Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Alright, that's it for today! Dismissed!"

After being dragged around by Tsukuyo to patrol the area, Kawaki lazily announced.

"Dismiss your head! Hyakka's work has only just begun!" Tsukuyo cursed.

"It's up to you. I have to go back first." Kawaki yawned and said lazily, "Go back to sleep first."

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and left. However, he suddenly stopped after taking two steps. He turned around and smiled at the group of Hyakka members, "Work hard."

"Oh!" The group of Hyakka members replied.

This kind of aura that seemed to have been injected with chicken blood really gave Yamazaki, who was on the team, a fright.

...

"Really. Every day is like this. I'm almost annoyed to death." Kawaki complained, "I also want to sleep until I wake up naturally."

Every morning, at nine o'clock, Kawaki would be called up by Tsukuyo. Then, he would be dragged to inspect Yoshiwara. He would then shout two sentences to the courtesan. "Come on". After around ten o'clock, Kawaki would be released by Tsukuyo.

Every time this happened, Kawaki would eat something in the Oden shop downstairs. After eating, he would go upstairs to sleep or play games.

By the way, this Oden shop was also proposed by Kawaki. The owner of the Oden shop was a homeless girl who was unwilling to accept guests.

"Don't say that, Kawaki-sama. Lady Tsukuyo is also doing this for Yoshiwara." The lady boss carried a bowl of Oden and placed it beside Kawaki.

"Lady boss, you are still as energetic as ever today." Kawaki looked at the plump chest exposed by the lady boss when bending down and said seriously.

"You are joking again, Kawaki-sama." The lady boss didn't care and replied with a chuckle.

"No, no, it's really super energetic. This must be G!" Kawaki carefully sized it up and replied seriously.

"No, I have a full H!" The lady boss puffed out her chest and replied proudly.

"H!" Kawaki had just picked up the teacup and took a sip. When he heard this, he immediately spat it out. Then, he let out a sigh and said, "My niece is already fourteen years old, and the result is still like a cliff. I'm worried that she will still be like this when she grows up."

"A young woman is very different from the little girl she once was. Kawaki-sama doesn't have to worry too much about it." The lady boss replied with a smile.

"What if she can't get married in the future? Her personality is already extremely bad and with that mediocre figure... she might even be able to inherit that baldy bald head..." At this point, Kawaki suddenly stood up, "No! I must transform Kagura-chan into a new one! Even if her personality can't be changed, at least make up for the missing nutrients!"

Just as Kawaki was worrying about Kagura's future with a solemn expression, Kagura had already rushed in front of Kawaki.

"Hit!" Kagura jumped up and kicked Kawaki.

"Speak of the devil." Kawaki rubbed his head and stood up. He turned to look at Kagura, "What's wrong? Why are you free to come to Little Uncle today?"

"Who are you calling a cliff?" Kagura cursed, "I heard from the entrance-aru!"

Then.

Kagura directly sat in the seat where Kawaki was sitting. She picked up the Oden that Kawaki hadn't had time to eat and started to eat.

"Isn't it obvious at a glance?" Kawaki muttered, then his eyes unconsciously glanced at a certain part of the lady boss, and then compared it with Kagura beside him, "Sure enough, it still needs to be supplemented."

"Supplemented your head!" Kagura retorted, then pointed to the lady boss and shouted, "In two more years, I will definitely become more majestic than this-aru!"

"This is more difficult..." Kawaki waved his hand and replied, "By the way, what happened to that naturally wavy hair? It should be quite miserable, right?"

Yamazaki, who was hiding not far away and eavesdropping heard this. He could not help but prick up his ears, 'Quite miserable? What's going on? Is it because of that incident?' Yamazaki thought in his heart.

"Big Sis is still very well-behaved in her attacks. It's just that his ribs are broken-aru." Kagura replied as she ate, "Gin-chan is still recuperating at Big Sis's place."

'Big Sis? Is she referring to Shinpachi-kun's big sister? But why...' Yamazaki was secretly puzzled.

"That's simply not having a sense of propriety at all..." Kawaki replied with a head full of black lines. Then, Kawaki recalled the horror of him and Gintoki being dominated by Tsukuyo and Otae a few days ago. He couldn't help but shudder, "We nearly die! Isn't it just that they weren't allowed to appear? Is there a need to be so ruthless? If they have the ability, go directly to the lousy authors and tell them about this!"

"Ah, about this, Big Sis is currently researching a device that can shuttle through dimensions-aru. However, I don't quite understand it-aru," Kagura replied casually.

"Does she really want to do this..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly. Then, he sighed and looked at Kagura, "What about you? Why are you here at this time?"

After eating the Oden, Kagura stretched out her hands and said, "My pocket money-aru."

"My pocket money?" Kawaki replied with a black face, "If I remember correctly, I just gave it to you yesterday. Did I lose my memory?"

Kagura remained unmoved and continued to stare at Kawaki with her big watery eyes.

Finally, Kawaki was defeated. He reached into his pocket and fumbled for his wallet, "I'll only give you one. The portion for this month is gone. We'll talk about it next month..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kagura took the wallet that Kawaki had just taken out from his pocket and ran away with a cheer, leaving Kawaki who had not reacted in place.

"Hey! You can only take one!" Kawaki chased after Kagura and shouted, "Little uncle still has to go buy a game!"

"Little uncle should also graduate from game-aru!" Kagura shouted without looking back.

Of course, in the end, Kawaki still found his wallet. Of course, it was just a wallet, the money inside had already been secretly transferred away by Kagura.

"Forget it." Kawaki sighed softly and put away his wallet. He looked at Kagura who was running further and further away and laughed softly.

Kagura was going to play with Princess Soyo today. Kawaki had already investigated this matter thoroughly. It was understandable for a child to play with some pocket money. Moreover, it was not like he did not hide his private money.

...

Not far away, Yamazaki was hiding in the dark and secretly observing.

"They look like a normal uncle and niece. I wonder why the deputy chief asked me to investigate." Yamazaki sighed and said to himself, "It must be because the Boss and Captain Okita together last time made the deputy chief still angry. So, this is... a personal grudge?"

Just as Yamazaki was thinking about it, a hand patted Yamazaki on the shoulder, which directly gave Yamazaki a fright.

"Hey, newcomer, what are you doing?" Hyakka asked in confusion.

"Ah, nothing at all." Yamazaki turned around and explained in a flurry.

"Nothing..." This Hyakka member obviously did not believe him. Then, she followed Yamazaki's line of sight and looked over...

'Could it be that I was exposed?' Yamazaki's face was covered in sweat.

"Isn't that Kawaki-sama" This Hyakka member replied, then looked at Yamazaki again, "Newbie, you..."

"It's all deputy chief's orders! I personally don't want to come at all!" Yamazaki quickly knelt down and bowed his head.

"Deputy chief's order? What is that?" This Hyakka member wondered, and then helped Yamazaki, "I'm not talking about that. It's just that... aren't you too cunning? You actually sneaked and take a peek all by yourself. Remember to bring us along next time!"

"???"

After ignoring Yamazaki's confusion, this Hyakka member secretly glances at Kawaki's location. This Hyakka member's face flushed red, "Very handsome, right? That smile."

"Ah, yes." Yamazaki quickly replied. However, he heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, 'It seems that it has not been exposed.'

"But why does everyone like Kawaki-san... sama so much?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully.

"That is because..." This Hyakka member hesitated, "Forget it, you will understand one day. Hurry up and patrol, or else the chief will be angry."

After saying that, this Hyakka member turned around and left. Yamazaki also quickly chased after her, but his heart was still full of doubts.

...

Hyakka usually worked at night. During the day, they only patrolled for symbolic purposes, and at night, the real Hyakka would bloom.

Looking at the decisive and vicious skills that the members of Hyakka displayed in front of the men who tried to disrupt Yoshiwara's rules and cause trouble, Yamazaki was shocked.

'If I am discovered, I will definitely be dealt with!'

Yamazaki thought with cold sweat all over his face.

"What's wrong? Are you a little uncomfortable facing such a bloody scene for the first time?" A Hyakka member, who was next to Yamazaki, asked with concern.

"Yes, a little bit." The corners of Yamazaki's mouth twitched as he replied, but he was roaring in his heart, 'It is not a little bit! Even the bureau does not have such a method to deal with criminals! If the chief says cut, then the third leg will be cut. It has become a restricted work!'

"It doesn't matter. You will get used to it slowly." A Hyakka member comforted her, "And there are only a few men who dare to cause trouble in Yoshiwara."

"Yes, yes." Yamazaki replied, but he was still roaring in his heart, 'Impossible! How can I get used to it? Will I have nightmares every night? I won't get used to it! '

Looking at the mosaic in the blood on the ground, Yamazaki couldn't help but turn around and vomit.

"Spit it out. You'll get used to it after vomiting." A Hyakka member patted Yamazaki on the back.

"Thank you..." After vomiting, Yamazaki turned his head and said gratefully. However, when he just finished speaking, he saw the mosaic again and couldn't help but vomit again. Σ_(´ཀ`」 ∠) Blergh...

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