Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kawaki stood at the top of the utility pole and looked down at Chintaro's residence below. He suddenly had a strange feeling... [utility pole], [night], [infiltration], [Ninja]...

'It was very similar to some of the younger brothers in the next-door crew! Finally, it looked like a real ninja game.' Thinking of this, Kawaki curled his lips slightly.

In fact, Kawaki had always felt that the current Takasugi was very suitable for the role of Uchiha Itachi. He is also a middle schooler, artistic, and has that kind of cold attitude. The most important thing was that he also had an eyepatch. Even if Takasugi went to the next-door crew, Kawaki did not feel that it was inappropriate.

Think about that picture: Takasugi is standing in front of Sasuke, [Hate me, my stupid Otouto.] After speaking, he directly tore off the gauze from his left eye and continued with the sentence [Tsukuyomi] or [Amaterasu]! There is no sense of inconsistency at all!

"Hey, what are you thinking about this time?" Gintoki, who was on the roof, looked at Kawaki speechlessly, "Hurry up, get ready to pose!"

"Ah, nothing..." Kawaki woke up from his fantasy and quickly replied, "I just think that the utility pole is really suitable for ninjas..."

"Do you think you're an Uchiha? Look at your old-fashioned sportswear! Where did your sense of immersion come from?" Gintoki roared.

"No, not myself," Kawaki shook his head, "Don't you think that person is very suitable for playing it?"

"That person? Who is that?" Gintoki was puzzled, "Don't worry so much. We are already here. It is better to end this ninja game as soon as possible!"

After saying that, Gintoki was the first to jump down. He did a somersault and landed steadily, "Ninja Squad [Six Ninja]... "

Before he could finish speaking, Kawaki was the first to jump down and knock Gintoki over, "[Six Ninja] your ass! Don't count me in!"

Kagura and the others, who had already taken the lead in posing, could only remain motionless, waiting for Gintoki's next command.

"What are you so proud of! You are a sportswear ninja!" Gintoki got up and scolded.

"Who are you calling a sportswear ninja! Do you think I wear this because I like sportswear?! It's because there is no choice!" Kawaki said angrily.

"No, I've actually prepared it for you..." Sacchan added.

"I won't wear it even if I die!" Kawaki decisively refused, "Only Zura likes that color. I can't accept it at all! And how can I wear clothes that smell like Natto?"

"Can you hurry up? I've been holding these two plates of curry. To be honest, I'm a little tired." Katsura turned his head and said.

"Then do it again! Wonderful full appearance!" Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Kawaki had already taken the lead and rushed. Kawaki felt a little anxious about his IQ with this group of people.

"Hey! Everyone hasn't appeared yet. How can you sneak away!" Gintoki shouted behind Kawaki.

"I don't need that kind of thing!" Kawaki said with disdain, isn't the mission to rescue the uncle in the costume? Could you hurry up and solve it? This chapter has already been written into 6 chapters, okay? How long do you want to drag it out?"

"It's not the uncle in the costume; it's Elizabeth! Don't make a mistake, Kawaki!" Katsura replied, "Moreover, it's only 6 chapters. I could write at least more than two hundred chapters if I were to appear. If I were to depict my every move seriously, it would take up at least 199 chapters with 2098 words!"

"Can you guys behave yourselves!" Sacchan said unhappily,

"Let's hurry up and catch up! Otherwise, we'll be exposed sooner or later!"

"That's true. Then let's skip the appearance and start the mission directly!" Gintoki nodded and said.

"What a joke! What's the point of me holding up two plates of curry rice for half a day?!" Katsura roared unhappily.

"That's right-aru! What's the point of me squatting here for half a day? Isn't it a bit too much to want to jump over before the camera even arrived-aru?" Kagura said unhappily at the same time.

"Don't argue over such meaningless things anymore! Kawaki-san has already disappeared, alright?" Shinpachi reminded.

"By the way, does he know our plan?" Sacchan raised her hand weakly and asked.

The other four people turned their heads simultaneously, looking at the sky and the ground without looking at Sacchan.

However, it was only a few seconds. After that, Gintoki took the lead and rushed, "This is bad! That guy does not play according to the routine at all! Let alone Elizabeth, the entire Edo will be demolished by him! "

"Eh! Is Kawaki-san really that violent?!" Shinpachi also rushed down and asked at the same time.

"It's not just violent, it's a beast." Katsura also rushed down and said at the same time.

"Beast?" Shinpachi was puzzled, "Why would you call Kawaki-san 'Beast'? Don't you all have those more handsome titles? Why do you use those vague titles?"

"That guy can fight for a week without stopping. Even if he is exhausted, he can still fight against a thousand people by himself!" As he spoke, Katsura recalled the last battle. At that time, he was tied up high and watched Kawaki fight in the sea of people alone...

"Is Kawaki-san really that strong?!" Shinpachi was completely shocked and interrupted Katsura's memories.

"Almost..."

"Then wouldn't this incident become even worse?!" Shinpachi was completely confused, "So why do you have to bring him along? Why don't you just let him go home and play games?"

Katsura did not answer but continued to rush down. Gintoki, who was at the front, listened to Katsura's words quietly. At the same time, he was constantly searching for Kawaki.

Finally, the five people came to the courtyard of Chintaro's house, but it was different from what they expected. The entire courtyard was quiet, and there was no one at all!

"What happened? Why is there no one? There is no sound at all? Could it be that Kawaki-san has already made his move..." Before he could finish his sentence, Sacchan walked straight to the bushes at the side.

After checking for a while, she interrupted Shinpachi, "It seems that he has indeed made his move." As she spoke, Sacchan dragged out a bunch of goons who had been tied up firmly from the bushes.

Suddenly, a scream rang out, startling everyone.

"Is it still too late?" Gintoki lowered his head and said softly.

"Too late... You mean?" Before Shinpachi could finish, he heard another scream.

"There is no time to dilly-dally! We have to stop him quickly!" As he spoke, Gintoki directly rushed in.

Katsura, Shinpachi, and Kagura also rushed in at the same time.

Only Sacchan looked at the group of fainted cannon fodder. She stood there thoughtfully, then turned around and rushed over. However, just as Sacchan left, a piece of paper fell from the body of someone who had fainted.

Written on it: [Please send me some tissue paper! If you can, bring me some new underwear! ]

...

As for who made the screams, let's turn our attention to the men's toilet of the Toyama family.

"That bastard Zura! He actually poisoned the curry! I'm just a little hungry!" Kawaki clutched his stomach and sat on the toilet with a pained expression, "Fortunately, I was faster this time. I didn't do... Uh, it in my pants..."

"Ah!!" A man's scream came from the next room, so loud that it almost broke Kawaki's eardrums.

"Hey! Little brother, are you okay?!" Kawaki patted the partition and shouted.

"I'm already seriously injured... I can't take it anymore..."

From the voice, one could tell how much despair this man was suppressing.

"Hey! You have to hold on! Little brother! I'll call an ambulance for you right now!" Kawaki quickly replied and began to search for his phone.

"I don't think I brought my phone with me today..." Kawaki, who had searched his entire body but couldn't find his phone, suddenly remembered that he hadn't brought it with him when he went out during the day. Moreover, he had already changed his clothes once, "Don't despair! Wait for me to poop... I'll take you to the hospital once I'm done with it!"

"Ah -!" Another scream rang out. It was still the man beside Kawaki's cubicle.

"Just hold on for a bit! I'll be done soon! Don't give up!" Kawaki quickly replied, "Now, think about Naruto! Don't give up!"

"It's not about giving up or not... If this kind of thing happens to anyone like me... It's really painful..." Zenzou curled up into a strange position as he replied in pain, "This kind of... This kind of pain... will never be forgotten for the rest of my life..."

"A lifetime! What kind of pain will never be forgotten for a lifetime?!" Kawaki was shocked, "Could it be that your girlfriend dumped you?! Don't worry about this! I know two men who are destined to be virgins for a lifetime. They are not in pain like you!"

"How is that possible!" Zenzou replied, "I just felt that today's work was very easy. I just drank a little..."

"Drank a little? Could it be that after getting drunk... you were abused by a passing gangster?!" Kawaki muttered. Then, he revealed a look of sympathy, "Although I can't empathize with you, I really sympathize with you! Don't worry; my mouth is very strict! I definitely won't tell anyone! You must also work hard to survive! Don't give up hope!"

"It's 10,000 times more serious than that! Bastard!" Zenzou cursed.

"10,000 times!!!" Kawaki gasped, "Could it be that you were abused 10,000 times by a gangster! Or were you abused by 10,000 gangsters?! Is your anus okay?! Is it still okay? It can't be that it no longer has elasticity, right?"

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