Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Shut up! The two of you!" Toshiro shouted with white eyes, "This is too rude! Come to think of it, what are you doing here?"

"Huh?" Kawaki asked a little puzzled, "Weren't you the one who invited me to watch the show?"

"Bullsh*t! When did I invite you?" Toshiro cursed.

"You're really not frank," Kawaki whispered into Sogo's ear, "That's why he can't make friends, right? That person."

"You're right, boss," Sogo replied softly. At the same time, he glanced at Toshiro beside him, "But I can't do anything about it. I raised such a dishonest son. It's the same at school, and it's the same when he brings my friends over to play at home. I can't do anything about it...

"I heard everything!" Toshiro scolded. Then he looked at Sogo, "Why do you say like I am your son who doesn't like communicating with others?"

"Don't worry! Okaasan! Toshiro has his own ideas!" Kawaki patted Sogo on the shoulder and encouraged him, "Children of this age are all like this. I'm the same in that age!"

"You're right, Otousan. I hope he grows up to be an outstanding adult!" Sogo replied.

"You two! Did you hear anything!!"

"Let's not talk about this anymore, Toshiro." As Kawaki spoke, he took out a cake filled with mayonnaise from his bosom and continued in a very caring tone, "Today is your graduation ceremony. This is something that Otousan bought after traveling a lot. Congratulations, Toshiro."

Toshiro subconsciously took the mayonnaise cake and subconsciously said, "Thank you."

However, the next moment, Kawaki and Sogo secretly laughed.

"Why do I hear the sound of [beep beep beep]? An alarm clock?" Toshiro, who was holding the cake, asked.

The next moment... Boom!!!

"Hahahahaha!" Kawaki and Sogo covered their stomachs and could not stop laughing.

"Idiot! This person is definitely an idiot right" Kawaki pointed at Toshiro, whose face had turned black from the explosion, and laughed, "What graduation ceremony? He actually believed it all, hahaha..."

"My stomach hurts from laughing. I can't take it anymore, boss, no, Otousan." Sogo held his stomach and laughed.

"You..." Toshiro could no longer bear it and gritted his teeth as he said, "All of you, go to hell!"

As he spoke, Toshiro took out a rocket launcher and pressed the switch on the two of them.

Kawaki and Sogo reacted quite quickly. The two of them instantly bent down to dodge the rocket.

However, the crowd behind them was not so lucky. All of them had turned into... afro.

"What are you guys doing?" Kondo cursed as he walked over, "Just now, I said that I wanted to improve Shinsengumi's image in the eyes of the citizens. You guys are still messing around here! If you continue like this, don't talk about improving the image, I won't be able to save you at all!"

"It's just the two of them!" Toshiro pointed at Sogo and Kawaki, who were whispering to each other, and scolded, "It's all their fault! Can I kill the two of them? Can I?"

"Ah! Isn't this Kawaki-san?" Kondo finally noticed Kawaki beside them and then sighed with emotion, "I haven't seen you for a long time since we met at Snack Smile last time. After that day, you seemed to be got drunk..."

"Yes, I've always wanted to invite you to have a drink in Yoshiwara." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and replied with a smile.

"Really? Then I'll thank you first. But I really don't have much time right now," Kondo declined, "Right now, the most important thing is to improve Shinsengumi's image in the eyes of the citizens. This is the most important thing. But then again, why are you here?"

"Ah, it was Sogo-kun who invited me to watch a free performance." Kawaki sighed, "I heard it wa a celebration for Sogo-kun and invited the Edo No. 1 Idol using some funds from mayonnaise purchasing funds."

"It can't be! Do you think it's a celebration party?" Toshiro shouted. Then, he looked at Kondo, who was standing to the side, and asked, "What exactly is going on? What's with the mayonnaise purchasing funds? Don't be silent! Hey, hey! Are you saying that woman was invited using the mayonnaise purchasing funds?!"

"Don't be angry, Toshiro," Kondo comforted, "This can't be helped. All the funds in the bureau have been given to the owners of the houses that were blown up by Sogo. The only thing left is your mayonnaise purchasing funds."

"What kind of joke is this! That's what he did, let him be responsible!!" Toshiro pointed to Sogo who was whistling by the side.

"Don't say that, Toshiro!" Kondo crossed his arms and said seriously, "Sogo is also doing this for work. He didn't expect that the result would be like that! Don't complain about it Toshiro! Next time, I will compensate you with my special ass shaving funds!"

"Who wants that kind of disgusting compensation!" Toshiro frantically complained, "Speaking of which, does our bureau still have that kind of special funds? Why do I never know about it?"

"Well, calm down, Toshi." Kawaki patted Toshiro on the shoulder and comforted him.

"Who are you calling Toshi? I don't want to be called that by you!" Toshiro scolded.

"If you think about it carefully, improving Shinsengumi's image in the eyes of the citizens is more beneficial, right?" Kawaki crossed his arms and analyzed, "Think about it, if Shinsengumi's image in the eyes of the citizens has risen to the point of being a close person..."

"When Little Akarui saw you on the road, he rushed over to you with a smile and offered the mayonnaise he bought with his pocket money for two months. How do you feel?! ps: Little Akarui was an orphan whose parents died when he was a child, and his grandmother who was responsible for taking care of him also died of illness when he was five years old. From then on, he relied on picking up trash to survive."

"The mood is too heavy! I can't swallow this kind of mayonnaise at all, bastard!" Toshiro scolded.

"That's true. Let's ask the Shenron to revive Little Akarui's parents and grandmother before eating the mayonnaise!" Kawaki said after thinking for a moment.

"This is too troublesome!" Toshiro rolled his eyes and complained, "Don't you want to talk about the benefits of improving our image? There's no need to be so troublesome! I understand!"

"In short, it is also good to say that. At least when capturing criminals, you can get the citizens' understanding and assistance." As he said that, Toshiro looked at Kondo who was crying because of Little Akarui's story, "Hey, what are you crying for?"

"Little Akarui... Little Akarui is really too pitiful!" Kondo wiped his tears, "Alright! Today's mission is to collect dragon..."

Toshiro kicked Kondo over and shouted, "It's not this at all!"

"Ah, isn't this Kawaki-san?" Otsuu-chan, who was signing for Shinsengumi's members, ran over excitedly when she saw Kawaki, "Is Kawaki-san also here to help improve Shinsengumi's image?"

"No, not at all," Kawaki answered decisively.

"Are Otsuu-chan and Kawaki-san acquaintances?" Kondo asked doubtfully.

"No, I've only seen her twice," Kawaki replied.

"I thought that Kawaki-san, who is popular with women, would definitely give a good suggestion to help Shinsengumi."

"Miss Terakado Tsuu, this is the schedule for today," Sogo finally thought of something. He walked over and handed a schedule to Otsuu-chan.

"Okay."

"You don't have to do anything. You just have to stand at the side and keep smiling. Relax." Toshiro continued to instruct.

"I said," Otsuu-chan looked up and said seriously, "Since I want to do it, I won't do anything half-baked! No matter what work I have to put in all my effort! That's what my father told me!"

"Uh, but..."

Toshiro was about to say something when Otsuu-chan interrupted him again.

"There is only one day. I also want to fulfill my duties as the director. I have also considered a lot of ideas to change Shinsengumi's image."

"Ah, no need. You just need to be here." Toshiro replied casually.

"Hey, you! Look over!" Otsuu-chan said to the group of Shinsengumi members, "I also investigated a lot and found that your negative comments were caused by violence. It is the worst to solve everything with violence!"

"Today, violence must be banned! Remove all the things on your waists!" Otsuu-chan said as she took two steps forward.

"Hey, did this little girl really take herself as the director?" Toshiro stood behind Otsuu-chan and said disdainfully, "They can't be commanded by just anyone. And if they put down their weapons, how can they manage security? The sword is the Samurai soul..."

Before he finished, Toshiro saw the Shinsengumi members, including Kondo, unloading all the swords on their bodies.

"I'm really sorry, Chief!" Kondo saluted and shouted.

Similarly, the Shinsengumi members also lined up.

"It's better for me to resign as soon as possible..." Toshiro was speechless.

"Toshiro, Sogo! What are you doing Hurry up and remove your equipment!" Kondo shouted at Toshiro and Sogo.

"Kondo-san, your head really needs to be re-armed..." There was a big "#" on Toshiro's head.

"We have to do our best to improve our image today!" Kondo snapped, "Do you think I invited Otsuu-chan here without thinking about anything?"

As he spoke, Kondo's hand sneakily wrapped around Otsuu-chan's shoulder.

'No, you're just thinking about some vulgar things...' The three people(Kawaki, Sogo, and Toshiro) thought at the same time.

"Otsuu-chan... No, it's the director. Although she once fell to the bottom of her career due to a scandal, she sang wherever she went with the spirit of NEVER GIVE UP. Finally, the music producer discovered her talent and completely broke her past image! She has once again become the number one idol singer of today's Edo! She is the idol of rebirth through fire!"

Kondo said seriously.

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