Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You bastard!" One of the Hyakka members took out kunai and stood up. She looked at the gangster and said, "You actually sprinkled juice on Kawaki-sarma's face and clothes!"

"Well, calm down. Maybe it was not intentional. It's okay." Kawaki waved his hand and picked up a napkin to wipe the juice on his face.

"What nonsense are you saying? They are just a bunch of stupid women... Ah!" Before the leading gangster could finish speaking, he was kicked away by Kawaki. He flew out like a cannonball and sank into the wall on the other side. It seemed that he would faint for a long time.

"But the matter of insulting women can not be forgiven so easily..." Kawaki smiled and tidied up his clothes. Then, he walked to Hachiro, who the gangster kicked.

"Just now, Kawaki-sama stepped forward for me!"

"No, it's for me!"

"Shut up, ugly! It's obviously for me!"

The group of Hyakka members started to quarrel again.

The matter started two minutes ago. Initially, Kawaki and the others were playing happily. However, a sudden noise sounded. At this time, Kawaki and the others saw a group of gangsters kicking Hachiro to the side of the table.

As the table collapsed, the juice on the table was also sprinkled, and it just happened to be on the heads of Kawaki and the others who were at the next booth...

"Are you okay?" Kawaki reached out and pulled Hachiro up.

"Ah, no problem..." Hachiro forced himself to stand up and said.

"That, the maintenance money on the wall, I will send it over later. Don't worry." Kawaki continued and revealed an apologetic expression.

"Please don't mind that..." Hachiro quickly said.

"Big brother! That guy is Hachiro, but..." A gangster pointed at Hachiro and looked at Kurogoma Katsuo who was standing at the door with a sullen face.

"So, didn't I tell you?" Katsuo kicked the younger brother, "Don't cause trouble for people who have nothing to do with the incident! What do I usually teach you?"

Looking at Katsuo who kept kicking the little brother in the face, even Kawaki was a little embarrassed...

"Well, it doesn't matter. If you continue to kick that person, he might cross Sanzu River..." Kawaki quickly walked out to mediate.

"What does it have to do with you? What does it have to do with you that I am teaching my subordinates a lesson?" Katsuo raised his head and scolded loudly, "Those who are unrelated, quickly move aside! I am here to find Hachiro!"

This time, even Kawaki, who thought that his temper was already very good, was a little angry. If one wanted to ask why it was because Katsuo spat on Kawaki's face.

"Ah, so it's like that..." Kawaki lowered his head and said with a black face.

"That's it! Quickly hand over that Hachiro and scram to the side!" Katsuo continued to speak loudly, his saliva still spraying onto Kawaki's face.

"Hehe..." Kawaki lowered his head and laughed. Then, he threw out a punch with all his might, directly hitting Katsuo's belly. The latter was directly sent flying.

However, Kawaki did not give up. He then rushed over and punched Katsuo's face who was lying on the ground.

However, Kawaki still had a faint smile on his face.

"Your voice is so loud. Do you think I don't have a pair of ears? My ears are almost ringing. Do you know that?" Kawaki said while beating, "You have so much saliva. Don't you know that you have to wear a face mask when you go out? It stinks, don't you know? The grudge between you and Hachiro has nothing to do with me. But now, I really want to kill you!"

"That bastard!" Katsuo's subordinates cursed and prepared to rush up. However, the group of Hyakka members was not to be trifled with. They instantly took out their weapons and stood against them.

Just at this juncture, Gintoki walked out and stood between the two teams, "Let's stop here!"

"What nonsense are you saying! Do you know who we are?" The leading gangster scolded.

"One of the 4 Devas of Kabukicho, the [Dobunezumi Group] under Doromizu Jirochou ." Gintoki picked his nose and said casually at the same time.

"If you know, then hurry up and get out of our way!"

"You guys, if you want to bully people, you have to check the information first, right?" Gintoki sighed softly, "Could it be that you want this street to change from 4 Devas to 3 Devas?"

"Huh?" The gangsters laughed instantly, "What nonsense are you saying? Is there something wrong with your head?"

"A guy who can't be persuaded back with three sentences is not worthy of sympathy. I am too lazy to speak again." Gintoki retreated to the side, "Please."

"Hey, that guy seems to be from there." A gangster muttered.

"Eh?" At this time, this group of gangsters carefully looked at the group of Hyakka members in front of them. With their years of experience in the underworld, these people finally realized that these people were not easy to provoke!

"Put it away. Hyakka's strength is not used in this kind of place." Tsukuyo, who had been watching, came out and said.

"Chief, but..."

"There is no but. We have enough fun. Let's go back first." As she spoke, Tsukuyo walked to the door and tugged at the back collar of Kawaki, who was beating up the Katsuo, "Enough with that painless punch..."

"Eh? Tsukki, you've already discovered this. Hahahaha..." As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and gently removed Tsukuyo's hand, "You guys go back first. I still want to play with this... whatever Katsuo..."

"Don't joke around! How much more trouble do you want to cause!" Tsukuyo retorted.

"I won't. Trust me." Kawaki flashed a beautiful smile at Tsukuyo.

"Then... I understand..."

...

"Can you talk in a low voice now?" Kawaki sat on the seat and asked Katsuo who had been beaten into a pig head.

At this time, the Yorozuya trio, Kyoshiro, Hachiro, Kawaki, and Katsuo were sitting in the same seat.

"Yes..." Katsuo replied softly, but the hatred in his eyes was not concealed at all.

"Is that right?" Kawaki sighed softly, "When you are outside, you must distinguish between those who are deaf and those who are not. In fact, the easiest way is to look at the age. If you shout in front of people without distinguishing between right and wrong, it is very easy to scare people, okay? It is also fortunate that you met me. If you meet other people, you won't have this kind of treatment~. Also, if you secrete too much saliva, you must go to the hospital to take a look, okay? What saliva glands, and so on..."

Listening to Kawaki's chattering words, Katsuo cursed in his heart. But his face did not flare up, because he just heard the word [Hyakka] from his younger brother. Katsuo knew that even if it was his own boss, he would not want to have a conflict with Yoshiwara. So he could only swallow it for now.

"... Alright, that's all I have to say." Finally, Kawaki finished.

"I understand. I will pay attention in the future!" Katsuo hurriedly said. At the same time, he heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, 'This guy is really annoying!'

"Then, let's talk about why you came to my friend's shop for?"

Looking at Kawaki's annoying smile, Katsuo really wanted to take out his sword and stab this bastard in front of him. If he knew that this was a shop related to Yoshiwara, he wouldn't come even if he were beaten to death!

"That..." Katsuo rubbed his hands and smiled apologetically, "It was actually a misunderstanding,"

"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding?" Kawaki asked curiously.

"... Actually, one of my younger brothers seemed to have been fired by this shop, so as the older brother, I only came to take a look..." Katsuo pointed at Kankichi, who was at the door.

"Oh, I see." Kawaki nodded, "This is reasonable. My brother was fired, so my elder brother came to the workplace to ask why. This is understandable. So, have you figured out the reason why your cute brother was fired? Did your brother suffer any pressure in this shop? Don't worry. Tell me boldly. I am very fair!"

"Ah, I have figured it out. He has not been oppressed at all!" Katsuo said hurriedly, "It's just that he doesn't work hard!"

"Huh? Reall?y" Kawaki was in disbelief. He pointed at Kankichi at the door and continued, "Your brother looks like he was beaten up, okay? Was he really not bullied here? "

"No, no! That was only his own fault!" As he spoke, Katsuo looked at Kankichi who was at the door, "Is that so? Kan...ki-kun?"

"It's Kankichi..." Kankichi replied, "That's right, I just fell down!"

"So that's how it is," Kawaki nodded and continued, "Since the misunderstanding has been resolved, then these damaged public items..."

"I will send my subordinates to deliver the payment later!"

"En, then I'll have to trouble you. It seems that you are also a reasonably good person!" Kawaki said with some emotion, and then looked at Kyoshiro, who was at the side, "Kyoshiro-san, what is the result of this treatment?"

"Ah, it's already very good." Kyoshiro hurriedly replied.

"Little uncle, you were deceived-aru..." Kagura moved closer to Kawaki and whispered, "Just now, those people said that they wanted to be this club bodyguard and insisted on collecting money, but Kyoshiro refused..." Before she finished speaking, Kagura was dragged back by Gintoki.

"This result is already very good! Why are you still trying to fill in the chaos!" Gintoki cursed.

"So that's how it is" As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Katsuo.

The latter swallowed his saliva and was just about to explain when he heard Kawaki continue.

"So you're here to apply. If that's the case, why didn't you say so earlier? Although it looks like you guys are indeed... hard to explain in a few words, if you tidy up a little, it might be much better. Even if you can't cope with ordinary guests, you might be able to find guests with special hobbies, right?"

'You completely understand it wrongly!!!' Everyone roared in their hearts.

"Ah, that's it..." At this time, Kyoshiro spoke up to help Katsuo explain, "These gentlemen are indeed not in line with our recruitment standards, so..."

"Kyoshiro, it's not that I want to scold you, but you should at least give people an opportunity, right? These men who want to invest in the host industry for their dreams, just using words like "does not meet the recruitment standards", isn't it a little too inhumane?" Kawaki complained in a low voice.

"Huh?"

"No need, no need. We know that we are not that kind of material..." Katsuo hurriedly said.

Looking at the forced smile on Katsuo's face, Kawaki suddenly understood something and scolded harshly, "Are you ready to give up just like that? Just one sentence "does not meet the recruitment standards" and you are scared? Is your dream really that cheap? Don't give up! Even if it is this kind of dream, don't give up!!"

'This person is too annoying!!' Katsuo roared in his heart.

"Don't you think so, Okaasan ?" Kawaki looked at Hachiro's mother and said.

"That's right," Hachiro's mother wiped away her tears, "Since it is your dream, I understand it as Okaasan! Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, it will definitely be realized!"

'When did you come?!!!!!!' The people present cursed in their hearts.

"So, that glamorous little brother, why don't you give them a chance!" Hachiro's mother looked at Kyoshiro and said with a pleading tone.

"Then... then let's give it a try..." Kyoshiro could only reply in this manner...

Just like that, a brand-new Host Selection Competition began...

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