Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I think I can see a new host rising up!" Another host said excitedly, "Sure enough, we, Takamagahara, are destined to become the first host store in Edo!"

...

When Yorozuya's trio entered Takamagahara with Hachiro's mother, Kyoshiro, and Hachiro, this was the scene they saw. Almost all the hosts surrounded Kawaki and discussed something excitedly.

However, because the crowd was too dense, Gintoki and the others temporarily did not notice that the person who was surrounded was Kawaki.

"Don't have to work? ! What are you doing together?!" Hachiro, who received Kyoshiro's gaze, walked forward and coughed twice. At the same time, he loudly reminded them.

"The store manager is back!" Only then did the group of hosts realize, "Manager, quickly look at the performance chart!"

"What's wrong with the performance chart?" Hachiro asked doubtfully. He turned to look at the performance chart on the wall. Kyoshiro also looked over and saw that above a hand-written Kou, the red straight line that represents performance had already reached the ceiling!

"I can't be!" Kyoshiro found it hard to believe, but in the end, he still smiled and said with a little emotion, "Sure enough, my vision is not wrong. From the first time I saw that man, I knew that he would definitely become a host who would surpass me!"

"Hey? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was a little confused, "Isn't Kyoshiro the number one host in Kabukicho? What is he talking about?"

"The number one host?" Kyoshiro smiled, and then continued with a serious face, "No, from now on, this title will be given to that man. But fortunately, I discovered it in advance. Otherwise, if other shops dug up our Takamagahara's business, it will definitely be snatched away!"

"That man? Who is it?" Gintoki asked while digging his nose.

Just as Gintoki finished asking, he saw that all the hosts around Kawaki had scattered and stood behind Kawaki in two rows. It could be said that they were very ostentatious.

"It's that man! Kawaki-san!" Kyoshiro pointed at Kawaki, who was sitting on the seat with his legs crossed, and said seriously.

Gintoki / Shinpachi / Kagura. "..."

Right now, the three of them only had one thought, 'This store is about to end...'

"Kyoshiro, I advise you to quickly separate yourself from that man. Otherwise, you will definitely be dragged into some strange matter..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly as he adjusted his glasses.

"Hey? Do you know Kawaki-san?" Kyoshiro was a little puzzled, "Since it's an acquaintance, it's even better. Please help me persuade Kawaki-san. Although I have tried my best to invite him, he has not agreed to work on my side..."

"No, it's not him who the trouble, but the terrible women behind him..." As Shinpachi spoke, he remembered the horror of being dominated by the Hyakka women in the Snow Sculpture Chapter.

"Ah?" Kyoshiro was puzzled.

"Hey, what are you doing in this place? When did you change jobs?" Gintoki walked up to Kawaki and said.

"Isn't this Gintoki?" Kawaki looked at the person and smiled, "I'm just helping to take over the job."

"Host? Did you do this kind of work before? Be careful that those tigresses will cut you into pieces when they find out." Gintoki said casually and then sat down.

"But it's really amazing. I didn't expect there to be such a job. It's exactly the same as the mystery you taught me before!" Kawaki didn't care about Gintoki's words. Instead, he said with a little emotion, "I can drink free wine just by coaxing those women. I didn't expect this kind of job to really exist. "

"Eh? Could it be that you are also well versed in the ways of the Hosting?" Kyoshiro walked over and looked at Gintoki with a fanatical expression on his face, "Please have a discussion with me!"

"No, it's not that kind..." Gintoki did not know how to reply.

"Little uncle, I have already sent your location to Tsukki." Kagura walked over while digging her nose. At the same time, she took out her phone(bought by Kawaki) and waved it in front of Kawaki.

"It's okay, right?" Kawaki waved his hand indifferently, "It's just that Kyoshiro helped me buy a game, and I worked for him for a while. It's just a simple price exchange. But then again, what are you doing here? This place is not a place for an underage girl like you, but you can drink if it's just milk."

"Don't look down on me-aru!" Kagura crossed her arms in disdain, "I'm already an adult! I should at least drink a bull!"

"Is that so?" Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth, "I've already told Sister Kouka everything you said."

After saying that, Kawaki took out his phone and waved it in front of Kagura.

Looking at Kouka's reply, [It's still too early to say anything like that. Milk is more suitable for Kagura]. With this message, Kagura pounced on Kawaki without any explanation.

"You actually used such a despicable method-aru!" Kagura grabbed Kawaki and cursed, "This is a despicable method that only primary school students use!!"

"What you did just now doesn't make any difference, right?" Shinpachi complained.

Kawaki, who casually pressed Kagura down on his seat, raised his head and asked, "Continue with the topic just now. What are you doing here? Also, can I trouble you to get a glass of milk and a glass of soda?"

"Who wants milk! Your stinky uncle!" Kagura raged, "At least get me a bull, you bastard! And a few more handsome hosts!"

"Don't be willful, Kagura," Kawaki sighed, "A handsome man may not be reliable. You have to remember this clearly!"

"That makes sense-aru! It's useless to be handsome! But you must have money!" Kagura nodded, "Then, bring me some diamond!"

"That's not right either!" Kawaki was a little speechless, "1: Can't look at a man's face; 2: Can't look at his wallet; 3: Can't choose bald; 4: Can't choose silver-haired naturally wavy-haired; 5: Can't choose glasses that are covered in human skin! This is common sense. Of course, it's still a little early to say this now, but you must remember it!"

"Hey, what are the other three conditions?" Shinpachi ridiculed again, "No matter how you look at it, you added it on the spot! Is the "bald" referring to that baldy? I can understand that the "silver hair naturally wavy-haired" refers to Gin-san, but is the last one "glasses wearing a human skin" referring to me? Why did you say the last condition after looking at me?"

"No, there is no such thing at all!" Kawaki said righteously, then leaned close to Kagura's ear and reminded him in a low voice, "You must be careful of the glasses that have entered puberty."

"I heard everything!" Shinpachi said frantically, "I also have a sense of aesthetics, okay! Who would take a fancy to the big stomach king, who only knows how to pick her teeth and dig her nose all day long!"

"Moreover, she has a rough personality. She can only make egg bibimbap, and she doesn't know how to do housework. She is definitely a good-for-nothing housewife. Having a child will definitely pass down her bald head blood. What's so good about this kind of girl?" Gintoki nodded and added.

"Hey, this is it!" Kagura directly jumped up and kicked Shinpachi.

"My cute niece is actually like this in your eyes?" Kawaki jumped up and at the same time kicked Gintoki away.

"Little uncle..." Kagura cried and threw herself into Kawaki's arms.

"There, there. Don't mind it, Kagura-chan. Although what they said is the same as what I saw, I think that everything else can be changed other than the fact that the child would be bald!" Kawaki comforted.

"Just that point alone is impossible to get married!" Gintoki and Shinpachi got up and shouted at the same time.

"What nonsense are you saying? Take a look at Sister Kouka's appearance. I think Kagura-chan will become a crowd-pleaser in the future." Kawaki retorted.

"What about the baldy?" Gintoki curled his lips and said with disdain, "Although she does look like a beautiful girl now, what if her appearance becomes closer to that baldy when she grows up?"

"Then there is no hope," Kawaki replied without thinking.

"Your answer is too fast! Don't you need to think about it?" Shinpachi spit out, "Umibouzu, who is far away in the Milky Way, will cry when he hears it! He will definitely cry out of grievance!"

"Don't worry, Kagura-chan! It doesn't matter even if you look like that baldy! Little uncle will definitely help you get plastic surgery!" Kawaki said solemnly.

"Who wants to go for plastic surgery?" Kagura said as she punched Kawaki in the stomach. In an instant, Kawaki flew out.

However, other than Gintoki, no one noticed that after Kagura said the two words "plastic surgery", Hachiro's expression changed slightly. But then, Hachiro continued to patrol the shop.

Of course, Kyoshiro's expression also changed a little, but no one noticed...

Kagura had Kawaki's wallet in his hand, and then both Kagura and Gintoki showed a sinister smile of "successful battle".

"Hey, why do you two show the expression of "successful battle"? Are you aiming at Kawaki-san's wallet from the beginning? Where is your integrity?" Shinpachi ridiculed crazily.

"Anything like that is fine. Now the Yorozuya's funds are almost exhausted. It's just a little extra money, so don't make a fuss." Gintoki said casually. Then, he sneakily approached Kagura and prepared to divide the spoils.

"It's better for me to resign as soon as possible..." Shinpachi murmured...

However, at this moment, "Hey, Gin-san, what the hell is this place? We are here to find Hachiro. Are you saying that he is in this kind of place?" Hachiro's mother glanced around and then approached Gintoki and asked.

"Ah, calm down." Gintoki comforted her. Then he looked at Kyoshiro, who was at the side, "Um, Kyoshiro-san, can you send everyone away? I have some questions to ask you..."

"Yes, yes, but please wait a moment. I still have a few guests to attend. They will come out when I explain to them." Kyoshiro smiled and said. He dispersed all the surrounding hosts and walked in a certain direction.

"Gin-san, mom really hasn't noticed it yet..." Shinpachi whispered into Gintoki's ear.

"Of course..." Gintoki looked at Hachiro who was patrolling at the side, "Even if it's his own son, he has become like that... Moreover, the name Hachiro is very common..."

"But what exactly is Hachiro planning to do? Although I understand that it is difficult for him to say it to his mother, why did he take the initiative to contact us?" Shinpachi continued, but he still controlled his voice to a range that only Gintoki could hear.

"People will still be reasonable. If his mother is attacked in front of him, her son will still take action even if she is a long-winded mother." Gintoki sighed and said.

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