Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Everyone...Sayonara..."

Looking at Otae's resolute figure after saying goodbye, everyone found it hard to let go.

"Hey, wait a minute..." Gintoki was about to say something but was suddenly interrupted by a roar.

Everyone turned around to take a look. Only then did they realize that Bubbles was charging toward them with a furious roar.

"Gintoki! Prepare to start the fire! Kagura-chan! Prepare the barbeque sauce!" As he shouted, Kawaki charged straight toward Bubbles.

However, Kawaki had only taken two steps when he was stopped by Kondo, "Stop! She is a Princess!"

"Let go of me!" Kawaki turned his head to look at Kondo, "I know she is called Princess. However, no matter how close you are to her, you should at least teach her a lesson, right? The sad atmosphere of separation that was created with great difficulty was ruined by her."

"I will teach her a lesson when we get home! But not now!" Kondo hurriedly shouted.

However, just as he finished shouting, he saw from the corner of his eye that Kagura had directly jumped up and kicked Bubbles over. Gintoki, who was at the side, had already set up a bonfire.

"What are you guys trying to do?! Stop right now!" Kondo was completely in a bad mood, "Stop right now! For the sake of Earth, please stop! I'm begging you!"

Kagura and Gintoki, who were busy working, immediately stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Kondo.

Kondo, who was sweating profusely from being stared at by everyone, finally chose to speak the truth. This was also something that could not be helped. If these people were allowed to mess around, perhaps the Planet Gorilla would declare war on Earth.

...

"Speaking of which, they really match each other." Kawaki nodded and commented seriously, "One is the Princess of the Planet Gorilla, and the other is a gorilla from Earth."

As he said that, Kawaki patted Kondo on the shoulder and smiled to congratulate him, "I wish you happiness. I believe that you will have a nest of healthy little apes."

Kondo lowered his head and did not reply.

At this time, Gintoki also walked over and whispered into Kondo's ear, "Why didn't you tell us that you have a girlfriend? Are you afraid that we will let you treat us?"

"Be sure to give birth to a lot of gorillas-aru!" Kagura sat on Bubbles' shoulder and patted her head.

"Uho." Bubbles blushed.

'Why do I feel that the Princess understands this sentence...' Kondo already had no desire to live.

"I say, you guys should stop before going too far. Don't tease Kondo-san anymore," Shinpachi sighed softly and showed a sympathetic expression, "No matter what, that is still a gorilla, right? Kondo-san must be in a very difficult situation."

Hearing this, Kondo was so moved that he covered his face and sobbed, "Shinpachi is still sensible and knows to sympathize with me. As expected of my brother."

"Hey, who are you calling brother?" Shinpachi scoffed, "You must give us an invitation to your wedding. We will definitely attend the wedding on time."

"Alright, Kagura, it's time to go." With that, Kawaki turned around and left.

"Barbeque-aru!" Kagura's eyes lit up, and she instantly jumped off Bubbles' shoulder and followed Kawaki.

Gintoki and Shinpachi also followed him.

Looking at the backs of the four people, Kondo muttered, "They actually didn't laugh at me..."

However, just as he finished speaking, Kondo heard the four people who had already walked far away start laughing loudly.

"Those guys..." Kondo clenched his fists and muttered with a black face.

...

"Ah, don't laugh." Kawaki coughed, "It's better not to laugh about this kind of thing. After all, he is also very pitiful."

"That's right," Shinpachi nodded, "Kondo-san is also sacrificing himself for the peace of Earth. We should be grateful to him, right?"

"That makes sense." Gintoki nodded with his hands crossed, "Sacrificing his own happiness in exchange for the safety of the Earth is a righteous cause!"

"Although I don't understand, I think he is very amazing-aru!" Kagura nodded and said seriously.

But then, the four looked at each other and burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha... But I really can't hold it in anymore... Hahahaha..."

"Hahaha... Me too."

"Me too, hahaha..."

"And me, hahaha..."

In the distance, Kondo heard their laughter and clenched his fists even tighter.

...

"Cough cough," Standing in front of the restaurant, Kawaki cleared his throat again and said, "Alright! To thank you, I'll treat you to a barbecue today!"

"Hurray!" Kagura and Shinpachi cheered.

Then, the four of them walked toward the barbecue shop.

However, just as they took two steps, Kawaki suddenly stopped. He held his forehead with one hand and said, "Wait a minute! Did we forget something? I feel like something has been washed away."

"Is your head an automatically flushing toilet?" Gintoki complained, "How is that possible? Everyone is already here. How can there be anything left behind?"

"No, wait a minute," Shinpachi muttered, holding his forehead, "I also feel that there are some important things that I have forgotten. Something very, very important... What is it?"

"Did you not wipe your butt-aru?" Kagura reminded.

"How is this possible!" Shinpachi shouted and then inadvertently glanced at the corner of the envelope revealed in his bosom, "Money... Baagen-Dazs..."

"I remember!!!!! Sister!!!! " Only then did Shinpachi recall, "I was careless. First, I was shocked by a gorilla, and then I was shocked by the matter of Kondo-san. I even forgot about my sister. Finally, I was tempted by Kawaki-san's barbecue. After a few things overlapped, I forgot about my sister!"

"What a good little brother. He actually forgot all about his big sister's life." Gintoki picked his nose and sneered.

"Didn't you all forget it too?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"No, that is not my sister." Gintoki waved his hand, "So what if I forget it?"

"No! I have to go back and bring my sister out!" With that, Shinpachi turned and left.

However, he had just taken two steps when he was splashed with cold water by Kagura's next words.

"Big Sis has been taken away by the eyepatch man," Kagura said aloud.

Hearing this, Shinpachi was stunned. After a long time, he slowly turned his head, "When did this happen?"

"It was when we were going to have an outdoor barbecue-aru," Kagura replied.

"Why didn't you mention such an important thing at that time?!" Shinpachi instantly rushed towards Kagura, grabbed Kagura by the collar, and glared at her with red eyes. He then roared with his teeth bared.

"Because Big Sis told me not to talk-aru," Kagura explained.

Then, Kagura recalled that time. When everyone was attracted by the gorilla, Otae turned around and left with Kyubei. Just when she wanted to remind everyone, Otae turned her head and made a gesture of silence to herself. However, at that time, Otae was still holding back her tears.

After hearing Kagura's explanation, Shinpachi lowered his head and said nothing, looking like he had lost his soul.

"That..." Kawaki seemed to want to say something to comfort Shinpachi, but he didn't know what to say just as he opened his mouth.

"Forget about the barbecue. I'm not in the mood today. But I still have to thank Kawaki-san." Shinpachi lowered his head and murmured. Then he turned around and slowly left.

Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura watched Shinpachi walk away. In the end, the three of them did not say anything.

"Alright! Leave Shinpachi's share to me-aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"You are too greedy!" Gintoki shouted, "Didn't we agree to share half of the meat."

Kawaki looked speechlessly at Gintoki and Kagura, who was making a ruckus because of the barbecue. He said expressionlessly, "Do you really have a conscience? Shinpachi must be very sad right now, right?"

...

In the barbecue shop.

"I'm full; I'm full." Gintoki had a toothpick in his mouth. He placed both of his hands on his stomach, which was as big as a pregnant woman on her due date, and had a satisfied expression on his face, "If only there were a Parfait for dessert after dinner."

"Burp~" Kagura burped and posed in the same position as Gintoki. However, her expression was completely different. Kagura said with a face full of pain, "No-aru. I feel like I'll spit it out if I take just one."

"A kid is a kid; the level is not good at all," Gintoki snorted in disdain, "Even if I eat ten more glasses, I wouldn't have spat them out."

"As expected of Gin-chan..." As she spoke, Kagura swayed as she stood up. To be precise, she tried several times before finally standing up, "I need to go to the toilet... Perhaps after I go there, I can eat ten glasses of Parfait..."

Looking at Kagura's swaying back and almost lost her balance several times on the way. Kawaki was speechless to the extreme.

...

"Nine glasses-aru? There is still one last cup..." Kagura reached out to the last cup of Parfait in front of her with trembling hands. However, in the end, Kagura still couldn't reach the last glass of Parfait and fell on the table, "As expected, I am still far from it..."

"I already said that your level is still too low," Gintoki glanced at the ten empty glasses in front of him and said casually. Then, he reached out his hand again to the glass in front of Kagura.

However, this time, Gintoki missed.

"What are you doing?!" Gintoki raised his head and shouted at Kawaki, who had just returned from paying the bill.

"No matter how much you like it, you can't eat so much." As he spoke, Kawaki sat down at the table opposite Gintoki, "You should also pay attention to your blood sugar. You might become a pot-bellied middle-aged man before you turn thirty."

"It's none of your business!" Gintoki shouted, "I've already made up my mind to eat the things I like and live for a short time!"

"I don't care." Kawaki waved his hand with a look of disapproval.

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