." Gintoki picked his nose and replied casually.

"Isn't this too casual!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Why does it matter?" Sogo's face was full of disapproval, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, right? If you don't know who the captain is, can't you just kill them all? "

"Hey, this guy's sadist soul has also begun to burn," Shinpachi murmured expressionlessly.

"I really admire you." Kyubei chuckled, "I didn't expect that I would lose to such a guy one day. But... the outcome of this battle is not over yet. Our captain is not so easy to deal with. That is the strongest swordsman in the history of our Yagyu family..."

Before Kyubei could finish, Binbokusai's voice suddenly came from behind Kyubei.

"That... Kyubei," Binbokusai was naked and with a mosaic on his crotch; he pointed to the men's toilet not far away and said, "There is no paper in the men's toilet over there. Can you send me some? I have been waiting in the toilet for a long time, and no one has come."

Kyubei, "..."

"Binbokusai-sama! What the hell are you doing!" Tojo, who was buried in the ground, shouted, "You are our captain! How can you run around like that?"

Everyone: Jiiiiii~(Stare)

"Crap!" Tojo finally reacted, "It seems like I said something I shouldn't have said! I'm sorry, Young Master!"

"There's no other way," Binbokusai explained weakly, "After all, I have been waiting for a long time, but no one has come. Moreover... next time, we must check the paper reserves in the toilet all the time."

"Oya, the one walking naked in the yard is your captain..." Kondo looked at Binbokusai with a fierce face and made a gesture of eagerness to try.

"Is that your captain?" Kawaki pointed at Binbokusai, who was not far away and asked Kyubei.

Kyubei, "..."

"Hey, you," Kawaki took out a roll of paper from his bosom, "Throw the small plate on your head to me. I can give you the paper."

"This kind of despicable means..." Tojo cursed and then looked at Binbokusai, who was not far away, "Master! Don't be fooled! "

"Can you guys stop staring straight at others? It's embarrassing." Binbokusai covered his face and said.

"Don't worry. The mosaic that should be added has been properly added." Kawaki said.

"Huh? Really?" asked Binbokusai as he released his hand, "Do I have mosaics all over my face?"

"No, I mean down there."

"Isn't there no difference!" Binbokusai covered his face again, "The little brother over there, give me the toilet paper. I'll give you the plate."

"No!" Kyubei shouted, "Grandpa! Hold on a little longer!"

"Yes! Master! You must not admit defeat!" Tojo also shouted. Just as he finished speaking, Tojo felt a sense of incongruity in his abdomen, as if something was about to spurt out of his anus, "Not good! The eggs I ate this morning..."

Then, Tojo looked at Kawaki with a face full of sweat, "That... Can you please pull me out... That... there is a feeling of uneasiness in my stomach..."

"No need; you can solve it there." Kawaki had a refreshing smile on his face.

'This person... is a sadist! It can't be wrong! It's a super sadist! ' Tojo finally reacted, 'Not good! I can't hold it in anymore! That damned old hag! Didn't she say that she wanted to buy fresh eggs?!'

"Oh my, look at your painful expression~" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It really doesn't matter; wouldn't it be better to solve it directly? Alright, follow me, inhale, inhale, exhale. Inhale, inhale, exhale~."

"Do you think this is enough to make me, the head of the Yagyu Four Devas, admit defeat?! You underestimate me too much!" Tojo gritted his teeth and said.

"Ha, that's it," As he spoke, Kawaki squatted down and looked at Tojo with a smile on his face, "Hurry up and settle this here. Otherwise... I'll kill you."

I'll kill you; I'll kill you... These words kept echoing in Tojo's mind.

"Ah, he really is a sadist..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly. However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed that there was something wrong with Gintoki...

"Not good!" Suddenly, Gintoki covered his stomach and looked at Kawaki with a painful expression. He reached out his trembling hand, "Give me the paper! The red bean bread I ate in the morning seems to be expired..."

"Actually, I also suddenly..." Kondo also covered his stomach and stretched out his hand with a painful expression, "The banana I ate this morning doesn't seem fresh! Give me! Give me the paper!"

"Oh~ I suddenly thought of a fun game~" Looking at the pained faces of Gintoki and Kondo, as well as the black-faced Tojo, who was covered in a cold sweat, and Binbokusai, who was squatting on the ground. Kawaki stood up and said with a smile, "Then, at this time, we should use a game to decide the ownership of this roll of paper, don't you think? Sogo-kun?"

"I think it makes a lot of sense," Sogo, who came to Kawaki's side at some point, nodded in agreement, "After all, there is only one roll of paper, but there are four people who need it. In this situation, it is better to use the game to decide."

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