Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kawaki blushed and quickly turned around to whistle as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, Gintoki and Toshiro screamed.

In an instant, Kawaki hid behind Tsukuyo.

Tsukuyo, "..."

"That... I just think that occasionally, men should stand behind women and protect their backs!" Kawaki argued.

"Do you think I believe you?!" Tsukuyo retorted, "There is no such thing as that at all! Speaking of which, shouldn't men stand in front of women?!"

"Didn't you say that you have already abandoned your identity as a woman?!" Kawaki retorted.

"It's not the same thing at all!" Tsukuyo retorted, but then she sighed softly and continued, "Forget it; it's up to you. Hurry up. Otherwise, the last place will be us."

"Oh..." Kawaki replied weakly. He then hid behind Tsukuyo and followed her.

"How is it? Have we shaken them off?" Toshiro asked.

"Looks like we've shaken them off." Gintoki glanced around and replied with lingering fear.

"That's great... I didn't expect this kind of place..." Toshiro replied breathlessly. Then he stopped and leaned against a tree. He took out a cigarette from his bosom and lit it with trembling hands. He gently took a puff and sighed, "I really can't underestimate the forest."

However, just as he finished speaking, Toshiro found that there was something wrong with Gintoki's eyes. He saw Gintoki pointing at Toshiro's head with a trembling finger, unable to say a word.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Toshiro asked doubtfully, "What happened to my head?"

In the next second, Gintoki fell to the ground and... fainted!

"What is it, actually..." As he spoke, Toshiro looked up and saw a headless body wearing a combat uniform, holding a bloody head, the eyes of the head staring straight at him... And for some reason, Toshiro also heard the sound of "tick tick tick" like a clock.

'Is that... the countdown to my life?'

The cigarette in Toshiro's mouth fell down...

"AHHHH!!!" After shouting, Toshiro's eyes rolled, and he fell to the ground too!

However, this was not the end. The headless body slowly fell down, and the sound of "tick tick tick" became more and more intense.

In the end...

BOOM!!!!!

A loud explosion sounded, startling everyone in the forest.

Shinpachi, who was hiding not far from Gintoki and Toshiro, pushed his glasses and muttered, "Isn't it a little too much?"

...

Let's push the time backward for a minute. When he heard Toshiro's scream, Kawaki was so scared that he instantly hugged his head and squatted down. Tsukuyo, who was watching from the side, was extremely speechless.

"Can you be a little bit like a man?" Tsukuyo said with a look of disdain.

"I am just checking if there is something like a mine buried underground!" Kawaki raised his head and argued. After that, he pretended to flip over the soil on the ground.

"Do you think I believe you?" Tsukuyo retorted, "I've had enough of you. I don't care about you anymore. I will be going first. "

"No! Don't leave me alone!" Kawaki hurriedly shouted, "At least! At least let me grab the corner of your clothes!"

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on Tsukuyo's face... But in the end, Tsukuyo compromised. She stretched out her hand and said, "It doesn't matter if it's just the hem of my clothes, but... if you dare to grab somewhere else..."

Listening to Tsukuyo's slightly threatening tone.

Listening to Tsukuyo's slightly threatening tone, Kawaki swallowed his saliva and then retorted loudly, "How bad do you think I am! How could I do such a thing!"

"That's good..."

Just as Tsukuyo finished speaking, Kawaki instantly leaned forward and grabbed Tsukuyo's sleeve. At the same time, he constantly observed his surroundings.

"I'm not afraid. I'm just guarding the surroundings in case something like a gorilla suddenly appears." Kawaki continued.

As soon as he finished speaking, a huge explosion suddenly sounded. Kawaki was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes and instantly hugged Tsukuyo's arm.

After the explosion, Kawaki opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief. He said with lingering fear, "I was really scared to death..."

However, Kawaki did not realize that Tsukuyo's face was getting darker and darker.

"You... Didn't you say that you would only grab the corner of your clothes?!!!" Tsukuyo retorted, then raised her leg and kicked Kawaki away.

"That was just an emergency response!" Kawaki stood up and explained loudly. Then, he suddenly changed the topic and said, "Moreover, Tsukki, you actually like black lace..."

"Black lace? What are you talking about..." As she spoke, Tsukuyo finally reacted, "Where are your eyes looking!!"

As she spoke, Tsukuyo directly took out several kunai.

"Wait a minute! That was just accidental!" Kawaki hurriedly explained, "And this can't be blamed on me, right? Who told you to kick me while wearing a cheongsam! I didn't see it on purpose! Shouldn't it be your fault? ! "

"No, it's just that you have a pair of eyes! If you were blind, you wouldn't be able to see it at all!" As she spoke, Tsukuyo directly threw out the kunai in her hand.

Kawaki... fell to the ground!

"In this way, we can be a little faster." As she spoke, Tsukuyo dragged Kawaki, who had fainted, and walked straight into the distance...

Shinpachi, who was hiding in the dark, was speechless after witnessing all of this.

"Kawaki-san is too stupid..." Shinpachi sighed softly and stretched his neck, "However, the task that was given to me has been completed. I can have good sleep now..."

Just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi felt a chill down his back.

Shinpachi turned his head mechanically and saw a translucent body wearing ancient armor. It was holding a translucent head and stood behind him.

Shinpachi... fell to the ground!

"Seriously, it wasn't easy for someone to come and play with me. How did they all pass out?" The head sighed and said, "Forget it, I already have a good time..."

After saying that, the translucent ghost gradually dissipated.

At the same time, if someone were here, they would definitely discover that the grass was filled with fainted Shinsengumi members and Hyakka members...

...

Early morning.

Toshiro gasped for breath and opened his eyes. He looked at the tent above his head and sighed, "I see. So it was a dream. I haven't had such a nightmare in a long time."

At the same time, Gintoki, who was on the side, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the tent above his head. He sighed and said, "It was a nightmare."

Then, Kawaki suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the top of the tent above his head. He said with a lingering fear, "So it was a dream..."

Next was Shinpachi...

But then, the four people sat up at the same time and looked at the rest of the people expressionlessly.

Kawaki, Gintoki, Toshiro, and Shinpachi, "Why are you here?"

Then, Tsukuyo and Kondo walked into the tent.

"Yo, you guys are awake," Kondo said with his hands crossed.

"Kondo-san, why are they in my tent?" Toshiro asked doubtfully.

"About this..." Kondo explained, "I'm not too sure about this. Yesterday, apart from Yorozuya's little girl, Sogo, and this beautiful woman, all of them passed out in the courage test."

"Eh?" Just as Toshiro was about to say something, he suddenly felt a burst of pain in his head, "No, my head hurts too much. What a terrible dream."

"Are you the same?" Gintoki hugged his head and said, "I also have a headache. It seems that I have a terrible nightmare. But I can't remember it clearly. The ghost fire, skeleton, and the ghost holding a head..."

"You too?" Kondo was shocked, "I seem to see a translucent ghost holding a head in my dream!"

"In fact, I am also..." Shinpachi rubbed his temples and said.

"Are you all?" Kawaki rubbed his head, "I seem to have seen the black lace panties in my dream... No, no, no, when I think about it, my head hurts so much that I can't stand it..."

Everyone looked at the pain on Kawaki's head, speechless.

The things you dream of were a bit different!! Everyone silently cursed in their hearts.

...

The neatly dressed crowd once again began the hunt for a beetle.

"Hey, Kondo-san, something is wrong with this forest..." Toshiro said to Kondo, "I think we should leave as soon as possible...".

"Don't be silly. We haven't found Shogun's Rurimaru yet." Kondo replied, "Alright, everyone will use honey tactics today!".

However, just as he finished speaking, a female voice came.

"Ah! Kawaki-sama! Look! There is a golden beetle on the tree over there!" A Hyakka member pointed to a tree in the distance.

"Eh? How could there be such a thing?" Kawaki sighed and said, "It's just a golden fly."

"Right," Gintoki nodded, then glanced at Kawaki and said, "Things like that are often gathered near the sh*t. No matter in nature or human society, no one with such a gorgeous appearance is a good thing."

"Hey, why are you talking to me?" Kawaki said expressionlessly.

"Huh? Really?" Gintoki said in a weird tone, "I didn't say anything!"

"I'll kill you!"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the Hyakka members all took out their kunai.

Gintoki hurriedly shouted, "Wait, what are you guys trying to do?"

"Who are you calling a sh*t!" Tsukuyo was the first to throw out the kunai, and then the Hyakka members also threw it out.

"Hey, do you also think I am a fly?" Kawaki scolded, but just as he finished speaking, Kawaki found that a kunai missed and coincidentally hit the golden beetle on the tree.

Seeing all this, Toshiro and Kondo's mouths opened into an O-shape, and it took a few seconds for them to react. In an instant, they rushed over, grabbed Kawaki's collar, and shouted, "What are you doing?! That's Shogun's pet! Shogun!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Kawaki casually broke free from their hands.

"I said that the golden beetle that your subordinate stabbed with kunai was Shogun's pet! It's Rurimaru!" Toshiro gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Huh? What nonsense are you saying?" Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "A golden beetle? How could there be such a thing?"

"Open your eyes wide and have a good look!" Toshiro cursed.

"Your face is too close," Kawaki said disdainfully. Then he looked at the Hyakka members who were wreaking havoc on Gintoki and said, "Just teach him a little lesson. Let's stop here for today. Let's go back."

As he spoke, Kawaki turned around and prepared to leave.

However, Toshiro did not give him the chance to do so. He instantly placed his hand on Kawaki's shoulder, "Wait a minute, did you just hear clearly? What should we do? That is related to the lives of all the members of our Shinsengumi~."

"I don't even know what you are talking about." Kawaki was a little speechless, "Besides, the Shogun is actually addicted to a beetle? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child? There must be a limit to how to scare people, right?"

"There's no other way! Shogun likes that kind of thing!" Toshiro angrily said, "Do you think I like to come to this kind of place?! Isn't it all because of that uncle's order?!"

"That uncle?"

"It's the uncle who played the assassination game with us last time," Sogo explained, "But boss, you really gave us a problem this time. Well, Kondo-san, is it too late to resign now?"

"Do you want to escape?!" Toshiro scolded.

"Well, although I don't know what's going on with you guys, why don't you use this to deal with that uncle?" As he spoke, Kawaki took out a stack of coupons from his bosom and placed them in Toshiro's hand, "Yoshiwara's 50% discount coupons! With this, that uncle will definitely be satisfied, right?"

After saying that, Kawaki and Tsukuyo turned around and left with the Hyakka members. Seeing this, Kagura and Shinpachi also dragged the half-dead Gintoki and followed.

"If it's this, maybe that uncle will really be satisfied." Sogo looked at the coupon in Toshiro's hand and muttered.

...

"Hey, how come I didn't know that Yoshiwara had a 50% discount coupon?" Tsukuyo asked Kawaki who was at the side.

"It never did," Kawaki said matter-of-factly.

"Then that was..." Shinpachi muttered.

"Double the price in advance, and give a 50% discount on this basis." Kawaki replied, "It's the so-called discount fraud."

"Is there such an operation?!" Shinpachi was shocked.

"Of course, Yoshiwara's women are also very hard working. How can I bear to reduce their income?" Kawaki casually replied.

...

"Thank you for your hard work for the golden beetle, everyone!" Matsudaira sitting on the chair with his legs crossed, asks, "By the way, have you found it, Toshiro?"

"Ah..." Toshiro said with a smile, "Although we haven't found it, I have found something else that can replace it."

"Oh?"

"This is it." As he spoke, Toshiro placed a stack of coupons that Kawaki had given him in Matsudaira's hands.

"50% discount coupons for Yoshiwara's shop?" Matsudaira looked at Toshiro in surprise, "What do you want the Shogun to learn? Commit seppuku!"

"Wait, Katakuriko!" The Shogun then asked, "Can I have a look at that? I heard from a friend that Yoshiwara has become a little different now..."

"Different? What do you mean?" Matsudaira asked, looking at then Shogun behind him, "Also, when did you have a friend? Do I know him?"

"Shogun, I'm really sorry..." Toshiro quickly bent down.

"It doesn't matter. The one who should be apologizing should be me. I actually made Shinsengumi take action for that kind of thing." Shige Shige said with a smile, then looked at Matsudaira again, "Can you take me to Yoshiwara next time? I really want to see it."

"Eh? Didn't we agree to take you to the bar I often go to next time? That kind of place..."

"No, I will go to Yoshiwara next time." Shige Shige interrupted Matsudaira with a smile.

"Then... alright." Matsudaira could only reply this way.

"I'm really looking forward to it..." Shige Shige said with some emotion.

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