Maybe a Fake Gintama

In a restaurant.

"What's wrong? Aren't you eating? Don't worry about the money. I'll treat you today," Katsura said softly to the four people sitting opposite him with a smile on his face.

Kawaki sniffed the food on the table, then looked at Katsura strangely, and finally sighed, "Kagura-chan, Shinpachi, you two can eat. Don't worry; I'll pay for your meals."

Kagura / Shinpachi, "That's great!"

"Then I too..." Gintoki drooled as he pointed at the parfait in front of him.

"It doesn't matter," Kawaki answered decisively.

"As expected of the trump card of our organization!" Katsura was touched, "Using your own funds to fill up the lack of funds for the organization! I'm so touched!"

"Touched my ass," Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "If you don't have anything hospitality to offer, it's either a traitor or a thief. Do you think I don't understand this? How many times have you invited guests since you were young? Don't you know how many times you've treated them? Even if you were forced to treat them, you would disappear whenever it was time to pay the bill. Don't you remember how you got the title Runaway Kotaro"

"The runaway in Runaway Kotaro is to run away from bills? Is this how the title came?!" Shinpachi retorted as he ate.

"And what's with that smiling expression? That expression is definitely an expression of intentional!" Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded.

"That's right, it's definitely another expression of bad luck," Gintoki said without even raising his head.

"There's no need to be so suspicious." Katsura chuckled and continued.

"It's not strange for anyone to make that expression in your line of work, but just your words alone are already very strange enough." Kawaki continued, and at the same time, he picked up the braised meat with rice in front of him, "Miss waitress, give me another 30 portions of braised meat with rice."

"As expected of our organization..." Before Katsura could finish speaking, he was punched by Kawaki with an expressionless face.

"Shut up!" Kawaki complained as he ate, "Every time you talk so much nonsense, the readers will also be aesthetically tired. And why did you appear today? You've been out for three days in a row, right? Why do you have so many scenes this week? It's super disgusting!"

"What I said later is something else entirely!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Don't you find it annoying? How many days has it been?" Kawaki looked up at Shinpachi and said helplessly, "Don't you think his existence has squeezed all your scenes out? I even suspect that he has made some unknown deal with the author."

"Ahahahaha!" Katsura wiped his nosebleed and sat down again. He laughed and said, "You're too slow! This week was originally [Katsura Strengthening Week]!"

"Strengthen your head!" Gintoki shouted, "I haven't appeared for four days, okay! It's all thanks to you! Take a good look at this work name! "Maybe a Fake Gintama", in other words, "It Maybe a True Gintama"! It is about the same as "Gintama" That is to say, I am still the protagonist! "

"There is no such agreement!" Kawaki retorted, "Take a good look at the introduction of the work, idiot!"

"What can I do?" Katsura said as two lines of tears and snot flowed down at the same time, "In the anime, you can always appear in the OP and ED, but here? There is no such thing at all! I have also worked hard!"

(TL note: OP and ED - Opening and Ending Song.)

"Don't worry, Zura. Everything you said will be deleted. Don't worry." Kawaki said with a smile.

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura raised his voice by eight degrees.

"Alright, you two, are you full?" Kawaki looked at Kagura and Shinpachi.

"Burp~" Kagura burped, one hand rubbing her bloated stomach and the other hand picking at her teeth with no integrity, "Reluctantly... reluctantly-aru."

"You're basically eating until you're full! Just how much did you eat!" Shinpachi crazily retorted.

Then, in the same gesture, he said bitterly, "Kagura-chan, others treat you to a meal; you have to be more reserved. At least say thank you, understand? Thank you, Kawaki-san!"

"Is that so-aru? Thank you, Little Uncle."

"Since we're full, let's leave this place," Kawaki said as he got up and prepared to go to the counter to settle the bill.

However, just after taking two steps, he felt that something was wrong.

"My stomach..." Kawaki felt his stomach turn upside down. Then, he looked at Katsura and gritted his teeth, "You bastard! How dare you trick me!"

"My stomach..." Shinpachi and Kagura also covered their stomachs simultaneously with pained expressions on their faces.

"That's why you guys are too inexperienced. When Zura wanted to do evil tricks, he will do anything!" Gintoki cupped his hands and nodded.

"Hey, why are you shaking?" Shinpachi looked at the trembling Gintoki, "Aren't you trying to hold it in too?! In the end, didn't you eat it too?!"

"Hahaha, even you can't smell this kind of colorless and odorless powerful laxative! I spent a lot of effort to get it from a genius inventor! I spent three Jouishishi seminar coupons!"

Ignoring Katsura's ridicule and chatter, Kawaki and the other three ran to the bathroom of the restaurant at the same time.

Someone in! Someone in! There are still people in!

Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were almost at the last moment!

At this time, Katsura leisurely walked into the men's toilet and laughed loudly, "Don't worry! My people have already occupied all the men's toilets in a radius of ten kilometers! If you want to use the toilet, be obedient! Today, your chrysanthemum fate is in my hands!"

"Why don't we go to the women's toilet to take a look?" After a long time, Gintoki slowly said this.

Kawaki / Shinpachi, "..."

"There's nothing we can do about it. I believe the readers will forgive us." Gintoki continued while trembling.

"No! Absolutely not! We will definitely be treated as perverts and called the police!" Shinpachi decisively refused.

"Do you want to do it in your pants or do you want to sit on the toilet? Make a decision, Shinpachi!" Gintoki said with a serious expression.

"Because there is no other way. As the protagonist, I agree with Gintoki's suggestion!" After a short period of thought, Kawaki concluded.

"Gin-chan... Little Uncle..." Kagura's pained voice came from the men's toilet door, "Is there... an empty seat in their-aru..."

Hearing this, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were stunned on the spot as if they had been struck by lightning.

"Do you think I didn't consider it beforehand" Katsura snorted and continued, "Whether it is the men's toilet or the women's toilet, even all the alleys within a radius of five kilometers are occupied by my men! It is impossible to even poop in the wild! Alright! Make a decision! Whether you do it in your pants or sit on the toilet, it will depend on your choice!"

"Why are you waiting for us! Fake----hair!" ×4

"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!"

...

Kawaki and the Yorozuya trio sat back down in the restaurant with expressions as if their bodies had been hollowed out.

"Then come and listen to my request now," Katsura sat across from them and nodded, "It was all because I was too stupid. I kept Elizabeth by my side all day long. It is not surprising that Bakufu kidnaped her."

Kawaki and Yorozuya were still sitting expressionlessly. No one said anything, as if they had not heard anything at all.

"A villain named Toyama Chintaro pursues it. He is a bastard full of selfish desires who does everything for money, embezzlement, and bribes. If this goes on, Elizabeth will be killed sooner or later! So, please! Kawaki, Gintoki! IIf it is the two of you, you can definitely help me save Elizabeth!" Katsura shouted excitedly.

"Katsura-san... before that," Shinpachi raised his head. Although he was smiling, there were still tears in his eyes, "Can you find us some clean clothes? It would be best if we could take a bath."

Katsura, "..."

...

Sacchan was working in a ninja-themed restaurant.

"Eh? Sneaking into a Bakufu's Official House?" Sacchan asked with a tray in her hand.

"This guy said he was going. No matter how I tried to persuade him, he wouldn't listen." Gintoki waved his hand and pointed at Katsura, "Aren't you a ninja? You should be very good at this, right? Please."

"Please? What do you want me to do?" Sacchan fixed her eyes and looked at Gintoki. "Also, when did you change your clothes? It's like you just picked it out in a clothing store. It doesn't fit your style at all."

At this time, Kawaki, Gintoki, and the other two were wearing sportswear that they had just bought from the clothing store. As for the bath, they might have taken a bath.

"No, I just think it's good to change the style occasionally. I wanted to try this kind of sportswear long ago, didn't I, Kawaki?" Gintoki scratched his head and said with a smile.

"That's right! We want to try it out! Just like that... that, isn't it like that in some works? We also want to try that one. Don't you think so, Gintoki?"

"Eh?" Gintoki could only bite the bullet and continue, "Yes! It's that! We occasionally want to change the style to try that!"

"That? What is that? Is there such a thing as sportswear?" Sacchan was puzzled.

"Don't worry so much! In short, help him become a ninja!" Gintoki decisively skipped the topic and pointed at Katsura.

"Are you looking down on us ninjas?" Sacchan replied.

However, Gintoki did not listen to her at all. Instead, he suggested to Katsura, "Anyway, let's start by imitating her speech, and remember to add [Gozaru] at the end of the sentence! Zura!"

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura!"

"The two of you really don't understand ninjas at all. To want to learn the mysteries of ninjas at this level is simply a pipe dream." Kawaki sneered.

"You, don't tell me!" Sacchan asked in disbelief, "Do you know the mysteries of ninjas?"

"Of course," Kawaki nodded and continued, "The first thing a so-called ninja should learn is... to feel Chakra! Come on, Zura, carefully concentrate with me and feel that trace of energy generated from the depths of your body!"

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