Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Are you here to attend the Demolition Conference?" Shinpachi scoffed expressionlessly.

...

"Hey, don't just stand there," Kawaki glanced at Shinpachi beside him and continued walking forward, "Hurry up and go in. I still have to go home to play the new game after finishing this."

Gintoki and Kagura also followed, but they also glanced at Shinpachi when passing by.

"Let me tell you in advance; I am not your companion." Toshiro said as he followed, "I just want to have a fight."

"He doesn't know how to speak, right? He looks like Vegeta, right?" Sogo reminded him in a low voice, "He will become your partner casually, so be careful."

Looking at the backs of Kawaki and the others, Shinpachi sniffed and said, "It... It doesn't matter if I am called a sis-con. I like my sister very much, and I don't want to be separated from her. If possible, I really want to be with her forever. However, if my sister has someone she likes, even if it is a suspicious man who has had no money for ten thousand years, a gorilla stalking maniac, mayonnaise control, a sadist, or an otaku, it doesn't matter. As long as my sister can be happy, I will also be ready to cry and send her away...

"But... I really can't watch my sister leave while crying! I really hope that my sister can smile!" Shinpachi's tears and snot gushed out together, "Really... Thank you..."

"Hurry up and catch up, kid..." Kawaki stopped and sighed, "Also, do you think I came here because of that kind of thing? Don't joke around! Hurry up and solve your problem and then go to class for that kid! Do you know how annoying that kid is because he doesn't have to go to the dojo today?"

"Parents nowadays are really working hard for their children's studies," Gintoki curled his lips and said casually, "He actually has to solve the teacher's family problem. It's really amazing."

"Haven't you seen the news yet?" Kawaki continued, "It is said that parents nowadays have crowdfunding to buy a house for teachers who have no house so that teachers can concentrate on teaching their children."

"Eh?! Is there such a thing?" Gintoki was shocked, "Is the teacher's treatment so good now? I was the class teacher of Team Z next door for three years. Why didn't the parents send me a house?"

"A teacher like you who misleads your student, the parents are kind enough not to maim you," Kawaki said casually.

"Gin-chan..." Kagura raised her head and looked at Gintoki, "If Big Sis really likes that shorty-aru? Then wouldn't we become the bad guys?"

"Aren't we already used to being bad guys? Each and every one of us likes to ruin other people's good deeds." Gintoki dug his nose with a face full of disapproval, "But, Shinpachi, remember this. We are not righteous companions or your sister's companions. We are..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he saw Kawaki leaning over to Kagura's ear and saying something. Gintoki took two steps forward and finally heard what he was saying.

"If Otae really likes that shorty, then there's no need to worry." Kawaki looked at Kagura and smiled, "As long as Gintoki casually performs a seppuku or something, the other party will definitely forgive us."

"Do you want to die?" Gintoki retorted expressionlessly, "Why didn't you perform seppuku!"

"Yorozuya's but that,"

"Master of Yorozuya, don't worry," said Sogo while pointing at Toshiro. "If you don't want to be alone, you still have Hijikata-san to accompany you,"

"Why do I have to do seppuku too?!" Toshiro retorted.

Shinpachi didn't say anything as he watched the crowd again stir up trouble.

"Although we can't be considered companions," Kondo patted Shinpachi on the shoulder, "However, the seven of us might be able to defeat the Yagyu family. Let's go, brother. Everyone is waiting for you to take the lead."

"Who are you calling, brother..." Shinpachi turned his head around and spoke with an expressionless face. However, he suddenly could not hold back his laughter and walked forward. He walked past everyone and stood in front of them, "Let's go!"

"Oh!" Kagura agreed.

The rest of them smiled without saying a word.

...

Inside Yagyu's residence.

The legendary Yagyu's Four Devas were sitting around and eating together.

"Have you heard?" said Kitaoji, "The girl that Young Master brought back is currently attending the bride training at the granny's place."

"What a pity," Minamito said with a chuckle as he looked at the wine glass in his hand, "It's only a matter of time before she runs away; I like her quite a lot."

But then, Minamito heard some kind of discordant sound. Minamito raised his head and saw that Kitaoji was squeezing the plastic bottle of ketchup into the fried rice, and without mercy, a whole bottle of ketchup was poured on the fried rice.

"Hey, Kitaoji, aren't you putting too much ketchup?" Minamito reminded.

"Don't you know? Ketchup goes well with any food," replied Kitaoji.

"That kind of thing is disgusting to look at." Minamito covered his mouth and said.

"Your face that looks like d*ck is disgusting to look at." Kitaoji retorted.

"What did you say?!" Minamito instantly exploded with anger and was about to flip out.

However, he was stopped by a baldy, who looked like a Taoist in a certain game and said, "Stop arguing, Minamito, Kitaoji. You're acting like a kid."

"I don't want people who eat children's meals to say that!" Minamito looked at Nishino, who was eating pudding with a small spoon, speechlessly.

"Shut up! d*ck-face!" Nishino retorted.

"What part?! What part looks like a d*ck?!!" Minamito retorted back.

"Stop arguing," Tojo, on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, "Don't argue when you eat, but isn't it good to get married? Seems three years on a martial arts training journey didn't change the Young Master....."

Before Tojo finished speaking, he suddenly heard a loud explosion. Then, the door of the dojo flew in and directly smashed Tojo on the head and smashed to the ground with him. It was unknown whether he was dead or alive.

"Kagura, although I said that it was more convenient to shoot directly," Kawaki's voice came from the door, "But a sliding door like this doesn't need to be so violent; just push it open."

"But this way of opening the door is more handsome, right?" Kagura blew at the smoke in the umbrella tip and then looked at Gintoki and Kawaki expectantly, "How is it? Did it feel like a police movie?!"

"No, not at all." Everyone shook their heads at the same time.

"How could this be..." Kagura pitifully wiped away her tears.

"Who are you people?!" Looking at the people who suddenly entered the dojo, Minamito was the first to speak.

"Hey, Gintoki," Kawaki whispered into Gintoki's ear, "This person looks like a d*ck face."

"Ah, that's true." Gintoki nodded after sizing up Minamito.

"Really? Where is it?" Kagura's curiosity was immediately aroused.

However, before Kagura could look at Minamito, Kawaki and Gintoki, who were at the side, quickly covered Kagura's eyes and said harshly, "No, that is enough to be included in the R18 bans!"

"You guys are really rude!" Minamito cursed, "Which part does it look like a d*ck?"

"All over." Other than Kagura, everyone else replied at the same time.

"It can't be..." After this attack, Minamito spat out a mouthful of blood and staggered as he fell to the ground.

"Minamito! Cheer up! You must hold on when hearing your real evaluation!" Nishino shouted as he hugged Minamito.

"You..." Minamito muttered. Then, he spat out another mouthful of blood and rolled his eyes.

"You guys... are too hateful!" Nishino stood up and suppressed his anger as he looked at Kawaki and the others.

"Shut up, pervert!" Kawaki scratched his ears and said impatiently, "Hurry up and get your leader to come out. We are not interested in perverts like you, who are wearing a hip-length kimono and eating a children's meal."

"Pe... pervert..." Nishino pointed at Kawaki, trembling, "What the hell are you talking about?! How can I look like a pervert!"

"A man with a thick body is actually wearing a hip-length kimono. If he is not a pervert, what is he?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "And he is still eating a children's meal at such an old age. He is definitely a pervert."

"Yes, yes!" The people at the side nodded in agreement.

"You bastards..." Nishino muttered, and the veins on his face kept twitching.

"Calm down, pervert," Kitaoji said.

"Even you..." This sentence was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Nishino spat out a mouthful of blood and slowly fell down.

Seeing this scene, Kawaki and the others revealed extremely treacherous smiles.

"There is still the last one," Gintoki whispered, "It seems that squatting in the corner is still useful, but the last one doesn't look easy to deal with."

"No, didn't I just hear that this is a ketchup control?" said Kawaki and looked at Toshiro, "This is for you! Beat his ketchup with your mayonnaise that you are proud of!"

"Stop joking! How on earth can you beat ketchup with mayonnaise?!" Toshiro shouted.

"Aiyaya, looks like Hijikata-san doesn't have much confidence~" Sogo curled the corners of his mouth and said, "It seems that our deputy chief Hijikata-san has admitted defeat~."

"Who admitted defeat!" Toshiro shouted, then turned to look at the Kitaoji. However, with just a glance, Toshiro felt that the man opposite him had a kind of potential that he also had.

Kitaoji was the same. With just a glance, he also felt that Toshiro had the same potential as himself.

"Just in time. Leave this man to me." Toshiro smiled, stretched his neck, and walked out. He then looked straight at Kitaoji.

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