Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You are..." Kawaki murmured, and then he looked at the ID photos in his hand again, "You are Shinsengumi's virgin!"

"No, not virgin, it's Yamazaki Sagaru! Yamazaki!" Yamazaki replied.

"Eh? Aren't you virgin?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"I can't say no, but my name is not virgin," Yamazaki explained weakly.

"Huh? Your voice is too soft," Kawaki replied, "I can't hear what you're talking about at all. Are you virgin? Can you be a little louder?"

"Yes..." Yamazaki replied softly.

"I still didn't hear it clearly." Kawaki sighed softly, "As expected, it was still too quiet."

"I already said yes!" Yamazaki finally couldn't help but shout, "How many times do you want me to say it? You bastard!"

"Oh my, then this matter has been figured out." Kawaki nodded and then frowned slightly, "There is another question. Please answer it loudly. That is, why did Shinsengumi's people come to Yoshiwara and pretend to be Hyakka? I am a little curious, Virgin-kun."

"Ah, this..." Yamazaki began to twist, "It's very troublesome to summarize, but I also selectively forgot the details..."

"Could it be!" Kawaki instantly reacted and looked at Yamazaki sympathetically, "Is it because Shinsengumi's salary is too low, so you change jobs to Yoshiwara? I understand. After all, you must have been squeezed out of your salary by that mayonnaise demon squeezing wages, right? It doesn't matter! Since you have come to Hyakka, do your best! I will ask Tsukuyo to increase your salary!"

"It's not like this at first glance!" A Hyakka member retorted, "You must be a spy at first glance!"

"Spy?" Kawaki shook his head, "No matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a spy at all. He doesn't have any sense of existence at all."

"It's most suitable to be a spy when you don't have any sense of existence!" Another Hyakka member retorted.

"What you said makes sense, but if he doesn't admit it, don't make wild guesses. I won't agree with this kind of arbitrary action!" Kawaki nodded and then looked at Yamazaki with a smile, "Then, do you think you want to jump ship or be a spy?"

"That..." Yamazaki swallowed his saliva and then revealed a forced smile, "That, I really want to jump ship!"

"See?" Kawaki looked at the group of Hyakka members, "He admits that he has changed jobs, so don't randomly guess others. So what if they are former members of Shinsengumi? We can't look at others with colored glasses! Do you understand?!"

"Understand!" xn

"That's right, but there is still a little trouble," Kawaki said with a little embarrassment on his face, and looked at Yamazaki again, "You... are a man, aren't you? But Hyakka's aim is only to recruit girls... so..."

"So I was fired?" Yamazaki was surprised.

"That might be the case, but..." Kawaki reached out to help Yamazaki up and patted his shoulder, "You touched me! I've decided to give you a chance!"

"A chance?" Yamazaki was puzzled.

"That's right. It's a chance!" Kawaki said as he looked at a Hyakka member, "Take him to a doctor and remodel his body a little."

"Wait a minute!" Yamazaki shouted hurriedly, "Remodeling the body? What do you mean? What remodel?"

"Of course, it's gender modification. What else can it be?" Kawaki replied matter-of-factly, "After all, Hyakka's rules can not be broken. Of course, don't worry. This doctor's standard is still very high. I guarantee that you will be able to get out of bed and move normally the next day after the surgery!"

"Wait!" Yamazaki hurriedly stopped, "That... I mean, what if, what if I am a spy?"

"That would be a headache," Kawaki propped up his chin and muttered. Then, he suddenly thought of something, "You... should have carried out a mission with Hyakka, right? The fate of those men who tried to disturb Yoshiwara's order and cause trouble will be the fate of those spies. But don't worry, didn't you just admit that you are not a spy?"

"Is there a third choice..." Yamazaki asked weakly, "Is it the kind of choice that dismissed me because my trial period is not qualified?"

"No, you performed very well. I am very satisfied." Tsukuyo said as she stepped into Kawaki's room with a kiseru in her mouth.

"What about... the fourth choice?" Yamazaki swallowed his saliva and continued, "I just feel that my ability is not enough for Hyakka's job, so I want to resign..."

"No, I think your ability is completely qualified for Hyakka's job," Tsukuyo said.

"That... that, that..." Yamazaki was searching for all possible excuses, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with anything.

"I got it," Tsukuyo suddenly thought of something, "Do you think that Hyakka's treatment is a little too low? Can't compare to Shinsengumi's treatment?"

Yamazaki, who was worried that he could not find an excuse, heard this and hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"Then tell me about those on the ground that makes you feel that the treatment is not good. You can bring it up," Tsukuyo continued, "The treatment problem is not a problem."

"That is..." Yamazaki began to think hard, but even if he racked his brains, he could not find the problem in Hyakka's treatment. In any aspect, it was much better than Shinsengumi.

"Tsukki, don't force him," Kawaki spoke up to help Yamazaki out.

'Boss! Are you going to speak up for me?' Hearing this, Yamazaki was moved and did not know what to do, 'I will definitely thank you with my whole life! Boss!'

"He is just shy and modest. Aren't all newcomers who just entered the workplace like this?" Kawaki said matter-of-factly. Then, he turned his head and gave Yamazaki an encouraging look, "Come on, Virgin!"

In an instant, Yamazaki was like a deflated balloon.

"So that's how it is," Tsukuyo nodded and then looked at the group of Hyakka members, "Hurry up and take the new members to have an operation! After the operation, she will be an official member of Hyakka!"

"Yes!"

After responding, the two Hyakka members grabbed Yamazaki's arms and prepared to go out.

However, at this critical moment of deciding whether to squat or stand to urinate in the future, Yamazaki finally spoke.

"That... I confess; I confess everything! Can you let me go?"

"Is that so?" Tsukuyo said indifferently, but Yamazaki could tell from Tsukuyo's eyes that she wanted to kill him.

But now that things had come to this, in order to protect his [Beep—], he could only take a gamble!

"Hey... Actually, this is what happened..."

...

[Deputy Chief, that boss doesn't seem to be a man that I can figure out. In front of him, I always feel like I can't grasp the key point. It was unclear whether he was loved or hated, perhaps both loved and hated at the same time.]

[Obviously, he will bring trouble to the people around him, but people will gather to him unconsciously. Just like the sun? No, it's not accurate to say the sun. How do I say it, I actually don't know. But I can feel that the smiles of those women when facing him come from the bottom of their hearts.]

[Ah? You said that you are not asking about this? Jouishishi? I don't know about this, but... that person definitely didn't think about such trivial matters. Moreover, that boss personally admitted that he was not Jouishishi. This kind of casual speculation is not good, this is also something I personally experienced. In the end, I think that person just wants to see the smiles of those women. --- Yamazaki Sagaru.]

After reading the report submitted by Yamazaki, Toshiro was stunned for a full minute before he finally could not help but throw the report on the table and scold, "Are you writing a composition?"

However, just as he finished cursing, Toshiro saw a few words on the back of the report.

[PS: Can the injury I received this time be considered a work injury? ]

"I'm already kind enough not to let you do a seppuku!" Toshiro scolded.

At this time, Yamazaki, who was wrapped in bandages like a mummy, was lying on the hospital bed in Edo. He wanted to cry but had no tears. This was the result of Kawaki pleading for mercy. At least, his limbs, no, his five limbs were not missing.

This was already a blessing...

...

Yoshiwara.

Kawaki and Tsukuyo were sitting on the roof, basking in the sun.

"I didn't expect to be infiltrated," Kawaki teased Tsukuyo, who was standing to the side, "And it's in the Hyakka that someone is most proud of~ Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk~"

"Shut up!" Tsukuyo scolded, "And who do you think to blame! Who was it that attracted Shinsengumi's gaze!"

"Ahahaha, that makes sense." Kawaki rubbed the back of his head and smiled, "But don't worry, those guys aren't bad."

"Have you ever seen people accurately?" Tsukuyo asked in disbelief, "Also, did you lie today? "I have never been a Jouishishi." if your comrades who fought with you knew about it, they would definitely feel disappointed, right?"

"No, I didn't lie," Kawaki replied casually, "Indeed, I have participated in wars before, but I have never admitted that I am Jouishishi. Also, my purpose in participating in wars has never been to change this country. That kind of high-end goal doesn't match up to people like me at all."

"Then why?" Tsukuyo asked curiously.

"You're right. What exactly is it for?" Kawaki supported his chin and asked.

"Are you dementia?"

"I forgot," Kawaki raised his head and smiled. "Maybe it's really dementia, but forgetting is forgetting."

"Do you think I'm a child who doesn't understand anything?" Tsukuyo said while roling his eye.

"You're right. At that time, we were actually like children who didn't understand anything." Kawaki followed Tsukuyo's words, then stood up and stretched, "Well, it's game time, so I won't accompany you to bask in the sun."

"What a strange man." Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki's back and chuckled.

(Yamazaki lurked in Yoshiwara, finished!)

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