Maybe a Fake Gintama

'Sigh, this is the first time I've come to a place like this. I'm really quite nervous.' Yamazaki thought to himself, 'Especially the security uncle at the entrance. His eyes are too fierce! He really scared me out of my wits.'

"Hey, newcomer, don't be stunned there. Hurry up and catch up." A Hyakka member looked at Yamazaki who was standing behind her and looking around... No, it should be Takuko looking around.

"Yes~"

Wearing a pink kimono, a double ponytail wig, thick powder on his face, and bright red lipstick on his lips, it was exactly what Yamazaki was wearing at this time.

'Alright, the readers are not mistaken. I am Yamazaki Sagaru. At this time, I'm disguised as Yamazaki Takuko and lurking in Yoshiwara. The purpose is to secretly investigate the relationship between Kawaki-san and Jouishishi.'

"Takuko... Can I call you that?" A Hyakka member asked.

"Ah, you can." Yamazaki squeezed his throat and replied, with a... girl's sweet smile.

"Don't look around, hurry up. The chief's time is very tight," Another Hyakka member replied, "You only have one chance. The interview for Hyakka's member is very strict."

As she spoke, the Hyakka member turned around and left. Seeing this, Yamazaki hurriedly followed her.

"Ah, I heard that Hyakka was created to protect those defenseless girls," Yamazaki replied with a smile.

"So that's how it is."

...

"This is the place. Hurry up and enter." When they arrived in front of a house, a Hyakka member opened the door and said to Yamazaki, "The chief is here. You have to work hard for the interview."

"Yes, thank you," Yamazaki replied and walked straight in.

'I didn't expect to sneak into Yoshiwara so easily. I wonder if it is a blessing or a curse...'

Just as Yamazaki was lost in his thoughts, Tsukuyo's voice rang out.

"Hey, don't let your imagination run wild. Come here quickly." Tsukuyo sat in front of a table with a kiseru in her mouth. She shouted at Yamazaki unhappily.

"Yes!" Hearing this, Yamazaki quickly walked in front of Tsukuyo, bent down, and shouted, "I am Yamazaki Takuko! I am here to apply to be a member of Yoshiwara's Self-Defense Force, Hyakka."

"I know. Sit down first. Have you brought your resume?" Tsukuyo asked.

"Yes, I brought it," Yamazaki quickly said and took out a stack of A4 paper from his bosom. Putting everything aside, Yamazaki was well prepared.

After taking the resumes from Yamazaki, Tsukuyo carefully glanced at them and then raised her head, "Yamazaki Takuko, right?"

"Yes!"

"This resume doesn't show anything, I'd better ask directly. Did you..." As she spoke, Tsukuyo's eyes emitted a fierce light.

'What's with that look in your eyes? It's scary! It's so scary! Could it be that you can tell that I'm a spy' At this time, Yamazaki was sweating profusely.

"Did you apply for a job because of a certain man from Yoshihara? Tell me the truth!" Tsukuyo spat out the second half of her sentence.

In fact, it was not Tsukuyo's fault. Although Kawaki rarely went out, he would always attract bees and butterflies every time he went out.

As a matter of fact, the recruitment notice had just been posted, and there were already dozens of superficial women who were convinced by Kawaki's face and wanted to enter Hyakka to have close contact with Kawaki, but without a doubt, they were all eliminated by Tsukuyo.

"Ah?" Yamazaki asked suspiciously, but then shook his head quickly, "No, I just heard that Hyakka was created to protect the defenseless girls so I participate in Hyakka's recruitment."

"Ah, so that's how it is," Tsukuyo replied casually. However, her eyes were fixed on Yamazaki. Her face was full of disbelief. Then, Tsukuyo sighed heavily, "I advise you not to have any fantasies about that kind of man. That kind of man who looks useless will only be a woman's nightmare."

"Uh... What are you talking about?" Yamazaki was a little confused.

"I say, even if you pretend to be like this, it's useless," Tsukuyo replied, "Today, you are already the seventy-eighth. Hyakka's job is not a joke. To come here for that kind of man, really... quickly go back."

"I don't even know what you are talking about! What man? I don't know at all!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Really?" Tsukuyo still had a face full of doubt.

"Really, I don't understand what you are saying at all," Yamazaki replied seriously.

"Well, since you said so..."

"Did I pass?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.

"No, it's just that you passed the first interview. There will be a second one next," Tsukuyo stood up and said, "Come with me. If you pass the second interview, I can give you a trial period of seven days. You can have food and shelter. Even if you are dismissed after the trial period, there will be a reward."

"Is it so good? Is there really a reward even if you don't pass the trial period?" Yamazaki was surprised.

"Of course, women are not like men," Tsukuyo replied, "Also, for a high-risk job like Hyakka, the appropriate subsidy is also necessary."

"High-risk?"

"You will understand after this," Tsukuyo replied, then stepped out of the door.

Seeing this, Yamazaki hurriedly followed.

...

Yamazaki followed Tsukuyo to a roof.

Tsukuyo pointed at a house dozens of meters away, "Do you see it? On the second floor of the house, you can see a man with orange hair in a ponytail through the window, right? "

"Yes, I can see it." Yamazaki replied, 'That is Yoshiwara's boss? Why did she want me to come to this place?' Yamazaki was puzzled.

At this time, Kawaki was playing the game he bought with joy in front of the computer. There were two Hyakka members feeding Kawaki oranges.

'I really envy this boss. This kind of life is simply too comfortable...' Yamazaki thought to himself.

But then, Tsukuyo took out a few kunai and handed them to Yamazaki. She said, "Throw these kunai out. If you can accurately stab it into that man's head, you pass."

"What kind of test is this! This should be considered an assassination!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this is just a simple test. And don't underestimate that man too much. This level of attack..." Tsukuyo stopped when she said this.

"Oh, you mean that he will dodge this attack?"

"No" As she spoke, Tsukuyo took out two more kunai from her bosom and threw them directly at Kawaki. The kunai stabbed into Kawaki's head with incomparable precision and instantly spurted out blood.

However, Kawaki did not care at all. He pulled out the kunai on his head as if nothing had happened. He stuck two band-aids on his head and then continued his game career. The two Hyakka members beside him were also used to it. It was as if they had not seen it.

"Did you see it? To that man, this kind of attack is nothing." Tsukuyo explained.

'Just now, it even squirts out blood, okay!!' Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Hyakka's job is basically to deal with some men who are constantly entangled with the girls. Also, relying on the fact that they are consumers...." Tsukuyo continued, "So it is better to use that man to practice."

'Is there such a practice?! Can't you practice with puppets or something?!' Yamazaki retorted in his heart.

"Do you also think that it is more suitable to practice with puppets?" Tsukuyo said and looked at Yamazaki again.

"Huh? No, I don't think so." Yamazaki quickly denied it, but there were waves in his heart, 'What's going on?! How did this woman know what I was thinking? Could she see everything I was thinking in my mind? In that case... wouldn't I have already been exposed?'

Thinking of this, Yamazaki revealed a regretful expression. Right now, Yamazaki only wanted to quickly escape from this place.

"There's no need to look at me like that. Many people have asked this question before, but..." As she spoke, Tsukuyo once again looked at Kawaki who was in the distance. She gnashed her teeth and said, "That kind of man is completely useless! He only knows how to stay in his room and play games all day long. Recently, we even has to bring food into his room. This kind of man has no benefit to society anymore! Therefore, at least being a target is somewhat useful!"

'No, your explanation will only make me feel that you are simply unhappy with him.' Yamazaki silently retorted her in his heart, but his face was serious as he replied, "I know!"

Then, Yamazaki, who had knelt down and apologized to Kawaki several times in his heart, finally raised his hand that was holding the kunai.

"Stop," said Tsukuyo.

'Ah, it really is like this. It really is just a test! Yamazaki, you are really too smart!' Yamazaki praised himself in his heart. 'Thinking about it, it is also true. How could there be such a random recruitment method?'

Just as Yamazaki breathed a sigh of relief, Tsukuyo took out several kunai from her bosom again and said to Yamazaki, "Did you not see it clearly? Kunai should be held like this!"

'Is this what you wanted to say?!'

Yamazaki cursed in his heart.

...

In the end, Yamazaki still passed the test. After several hundred rounds of kunai, he finally succeeded in stabbing Kawaki in the head.

"It's already very good. You have worked hard." Tsukuyo said with a gratified expression, "Congratulations, you have successfully passed Hyakka's entrance examination."

Looking at Tsukuyo's gratified expression, Yamazaki only felt that it was like the smile of a saint. He was immediately moved and did not know what to do. His face was full of tears as he replied, "Thank you!"

"No, this is something you do with your own efforts." Tsukuyo replied, "Also, don't be too proud. The next trial period is the main point."

"I got it!" Yamazaki solemnly replied.

Just like that, Yamazaki successfully snuck into Yoshiwara.

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